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Venture into the forbidden zone and there's going to be WEIRD stuff! Not like, sexual stuff in nature but perhaps weird. Weirder than a drum circle. It's hard to explain but its weird and its in the sand! AHHH! Weird reviews in this one for weaponized skip-its, John D. MacArthur's Weird Beach State Park, JJ's LA Hotel and Homeless Fortress, that Discord app, bells that lack double...

We're just about there, boys: Tuna Town. We got internet reviews for Arby's in North Dakota, The Nun's Curse, the titular StarKist Chunk Light Tuna, Ed Edd and Eddy, Poor Things, and a bunch of reviews from a central Michigan dude named Trent. Tuna in! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/

Stand back, I've got this! It's in my hands! The power of the funk is in my hands! I can control it! I can control the funk! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!~ Review Party got 'dem internet reviews for some padded underwear, Campbell's Baked Potato with Steak and Cheese soup, 4lb bale of star from Amazon, some fast food reviews from Jeepers Creepers man himself Justin Long, a...

This little guys, *sigh*. He just wasn't made for this world. What we do have here, though, are some otherworldly (internet) reviews for Long John Silvers, TotalWine.come, Romantix Adult Arcade, A Christmas Carol, a silly little activity journal, and a big ol' arena in Omaha. Buckle up, Berts, this is a bumpy ride! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Kicking off 2024 with a look back at some beauties that came before, so that we may steel our resolve for the reviews and comedy that will come in the future. This is the calm before the storm! Comedy storm! AHHHH!! We got little treats from episodes 36-56, a fat stack, including a Seinfeld review from episode 36, a review for White Sands National Park from episode 39, a tripod chair from 42, A St...

'Twas the night before Chris-mas, and all through reviews, not a creature was stirring, not even a moose. I hope you wanted reviews for Chris-mas because we got reviews for janky plastic sleds, soap dispensers that look like snails, a blink-182 DVD, and a fat batch of Christmas movie reviews for The Knight Before Christmas, Rare Exports, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, and more! Wan...

They always want the beef n' shrimp, but they never want the beefin' shrimp. We got reviews for Chef Boyardee, bars and grills, bamboo brushes for the dishes and such, a toilet seat that closes slowly, Baldur's Gate 3, and Lake Michigan. Don't forget to turf while you surf! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

If there's one thing we need to demand more of, its that sweet bread of the garlic. You know, with the cheese! With the cheese! With the reviews! For pizza places in Vancouver, accidental blender part orders, and Godzilla VS Space Godzilla VS John Wick Jr. We also take a cheeky peek into the world of Sims 4 patch notes, and astute listeners already know we are taking one last look at the Three...

Do you hear that? The voices... They're coming... and they're talking about funny internet reviews for playoffs at the dive bar, pizza in Ohio, aforementioned sleep masks and their ultimatums, Bic temporary tattoo pens, mermaid books, and some janky cabins. You might even hear some talk about some Wolves and the Moon if you're lucky! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewp...

This guy? WO-HO-HO-HO dont get me started on this guy! DO get me started on these reviews for big mitts and chainsaws in the dark, super duper handcuffs, tasty lil' sparkling water, an evil filter from the most evil place, noodles, and smoke machines. We might even take some time to learn about some FROG HIBERNATION. Wow. Mr. P sure knows how to show a boy a good time. Want more party? Check i...

Of all the friends I've made in my many years, the ones I've made in the drive-thru are some of the most special. Almost as special as these reviews for turkey brine bags and sensory deprivation, the Wendy's burger experience, the durability of Amazon batteries, fondue fountains, apps that are SUPPOSED TO have ads, cranberry-orange breakfast biscuits, and Mike's Hot Honey and it&#3...

Give me a cup full of that green goo, boss, with all the fixings. We're fixing to check out some reviews on Play Doh, World's Fair Donuts, fancy restaurants, not-so-fancy restaurants, the Turkey Run State Park, movies like Five Nights at Freddy's, V for Vendetta, and A Haunting in Venice, and some little little heart stickers. AND SLIME!!! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.r...

Carnage, slaughter, butchery, bloodbath, decimation, and none of it is 2%. Other than all that, we got reviews for argon oil, a mini-small oil lamp, Llama Llama Red Pajama, Kombucha (not an any sort of ironic way), off-brand cereal, and red sugar crystals like for fancy drinks. In the segment, we've got a bunch of reviews for Monster House, controversial art direction and all. Want more party?...

This year on the spooky day, we're going B E Y O N D S L U D G E with spooky, scary, funny reviews of Blow Pops, a "cutting edge" haunted house in Texas, a raging baby mask, Children of the Corn but Fortnite, a subpar experience with a casket salesman, and some little candy corns. In the segment this week, we go back to 1933 for old-timey reviews of horror classic The Invisible Man!...

Can't stop won't stop the reviews and goooo! Actually the rhythm in that song is anything but meandering, or indecipherable. But, it is fun! We got fun reviews for nasty cheeseburger gummies, a saucy courthouse situation, a Hot Wheels set, The Nightmare Before Christmas and after Thanksgiving, a series of hayrides, and a dragon-themed Amazon Echo Dot. Move your feet and feel united, oh oh...

Does it bother anyone that a Jenga tower is always built to fall? If I was a Jenga tower, I think that's the sort of thing I'd be talking my psych's ear off about. You'll be talking yours off with these reviews of rakes and their possible pebble pick-up power, thermal baths from Iceland, Old Yellers and Young Yellers, some good ol' Amazon smut, and power scrubber moms. The segm...

Blast off to comedy town on the review express for this outta sight episode. Yeah, that's the description, read it and weep. You're probably here for this anyway: reviews FOR putting yourself in a babies shoes and chewing on the remote, Ueno Park in Japan, eclipse viewing sunglasses, F-Zero 99, and oysters and their general accessibility factor. If you listen nicely you might even hear som...

Being small has its benefits, ya know? You can sneak onto public transit, and get full off of a small fries, stuff like that. Even easier to avoid dinosaurs. Doll clothes are cheap. Ya know. We got review for stuff like big bags of raisins, questionable potato mashers, Monster Hunter but the Milla Jovovich movie, and a soup ladle that looks like Nessie. We also do a deep dive (too deep, one might...

The trunk don't lie and I'm starting to feel it right. Feel on these reviews for hospital smoothies, King Richard (the tennis movie with Will Smith, not the man) some apocalypse survival gear, fancy lil' dog treats, Armored Core 6: It's Sick, the Mecca that is Portillo's, and karaoke parties in Japan. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

I wish someone would look at me the way that apple is looking at cinnamon. We're looking at reviews this week, though, including but not limited to reviews for getting up to Garfield-like mischief with some of that cinnamon, grocery store bathroom labyrinths, whittled stuff in craft burger restaurants, saying "arigato" to the airport, and the bourgeois-infested Carl's Jr on Route...

DEBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We got reviews for snack packs and babies-in-a-box, apple slicers and unauthorized free samples, pickleball sets and being a serious hobbyist, Crossy Roads and meme-induced voids, The Book of Fascinating Facts by Dr. Fucking Knowledge, and Ritter's Frozen Custard and bonus brownies. DEBRA...

We're with Newman in the men's locker room and he's showing us his gooey worm. It's a trip! I guess there's reviews, too, for things like Big Boy's grease situation, songs at Coor's Field, live worms shipped by Amazon (kind of), fancy clothes, not so fancy blocks of wood, and Arizona Ikea greeters. NOW ITS TIME FOR THE FOURTH QUARTER!!!! Want more party? Check it out ht...

We got it all, we got it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Review review reviews FOR very high pressure (please believe me) water guns, Wisconsin Dells water park rivalries, a Sean of the Dead and Hot Fuzz disconnect, MORE HORSE MASK, 7/11 across the pond, and Indiana Jones kinda. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Augustus a couple Klondike bars and a zombie bite away from looking like a Left 4 Dead elite enemy for real! Reviews! Wow! A bad bad batch of Hubba Bubba, a "goal weight" wrestling singlet, Mr. Clean's Functional Disintegration Pads, the CLASSIC horse mask (we're talking Me, You, and Meme Reviews PEOPLE!), getting pissed off at Costco in a far-away land , and death by cheeto dust...

If you could have one soup in the world, would you do it? Not me. I would do these reviews for Weezer Weezer, working out with pipes, dumb apps with energy bars, evil dentist stuff, big ol' Baldur's Gate 3, the bubbler situation at the MKE, and going straight back to Yelp Japan for some good good good slurpin'. Surf's up, the broth is coming! Want more party? Check it out at https:...