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Give me a cup full of that green goo, boss, with all the fixings. We're fixing to check out some reviews on Play Doh, World's Fair Donuts, fancy restaurants, not-so-fancy restaurants, the Turkey Run State Park, movies like Five Nights at Freddy's, V for Vendetta, and A Haunting in Venice, and some little little heart stickers. AND SLIME!!! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.r...

Carnage, slaughter, butchery, bloodbath, decimation, and none of it is 2%. Other than all that, we got reviews for argon oil, a mini-small oil lamp, Llama Llama Red Pajama, Kombucha (not an any sort of ironic way), off-brand cereal, and red sugar crystals like for fancy drinks. In the segment, we've got a bunch of reviews for Monster House, controversial art direction and all. Want more party?...

This year on the spooky day, we're going B E Y O N D S L U D G E with spooky, scary, funny reviews of Blow Pops, a "cutting edge" haunted house in Texas, a raging baby mask, Children of the Corn but Fortnite, a subpar experience with a casket salesman, and some little candy corns. In the segment this week, we go back to 1933 for old-timey reviews of horror classic The Invisible Man!...

Can't stop won't stop the reviews and goooo! Actually the rhythm in that song is anything but meandering, or indecipherable. But, it is fun! We got fun reviews for nasty cheeseburger gummies, a saucy courthouse situation, a Hot Wheels set, The Nightmare Before Christmas and after Thanksgiving, a series of hayrides, and a dragon-themed Amazon Echo Dot. Move your feet and feel united, oh oh...

Does it bother anyone that a Jenga tower is always built to fall? If I was a Jenga tower, I think that's the sort of thing I'd be talking my psych's ear off about. You'll be talking yours off with these reviews of rakes and their possible pebble pick-up power, thermal baths from Iceland, Old Yellers and Young Yellers, some good ol' Amazon smut, and power scrubber moms. The segm...

Blast off to comedy town on the review express for this outta sight episode. Yeah, that's the description, read it and weep. You're probably here for this anyway: reviews FOR putting yourself in a babies shoes and chewing on the remote, Ueno Park in Japan, eclipse viewing sunglasses, F-Zero 99, and oysters and their general accessibility factor. If you listen nicely you might even hear som...

Being small has its benefits, ya know? You can sneak onto public transit, and get full off of a small fries, stuff like that. Even easier to avoid dinosaurs. Doll clothes are cheap. Ya know. We got review for stuff like big bags of raisins, questionable potato mashers, Monster Hunter but the Milla Jovovich movie, and a soup ladle that looks like Nessie. We also do a deep dive (too deep, one might...

The trunk don't lie and I'm starting to feel it right. Feel on these reviews for hospital smoothies, King Richard (the tennis movie with Will Smith, not the man) some apocalypse survival gear, fancy lil' dog treats, Armored Core 6: It's Sick, the Mecca that is Portillo's, and karaoke parties in Japan. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

I wish someone would look at me the way that apple is looking at cinnamon. We're looking at reviews this week, though, including but not limited to reviews for getting up to Garfield-like mischief with some of that cinnamon, grocery store bathroom labyrinths, whittled stuff in craft burger restaurants, saying "arigato" to the airport, and the bourgeois-infested Carl's Jr on Route...

DEBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We got reviews for snack packs and babies-in-a-box, apple slicers and unauthorized free samples, pickleball sets and being a serious hobbyist, Crossy Roads and meme-induced voids, The Book of Fascinating Facts by Dr. Fucking Knowledge, and Ritter's Frozen Custard and bonus brownies. DEBRA...

We're with Newman in the men's locker room and he's showing us his gooey worm. It's a trip! I guess there's reviews, too, for things like Big Boy's grease situation, songs at Coor's Field, live worms shipped by Amazon (kind of), fancy clothes, not so fancy blocks of wood, and Arizona Ikea greeters. NOW ITS TIME FOR THE FOURTH QUARTER!!!! Want more party? Check it out ht...

We got it all, we got it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Review review reviews FOR very high pressure (please believe me) water guns, Wisconsin Dells water park rivalries, a Sean of the Dead and Hot Fuzz disconnect, MORE HORSE MASK, 7/11 across the pond, and Indiana Jones kinda. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Augustus a couple Klondike bars and a zombie bite away from looking like a Left 4 Dead elite enemy for real! Reviews! Wow! A bad bad batch of Hubba Bubba, a "goal weight" wrestling singlet, Mr. Clean's Functional Disintegration Pads, the CLASSIC horse mask (we're talking Me, You, and Meme Reviews PEOPLE!), getting pissed off at Costco in a far-away land , and death by cheeto dust...

If you could have one soup in the world, would you do it? Not me. I would do these reviews for Weezer Weezer, working out with pipes, dumb apps with energy bars, evil dentist stuff, big ol' Baldur's Gate 3, the bubbler situation at the MKE, and going straight back to Yelp Japan for some good good good slurpin'. Surf's up, the broth is coming! Want more party? Check it out at https:...

Hey! What's going on in here! Quit monkeying around! Check out these reviews for a pizza stone, beer and bbq but in Milwaukee, chandeliers with questionable names, the Colonel himself, signs for trespassers, and a bakery. Want more party? Check it out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

You know the bastard, big gravy-enjoying bastard that guy. We got reviews for his acronym restaurant, a show called Ravioli because reasons, a chip called Hot Mustard cause it tastes like that, a movie with Chuck Norris in it, Yelp you-know-where, and Texas Roadhouse in Texas. After that, it's all gravy, baby! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Nothing resets the spirits like actually being boiled alive! Or these reviews for miraculous yamakas, several flags coming together over a theme park, soccer balls but solo, a little cheesesteak place called Gaetano's, ravioli, and a McDonalds. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Let this podcast be your 3am bedside chugging water. Let it heal all that ails you, wash down your insides and flush you of all that is unwell within you, and refresh you for a restful resty rest rest. And it's funny. I guess 3am chugging water in this metaphor isn't really funny so it wasn't an apt metaphor in the first place. Anyway, you know the drill, wee woo wee woo, reviews for t...

Review Party is 3 big ones in this heated summer month, and to celebrate, we're claiming our birthright. Our meaty spiced birthright encased in the SNAP. You know what I'm saying! That snap is this episode, and we're not talking slim, Jim. Thicc stuff here, birthday stuff. Yup! Reviews for: 3 Ninjas and the riffs that come with it, Chuck E Cheese (if it's even worth it anymore), ho...

I'm telling you, you put these edible rotating balls on your wall, lick 'em good, and the next thing you know, you're in zonk town baby! In zonk town, find wonderful reviews for such things as hot hot chicken, cat nip and lizard men, Mexican restaurants, submersible Logitech controllers, a little novella that features no F's, and The Ramones but scawy. Nip it in the bud!!! Want mor...

I guess we get spiritual this episode? I don't even know what this title is about and I just heard it this morning. Hey, lets find out together! I can tell you that we got some reviews for GIANT giant beach balls, the alma mater, wetting your whistle on some hot sauce, negotiating with cranberries on WebMd, wolf smut, and a bar named Boomerang. Wow! I think my full body does feel stronger than...

Put a little Monica in my life, a little bit of french fry in my radiator; Lou Bega knew what he was doing. We do not, but we do have internet reviews for some Kentucky BBQ, tattoo-haver based smut, a diner with a drive-thru, some weird comments from our website, Valorant cards, a casino, and on the best movies of ALL TIME. Enjoy that potato. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpart...

The grease, the grease, oh mama, its consuming me, all is dark now, oh mama. Reviews? We got 'em. For cat bells golf balls, Vegas wedding chapels, bad movies, the X-files, and hair removal cream. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

In a car? No, I'm talkin' cheeks my guy. Raise them up on that pedestal they deserve. That's right, we're ass men on this podcast and if you don't like it, you can shove it. But you don't like, you love it (we're also Weezer men). No nerds singing pop rock with sad bleeding heart lyrics today though, just reviews for stuff like Taco Bell, cream to do said lifting, pills...

Call us Bo cause we about to burn 'em. Reviews this week for some whacky shit gamers, like KICKERBALLS, police departments, Jurassic Park(the new one), and maybe even a strip club. It won't be poetic, but it'll be funny. Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !