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Your heart skipping a beat is a good thing! ... Right? This week we have a smattering of internet reviews, including Ghost energy drinks, Agent Cody Banks (2003), Steely Dan's Can't Buy a Thrill (1972), and the board game Risk. For the segment, we dive into Craiglist's missed connections once again on Unfinished Business. It's like the Telltale Heart but with a happy ending! Want m...

I'm going 38, Dan, mow your damn lawn and chill the hell out. This week we have internet reviews for a DVD boxset with fireplaces, aquariums, and nature scenery, a overclocked electric bike, discontinued flavors of the discontinued Talenti sorbet, 'Dirty Work: An Age Gap Romance', and a gun holster. For the segment, we take a bite of crime with some illustrious Apple Rankings. Zoom, zo...

Be quiet, I think he's in the house, and his case of the Monday's is actually worse than his cat's. This week we have internet reviews for Popeye's Chicken, Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Cold Brew concentrate, a rubber fidget toy and small bop-its, Django Unchained, and 'Winter DVD: Snowfall'. For the segment, we possibly say goodbye to the Pages of Peterman. No, hiding the lasag...

Meet D-money. This week we have internet reviews for the Red Stone Inn & Suites bed AND breakfast, Amazon's newest Ring camera doorbells, Flinstone's multivitamins, Star Fox for the Switch 2, and some newfangled N64 controllers. Stay on the Dave wave. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Enough of this Superman guy, we need more of the dude with the fish. This week we have internet reviews for rock glue, Supergirl(2026) again, a Fantastic Barber Shop in the Illinois suburbs, and the romance novel The Fling by Jennifer Bernard. For the segment, we throw another Reviewer Redux and 'Mancow' Muller, for the laughs. Hold up, lemme talk to this orca real quick. Want more party?...

What's the big dill? This week we have internet reviews for an online order "permanent money spell", Breaking Bad, a plastic magic 8-ball "mystic" pickle, Jack Link's teriyaki beef jerk, and Supergirl (2026). For the segment, we settle some Unfinished Business in Craiglist's missed connections. Just dill with it, man. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.rev...

It's not as dope as dopamine, but it'll do in a pinch. This week we wrangled some internet reviews for the Cincinnati airport Hilton hotel, getting comfy in some leather gloves, 'dopamine patches' from Amazon, novelty back scratchers for men, and "Beware of Hodags: A Fated Mates Cryptid Monster Romance". For the segment, we march to a different beat with A_Different_Drumm...

You will be remembered, for terrible things. This week we have internet reviews for! Black Knight (2001) with the illustrious Martin Lawrence, Big Bang Theory with some nerdy guys, a trip to Yelp Japan for a Taco Bell in Shibuya, and a fancy Heinen's grocery store in Illinois. For the segment, we put on the big boots and wade into the Steam for reviews of the game Satisfactory on Steaming Pile...

Refresh yourself with that tickly fizz! This week we've got reviews for media heroes Joan of Arc and Ted Lasso, a wobbly fan and some paper towels, and the kinky sound baths of the Hyatt Lodge. We dig into the papers for an Upon Further Review on friend of the podcast Dear Abby. Bathe yourself in Sprite, be born again!

It's like the Shibuya Crossing but you just move a little differently. This week we are jammed packed with internet goodness, including reviews for the Amazon Fire Kids Tablet, A Cheese Shifter Romance by Ellen Mint, and saving every banana with an in-home bug zapper. For the segment, we go for 12 rounds with Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey on Bareknuckle Letterboxding. Sacrebleu! Want mor...

Line 'em up 'cause I'm ready to slap! This week we have some lovely internet reviews for the Among Us (2026) cartoon, Rain-X windshield wiper blades, Jamiroquai's Traveling Without Sound (1996) album, and a slingshot of mysterious origins. For the segment, we gather up some Letterboxd reviews of I, Robot (2004) on Bareknuckle Letterboxding. Pow! Wham! Bam! Want more party? Check it...

I'd love a blue Corvette, even if everything else had to be blue, too, to get it. That's fine, probably. This week we have reviews for mixing S&B mustard powder with mustard, Creatives Cakes cake shop, clearing gunk with Metamucil, and Kid in Aladdin's Palace (1997). For the segment, we take a look at the origins of Slack Circus' OG viral He-man hit HEYYEYAAEYAAYAEYA video on U...

We're kind of like the kings of review-based comedy, and that makes us royalty, and obviously, we act as such. This week we have internet reviews for protein Pop Tarts, finding a use for tactical gloves, and finding our inner Walter Dwight on The Soprano's. We also revisit last week's find from bash.com, Jasmine the belly dancer, this time at Dave and Buster's. For the segment, we...

Happy Birthday, Review Party! This week we have internet reviews for belly dancers, a greasy Chili's in Spokane, 'Happy Birthday to You' by Dr. Seuss, The Birthday Party (2025), and an Oura smart ring. For the segment, we enjoy the very first User Was Blocked For This Post! For he's a jolly good fellow. Want more party? Check it out at http://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

It's round, it's white or maybe brown, and it contains special treats. This week we have internet reviews for Old Yeller (1957), The super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026), getting extreme with some bulk knockoff lucky charm marshmallows, eating sugar free pudding with dignity, and The Nitty Gritty restaurant in Madison. For the segment, we max out on some Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the B...

Instead of throwing you into the lava pit, this guys got jokes! This week we have internet reviews for Toy Story 5, culturally relevant woman's sandals from Sketchers, and fire extinguishers. For the segment, we take a small look at the live shows of Oliver Tree on Momento Moreview. Want more party? Check it out at https://wwwreviewpartydotcom.com/ !

A complete collection of every internet review and segment featuring sugar free gummi bears, from Haribo and others, in chronological order, with some extra candy-related reviews thrown in for some fun contrast. Brent and Matt experience the meme that is the sugar free gummi bear shits in real time, from the reading the original reviews, to trying the products themselves, to uncovering a massive c...

Roar with the stegosaur! This week the party has reviews of Masters of the Universe and a He-Man Heart, a bidet soap bar for your dirty bits, the fossil that is Uncle Ben's Sweet and Sour sauce, and the older fossil Now That's What I Call Music Vol 3. For the segment, we dust off reviews of ET the Extra Terrestrial in a Precious Max! Do the dinosaur, or you'll be sorry! Want more Party...

Sometimes, you don't want something to flashy or intimidating! This week there are some meek, tame internet reviews for Omen 4: The Awakening (1991), looking just like Buddy Holly and using Green Gobbler drain cleaner, perhaps the last Piggly Wiggly in Illinois, and Backrooms (2026). For the segment, we take a big, mouth-slicing bite out of a rock and listen to some reviews of apples on Apple...

You all know the person. This week we have internet reviews for dude propaganda in The Rock (1996), HBO's A Knight of The Seven Kingdoms, Around my French Table cookbook by Dorie Greenspan, and dad napping on an orthopedic neck wedge. For the segment, we crack the newspaper open for some Dear, Abby on Thanks, Abby! You can't take your eyes off them! Want more party? Check it out at https:/...

The more butter, the better! This week we have reviews for Frosted Flakes, Tony's Big Cheese Pizza, Karate Kids: Legends, and Old El Paso tortilla "pockets". For the segment, we see what StickDoc has to say about some random things on Reviewer Redux. Pass the marinara! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

300 Episodes! Woah! Thanks a bunch! This week we have reviews for, the poetic justice of the Blade Bluray 3 pack, '300' on Bluray, trying to get Donna fired at the Community School District 300, then '300: Rise of an Empire', and figuring out what's wrong with society with '300 Palabras'. For the segment, we check out reviews for '3000 Years of Longing' on Barek...

This parachute says a little too much about me, as a person, right now. Did you have anything in beige? This week we have internet reviews for taking pepper spray straight to the face, crocs, Wu Tang Clan's Enter the 36 Chambers, 'From', and the Seat Geek Stadium. For the segment, we pull a Reviewer Redux and check out what's going on with that imdb user StickDoc. No, no, that'...

They say the 8th time's the charm! Enjoy these fine internet review-based stylings, featuring reviews for wasp & hornet killer from Episode 105, 'Cowboy' (1958) and 'Play the Game' (2009) from Episode 106, grass-fed weigh protein from 107, and 'Two and a Half Men' from Episode 110. Spin that, DJ. Want more party? Check it out at http://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Don't mess with me, man. Internet reviews for a saucy little cowboy jean jacket, the total Kwik Trip experience, a super expensive hair dryer, and utilizing an eye patch to achieve the power of darksight. For the segment, we throw down with Shallow Hal (2001) on Bareknuckle Letterboxding. I'm smart! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !