Review Party Dot Com

Three weeks from now, I will be harvesting my crops. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so. Hold the line! Stay with me! If you find yourself alone, riding in the green green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Gamer Girl Heaven, and you’re already fragged! Today the boys discuss Legend of Zelda noises, going on a People Tour, barehanded casserole scoopin',...

The best hangover breakfast? Some say an "eggy in a basket". But just how does the hole get there?  You don't WANNA KNOW, MAN! YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW! In this episode the boys ponder such topics as: noodle legged bears, a rain of stuffing, The Parable of the Stolen Tylenol, The Mouse and the Ambulance, entire packs of lies, how to write the number four, Brad Pit's abs, Billy Blanks' Wikipedia p...

Brent's in the corner raving about God knows what again. Is he repelling all possibility of corporate sponsorship, or attracting them with some sort of foaming-at-the-mouth reverse psychology? I dunno man, at least the pizza's here. Today's topics include: taking a walk on the wild side, drinking with the boys a la the Fellowship of the Ring Prancing Pony scene, just leaving me alone to eat my reu...

Which oatmeal is the GOATmeal? I'll give you a clue, it's the kind with g-darn dinosaurs in it, big dawg! "WOOOOOOOOOO!"- Rick Flair In this episode you can find topics such as skunkmen, glorious Nippon steel pizza slicers, Adult Yoda: Pro Skater, Asap Ferg, the cat that eat the butter, and being a big spoon boy. Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

I think it's time for a little break from partying! Everyone grab some orange slices and suck down a little B and C vitamins, electrolytes, what have you, and get ready for round two. On this episode the boys discuss 10,000 rats and how much Brent likes them (it's a lot), [galloping noises], the finer points of liking seaweed snacks, The Chocolatiest Catch , soup, Billy Eyelashes, and The Gatorade...

I feel like I'm just rolling through this party, not in a bad way, like I'm on a rigging being pushed through with a camera in front of my face so its like I'm floating through the party blissfully. We had to pay the fx team extra for that. Today's topics include the lies capris tell, being a toad person with a giant tongue, shark leather, switch blade combs, The Bozo Buckets of Bad Celebrities, a...

The neighbors are crashing the party. Hey, brotherly love. Let 'em scream it makes the humidity better. On this episode, Brent has a head cold, but the boys still manage to chat about badass Kentucky kids, The Christmas Orgy, rubber ducks, Sissy Goodman, Segwaying too close to the sun ala Icarus, some cool nouns, Dunston checking In, and Weekend at Bernie Sander's. Want more party? Check it out at...

I was talking to my buddy Ricky and he says "HEY, how about we kick this party up a notch?" and reveals a bag of popsicle sticks. I said, "Ricky, are those some kind of drugs?!" He says, "No, get a load of this, Bubbaloo," (Ricky calls me Bubbaloo) and he just starts sticking 'em in things. Now we got a stick in the punch, we got a stick in the keg, we got a stick in the pool, we got a stick in th...

All this partying is getting me hungry. Anyone have some korn on the cob? I mean corn? I mean coЯn? Man, it's that time of the night I guess, everyone's getting a little loopy. We should probably cut back on the ooze. Today's topics include (but are not limited to) Brisk Half and Half: Secret of the Ooze ASMR, just boring sausage, cold smoke kisses, feeling like (dot dot) jumping off a cliff, dumb...

Oh no lads, the party is getting absolutely mental.  Did you see Brent's microphone take a gainer off the balcony right into the neighbor's pool? Jeez, that's no good. Please bear with us while he sorts out that situation, I'm sure he'll be back to normal quality next week. In the meantime, lets bring things down with some of the dulcet, other worldly tones of Joey Coco, accompanied by what l...

Here at Review Party Dot Com, when we say "spin that Bible, brother!" we, of course, are referring to the trailblazing album Sorry for Party Rocking (Deluxe Version) by the late, great LMFAO. This is the fifth episode of our humble party-on-tape, which corresponds to the fifth track on said album, Champagne Showers . Yup, it's gotten to that point of the night, people… Grab the soap and grab a pal...

Here lies Fuzzy Boy, Village Layabout and Expert Snorer. Do not weep for him, instead, enjoy a nice afternoon nap tied to a horse post in his honor. Then join us as we raise a glass.  In today's episode, topics include (but are NOT limited to) Harriet the Hedgehog, chicken flavored baseball bats, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Shorts, Mad Max: Iowa, the finer points of diesel exclusivity, Crazy Legs Dani...

Everyone is getting a lot closer the more time we spend together. And like any great party, this one only gets better the longer you stay. Jaws are dropping, robes are dropping - even the walls between us are dropping - but the beat. WILL. GO. ON.  In this episode we examine feral wolfchildren, snoozebooks, unenjoyable nudity, some sweet biscuits, a twist for Fagin, cologne-izing the air, and...

Welcome back to the Party! Sit back, relax, and if the mood strikes, take a nice dip - we mean the pool, not the queso - while Brent and Matt provide the entertainment.  In this episode we discuss water wigglers for your Wii, Dominope Rally, satisfied or a satisfiend?, fixing it in Post-it, the gator foot rabbit hole, and pining for grandpa. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.review...

Thank you for coming to the first episode of Review Party Dot Com! There are some hors d'oeuvres on the table, try the punch, watch out for Yelp, he's pretty cranky.  In this episode: The New Abraham Lincoln, the ghost Truck, No Target No Cry, VietSlinky, Ute-R-Us, and "Now This is a Knife Fight!". 5 STARS! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !