Review Party Dot Com

Gamma rays got you feeling a little off? Just hit the hay, you'll be just fine in the morning! Topics include Takin' Sides with Tommy Chip, a regular Sherlock and Watson situation, thousands and thousand of snowmen, Sun Wukong the Trickster God, the gift of visceral place, on purpose-accident, dragon-like armor, smelling the smell of ham baking, a total Kramer moment, Piccolo from Dragon Ball Z, h...

“A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for ping pong." Today's topics include: describing a "chicken chip", pillars of salty ranch, a strawberry kiwi special, the "cool" teacher, the sick game that is the American high school pep rally, just crackin' packets, getting hopped up off some juice, Omaha Beach Steaks, racoons eating little cookies, Pocahontas' ripped Dad, Baby Yo-yo, br...

If there's a man-eating giant in the first act, someone's mom is getting eaten in the third act. Today's topics include: crispiness, consuming KFC at high speeds, incognito situations, vaping piss, The Mountain Dew Realm, marketing gemstones, Not Believing It's Not Butter, boiling water, doing things ogre style, weaponized gift giving, the Peterman Catalogue, Craig-san's Cheesesteak Saga, a review...

This one's a doozy, Suzy. Ol' Suze. Suzerino! I know the question on your mind, I know all about it, and in this podcast episode, we answer it. And when I say 'we', I don't mean the 'royal we', or even 'You, Me, and Dupree', I mean you and me, buddy. Look at yourself, you're ready to listen to a podcast about a party and reviews and internet! Yes, yes, your question will be answered; Was Lincoln a...

What do you think the funniest feelings are? The first thing that comes to my mind is the feeling you get when you hit your funny bone, but I don't really know how to describe that feeling. It certainly isn't good, unlike the warm, funny feeling this podcast episode that will make you feel really good. Ya feel? Today's topics include having an awful life, Human Party Dot Com, Lil Wayne, Garfield o...

Life moves pretty fast! If you don't stop and atomic breathe a city every once in awhile, you could miss it. Today's topics include emotionally running a marathon, the flour kid, Rosie O'Donnell fashion trends, laying babies, unfiltered thoughts about my Prius, driving a computer, being the Michael Myers of fuel efficiency, Pixar's Cars (but cooler), stocking stuffers year round, and all kind of d...

Harry, no matter how much I tell you not to laugh at this episode, you have to laugh. you have to enjoy it. NO HARRY, DON'T LAUGH AT THAT HILARIOUS YELP REVIEW. NO, HARRY! I KNOW ITS FUNNY THEY HAVE IT 3 STARS INSTEAD OF 1 BUT HARRY YOU MUSN'T! ARRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Today's topics include Ping My Pong Dot Com, Super Nintendo era technology, a bad G in the bunch, Huge Turd Dot Com, He Has No M...

He's spiking the prune juice again! What an old scoundrel, but boy, is he fucking cool. Today's topics include Don Knotts the Otherworldly Color-Sucking Being, Andy Griffith Show deep lore, gizzard wizards, awful sounds, al dente (or otherwise), the Velveeta Repeata, legalizing black pepper on Mac n Cheese, Political Party Dot Com, the drunk guy at the 24 hour McDonalds, post-burrito clarity, a se...

Finally, the true end game of the Review Party Dot Com Empire is revealed: Lasagna. That damn cat has had his paws all over the lasagna comedy industry for TOO DAMN LONG! We're hear to win it back, while also eating a lot of lasagna. Are you kidding me? It's probably the perfect food. Today's topics include: butter sphere pyramids, Turkish disappointments, Jesus, spontaneous deification, swiss arm...

OH do I have a juicy little morsel for you, a little bird told me, through the grape vine, that so and so so and so'd so and so. So? Just enjoy the party. Today's topics include our good friend Odysseus, helping Bambi, Hamburger Helper puns, chili mac burp freestyles, a burger-wanting audience, the other story of how Joker got his scars, Big Mister, sexy little baby devils, Escanaba in 'da Moonlig...

Give that caterpillar on your lip a grease because your lips are gunna be flappin' extra hard at this little comedy shin dig. And also, we joined by Ally from the CampaignHER podcast! And boy was it a hoot, and hey, you and your moustache might learn something, too. Today's topics include: jelly bean stain archaeology, where there was once passionfruit, beanboozles, just you and the bear, crispy W...

Be safe out there, listeners, Big Reviewer is always watching. And we're always laughing about it. Please, join us, maybe we can get the FBI guy living in our phones to laugh, too. Today's topics include dirt cups, pre-blasted Ovaltine, straws, walnuts, hazelnuts, pineapple shells, a cardboard box called "Sobriety", The Little Fruitcake Girl, math majors, Wario's Thighs, Oil Tycoons and Cold Soda,...

‘Tis the season for some seasonably festive reviews. And I’m not talking cumin, I’m talking the holidays, baby! So gather round with your heartiest nog and listen to this good good gum drop of a holiday episode. Also, featuring our buddy Chris! Merry CHRIStmas! Happy holidays! And a big ol’ New Year. Today’s topics include professional blurb writers, the Santa’s cookie in the room, Christian recei...

You think you know rowdy? You haven't met these scoundrels, or these ruffians, or these punks, or these rascals, or theses miscreants, or these scamps, or these vagabonds, or these hoodlums, or these delinquents, or these rapscallions, That's right, I own a thesaurus. Today's topics include the burden we bear, setting all brain cells to comedy, warm laffy taffy, homemade pixie sticks, a pillow tha...

This week the boys are making Vin Diesel look like Vin Weasel with all the excellent drifting they're doing. Vehicular drift, snow drifting, wii-mote drifting, but never, ever, drifting apart. FRIENDSHIP BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today's topics include suction, sorting sweatpants, Snorlax, Review Party International (Dot Com), vicious cartoon tigers, missed connections, Benny "The Fat" Rodriguez, shutting...

The humble fedora. A hat, or a way of life? The first I gazed upon Mr. Timberlake's fedora'd cranium I gasped; male fashion would never be the same. And I, in turn, would never be the same. I could never see through anything but the lense of fedora. That'd kind'a what this episode is like. Today's topics include a chainsaw the size of a dagger, breaking up the cup ramen rotation, sick machinations...

I am ready to suck down some sweet, sweet horchata in some Golden Girls socks and see where the night takes me. I'm guessing it will take me somewhere cool! Like Milwaukee. I guess they're more hip places than Milwaukee, but I dunno, I think its nice. This week's topics include no cheese quesadillas, Fartford Connecticut, VSCO Girls and JNCO Boys, Crapp Reviews, Colossal Radio Flyer Babies, Nerf W...

Snuggle up with a loved one and run this track: It starts with stories of other worldly sharp tomahawks and ends with screams of ridicule for those of us who prefer no tomatoes. Quite the rousing tale. This weeks topics include the coolest tomahawk ever made, Stretch Armstrong Optimus Prime, that soap and sunglasses commercial guy, Felicia Day's Vaginal Fantasy Book Club, thrift store pimpin' Gand...

The party's over and we need to cleanse, time to grab the condensed soup. On this episode the boys discuss pizza delivery guys, becoming an entire kidney stone, the Ocean Spray Guy, nachos, serious wood burners, lovingly speed bagging, Rodney Dangerfield, the Unfinished Business podcast, Legendary Internet Artifacts, the dad rock and crappy sitcom sections of the Library of the Cosmos. Want more p...

Craig S, Darth Craiger, Craig-san, The Melon Soda Bandit of Akihabara, クレイガ. This social entrepreneur and 3-time Yelp Elite goes by many monikers, but a Craig by any other name reviews just as sweet. On Episodes 5 and 18 you heard the boys go through the Donkey Kong Country mine cart level of emotions that is reading a Craig-written review, coming out the other side giggling. Now hear direct...

The party just got spooky! Ghosts! Skelemans! Witches! Evil apples! Join us for the first annual Halloween Review Spooktacular. It's sure to be a scream!  On today's Spooktacular the boys discuss: empty headed beanbag chair children, Cro-Magnon magicians, turnin' tricks, Magician Lennie's Cup of Gore, vaseline,  more of a boo-hoo than a boo, Eddie Murphy's Worst Years, Jack-o-Lantern: Or...

How many different kind of crackers can go on a platter? Ritz and those rectangle ones are good enough, right? I dunno, I'll ask my uncle. Today the boys discuss hotwifes, sushi, mimosas, orbital funerals, cookie crust apple pie, being like Brucie from Matilda, hindenburgers, pretending to brush your teeth, 2 dollar Trump impressions, and Professor Matthew McConaughey. Want more party? Check it ou...

Bringing books to the party may seem a little drab, but after you give this little episode a listen, you may think twice about that. Or at least, learn some G DARN respect for those bad knowledge bringing boys. Today’s topics include The Last Blockbuster on Earth, Newman’s Own questionable costume collection, a duck saving vigilante, the legendary Craig-san (REDUX!!!), Galaga: The Movie, wet booby...

Welcome to the party, Mr. Owl. How many licks does it take to get to the center of this episode? ... Yeah? Well, however many it is, I'm not sticking around to see the aftermath. Get away from me, dude! GET AWAY! GET OUTTA HERE! In this episode the boys discuss nard cream, the fastest AND most stressful moment of your life, The Tricycle Puppet, Battlebot tangents, Jeff's Gordon, hit and run bullyi...

This guy really knows how to break a leg!  Today's topics include: Neptune Ass-Kicking God of the Sea, Beautiful Men, the opposite of The Giver, the burrito pregame technique, The Gabagool Compilation, Diddy Kong Racing, Real Gamer Hours, World War Wolf, Lucky Charm milkshakes, and gluttony. Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/