Brent Nemetz and Matt Hellyer
Review Party Dot Com
Every week, Brent and Matt peruse reviews from across the internet, on everything from products and services, to hotels and restaurants, found everywhere from Amazon to Google to Yelp. Then they explore the ridiculous realities of those reviewers, explaining the inexplicable and finding the insane in that mundane task of writing an internet review. These two plus you makes it a party; will you join? New episodes coming your way every TuesdayReviewsday! Jump in on any episode that strikes your fancy!
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Brent Nemetz and Matt Hellyer
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Oct 13, 2026
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Episodes
RPDC 201: I would Fear the Judgement 07.05.2024 50:46
Have no fear, we march forward, we read reviews. This weeks reviews include, 200 Cartoons DVD collection, the Naked Gun franchise, woman's shorts, and a bar in Japan. In this week's segment, Lewis Carol reviews an theatrical adaption of his own novel. It's judgement day! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !
RPDC 200: An Implied Haughtiness 30.04.2024 49:20
200 of these bad boys have gone through the pipes and this one is the hottest, the sickest, the nastiest yet! In that order! You'll be glad to know we have reviews for Shakespeare but smut, ibuprofen, 200 Cut Rate Liquor and Grocer, 200 Cigarettes, 200 Degrees, and THE 200. Some of those are movies! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !
RPDC 199: The Jet Ski Budget 23.04.2024 47:06
When you're talking big things, you're talking the jet ski budget. I don't cut corners when it comes to soaring across the water like Poseidon! Or David Hasselhoff! Same dude pretty much. Featuring internet reviews for Water World, a sweater that Princess Diana wore once, a romance novel, the Ground Round grill in North Dakota, a Hulk hand beer bottle opener, and Madden '17. It'...
RPDC 198: The Breakfast-Based Privilege 16.04.2024 45:11
The eggs are HOT, and they're SCRAMBLED. What more do you want??? Maybe some internet reviews for turtley awesome keychains, a hotel in Regina, faux fur slippers, KFC in North Dakota, the Rugrats movie soundtrack, and a Mexican restaurant also in North Dakota. Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/
RPDC 197: Crunchy and Tasteless 09.04.2024 53:45
Here again, to chew on something nasty, for the sake of comedy. Featuring some nasty internet reviews for paperclips, Now That’s What I Call Music Vol. 3, instant beef stroganoff, muscle-fit polos, and probiotic supplements. On the segment, we deep dive into some reviews for a nice scam app! Keep it crispy. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartdotcom.com/ !
RPDC 196: One Giant Leap for the Oatmeal Cookie 02.04.2024 48:35
Whoever decided to take to cookies and just cream it up between them and call that a product to sell deserves a special place in heaven. By special I mean separate and walled off to protect the other angels from their deviance, but they should be in heaven all the same. This episodes got some heavenly internet reviews for the original Tamagotchi, Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies, playing cards wit...
RPDC 195: Understanding the Fuss 26.03.2024 51:44
What's all the fuss about? Wouldn't you like to know! I think you'd also like to know, in this episode we cover internet reviews for Gilligan's Island, a big coffee grinder, a bar named Cheeto, Human Clay by Creed, and Easy Mac. We also pay homage to our dear friend Dear, Abby in a segment. I think I gave away the fuss! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom...
RPDC 194: Pigs with Fruit in their Mouth 19.03.2024 55:30
Nothing better than a pork ready to be forked! Especially if its got a big juicy pineapple in its gaping maw. Anyway, we got internet reviews this week for a greasy Pizza Hut, a downtown Chicago bar and grill mishap, weird satin pillowcases, a lovely brunch spot, the finer points of hobbying featuring Stratego, and cappuccino flavored Slim-fast, allegedly. Want more party? Check it out at https://...
RPDC 193: "Classic Carby Bagel Nostalgia" 12.03.2024 52:35
Sometimes you don't use words right! We're here for you! In a classic, carbohydrate sense! And with reviews! From the internet! For Popeye's Chicken, Dave's Epic Bread, a wall clock (that musn't tick!!!), and massage balls. For the segment, we have a Reviewer Redux that leads us down what the boys describe as "a parade of evil". Classic! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotc...
RPDC 192: Stink Seekers 05.03.2024 50:13
You don't have to look far in the ol' podcastosphere for some stinky, stinky stuff. Thanks for letting your nose bring you to this particular stink! The stink includes internet reviews for breakaway cat collars, casual athletic wear, kool aid jammers, dog food, washing machine cleaner, and a cocktail joint! Wow-ee!! And the segment? Extra stinky with a side of stank. Want more party? Check...
RPDC 191: The Ballad of Johnny Washboard 27.02.2024 49:57
Whether you like it or not, this week you're gunna learn about Johhny and his Washboard! Because we had to, so now you do, too! We also have reviews for coffee-flavored coconut water (we think), a recliner from Walmart, nude undershirts, a drum set but electronic and for kids, Toby Keith concerts, and goose calls. And Johnny, and his Washboard.
RPDC 190: All Glutes All the Time 20.02.2024 48:59
Glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glut...
RPDC 189: The Boston Water Party 13.02.2024 49:50
Wasn't any tea around but we still wanted to make a statement. We have internet reviews for romance novels featuring blue cyborgs, alkaline water, dustpans and brooms, and geological guides to state parks. We also bring back a feature of one of our favorite celebrity reviews, Felicia Day! She reviews books! Water! Books! Reviews! Party! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartyd...
RPDC 188: The 7 Wrestling Rings of Hell 06.02.2024 47:28
The 7th circle is a Judas and Brutus tag team cage match in Lucifer's gnashing jaws. We got some internet reviews, too! For an unholy inn in Elmhurst, a fantastic book on Christian wrestling, a church in Downer's Grove, a burger joint in God knows where, and Sesame Street. For a little segment we got a big ol' Steam-ing pile of reviews Digimon Cyber Sleuth: Complete Edition. Off the to...
RPDC 187: Weird, Naked Dune People 30.01.2024 48:06
Venture into the forbidden zone and there's going to be WEIRD stuff! Not like, sexual stuff in nature but perhaps weird. Weirder than a drum circle. It's hard to explain but its weird and its in the sand! AHHH! Weird reviews in this one for weaponized skip-its, John D. MacArthur's Weird Beach State Park, JJ's LA Hotel and Homeless Fortress, that Discord app, bells that lack double...
RPDC 186: Getting to the Tuna 23.01.2024 53:27
We're just about there, boys: Tuna Town. We got internet reviews for Arby's in North Dakota, The Nun's Curse, the titular StarKist Chunk Light Tuna, Ed Edd and Eddy, Poor Things, and a bunch of reviews from a central Michigan dude named Trent. Tuna in! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/
RPDC 185: A Controlled Funkening 16.01.2024 49:43
Stand back, I've got this! It's in my hands! The power of the funk is in my hands! I can control it! I can control the funk! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!~ Review Party got 'dem internet reviews for some padded underwear, Campbell's Baked Potato with Steak and Cheese soup, 4lb bale of star from Amazon, some fast food reviews from Jeepers Creepers man himself Justin Long, a...
RPDC 184: Poor Q*Bert 09.01.2024 50:57
This little guys, *sigh*. He just wasn't made for this world. What we do have here, though, are some otherworldly (internet) reviews for Long John Silvers, TotalWine.come, Romantix Adult Arcade, A Christmas Carol, a silly little activity journal, and a big ol' arena in Omaha. Buckle up, Berts, this is a bumpy ride! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !
Great Hits Vol. 3: Two Stars (One for Each Nut) 02.01.2024 45:07
Kicking off 2024 with a look back at some beauties that came before, so that we may steel our resolve for the reviews and comedy that will come in the future. This is the calm before the storm! Comedy storm! AHHHH!! We got little treats from episodes 36-56, a fat stack, including a Seinfeld review from episode 36, a review for White Sands National Park from episode 39, a tripod chair from 42, A St...
RPDC 183: A Hint of Playful Mystery: A Holiday Special 23.12.2023 58:07
'Twas the night before Chris-mas, and all through reviews, not a creature was stirring, not even a moose. I hope you wanted reviews for Chris-mas because we got reviews for janky plastic sleds, soap dispensers that look like snails, a blink-182 DVD, and a fat batch of Christmas movie reviews for The Knight Before Christmas, Rare Exports, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, and more! Wan...
RPDC 182: Beef n' Shrimp 19.12.2023 47:44
They always want the beef n' shrimp, but they never want the beefin' shrimp. We got reviews for Chef Boyardee, bars and grills, bamboo brushes for the dishes and such, a toilet seat that closes slowly, Baldur's Gate 3, and Lake Michigan. Don't forget to turf while you surf! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !
RPDC 181: Garlic Bread Demands 12.12.2023 48:39
If there's one thing we need to demand more of, its that sweet bread of the garlic. You know, with the cheese! With the cheese! With the reviews! For pizza places in Vancouver, accidental blender part orders, and Godzilla VS Space Godzilla VS John Wick Jr. We also take a cheeky peek into the world of Sims 4 patch notes, and astute listeners already know we are taking one last look at the Three...
RPDC 180: The Sleep Mask Ultimatum 05.12.2023 51:47
Do you hear that? The voices... They're coming... and they're talking about funny internet reviews for playoffs at the dive bar, pizza in Ohio, aforementioned sleep masks and their ultimatums, Bic temporary tattoo pens, mermaid books, and some janky cabins. You might even hear some talk about some Wolves and the Moon if you're lucky! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewp...
RPDC 179: My Housemate Mr. P 28.11.2023 50:17
This guy? WO-HO-HO-HO dont get me started on this guy! DO get me started on these reviews for big mitts and chainsaws in the dark, super duper handcuffs, tasty lil' sparkling water, an evil filter from the most evil place, noodles, and smoke machines. We might even take some time to learn about some FROG HIBERNATION. Wow. Mr. P sure knows how to show a boy a good time. Want more party? Check i...
RPDC 178: My Drive-Thru Friends 21.11.2023 51:22
Of all the friends I've made in my many years, the ones I've made in the drive-thru are some of the most special. Almost as special as these reviews for turkey brine bags and sensory deprivation, the Wendy's burger experience, the durability of Amazon batteries, fondue fountains, apps that are SUPPOSED TO have ads, cranberry-orange breakfast biscuits, and Mike's Hot Honey and it...
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