Review Party Dot Com

One clown is bad enough, but a clown that is doubling down on the clowning, that's enough to make a non-clowning fellow go mad. Maybe even a fellow clowning fellow! Today's topics include balls you can throw, ruckus, cabinet creeping, seedy demons, Stair Boy, The Hoboken chicken Emergency, not enjoying Fraser, and Quirky neighbors. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com...

I’m talking Andross, I’m talking Zordon, I’m talking the Wizard of Oz, I’m talking the baby sun from Teletubbies. Today’s topics include Timmy OJ, candy shrapnel, peppermint porcupines, Army boy swagger, being cool and casual, getting decently drunk, dirty filthy swamp music, Elon Musk and the blue check mark, Kwik Trip trips, and little butt cheeks. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.re...

You thought the boys always had your back, like the beans in your chili. It ain't like that no more, man; not even the barley is going to survive this beef. Today's topics include rainbow vomit, fridge, engines and ingots, cinnamon buns, hot-sick Christmas, pudding, yelling "Bumblebee!", beers, Snapchat, creamy clam chowder, and the memories of a bottle. Want more party? Check it out at https://ww...

You want the chili? You can't handle the chili! Today's topics include the Mona Lisa, tongues in cheeks, pajama pants problems, the children, transcending the human form, riptide, raiding the woof, Frankenstein (again!) and the value of human life. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Close down the pool at the end of summer just to open it back up in fall, but this time it's full of maple syrup. Make sure you have some coffee cans full of coins to scare all the bears away. Today's topics include stupid beads, lent, hobby lobbyist, Hell, whippin', bike type dudes, off-hours pumpkin patch, dinosaur shows, being a ham guy, a different drummer, P-spicers, a sneaky little sausage,...

When a ghost says BOO, that's a spooky review. And we've got plenty of special, spectral reviews for you this Halloweek! Today's topics include hoochie bars and hoochie Halloween outfits, dressing like a McDonald's worker with teased hair and makeup, monthly supplements of candy corn, and being 13, just lying for money. Plus, a special look at historical reviews of Frankenstein (1931).  Want...

Wicked stuff, my guy. Today’s topics include sweat, cool graphics, Coca Cola, volleyball, bad blueberries, spices and salts, broth, guy bubbling, Chainsaw Man, thrusting, and flying wolves. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

I’ve never seen a caterpillar on a man’s lip… SO SEVERE. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH This weeks topics include hot balls, a little thumb humor, feet soup, sharks in the garden, super raccoons, eating poison, evolving rapidly, chocolate cupcakes, more yoga pants, a remarkable level of spice, and logistics. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

It didn’t just go kaboom, it went KA-BOOM, baby! Straight to ‘da moon! Today’s topics include icebergs, joints, The Rock, little yellow dudes, non-disco dazzlers, an untickled laugh, hygiene tools, scrub sessions, goldfish smells, leggings, dirty mirrors, and green tea except it pisses you off. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

One sip two sip medicine sip good sip. Today’s topics include serial orgasms, the Ultimate Relationship, cozy yurts, Good Burger, motorcycles, sword arms, dark crystal meth, our Judge Dredd era, real voodoo dolls, deep dish, hourglasses, and the finer points of excavating. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Generally, we’re making some generalizations this episode, in general. Today’s topics include Ohio, plasma power, shih tzus, “catch”, sniffing, mayonnaise squeeze-ums, bread blasts, crows!, Robocop-style justice, and bear shifters(again). Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

If he would have just tried the slipper on himself, it would have been a whole different movie is all I’m saying, Larry. Today’s topics include non-gamer friends, a series of crouches, greasy joints, standing around with boots and clipboard, feet peeling, Sonic 2, cabin fever incarnate, stretchy vines, and damning a lot of people to Hell. Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.co...

This man hates a bull market. Today's topics include a whole rabbit hole, modded hot dog rollers (seriously), a standard sized boy, TMI, Warhammer 40k, stew, rivals, earth-shattering intimacy, silly string, flex emojis, and the sandblasting lifestyle. Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Just like the week before that, and the week before that, and the week before that… Hey, at least the boys are regular. Today’s topics include “me”, being a slave to cola, deleting contacts, microplastics, convincing yourself that those pants were a good purchase, cope, the Peter Pan Micheal Jackson Freddy Kruger costume, a miserable time, tokens, amusement, and warm vocal cords. Want more party?...

Our vision for a world united. Today's topics include Creed music video vibes, becoming a human Snapple, sensually planting succulents, staplers covered in maple syrup, Blood Oathman, Gumby, Kramer in the Water, and damn rats. Want more part? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

It's wonderful to take a look back and see where you started, how things have changed and how things have stayed the same, little sweet kisses of yesteryear. Enjoy these rad bops from out first 15 episodes, carefully curated for giggles, and, I daresay, guffaws of the highest caliber. Matt and Brent will return next week with some regularly scheduled internet review based stylings. Today's topics...

#justmillenialthings Today's topics include typing and exploiting, turkey legs, stiff breezes, circus peanuts, pure economics, the urge to have some crunchy oats, the local slop vacuum, Big Moe, the Calm app, toxic ooze sweat, and the natural inclination to run free. Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Me podcast on fire, me comedy on fire, feeling hot hot hot. Internet people, all around me, feeling hot hot hot. Today's topics include the toy section at Kohl's, sniffing the box, the climb, Ouiji board camera angles, scroll wheels, simple toothbrushes, butane, McDonalds, and bubble biters. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Kind of like picking your favorite sports team. Today's topics include buying stupid things, black hole theme parks, lag free Jesus, keeping up with the Abraham's, niplessness, your gothic homies, bringing some pepper, big puddles, and tastebuds. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

For they're a jolly good podcast, for they're a jolly good podcast, that only reads reviews. Today's topics include frustration, sparks, a pile of toddler spit, earning the kicks, mean mugging, Emilio, eating dinner with the swamp thing, American recipes and numbers, tea servings, and My Chemical Romance. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

It's like the episode of King of the Hill where Luanne and Peggy join a cult, except it's Brent and Matt and it's a podcast where they talk about reviews, so it's really not, but I do really like that episode. Today's topics include Ricky's Ten Gallon Hat Store, Morbius, running in cool jackets, mummies, standard backpack practices, my pretty, Hobby Lobby, the right to enjoy burgers, bam-bam, and...

We're talking pink tax people, that shit's whack.  Today's topics include credos and mottoes, the banana shirt, classic haunts, human parts, stressful pleasure, dried beans, being a bad bitch, and the devil's butt crack. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Ready for the 'roo? I don't think you are, you don't know the rules yet! That's right, all the best parties start with RULES. A party can't rule without rules! Tell me what to do and I am having a good time, officially. You can't leave me to my own devices, there will only be suffering, and there's no suffering at parties. Today's topics include deflecting rays and attracting babes, evil chickens,...

Grit is a thing that bubbles up from deep down inside you, or so they say. Who are they? A bunch of idiots, grit is gritty like sand. If you see sand bubbling you better 86 yourself out of that bad boy cause shit is getting weird, my guy.  Today's topics include landscaping frogs, exchanges of good and services, a slurry of triumph, a subtle descent into insanity, random numbers, a bull with...

To be clear, we're not celebrating the ignorance (all my homies hate ignorance), but we are featuring a reviewer or two that do. You could say every episode we're celebrating ignorance via their funny words they type online. I don't know, that's a scary rabbit hole to go down. Try not to think about it too much, and just enjoy the party. Today's topics include the worst Gerard Butler movies, a big...