Brent Nemetz and Matt Hellyer
Review Party Dot Com
Every week, Brent and Matt peruse reviews from across the internet, on everything from products and services, to hotels and restaurants, found everywhere from Amazon to Google to Yelp. Then they explore the ridiculous realities of those reviewers, explaining the inexplicable and finding the insane in that mundane task of writing an internet review. These two plus you makes it a party; will you join? New episodes coming your way every TuesdayReviewsday! Jump in on any episode that strikes your fancy!
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Brent Nemetz and Matt Hellyer
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Latest episode
Jul 7, 2026
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Episodes
RPDC 163: We Love a Dad who Hates to Monkey Around 08.08.2023 53:57
Hey! What's going on in here! Quit monkeying around! Check out these reviews for a pizza stone, beer and bbq but in Milwaukee, chandeliers with questionable names, the Colonel himself, signs for trespassers, and a bakery. Want more party? Check it out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !
RPDC 162: He Was a Gravy Guy 01.08.2023 52:11
You know the bastard, big gravy-enjoying bastard that guy. We got reviews for his acronym restaurant, a show called Ravioli because reasons, a chip called Hot Mustard cause it tastes like that, a movie with Chuck Norris in it, Yelp you-know-where, and Texas Roadhouse in Texas. After that, it's all gravy, baby! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !
RPDC 161: Just Boil It to Life 25.07.2023 49:49
Nothing resets the spirits like actually being boiled alive! Or these reviews for miraculous yamakas, several flags coming together over a theme park, soccer balls but solo, a little cheesesteak place called Gaetano's, ravioli, and a McDonalds. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !
RPDC 160: Your 3AM Chugging Water 18.07.2023 49:27
Let this podcast be your 3am bedside chugging water. Let it heal all that ails you, wash down your insides and flush you of all that is unwell within you, and refresh you for a restful resty rest rest. And it's funny. I guess 3am chugging water in this metaphor isn't really funny so it wasn't an apt metaphor in the first place. Anyway, you know the drill, wee woo wee woo, reviews for t...
Birthday Party Dot Com III: My Sausage Sandwich Birthright 11.07.2023 51:32
Review Party is 3 big ones in this heated summer month, and to celebrate, we're claiming our birthright. Our meaty spiced birthright encased in the SNAP. You know what I'm saying! That snap is this episode, and we're not talking slim, Jim. Thicc stuff here, birthday stuff. Yup! Reviews for: 3 Ninjas and the riffs that come with it, Chuck E Cheese (if it's even worth it anymore), ho...
RPDC 158: Getting Nipped Out of Your Gourd 04.07.2023 51:12
I'm telling you, you put these edible rotating balls on your wall, lick 'em good, and the next thing you know, you're in zonk town baby! In zonk town, find wonderful reviews for such things as hot hot chicken, cat nip and lizard men, Mexican restaurants, submersible Logitech controllers, a little novella that features no F's, and The Ramones but scawy. Nip it in the bud!!! Want mor...
RPDC 157: My Full Body is Stronger than the Wind 27.06.2023 51:18
I guess we get spiritual this episode? I don't even know what this title is about and I just heard it this morning. Hey, lets find out together! I can tell you that we got some reviews for GIANT giant beach balls, the alma mater, wetting your whistle on some hot sauce, negotiating with cranberries on WebMd, wolf smut, and a bar named Boomerang. Wow! I think my full body does feel stronger than...
RPDC 156: A Little French Fry in the Radiator 20.06.2023 53:40
Put a little Monica in my life, a little bit of french fry in my radiator; Lou Bega knew what he was doing. We do not, but we do have internet reviews for some Kentucky BBQ, tattoo-haver based smut, a diner with a drive-thru, some weird comments from our website, Valorant cards, a casino, and on the best movies of ALL TIME. Enjoy that potato. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpart...
RPDC 155: The Elvis Grease 13.06.2023 55:17
The grease, the grease, oh mama, its consuming me, all is dark now, oh mama. Reviews? We got 'em. For cat bells golf balls, Vegas wedding chapels, bad movies, the X-files, and hair removal cream. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !
RPDC 154: I got a Nice Lift 06.06.2023 49:48
In a car? No, I'm talkin' cheeks my guy. Raise them up on that pedestal they deserve. That's right, we're ass men on this podcast and if you don't like it, you can shove it. But you don't like, you love it (we're also Weezer men). No nerds singing pop rock with sad bleeding heart lyrics today though, just reviews for stuff like Taco Bell, cream to do said lifting, pills...
RPDC 153: Waxing Unpoetic 30.05.2023 54:00
Call us Bo cause we about to burn 'em. Reviews this week for some whacky shit gamers, like KICKERBALLS, police departments, Jurassic Park(the new one), and maybe even a strip club. It won't be poetic, but it'll be funny. Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !
RPDC 152: Dispensing a Lot of Advice 23.05.2023 50:53
You got problems? You got issues? You're weird and you have to fix your crappy life? Same, bro. This funny podcast will help for a while. It's got reviews about pickles from Milwaukee, restaurants in Chicago, fingers in the peanut butter, ginseng in the drinks, and media reviews about amazing spiders, flying nuns and super Italian-Americans. Yeah, listen to it, it's the best advice we...
RPDC 151: Becoming a Better Monkey 16.05.2023 51:01
This week it's what we're all about: becoming the best monkeys we can be. Don't believe me? Check us out monkeying around on these reviews AND THEN get back to me. We got reviews for brain fuel, silly straws, ballistic back scratchers, FUNKY Hawaiian shirts, mustard, closed mustard shops, and the final chapter in the Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bear saga. We're going ape! Want more par...
RPDC 150: I've Got Some Vanity to Me 09.05.2023 49:28
It's a big one ladies and germs, a big ol' 150 episodes of giggle-adjacent internet swamp-water fueled reviewnertainment. We almost called ourselves The Reviewniverse, ain't that wild? Alright, good reviews, cultivated by the boys, featuring such topics as classic cartoons, (unlubricated) sports shoes, old pocket monsters, supple hose-ware, a vegan joint with a bud, and perhaps even, b...
RPDC 149: Rudely Asking for Mercy 02.05.2023 47:03
You ever spit in someone's eye while they got a boot on your chest? Maybe pleaded with the registrar while holding a vase full of water over their computer? If so, you got gumption, sonny. You don't accept fate for what it is, you scoff like a teenager and demand that it gets changed. That attitude will take you places. Drop in this week for reviews of frog hats, tiger balm, and beef salt...
RPDC 148: Getting Steamed Over a Glass of Chardonnay 25.04.2023 52:21
The reviews in this episode are gunna make you wanna kill. They're gunna make you wanna stab! Stab, kill, and leave a review! The keys to a happy life. Reviews for, but not limited to, Street Sharks, nasty biscuits at the Nasty Biscuit, Topper's top Pizza, chainsaws, closed strip clubs, and Ihops with sad managers. Will you survive? Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartyd...
RPDC 147: A Prelude to Some Nastiness 18.04.2023 50:59
The calm before the nasty is now. The nasty is reviews for carnivals in Las Vegas, lemons that are not so real, tomato sauce (in a can!), some PBS show called Nova, some mobile game called Marvel Snap, coffee shops, and fire made of cardboard. Stay nasty! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !
RPDC 146: It Is About the Ease of Consumption 11.04.2023 51:25
CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME these reviews about Mortal Kombat via water bottle koozie, copious amounts of minced garlic, balls AND a cup, ol' Normie Macdonald, and a company of noodles. CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUM...
RPDC 145: A Vacuum of Memory 04.04.2023 54:30
This episode sucks! It has reviews for ties, springs, music from Cake and Barry White, clothes, smutty novels! That's pretty much all our favorite review topics, but it still sucks! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !
RPDC 144: I'm On To the Peekaboo Game 28.03.2023 50:30
Still not over the Great Peekaboo-Off of 1974. This week we got brain-rot inducing reviews for children's tablets, Cat in the Hat movie review but make it perverse, a review for an ol' tavern, crappy Minecraft reviews, and then we Zoom off into parts unknown, or at least unseen by the naked eye (when covering said nude eye with one's hand). Party Dot Com! Want more party? Check it out...
Great Hits Vol.2: Yodeling Atop Pleasure Mountain 21.03.2023 51:05
We’re back with the second Great Hits and we jam packed it this time! See ya next week for some regularly scheduled hi-jinks, but for now we’ve sampled these little scoundrels from episode 15 to 35, including reviews for coffins, Publix, chicken soup, sex help books, “real” cheese, and some bad, bad juice. Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !
RPDC 143: I See a Green Pickle 14.03.2023 54:48
I SEE IT. What will you hear, though? Reviews about ugly little bananas, a Burger King that will stay in Las Vegas, a Hilton Resort, a bunch of movies, and Connect Four! Where!!! I DON'T SEEE!!!! THERE!!!!!!!!!! DIAGONALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !
RPDC 142: Have Another Hat! 07.03.2023 54:18
Have a pork pie you son of a gun! And some reviews for security guards, working at A&W, sitness, sleepy sleepy spray, Flyin' f*ckin' Ryan, and Thomas the Tank Engine's monster. Have another hat! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydot.com/ !
RPDC 141: 20 Smokin' Wieners on a Plate 28.02.2023 50:30
I'm looking at the notes here and for one of the reviewed items Brent penciled in "Ben Afflect movie" so you got that to look forward to. And, topical stuff, Ant Man in the Big Universe! Big staircase monuments, college students on scooters, restaurants featuring Big Boys, and of course titular sausages. Wow, what an episode! Almost as meaty as so many meaty logs stacked on a plate! Dig in! Want m...
RPDC 140: A Fresh Way to Serve that Peach 21.02.2023 51:25
The peach is fresh, the peach is free, the peach may be fuzzy! These reviews aren't fresh, free, and are so fuzzy. We're talkin' Jessica Simpson pants, we're talkin' granny panties, we're talkin' fudge cookies, we're talkin' Hey Soul Sister, we're talkin' Over the Hedge, all reviews all the time baby 103 XM the REVIEW. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !
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