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Give that caterpillar on your lip a grease because your lips are gunna be flappin' extra hard at this little comedy shin dig. And also, we joined by Ally from the CampaignHER podcast! And boy was it a hoot, and hey, you and your moustache might learn something, too. Today's topics include: jelly bean stain archaeology, where there was once passionfruit, beanboozles, just you and the bear, crispy W...

Be safe out there, listeners, Big Reviewer is always watching. And we're always laughing about it. Please, join us, maybe we can get the FBI guy living in our phones to laugh, too. Today's topics include dirt cups, pre-blasted Ovaltine, straws, walnuts, hazelnuts, pineapple shells, a cardboard box called "Sobriety", The Little Fruitcake Girl, math majors, Wario's Thighs, Oil Tycoons and Cold Soda,...

‘Tis the season for some seasonably festive reviews. And I’m not talking cumin, I’m talking the holidays, baby! So gather round with your heartiest nog and listen to this good good gum drop of a holiday episode. Also, featuring our buddy Chris! Merry CHRIStmas! Happy holidays! And a big ol’ New Year. Today’s topics include professional blurb writers, the Santa’s cookie in the room, Christian recei...

You think you know rowdy? You haven't met these scoundrels, or these ruffians, or these punks, or these rascals, or theses miscreants, or these scamps, or these vagabonds, or these hoodlums, or these delinquents, or these rapscallions, That's right, I own a thesaurus. Today's topics include the burden we bear, setting all brain cells to comedy, warm laffy taffy, homemade pixie sticks, a pillow tha...

This week the boys are making Vin Diesel look like Vin Weasel with all the excellent drifting they're doing. Vehicular drift, snow drifting, wii-mote drifting, but never, ever, drifting apart. FRIENDSHIP BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today's topics include suction, sorting sweatpants, Snorlax, Review Party International (Dot Com), vicious cartoon tigers, missed connections, Benny "The Fat" Rodriguez, shutting...

The humble fedora. A hat, or a way of life? The first I gazed upon Mr. Timberlake's fedora'd cranium I gasped; male fashion would never be the same. And I, in turn, would never be the same. I could never see through anything but the lense of fedora. That'd kind'a what this episode is like. Today's topics include a chainsaw the size of a dagger, breaking up the cup ramen rotation, sick machinations...

I am ready to suck down some sweet, sweet horchata in some Golden Girls socks and see where the night takes me. I'm guessing it will take me somewhere cool! Like Milwaukee. I guess they're more hip places than Milwaukee, but I dunno, I think its nice. This week's topics include no cheese quesadillas, Fartford Connecticut, VSCO Girls and JNCO Boys, Crapp Reviews, Colossal Radio Flyer Babies, Nerf W...

Snuggle up with a loved one and run this track: It starts with stories of other worldly sharp tomahawks and ends with screams of ridicule for those of us who prefer no tomatoes. Quite the rousing tale. This weeks topics include the coolest tomahawk ever made, Stretch Armstrong Optimus Prime, that soap and sunglasses commercial guy, Felicia Day's Vaginal Fantasy Book Club, thrift store pimpin' Gand...

The party's over and we need to cleanse, time to grab the condensed soup. On this episode the boys discuss pizza delivery guys, becoming an entire kidney stone, the Ocean Spray Guy, nachos, serious wood burners, lovingly speed bagging, Rodney Dangerfield, the Unfinished Business podcast, Legendary Internet Artifacts, the dad rock and crappy sitcom sections of the Library of the Cosmos. Want more p...

Craig S, Darth Craiger, Craig-san, The Melon Soda Bandit of Akihabara, クレイガ. This social entrepreneur and 3-time Yelp Elite goes by many monikers, but a Craig by any other name reviews just as sweet. On Episodes 5 and 18 you heard the boys go through the Donkey Kong Country mine cart level of emotions that is reading a Craig-written review, coming out the other side giggling. Now hear direct...

The party just got spooky! Ghosts! Skelemans! Witches! Evil apples! Join us for the first annual Halloween Review Spooktacular. It's sure to be a scream!  On today's Spooktacular the boys discuss: empty headed beanbag chair children, Cro-Magnon magicians, turnin' tricks, Magician Lennie's Cup of Gore, vaseline,  more of a boo-hoo than a boo, Eddie Murphy's Worst Years, Jack-o-Lantern: Or...

How many different kind of crackers can go on a platter? Ritz and those rectangle ones are good enough, right? I dunno, I'll ask my uncle. Today the boys discuss hotwifes, sushi, mimosas, orbital funerals, cookie crust apple pie, being like Brucie from Matilda, hindenburgers, pretending to brush your teeth, 2 dollar Trump impressions, and Professor Matthew McConaughey. Want more party? Check it ou...

Bringing books to the party may seem a little drab, but after you give this little episode a listen, you may think twice about that. Or at least, learn some G DARN respect for those bad knowledge bringing boys. Today’s topics include The Last Blockbuster on Earth, Newman’s Own questionable costume collection, a duck saving vigilante, the legendary Craig-san (REDUX!!!), Galaga: The Movie, wet booby...

Welcome to the party, Mr. Owl. How many licks does it take to get to the center of this episode? ... Yeah? Well, however many it is, I'm not sticking around to see the aftermath. Get away from me, dude! GET AWAY! GET OUTTA HERE! In this episode the boys discuss nard cream, the fastest AND most stressful moment of your life, The Tricycle Puppet, Battlebot tangents, Jeff's Gordon, hit and run bullyi...

This guy really knows how to break a leg!  Today's topics include: Neptune Ass-Kicking God of the Sea, Beautiful Men, the opposite of The Giver, the burrito pregame technique, The Gabagool Compilation, Diddy Kong Racing, Real Gamer Hours, World War Wolf, Lucky Charm milkshakes, and gluttony. Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/

Three weeks from now, I will be harvesting my crops. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so. Hold the line! Stay with me! If you find yourself alone, riding in the green green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Gamer Girl Heaven, and you’re already fragged! Today the boys discuss Legend of Zelda noises, going on a People Tour, barehanded casserole scoopin',...

The best hangover breakfast? Some say an "eggy in a basket". But just how does the hole get there?  You don't WANNA KNOW, MAN! YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW! In this episode the boys ponder such topics as: noodle legged bears, a rain of stuffing, The Parable of the Stolen Tylenol, The Mouse and the Ambulance, entire packs of lies, how to write the number four, Brad Pit's abs, Billy Blanks' Wikipedia p...

Brent's in the corner raving about God knows what again. Is he repelling all possibility of corporate sponsorship, or attracting them with some sort of foaming-at-the-mouth reverse psychology? I dunno man, at least the pizza's here. Today's topics include: taking a walk on the wild side, drinking with the boys a la the Fellowship of the Ring Prancing Pony scene, just leaving me alone to eat my reu...

Which oatmeal is the GOATmeal? I'll give you a clue, it's the kind with g-darn dinosaurs in it, big dawg! "WOOOOOOOOOO!"- Rick Flair In this episode you can find topics such as skunkmen, glorious Nippon steel pizza slicers, Adult Yoda: Pro Skater, Asap Ferg, the cat that eat the butter, and being a big spoon boy. Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

I think it's time for a little break from partying! Everyone grab some orange slices and suck down a little B and C vitamins, electrolytes, what have you, and get ready for round two. On this episode the boys discuss 10,000 rats and how much Brent likes them (it's a lot), [galloping noises], the finer points of liking seaweed snacks, The Chocolatiest Catch , soup, Billy Eyelashes, and The Gatorade...

I feel like I'm just rolling through this party, not in a bad way, like I'm on a rigging being pushed through with a camera in front of my face so its like I'm floating through the party blissfully. We had to pay the fx team extra for that. Today's topics include the lies capris tell, being a toad person with a giant tongue, shark leather, switch blade combs, The Bozo Buckets of Bad Celebrities, a...

The neighbors are crashing the party. Hey, brotherly love. Let 'em scream it makes the humidity better. On this episode, Brent has a head cold, but the boys still manage to chat about badass Kentucky kids, The Christmas Orgy, rubber ducks, Sissy Goodman, Segwaying too close to the sun ala Icarus, some cool nouns, Dunston checking In, and Weekend at Bernie Sander's. Want more party? Check it out at...

I was talking to my buddy Ricky and he says "HEY, how about we kick this party up a notch?" and reveals a bag of popsicle sticks. I said, "Ricky, are those some kind of drugs?!" He says, "No, get a load of this, Bubbaloo," (Ricky calls me Bubbaloo) and he just starts sticking 'em in things. Now we got a stick in the punch, we got a stick in the keg, we got a stick in the pool, we got a stick in th...

All this partying is getting me hungry. Anyone have some korn on the cob? I mean corn? I mean coЯn? Man, it's that time of the night I guess, everyone's getting a little loopy. We should probably cut back on the ooze. Today's topics include (but are not limited to) Brisk Half and Half: Secret of the Ooze ASMR, just boring sausage, cold smoke kisses, feeling like (dot dot) jumping off a cliff, dumb...

Oh no lads, the party is getting absolutely mental.  Did you see Brent's microphone take a gainer off the balcony right into the neighbor's pool? Jeez, that's no good. Please bear with us while he sorts out that situation, I'm sure he'll be back to normal quality next week. In the meantime, lets bring things down with some of the dulcet, other worldly tones of Joey Coco, accompanied by what l...