Seven Minutes In Evan

In this episode, we break down how good must crack be? Do people sit around campfires and discuss that time they did crack together? Should I do mushrooms? We talk about my experience at the Alamo and the Texas Rangers and how soft human life has become for us and why there is a correlation with the rising in mental health issues. Enjoy!

In this episode, we break down what the heck is happening with Nick Cannon and his lack of ability to wear condoms. Where did this all go wrong? I blame Mariah Carey. A guy also marries twins. A Ukrainian couple handcuffs themselves to each other to try to fix their relationship. Seems counterintuitive. Anderson Silva VS Julio Cesar Chavez Jr breakdown. Enjoy!

In this episode getting weird on a Wednesday I break down my new love for bird scooters and scootering downtown in Austin. What has it been like doing standup in Austin compared to Los Angeles & Ventura? Is Austin going to be the best comedy scene? What the hell was pimp my ride? Enjoy

In this episode, we dive into the random array of fight nights we have had over the past couple of weeks including Floyd Mayweather VS Logan Paul, Aaron Carter VS Lamar Odem & YouTube VS TikTok boxing matches. We breakdown what went down at a $55,000 a year school that was teaching first graders about masturbation with cartoons. Happy Monday y'all

Ladies and gentlemen we are graced once again by the very talented Joshua Wallenstein to talk about his newfound Tiktok fame and how much does having 9.1 million likes on TikTok go to your head? We talk about the difference between performing on stage and on the phone. It would not be pride month unless I had my gay son Josh on to be my correspondent on what pride month means to one of the OG gays...

In this episode, we break down the craziness of the new mask mandate in California and what it means for people who are not vaccinated. We talk about the fiasco that happened Sunday night with Floyd Mayweather and Logan Paul. What does this mean for boxing? What does this mean for entertainment with martial arts? Find out with this new radio DJ..

Ladies and gentlemen it is a mutt boy summer.. Mixed boys everywhere stand up. We breakdown the amazingness if they merge Jurassic World & Fast & Furious. Trump announces he will be president again by august & now we got another pandemic on the horizon with bird flu!

In this episode we talk about Memorial day and the importance of it. Making bad decisions like eating hot links. Overbearing significant other's parents. Stalking people in prison. Going back to my first movie theatre. Things that we could do to prevent another Covid-like pandemic.

In this episode we breakdown the lady jumping in the monkey enclosure in El Paso and what spawns this kind of thinking. We talk about my own embarrassing animal imprisonment issues. Texas legalizes constitutional carry we lightly tread on the topic and what this means. Enjoy!

Demi Lovato has waged a war against froyo and you are not allowed to talk about weight loss. I performed in a CBD Lounge and got hotboxed and had to perform. All the best sketch comics are leaving SNL. Why doesn't comedy work within the confines of the mainstream entertainment industry? We breakdown the Army of the dead.

In this episode we go way down too far in the vaccination rabbit hole. I apologize. I really went off the deep end but at the end of the day. I am who I am.. Because I am who I am. Enjoy.

In today's episode I talk to Ventura based comedian Connor Corsentino. We talk about losing our comedy virginity. Who are the current greats in comedy? What does the future of comedy look like? We discuss the Tony Hinchcliffe canceled problem. Connor tells the story of when he hung out with Brad Pitt. Connor breaks down his rehab program and what it was like being an anti D.A.R.E kid growing up. E...

Ladies & gentlemen we are graced by the presence once again of Jesse Doyle. A lifelong wrestler who is a brown belt in jiujitsu and competitor in mixed martial arts. Jesse has a unique approach and philosophy on life with an emphasis on the arts in martial arts. BARS.

Welcome ladies and gentlemen in today's episode we breakdown my experience at the Animal world & Snake Farm Zoo in New Braunfels. Disney gets canceled for Snow White and I will become the first Martian!

In this episode I talk to rapper/comedian Rob Jessie aka Rawkward. A very talented independent music artist and comedian. We talk about music and the creative process of creating through a process. BARS.

Ladies & Gentlemen welcome! Please like, comment & Subscribe to the podcast so you don't miss any future episodes. More content can be found at Evanlopez.com In this episode we talk about my deep dark secret. An addiction.. A primal urge.. To watch my feathered friends frolic through life. How has it been living in the wild Texas frontier? Damn nature you scary. Austin reinstates the ban on campin...

Ladies and gentlemen welcome to Wednesday where we come in hot! Talking about why you don't mess with Texas on stage. The breakdown the weirdness of Joe Biden saying that vaccinated people can go outside without a mask on. We have weaponized empathy and virtue signal is at an all time high. We talk about Jake Paul vs Daniel Cormier beef and how weird the measuring stick is for success. Enjoy!

In this episode we breakdown why I shaved my head like Britney. My near bathroom death experience. We breakdown UFC 261 and more! Enjoy!

Ladies and gentlemen welcome to Wednesday where we get weird! In this episode I break the news that I don't in fact have covid. Sadly. I thought moving to Texas it was a requirement. I break down in this episode my addiction to Krispy kreme. Is tik tok really good for the children? Is cryptocurrency legit? Why is Dogecoin going to the moon?

Ladies & Gentlemen we talk about my weekend at the Riverwalk in San Antonio aka the Gotham city of Texas. I talk about my first time doing actual standup again in front of a live audience. We breakdown the spectacle that was Jake Paul vs Ben Askren. Enjoy!

You are in for a treat! In this episode I talk to comedian & talented painter Russell Samler the host of the boomtown chronicles podcast available now! We talk about the black and white positioning on getting vaccinated and the virtue signaling of the past year. Russell tells us about his time working in a pharmacy during the Opiate epidemic. Are aliens real?... Well Russell & I have the answers f...

In this episode we breakdown the art of saying the right thing and being cliché as well as sticking the landing on not knowing where a sentence is going. Why did Texas choose the mockingbird as the state bird. Exotic animals in Texas. Sadly the Rap Legend DMX passes away. Ladies & Gentleman have a great Monday.

In this episode we talk about the differences between Texas and California and moving to brand new areas. What is the Texas State Bird? My love for Godzilla vs King Kong and how traumatic King Kong was at universal studios for me. Enjoy

In this episode we break down the trip to Texas and my first encounter with a Texas exotic animal. What it is like to spend easter in the bible belt. How does California people compare vs Texas people. Prayers to DMX!

Ladies & Gentleman we are smackdown in the middle on the trail to Texas. In this episode we reminisce and discuss California & the move to Texas as well as the importance of being adventurous. Amiright ladies?