Review Party Dot Com

Remember when Pixar was cool and did those fake outtakes during the credit roles? This episode is kind of like that, except there's a thunderstorm in the background and we had to walk to school 15 miles in the snow, both ways. Today's topics include "foompers", the full spread, Jackson Galaxy's guitar case, a tidal wave of hot grease, apologetic belligerence, lost children, Six Flags Great America...

Can I sub my beef for tofu? Or else? Today's topics include wounds, the T-rex, healers (spiritual and others), absorbing light, Cubone's dead mom, meat products, waffles, old dirty basement books, darkness, and pringles content. Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com

We're bringing those knees so close to your chest you're going to feel your heartbeat in your ankles! Clutch those babies CLOSE. Today's topics include veiled threats, bundt cakes and bundtlets, Adam Sandler's less successful friends, off the cage slam shows, mind palaces, razzleberry, classic internet video powerthirst, and everything (in bacon fat). Want more party? Get it at https:///www.review...

I know a Bigfoot, and I think he loves his wife more than anything. Take it from me! Bigfoots be squeezing, mainly! Today's topics include dry counties, the Baconverse, Macho Man Randy: Hotel Savage, the slimey butterfly effect, natural propane springs, on-gridders, nerd summer camp, Man-Whore: Origins, and gundams. Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com

I know it sounds crazy, but you have to try it! Today's topics include ticks, American Public Schools, razorblade cars, baby Matt, sick and deplorable people, little chickadees, Tamagotchi Fax History Report, Australia, molten hot jams and jellies, Snacket VII, creepshows, and the perfect fart chamber.  Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/

This is how Ariel found the dinglehopper. Today's topics include the Burger King Stacker Wikipedia page, having a meaty morning, being scared but also impressed, flyover children, a dwarven overlook, Twilight Zone but hosted by Ashton Kutcher, Mac n cheese farms, Whoopi Goldberg and abstinence, the holy sizzle, and being a part of a great community (of addicts). Want more party? Find it at https:/...

Something wicked this way comes, and they're going to cover you from your ankles to your buttcheeks.  Today's topics include tightly packed meat tubes, factory standard toilet settings, gummi bear Hell, perforations, butt skulls, drip, three-star husbands, Malört, "randoms", having a ranch dressing soul, and authentic movie quality Godzilla masks. Want more party? Head over to https://www.rev...

We've reached it! The climax! Today's topics include the perfect gift for teens, elves, Tommy Pickle's bare midriff, Pikablu, The Handsome Gamer™, 3D data of the world around you, the ol' "lemon oopsie", Stephen King, Megaman-style power stealing, aggressive babies, Lil' Willy Wonka, laser feet, Achilles' mom, butt-like cheeks, Georgia O'Keefe, Sir Mix A Lot type giant asses. Want more party? Head...

Sweep the leg, except it's a mech and you're sweeping the leg with your cute and primitive log technology. Today's topics include little speedy monkeys, waking up with ball hair, having literate children, explicit hot sauces, pinky problems, elation, duck dynasties, and ultra money. Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ 

TV is just better when you're watching it somewhere else, especially if you get some cool new channels. Today's topics include playing fetch with the website "Amazon", daddy the longlegs, sucking fast, red slash cyan glasses, retinal rivals, rods and cones duking it out, Billy Zane, Duane "Dog" Chapman, and yakuza in the sauna. Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/

Sometimes, you just sniff! Today's topics include baby shoes, perverse opinions, worm holes to the snot realm, problem gamblers, the Cartoon All-stars, Optimus Prime's Gambling Problem, werewolf germs, sipping, The Full Tomiko, milk, fun fridge activities, and not joking. Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com!

Sucking poison off your love one's cold lips. Biting your thumb at nerds. Having crazy parents. Balconies. Dudes named Mercutio. Just some Romeo and Juliet type shit. Today's topics include feeling like a newborn baby, camping at a monkey statue, Zeus turning into piss, real Croc stories, scary scenes, fat Ghibli villains, the prettiest frogs, Nat Geo, Jabba the Hut, Yelp's Unusual Activity Alerts...

Treat yourself to some stuff between some bread, along with some comedy listening for your ear and brain parts! Please, sandwich it up!!! Today's topics include: white noise scented candles, Lush, anime jet fuel nosebleeds, explaining the ins and outs of hooping and sticking, bringing back jacks, a Review Party sleeper cell, a review Wayne Gretsky didn't write, smelly salts, melon soda (again), Ar...

Consider those fishes mongered; Pablo is ON THE CASE. Today's topics include: loins, The Picture of Dorian Gravy, known kickers of nuts, tripod chairs and other such assailants, Out Back, whole German summer sausages, hampsters dancing, a little thing for big sasquatch, oompa loompas with little tear tattoos, grandpa stuff, puddles of technology, digimon, and Tim. Want more party? Check out https:...

We're a couple-a cucumbers in the frozen tundra providing you with very cool jokes that only boys as cool as us could make. Today's topics include: throwin' nerf howlers, crotch jokes, 500, exploding heads and cybernetic implants, purples shades, waking up like a caveman, a lot of slop left unslopped, begging Tooshy to sponsor us, Taco Bell refried bean sauce, and endless Godzilla roaring. Snacket...

Gamma rays got you feeling a little off? Just hit the hay, you'll be just fine in the morning! Topics include Takin' Sides with Tommy Chip, a regular Sherlock and Watson situation, thousands and thousand of snowmen, Sun Wukong the Trickster God, the gift of visceral place, on purpose-accident, dragon-like armor, smelling the smell of ham baking, a total Kramer moment, Piccolo from Dragon Ball Z, h...

“A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for ping pong." Today's topics include: describing a "chicken chip", pillars of salty ranch, a strawberry kiwi special, the "cool" teacher, the sick game that is the American high school pep rally, just crackin' packets, getting hopped up off some juice, Omaha Beach Steaks, racoons eating little cookies, Pocahontas' ripped Dad, Baby Yo-yo, br...

If there's a man-eating giant in the first act, someone's mom is getting eaten in the third act. Today's topics include: crispiness, consuming KFC at high speeds, incognito situations, vaping piss, The Mountain Dew Realm, marketing gemstones, Not Believing It's Not Butter, boiling water, doing things ogre style, weaponized gift giving, the Peterman Catalogue, Craig-san's Cheesesteak Saga, a review...

This one's a doozy, Suzy. Ol' Suze. Suzerino! I know the question on your mind, I know all about it, and in this podcast episode, we answer it. And when I say 'we', I don't mean the 'royal we', or even 'You, Me, and Dupree', I mean you and me, buddy. Look at yourself, you're ready to listen to a podcast about a party and reviews and internet! Yes, yes, your question will be answered; Was Lincoln a...

What do you think the funniest feelings are? The first thing that comes to my mind is the feeling you get when you hit your funny bone, but I don't really know how to describe that feeling. It certainly isn't good, unlike the warm, funny feeling this podcast episode that will make you feel really good. Ya feel? Today's topics include having an awful life, Human Party Dot Com, Lil Wayne, Garfield o...

Life moves pretty fast! If you don't stop and atomic breathe a city every once in awhile, you could miss it. Today's topics include emotionally running a marathon, the flour kid, Rosie O'Donnell fashion trends, laying babies, unfiltered thoughts about my Prius, driving a computer, being the Michael Myers of fuel efficiency, Pixar's Cars (but cooler), stocking stuffers year round, and all kind of d...

Harry, no matter how much I tell you not to laugh at this episode, you have to laugh. you have to enjoy it. NO HARRY, DON'T LAUGH AT THAT HILARIOUS YELP REVIEW. NO, HARRY! I KNOW ITS FUNNY THEY HAVE IT 3 STARS INSTEAD OF 1 BUT HARRY YOU MUSN'T! ARRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Today's topics include Ping My Pong Dot Com, Super Nintendo era technology, a bad G in the bunch, Huge Turd Dot Com, He Has No M...

He's spiking the prune juice again! What an old scoundrel, but boy, is he fucking cool. Today's topics include Don Knotts the Otherworldly Color-Sucking Being, Andy Griffith Show deep lore, gizzard wizards, awful sounds, al dente (or otherwise), the Velveeta Repeata, legalizing black pepper on Mac n Cheese, Political Party Dot Com, the drunk guy at the 24 hour McDonalds, post-burrito clarity, a se...

Finally, the true end game of the Review Party Dot Com Empire is revealed: Lasagna. That damn cat has had his paws all over the lasagna comedy industry for TOO DAMN LONG! We're hear to win it back, while also eating a lot of lasagna. Are you kidding me? It's probably the perfect food. Today's topics include: butter sphere pyramids, Turkish disappointments, Jesus, spontaneous deification, swiss arm...

OH do I have a juicy little morsel for you, a little bird told me, through the grape vine, that so and so so and so'd so and so. So? Just enjoy the party. Today's topics include our good friend Odysseus, helping Bambi, Hamburger Helper puns, chili mac burp freestyles, a burger-wanting audience, the other story of how Joker got his scars, Big Mister, sexy little baby devils, Escanaba in 'da Moonlig...