Review Party Dot Com

Sometimes fate grabs you by the balls. Sometimes reviews grab you by the funnies, like these reviews for things like Honey Nut Cheerios, mouse books, orc smut, emoji movies, and Hedgehog soundtracks. Face your destiny, listen to this episode. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Listening to this episode, however, is not preventable. It's got reviews about apples, Chris Farley movies, tasers, museums, and shitty costumes. Things do get side-scrolly, be warned (you do not have an option, you must listen). Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Tangy BBQ. Sweet and sour. Honey mustard. Hot Mustard. Ranch. Spicy Buffalo. Szechuan. And reviews for fire insurance, exotic dance clubs, and movies about guns and dying and cool stuff, allegedly. Sweet chili. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Air raid sirens ring through the streets of the internet. Bombs dropping? Trolls trolling? Elon Musk said something stupid again? No, these are butt sirens; this dude's butts out! Quick, read these reviews for Ugly Garfield, sushi in San Fran, little (but giga) air pumps, and Gundam. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

TAKE NO PRISONERS! THIS WEEK WE GOT REVIEWS FOR PEOPLE NAMED RACHEL, RED BULL, GARFIELD, SEAL TEAM BOOKS, COOL SHIT LIKE THAT! PUT UP YOUR DUKES CAUSE THIS IS ATTACK MODE! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

The boys get up to no good this week, shedding manly tears over reviews about Queen albums, barbecue recipe books, Goober peanut butter and jelly mix-em-up magoos, New Years but a movie, and a concrete.  Anchorman, we're coming for you. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartdotcom.com/ !

Big dogs gotta hunt and proud lions gotta stand. These are the facts of life, the rules of the animal kingdom. It's not hard to follow, it's just Lion King-type stuff. Today's topics include martinis, bottles of sparkly, processed jelly, uncomfortable undertones, being quirky, Animorphs, consciousness, an energetic pull, ultimate sportsmanship, and ham. Want more party? Check it out at https://www...

John Stamos, as a technoviking, and it’s Christmas! Yeah, it’s a great idea for a holiday special, I know. Today’s topics include sexy Animorphs, slightly longer than normal shorts, the book world, prison stuff, frosty mugs that carry root beer, the spirit of the stairway, a plane beyond five stars, piles of fries, Video Gold Mine, modern trolling and hatred, how we do it, and fictional human inte...

Of all the environments, we’re stuck with this one? Come on, Earth, do better! Keep this up and I’m shipping out, that’s right, to the fourth dimension. Today’s topics include always being outside with a banana and a stick, definitely garbage, How-To guides, the slaps of the keys, the face of a strangler, fish bowl drinks, Bocelli, having fun, The Review Game, Thanos’ nipples, and blocks of paint....

Your momma, your daddy, your sister, aunt Patty they’re all getting out! The dog, the cat, the snake, the rat, they’re all getting out! Your roommate, his sister, and that funny ol’ mister. Everybody’s getting out! Today’s topics include pillars of salt, edible puddy, the intersection of crackers and cheese, the four slivers of a man’s heart, bungalows, popsicles, The Fourth Pleasure, the J. Peter...

I go up to the guy I say "Hey, get me the BIG BROCCOLI this time, and I mean it!" What he wheels out, it is disappointing to say the least. And they call this a 5 star large broccoli purveyor!  Today's topics include holding up the moon that is society, ground-penetrating radar, little Mt. Rushmore, time, chaos, jokes, anti-gravity yoga pants, Nicole 666, putting the baja on blast, and baby d...

One clown is bad enough, but a clown that is doubling down on the clowning, that's enough to make a non-clowning fellow go mad. Maybe even a fellow clowning fellow! Today's topics include balls you can throw, ruckus, cabinet creeping, seedy demons, Stair Boy, The Hoboken chicken Emergency, not enjoying Fraser, and Quirky neighbors. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com...

I’m talking Andross, I’m talking Zordon, I’m talking the Wizard of Oz, I’m talking the baby sun from Teletubbies. Today’s topics include Timmy OJ, candy shrapnel, peppermint porcupines, Army boy swagger, being cool and casual, getting decently drunk, dirty filthy swamp music, Elon Musk and the blue check mark, Kwik Trip trips, and little butt cheeks. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.re...

You thought the boys always had your back, like the beans in your chili. It ain't like that no more, man; not even the barley is going to survive this beef. Today's topics include rainbow vomit, fridge, engines and ingots, cinnamon buns, hot-sick Christmas, pudding, yelling "Bumblebee!", beers, Snapchat, creamy clam chowder, and the memories of a bottle. Want more party? Check it out at https://ww...

You want the chili? You can't handle the chili! Today's topics include the Mona Lisa, tongues in cheeks, pajama pants problems, the children, transcending the human form, riptide, raiding the woof, Frankenstein (again!) and the value of human life. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Close down the pool at the end of summer just to open it back up in fall, but this time it's full of maple syrup. Make sure you have some coffee cans full of coins to scare all the bears away. Today's topics include stupid beads, lent, hobby lobbyist, Hell, whippin', bike type dudes, off-hours pumpkin patch, dinosaur shows, being a ham guy, a different drummer, P-spicers, a sneaky little sausage,...

When a ghost says BOO, that's a spooky review. And we've got plenty of special, spectral reviews for you this Halloweek! Today's topics include hoochie bars and hoochie Halloween outfits, dressing like a McDonald's worker with teased hair and makeup, monthly supplements of candy corn, and being 13, just lying for money. Plus, a special look at historical reviews of Frankenstein (1931).  Want...

Wicked stuff, my guy. Today’s topics include sweat, cool graphics, Coca Cola, volleyball, bad blueberries, spices and salts, broth, guy bubbling, Chainsaw Man, thrusting, and flying wolves. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

I’ve never seen a caterpillar on a man’s lip… SO SEVERE. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH This weeks topics include hot balls, a little thumb humor, feet soup, sharks in the garden, super raccoons, eating poison, evolving rapidly, chocolate cupcakes, more yoga pants, a remarkable level of spice, and logistics. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

It didn’t just go kaboom, it went KA-BOOM, baby! Straight to ‘da moon! Today’s topics include icebergs, joints, The Rock, little yellow dudes, non-disco dazzlers, an untickled laugh, hygiene tools, scrub sessions, goldfish smells, leggings, dirty mirrors, and green tea except it pisses you off. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

One sip two sip medicine sip good sip. Today’s topics include serial orgasms, the Ultimate Relationship, cozy yurts, Good Burger, motorcycles, sword arms, dark crystal meth, our Judge Dredd era, real voodoo dolls, deep dish, hourglasses, and the finer points of excavating. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Generally, we’re making some generalizations this episode, in general. Today’s topics include Ohio, plasma power, shih tzus, “catch”, sniffing, mayonnaise squeeze-ums, bread blasts, crows!, Robocop-style justice, and bear shifters(again). Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

If he would have just tried the slipper on himself, it would have been a whole different movie is all I’m saying, Larry. Today’s topics include non-gamer friends, a series of crouches, greasy joints, standing around with boots and clipboard, feet peeling, Sonic 2, cabin fever incarnate, stretchy vines, and damning a lot of people to Hell. Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.co...

This man hates a bull market. Today's topics include a whole rabbit hole, modded hot dog rollers (seriously), a standard sized boy, TMI, Warhammer 40k, stew, rivals, earth-shattering intimacy, silly string, flex emojis, and the sandblasting lifestyle. Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Just like the week before that, and the week before that, and the week before that… Hey, at least the boys are regular. Today’s topics include “me”, being a slave to cola, deleting contacts, microplastics, convincing yourself that those pants were a good purchase, cope, the Peter Pan Micheal Jackson Freddy Kruger costume, a miserable time, tokens, amusement, and warm vocal cords. Want more party?...