Review Party Dot Com

Every Reviewer down in Reviewville liked reviews a lot... But Evil Matt, who lived just south of Reviewville, did NOT! Evil Matt hated reviews! The whole review season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. I think the most likely reason of all may have been that his Amazon gift card was two sizes too small. Today's topics include: X-files Christmas Shopping, Alien Jeff Bezo's...

It’s beginning to look a lot like a cold blooded reptile! Today’s topics include Bob Newhart, fishnet business, sassy girls, launching yourself to Hell, Mad Cats, ziplock bags of guac, Mario 64 noises, toddlers, and screams of vengeance. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/!

I googled the lyrics for Despacito so I could write some great jokes for this description, but I forgot they were all in Spanish :( Today topics include hatchets, jello, the unlimited applications of pog slammers, getting hit on vicariously, being discreet with your juices, turkey basters, John Cusack, and raw, solid water. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/!

It smells like a Karen's haircut and last minute gift wrappings, that's right, tis the season to just hate everyone, especially your own family, and yourself. Wow, that was really more depressing to write than I thought. Have this funny podcast episode to make up for it. Today's topics include possible feral basement children, a lack of botany, The Grinch, imagination, a whole bucket seat, growlin...

Put a little caterpillar in the oven, 12 minutes later you got a pepperoni butterfly ripe for the picking. Happy Thanksgiving? Today’s topics include 0 carb turkey jerky, mafia feet, ointment, a bandolier of turkey drumsticks, extra thin tomatoes, onion air, wizardly antics, gaslighting total strangers, The Master of Disguise, and the Mayflower Police. Want more party? Check out https://www.review...

What are moms up to in the great white north? This week the party ventures out to find out just that. Today’s topics include a topological goober, Calgary, getting names of NHL teams wrong, rad incarnate, walking around like Robocop, white gumballs, Mona Lisa for the Nintendo 3DS, Paris Syndrome, little dope fiends on monkey bars, the banana slicer, Harold and the Purple Crayon, and crocodile deat...

Pandas poop around 40 times a day, on average. Today's topics include stomping things, good bridges, "hotdoggin'", radiating positive energy, ball handling, Buffalo Wild Wings, robots, burger octagons, Brent's freshman year roommate, Dick Shooter valley, flubber, and pooh bear. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/!

Well mutton my chops it's time for another episode of Review Party Dot Com! This show is very funny, very cool, very chill, very nice, very handsome, very party, very dot com! Today's topics include Miami Sound Machine, mediocrity, various kinds of deer calls, grunting, cleaving power, being a human pretzel, the corn pit, MacKenzie Bezos, Professor X's floating bobsled, a little boy in a big shirt...

Are you afraid of the review? After a year of delving the murky depths of internet and finishing them up for this podcast we are terrified of them. We are absolutely squeamish at the thought of what those things are capable of doing to a human psyche. So once again, we are here to present some of the most nightmare inducing internet material you can find, but this week instead of laughing, we’re s...

An encounter surely so exciting you’ll be hearing RPG battle music as soon as you lock eyes with the little bastard. Claws out, it’s time to party. Today’s topics include a go-go extend-o rake, revving up, Bloodborne, getting serious like when Ash puts his hat backwards, going through a lot of duct tape, kind of being in an abyss, cow dental details, speed and power, canned studio laughter on tape...

Imagine buying a Mr. Potato Head and it didn't come with eyes, a mouth, a moustache, a hat; nothing but ears, ears, and ears. You can't return it, you lost the receipt. You can't buy another, you used up all your savings for it. You're stuck with this cruel joke of a toy, little blue plastic ears sticking out every which way. That's what we call Hell, my friends. Today's topics include a digital e...

It's like being raised by feral wolves, then seeing a youtube clip of a scene from the Empire Strikes Back, and then going back to the wilderness. Today's topics include the Backstreet Boy's natural habitat, boyish sin surging forth, Pixar's Coco, Alaskan hockey moms, high cost of living (because of the vampires), intended puns, Foo Fighters Half Time Show, ampersands, fried onions, skull shaped p...

THIS IS MY CORN, THIS IS MY MAZE, YOU'RE IN IT, I OWN YOU, WELCOME TO AUTUMN SUCKER. Today's topics include that green can, tonic, when the petting zoo goes wrong, a festival hero, Buzz Lightyear, dinos getting blasted by meteors, sriracha (it's no big deal!), dangerous raw material: ketchup, a little assortment of ha-ha's, katanas, and the bird-muda triangle. Want more party? Check it out at http...

It's just not going good, okay? We're running low on water, holy AND alkaline, the catapult just isn't launching gored heretics like it used to, my feet hurt, I just don't think we're changing any minds and hearts here! I dunno man, I'm done. Today's topics include stretchy implications, woe, Machop, Machoke, and Machamp, spam spaghetti, this fuckin' snob, Terminator 2 pinball machines, the tooth...

I don’t have hobbies, per se, but I do love to get insanely livid. I just generally enjoy the feeling of my rage boiling over into furious madness. You can tell how good of a weekend I had based on how many new holes there are in my dry wall. What a laugh! Today’s topics include free-spirited shopping at Spirit Halloween, costume wigs, real trench coats, Gulliver’s Travels, a 1995 film staring Ant...

"How do you ask for a manager when its a website?" Today's topics include chili dog flavored energy drinks (yes I'm serious) and the origins of Dark Matt, little mantras, freshman dorm floor programs, where to hide your fire extinguishers, the room in the basement where all the shit goes, a child's new leather jacket, blue cheese, and Menards After Dark. Want more party? Check out https://www.revi...

You're telling me Kentucky fried this chicken? Like, the whole state? How many hands were on this bird?! If you can't even tell me that with a straight face than you can keep your damn 11 herbs and spices as well, you dead beat! Today's topics include Diary of  Wimpy Kid Land, loveguitar (one word), an Air Bud prison of man's own creation, tortilla cocoons, soap tasters, dragon balls, Impossi...

Most of all, there’s too many cat accessories. Litter boxes are an obvious offender, but then you got cat nip, harnesses, scratching posts, jingle bells, laser pointers, all types of brushes… Cats have more stuff than I do. Today’s topics include psychoactive pepper effects, salami subs, jack-o-lantern faces, sodium, Seinfeld, details, not pooping your pants, brain melting dumb boy video game para...

What are you looking for here, child? Some irreverent babble that may or may not be loosely related to the episode, followed by a loose list of bits and gaffs from the episode, then followed by a reminder that we have a website? Well, you came to the right place! Today’s topics include an IV drip of Mr. Pibb, Phil Woodman, some dark times for Frankie, stupid little Amish fireplaces, popcorn IQ, su...

A couple gentleman enter a dimly lit stage. The lights come up, they stand there motionless, yet exuding power, ready to burst forth with art and music; the art of laughter, and the music of comedy. Today’s topics include bread, facts, entire legends, chicken head guy, bomb bowling, wall beyblades, some deep seeded desires, scissors, great gifts for bar mitzvah, the very concept of grandmothers, k...

If my podcast made me a million dollars, I’d have a DeLorean. That’s right, a nice reliant automobile. Today’s topics include just delicious water, drain-o, mattress related calculations, Uncle Joey, one house, a little elevator pitch, huge ships, jinglers, good times at Yellow Stone, and the big blue ocean. Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/

This episode is like a yin yang where both sides hate each other. Is that just a normal yin yang? I don't think so, but listen to this comedy podcast episode for more insights into the matter. Today's topics include virgin bank accounts, the mind stone, Advice Party Dot Com, slapping water with pool noodles, the kilt lifestyle, snooty type ancestors, the Council of Brians, Praising Ben Stiller Par...

Just another episode of your favorite Podcast Show, on the internet! Wow! Maracas, maracas! I said bring out the maracas! Yeah! Swing those f*ckers around make some cool noises! Now bring in the sleigh bells, out of nowhere! It's not Christmas! This one's just getting wild, Cake 1998 style! Today's topics include: being demoralized, being embarrassed, pranking, suction cups, or tongues, or anythin...

Despite being drained of all comedy, the boys manage to clog this one up for your ears just in time. Not even The Green Globber can stop them! Today's topics include gangbusters, St. Louis Arch Eyebrows, naked steaks, being the Sherlock Holmes of reviews, Pokemon, you and 1000 imps, the Wall Drug, and trailer trash marriage arrangements.  Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpar...

We've been doing this podcast for a whole year! I could fill this description with schmoozing directed towards you, dear viewer who is reading this, but I'll let the hot and ready episode do the talking. Happy birthday Review Party Dot Com, and many more! Today's topics include disco infernos, Kevin McAlister's House, peanut butter, "Smooth" on repeat, whatever cults do with dead bodies, guilt, wa...