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It's all fun and shimmy until those feet germs reach your jimmy, as the old saying goes. Here at Review Party, we put a lot of stock in old sayings, but if old timey nonsense doesn't make sense to you, let us lay it out: After every semester, cast your shower shoes into the fires of Mordor and go to Kohl's and get some fresh ones. This week we have reviews for those shower shoes, Ditka...

Chocolate chip, amen. We have reviews for a Rock Band mic, cookies, body bounce body bumpers, fiji water, and Boston Market. For the segment, a deep dive in to Ayo Edibiri's Letterboxd. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Four birthdays later, we pretty much feel the same. The reviews feel the same. The laughs feel the same. These are all good things, we love this party. And, we remember these feels, like smelling a smell you smelled a long time ago and you're not sure what the smell is but it smells good and scratches your brain nicely. For our birthday we brought reviews for Chuck E Cheese, The Four Seasons O...

Nothing quite like getting too close to that sun. You just have GOT to see it up close sometime! In this episode, get some up close reviews of a big buoyant pool ball, a shark attack sushi plate, the Chavarri Palace in Spain, Two Guy a Girl and a Pizza Place, and a little hammock for camping. On the segment, we say "Thanks, Abby!" with some reading from Dear Abby. Extra wax! Want more pa...

Call up Slippery Pete and Schlomo because its going to be a bumpy hop! We have reviews for Costco and it's bakery, a baby play mat, kites, L-Theanine supplements, and Monster Hunter Now. Now hop off that lily pad and go for that high score! Brent's Monster Hunter: Now stuff- referral code: 8XYH5EKX friend code: 0502 3382 9493 Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.c...

Acme has their hands all over this one, folks! No reviews for them, don't wanna get sued by their cracked lawyers, but we do have reviews for dry, dry preworkout, an urgent care in Ohio, the anime for F-Zero and Captain Falcon, cool crocodile sunglasses, and a Costco gas station. For our packed segment, we're zooming for to Letterboxd for some Air Bud reviews. Meep, meep! Want more party?...

In the basin or over the mountain, we welcome all type of gravy techniques in this good, good house. We also welcome reviews, like these ones for Vick’s Nyquil, a USB hub, more otoscopes(!), Rocko’s Modern Life, and The Deli 4 You Market. For the segment, we break it down real smooth style with some Review Trivial Pursuit. It’s all gravy, baby! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpa...

This one's our ace in the hole. We got reviews for the Little Tikes basketball hoop, Amazon brand notepads, a restaurant only known as The Barbecue Pit, Seth Rogen's Sausage Party, and an otoscope. This weeks segment is a bunch of reviews from a dude named Gordon. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Sound the alarm, another one of the stitches popped! This week we got internet reviews for BBL-friendly beds, the album Sunbather by Deathheaven, a deli meat slicer and a vegetable mandolin, Angela Anaconda, and a Vietnamese-Thai fusion joint. For the segment, we're diving back into some Craigslist finds. Keep it together, people! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom....

Like, man, I dunno, man, this heart hurts, man, owwy, man, need a hug, man. Reading internet reviews for family restaurants, stick-on cologne, The Big Book of Mini Crosswords, Blue Diamond Almonds, and hemorrhoid suppositories. Man. And there's a segment about the origins of the stethoscope, which you do not need a stethoscope to hear. Just headphones, probably. Car speakers? Want more party?...

This one may not be healthy for you, but it will satisfy that itch, and it will do it quickly, and it will leaving feeling warm and full. Just don't make a ketchup mess, you little monster. Feast on these reviews for Chicken of the Sea, KFC, printer ink, Kendrick Lamar's Not Like Us, and a Korean Food Truck. If you're lucky, you won't miss the Craigslist segment. EAT UP! Want more...

Have no fear, we march forward, we read reviews. This weeks reviews include, 200 Cartoons DVD collection, the Naked Gun franchise, woman's shorts, and a bar in Japan. In this week's segment, Lewis Carol reviews an theatrical adaption of his own novel. It's judgement day! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

200 of these bad boys have gone through the pipes and this one is the hottest, the sickest, the nastiest yet! In that order! You'll be glad to know we have reviews for Shakespeare but smut, ibuprofen, 200 Cut Rate Liquor and Grocer, 200 Cigarettes, 200 Degrees, and THE 200. Some of those are movies! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

When you're talking big things, you're talking the jet ski budget. I don't cut corners when it comes to soaring across the water like Poseidon! Or David Hasselhoff! Same dude pretty much. Featuring internet reviews for Water World, a sweater that Princess Diana wore once, a romance novel, the Ground Round grill in North Dakota, a Hulk hand beer bottle opener, and Madden '17. It&#39...

The eggs are HOT, and they're SCRAMBLED. What more do you want??? Maybe some internet reviews for turtley awesome keychains, a hotel in Regina, faux fur slippers, KFC in North Dakota, the Rugrats movie soundtrack, and a Mexican restaurant also in North Dakota. Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/

Here again, to chew on something nasty, for the sake of comedy. Featuring some nasty internet reviews for paperclips, Now That’s What I Call Music Vol. 3, instant beef stroganoff, muscle-fit polos, and probiotic supplements. On the segment, we deep dive into some reviews for a nice scam app! Keep it crispy. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartdotcom.com/ !

Whoever decided to take to cookies and just cream it up between them and call that a product to sell deserves a special place in heaven. By special I mean separate and walled off to protect the other angels from their deviance, but they should be in heaven all the same. This episodes got some heavenly internet reviews for the original Tamagotchi, Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies, playing cards wit...

What's all the fuss about? Wouldn't you like to know! I think you'd also like to know, in this episode we cover internet reviews for Gilligan's Island, a big coffee grinder, a bar named Cheeto, Human Clay by Creed, and Easy Mac. We also pay homage to our dear friend Dear, Abby in a segment. I think I gave away the fuss! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom...

Nothing better than a pork ready to be forked! Especially if its got a big juicy pineapple in its gaping maw. Anyway, we got internet reviews this week for a greasy Pizza Hut, a downtown Chicago bar and grill mishap, weird satin pillowcases, a lovely brunch spot, the finer points of hobbying featuring Stratego, and cappuccino flavored Slim-fast, allegedly. Want more party? Check it out at https://...

Sometimes you don't use words right! We're here for you! In a classic, carbohydrate sense! And with reviews! From the internet! For Popeye's Chicken, Dave's Epic Bread, a wall clock (that musn't tick!!!), and massage balls. For the segment, we have a Reviewer Redux that leads us down what the boys describe as "a parade of evil". Classic! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotc...

You don't have to look far in the ol' podcastosphere for some stinky, stinky stuff. Thanks for letting your nose bring you to this particular stink! The stink includes internet reviews for breakaway cat collars, casual athletic wear, kool aid jammers, dog food, washing machine cleaner, and a cocktail joint! Wow-ee!! And the segment? Extra stinky with a side of stank. Want more party? Check...

Whether you like it or not, this week you're gunna learn about Johhny and his Washboard! Because we had to, so now you do, too! We also have reviews for coffee-flavored coconut water (we think), a recliner from Walmart, nude undershirts, a drum set but electronic and for kids, Toby Keith concerts, and goose calls. And Johnny, and his Washboard.

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Wasn't any tea around but we still wanted to make a statement. We have internet reviews for romance novels featuring blue cyborgs, alkaline water, dustpans and brooms, and geological guides to state parks. We also bring back a feature of one of our favorite celebrity reviews, Felicia Day! She reviews books! Water! Books! Reviews! Party! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartyd...

The 7th circle is a Judas and Brutus tag team cage match in Lucifer's gnashing jaws. We got some internet reviews, too! For an unholy inn in Elmhurst, a fantastic book on Christian wrestling, a church in Downer's Grove, a burger joint in God knows where, and Sesame Street. For a little segment we got a big ol' Steam-ing pile of reviews Digimon Cyber Sleuth: Complete Edition. Off the to...