Review Party Dot Com

Our vision for a world united. Today's topics include Creed music video vibes, becoming a human Snapple, sensually planting succulents, staplers covered in maple syrup, Blood Oathman, Gumby, Kramer in the Water, and damn rats. Want more part? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

It's wonderful to take a look back and see where you started, how things have changed and how things have stayed the same, little sweet kisses of yesteryear. Enjoy these rad bops from out first 15 episodes, carefully curated for giggles, and, I daresay, guffaws of the highest caliber. Matt and Brent will return next week with some regularly scheduled internet review based stylings. Today's topics...

#justmillenialthings Today's topics include typing and exploiting, turkey legs, stiff breezes, circus peanuts, pure economics, the urge to have some crunchy oats, the local slop vacuum, Big Moe, the Calm app, toxic ooze sweat, and the natural inclination to run free. Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Me podcast on fire, me comedy on fire, feeling hot hot hot. Internet people, all around me, feeling hot hot hot. Today's topics include the toy section at Kohl's, sniffing the box, the climb, Ouiji board camera angles, scroll wheels, simple toothbrushes, butane, McDonalds, and bubble biters. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Kind of like picking your favorite sports team. Today's topics include buying stupid things, black hole theme parks, lag free Jesus, keeping up with the Abraham's, niplessness, your gothic homies, bringing some pepper, big puddles, and tastebuds. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

For they're a jolly good podcast, for they're a jolly good podcast, that only reads reviews. Today's topics include frustration, sparks, a pile of toddler spit, earning the kicks, mean mugging, Emilio, eating dinner with the swamp thing, American recipes and numbers, tea servings, and My Chemical Romance. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

It's like the episode of King of the Hill where Luanne and Peggy join a cult, except it's Brent and Matt and it's a podcast where they talk about reviews, so it's really not, but I do really like that episode. Today's topics include Ricky's Ten Gallon Hat Store, Morbius, running in cool jackets, mummies, standard backpack practices, my pretty, Hobby Lobby, the right to enjoy burgers, bam-bam, and...

We're talking pink tax people, that shit's whack.  Today's topics include credos and mottoes, the banana shirt, classic haunts, human parts, stressful pleasure, dried beans, being a bad bitch, and the devil's butt crack. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Ready for the 'roo? I don't think you are, you don't know the rules yet! That's right, all the best parties start with RULES. A party can't rule without rules! Tell me what to do and I am having a good time, officially. You can't leave me to my own devices, there will only be suffering, and there's no suffering at parties. Today's topics include deflecting rays and attracting babes, evil chickens,...

Grit is a thing that bubbles up from deep down inside you, or so they say. Who are they? A bunch of idiots, grit is gritty like sand. If you see sand bubbling you better 86 yourself out of that bad boy cause shit is getting weird, my guy.  Today's topics include landscaping frogs, exchanges of good and services, a slurry of triumph, a subtle descent into insanity, random numbers, a bull with...

To be clear, we're not celebrating the ignorance (all my homies hate ignorance), but we are featuring a reviewer or two that do. You could say every episode we're celebrating ignorance via their funny words they type online. I don't know, that's a scary rabbit hole to go down. Try not to think about it too much, and just enjoy the party. Today's topics include the worst Gerard Butler movies, a big...

You ever notice how when you put a bunch of pieces of Zebra Stripe gum in your mouth it just turns into a grey blob? That's the zebra in it. Today's topics include spectral murderers, big flying dogs, the mind prison we all share, continuity, renting movies, stupid, cows being milked and cheesed, a steady jambalaya routine, and Kermit. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom...

There's not a lot of dead rats in them, I swear. Today's topics include sizzling demon skin, fancy pens, going off, humping the Hollywood sign, Florida Man, smaller bubbles and smoother taste, Dustin Hoffman, and flatulent relationships.  Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

So tell me what you want, what you really, really want. Today's topics include medium-well, Florida, tomfoolery, iguanas, cacti, hungry hens, sprinkles, "important" stuff, customer service, board games, cherries on cakes, and Kendrick. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

What's hidden in the ice comes forth in the thaw; the fries come to life and dance into the handheld cardboard container, and then she brings them to you. With a scowl that will melt your heart just like the fryer melts those shoe-stringed potatoes. Add salt, and you got yourself a recipe for unrequited romance. And comedy, I promise. Today's topics include righteous boxing matches, lording conten...

Here we are, everyone. One hundred weeks of the most dastardly reviews online, assembled before your very ears in the hopes that some sort of comedy is formulated. I could say a lot, but I'll just say this; when you're jamming out to the latest jock jam in sync with 100 of your closest acquaintances that "randomly" appeared outside the JC Penny at the same time as you, remember: it was made possib...

In France, its dogs first, and we here at Review Party Dot Com consider ourselves to be inline with that French dog-first sort of thinking, so in honor of that, we motion for sinking ships to put the dogs before the women and children. Us men will still go down with the ship and the band, as long as those precious pooches get their tails on the lifeboats. Today topics include Captain Underpants, P...

Pasta Saucery Manager by day, but at night, oh, you don’t WANNA know what ol’ Donnie is up to! The horror! The suspense! The adulatory! The tomatoes ! Today’s topics include child laughter, a lot of pizzas, conquering the moment, dog watching, Jeff Probst holding several peoples hands as they drown, The Wow Earner Redux, bro code, hoops, the homies just putting up ridiculous numbers, diets, and &n...

The sausage isn't the only things that's spicy! Put another brat on the barbie! Today's topics include hot dogs, bacon if I'm not mistaken, orbeez, incorporated France, Groovy Grape, garlic flavored poison, the pros and cons of black powder acquisition, tiny trebuchets, and a bro named Donny. Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

A pineapple a day keeps the Sunday scaries at bay! Today's topics include a face in the chili, walking on tables and eating off the floor, green apples, vigilantism, eating pork rinds and wisecracking, a quick click-around, Noam Chomski, bottled watered, I Am Unga Bunga, and second rate Nemo. Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

One more time, we're at the DMV. Oh yeah, alright, don't stop doing paperwork. You know I'm just feeling, lots of paperwork, tonight, don't register too late, mmm, no, we're gunna do paperwork. The DMV's got me feeling the need. Today's topics include kids with fruit for heads, old commercials, animatronics with human flesh, drinking champagne on an airplane, super Christian censor boxes, the long...

It's a flash joke. Get it? Today's topics include plastic coconuts, bomb pops, a little stretch in the net, Toadsworth, demented activity, bird watchers, cornflakes in a glass of water, Gobbaloons, and bad cotton candy. Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/!

Like that scene from Ratatouille except instead of remembering a beautiful moment from your childhood after taking a bite, you just fall into Heffalump Hell with Winnie the Pooh, except instead of Winnie the Pooh its Freddy Krueger. So now you have yourself Heffalumps AND a guy in a tacky sweater messing with you. Not worth that bite of cotton candy at all, huh? Today's topics include subliminal s...

How many comedy podcasters do you think record naked? I bet way less than other genres, because of the jiggle factor. Comedians don't like to feel their own jiggle when they're in the zone, of course. Today's topics include bat butts and bat nipples, feeding the monkey, dangling, double F's, the Haagen-Dazs Apocalypse, Dom DeLouise, warm jello, and a bunch of milkshake. Want more party? Check it o...

You're never really alone, just check the seats next to you for cheek prints. More often than not, you'll find that the spirit of one of your progenitors was resting their rump right next to you, perhaps guiding you, perhaps enjoying a bit of your company, perhaps just resting their sweaty dumper for a moment on their journey through space and time. Today's topics include seeing a Neanderthal in t...