Review Party Dot Com

We aren't leaving the first beautiful month of 2025 without a charming look back at what was. This great hit collection covers episode 57 to 78, which you could look at as the first quarter of the second year of Review Party Dot Com! It's amazing we can even speak in such terms. So, we hope you enjoy this fine presentation of goofs, bits, and as always, internet reviews! From Episode 57, a review...

You know when you go to the good butcher? Get the good meat? The good cuts? That’s this episode. We got internet reviews for a fancy beach shirt, Gallagher's Pizza in Green Bay, Megan's Snoball Stand in Louisiana, Tina's Sweet Bake Shop in Cleveland, and The Citadel Theater in Illinois. You could say we're on location! And for the segment, we dive into some unfinished business over on Craigslist....

These sausages aren't easy to wrangle, sometimes you just have to knuckle up and get a good grip on there. This week we have internet reviews for cardboard building blocks, the original Popeye cartoon short, Cinderheart Gaming in Oak Brook, Illinois, Elvis by Elvis Presly, and Gate's Barbeque in Kansas City. For the segment, we do a little internet review trivia. Can you knuckle-puck a sausage pat...

It's been a long goof-off session and there's reason to believe, maybe this goof will be better than the last. We got internet reviews for an AmericanInn, the new Wicked movie, Bionicle 2: Legends of Metru-Nui, refurbished PlayStation 2s, and Uncle Hugo's Science Fiction Bookstore. Count 'em! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

It is once again time to celebrate Chris-mas down here at Review Party. Strap into the sleigh and grab your favorite dreidel because it gets real crazy. Featured are lovely holiday-adjacent internet reviews for elf dolls, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964), Friends with Benefits (2011), Victoria 3 on Steam, and new-age Tickle me Elmo. For the segment, we take a look at the history of Hallmark h...

When you want something done, sometimes you just have to heave and ho it. There's no way around that! This week we got some internet reviews for a mysterious double handled object, candied yam recipes, the longevity and prosperity of seamonkeys, and fancy Ghirardelli hot cocoa. For the segment, we once again get knee deep in internet sewage over on Craigslist's Missed Connections section. Heave-ho...

Rob Zombie would love this one. Today we've got internet reviews for The New China Restaurant, a ground beef meat chopper, the french market in Glen Ellen, and the anime Dandadan. For a segment, we take a deep dive into the green bean casserole. Want more party? Check it out at http://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

We're talking big ol' hairy feet, man. This week we've got internet reviews for cool caffeinated Crystal Light, the Mr. Miyagi Japanese Grill's oopsies, big ol' toe spacers, the fantastic (???) Street Fighter (1994) movie, and Jazzy Cakez trauma cakes. For the segment, we take a dive into the beloved Pages of Peterman. Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

I know one thing: you crack that plastic seal under the lid and that peanut butter has already been messed with, you call the white. You get the president on the horn, America's most sacred tradition has be messed with and it's up to us to capture the buttery burglars. We have internet reviews for 'The Illuminatus', pretending and imagining with ethernet cables, 'Unwrap Your Heart: It's Time for M...

We got some problems with you, meat! We also got internet reviews for Shakespeare's Macbeth, a delisted Amazon sex swing, Perkins American Food Company and Ghost Kitchen, and Absolute Batman! For the segment, we deep dive into the world of apple reviewing, red delicious style. Want more party? Check it out at http://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Move over Doom, there’s a new “this shit runs on everything” in town! And yes, you can make Mickey’s Dick Smasher if you want, your park, man! Internet reviews for Russel Wilson and his Pittsburgh Steelers, office printers, a beauty salon by Diva, and some more Trolli electric crawlers. For the segment, we put up our dukes and check out Con Air on Bareknuckle Letterboxding. No, we won’t be making...

Here on this 226th installment of the Review Party Dot Com Podcast, we're getting real spooky with it. Halloween special time, yessir. Are you brave enough to handle this? We've got scary reviews for a perilous pumpkin patch, an unsettling candy apple suckers sucker, a Little Tyke's playset for for a future self-respecting witch or warlock, the irrefutable Reese's cup, and some creepy crawly Troll...

Make no mistakes here, this podcast is way less than 90% water. Or however much percent watermelon is, I refuse to interrupt writing this description to google it. We have internet reviews for Monster "Rehab" energy drinks, drive-thru madness at Burger King in Madison, the Mortal Kombat movie (the 90s one), and The Misfit's Static Age album. For the segment, we dive into some Unfinished Business o...

I'm starting to think, just keep the foot on the gas. You'll get a tummy ache, but there's worse things in the world. The bad things you can't find on the open road! Put 'em behind you, and turn on the podcast, for some: Reviews for The Iron Giant and the state of animation in 1999, Popeye's by a guy named Dark Bloodshed, crispy onions on subscription, steamy alien romance novels, and the illustri...

We got green goo, we got blue slime, we got orange viscous fluid. Vats of it! Wholesale style. Come on down and get a whiskey barrel full of ooze! We have internet reviews for old people spearmint candy, the Rugrats reboot, a horse racing novel, and a quaint little McDonalds. For the segment, we deep dive into reviews for the late, great Bob Newhart. Shout out my mucus. Want more party? Check it o...

They may say ball is life, but what happens if you remove the ball from your ego entirely? And don’t even get me started on that sauce and getting lost in it! Reviews for Ali’s Bargain Outlet, the Magic 8-ball, assorted candies, and the Guggenheim museum of modern art. For the segment, we say Thanks, Abbey! with some readings from Dear Abbey. Alright fine, we ball. Want more party? Check it out at...

Personally, I'm kind of in the mood for some bad masseuse right now. Just put me in a medieval torture device and we can really work on some of these knots. Reviews for a massage parlor, Ronald Reagan's boyhood home, Madagascar 2, refurbished GameCubes, and novelty cat gloves. For the segment, we have a bunch of a reviews from a fellow named Kelvin. Oh, that's the spot! Want more party...

A sewer is a sewer is a sewer is a sewer is a sewer. Internet reviews for a quirky coffee mug, 'Arthur's Chicken Pox', silver gel lotion, an apron with egg pockets, and Refresh gum. In the segment we deep dive into a bunch of reviews from a strange fellow named Joseph. Consider this drain unclogged. Want more party? Check us out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Sometimes, you have turn it down! Down to the tan! We've got internet reviews for toilet bowl cleaner, the Cajun Boil & Bar, essential oils, and "This Ho Got Roaches in Her Crib: An Urban Satire". We also do a deep dive into the history of M&M colors. Jam packed with vibes! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

My gains are holy. Internet reviews for Sun Tzu's Art of War, Terminator 2, guava paste, holy water from the Jordan river, and the Mandarake complex in Tokyo. My faith is maxed. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

This fudge will take your breathe away. We've got internet reviews for scalloped edged napkins, Fruit Stripe gummy candy, maple walnut fudge, a mini freezer, and diet dog food. For the segment, we take a visit to Craigslist for some Unfinished Business. I love this fudge! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

We can rebake it; we can make it tastier. This week we have reviews for foot cream, a McDonald's in Georgia, a Pharmacy-Gun store combo in Mississippi, sugar free gum, Welch’s Grape Juice (but most Walmart delivery), and vegan pizza crust. For the segment, we go into relatively new but very cherish corner of the internet for the first time: Hideo Kojima Twitter for some movie reviews. Extra sa...

Just because they look like keys to a Volvo, doesn't mean they're keys to a Volvo. We've got reviews for Burger Antics, Jamaican coffee, lemon spaghetti recipes, Beyblade stadiums, and more Airheads. For the segment we have a whole bunch of movie dudes from the Letterboxd beast Cinnamon Toast Crud. Give me back my keys, I'm good to drive. Want more party? Check it out at https://ww...

This big old box has got a big old vibe and we're trying to get to the bottom of it. Just don't close the top, I'm claustrophobic. This week we have reviews for an air fryer, grenade-shaped hot sauce, Gorillaz by Gorillaz, Twister, Twisters, and Yoyogi Park. In the segment we gather a whole bunch of steam reviews for Balatro. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotc...

We're talking mangoes, man. You ever nosh one of those bad mothers on a rainy day? One of those rainy days were the ground gets steamy? And then you feel steamy? and then the mango juice is bursting? This episode is like that. This week we have reviews for 'Love and Monsters', The Incredible Hulk Ultimate Destruction for the PS2, 'Hunter: The Storm Brothers' romantic novel, and...