Review Party Dot Com

"How do you ask for a manager when its a website?" Today's topics include chili dog flavored energy drinks (yes I'm serious) and the origins of Dark Matt, little mantras, freshman dorm floor programs, where to hide your fire extinguishers, the room in the basement where all the shit goes, a child's new leather jacket, blue cheese, and Menards After Dark. Want more party? Check out https://www.revi...

You're telling me Kentucky fried this chicken? Like, the whole state? How many hands were on this bird?! If you can't even tell me that with a straight face than you can keep your damn 11 herbs and spices as well, you dead beat! Today's topics include Diary of  Wimpy Kid Land, loveguitar (one word), an Air Bud prison of man's own creation, tortilla cocoons, soap tasters, dragon balls, Impossi...

Most of all, there’s too many cat accessories. Litter boxes are an obvious offender, but then you got cat nip, harnesses, scratching posts, jingle bells, laser pointers, all types of brushes… Cats have more stuff than I do. Today’s topics include psychoactive pepper effects, salami subs, jack-o-lantern faces, sodium, Seinfeld, details, not pooping your pants, brain melting dumb boy video game para...

What are you looking for here, child? Some irreverent babble that may or may not be loosely related to the episode, followed by a loose list of bits and gaffs from the episode, then followed by a reminder that we have a website? Well, you came to the right place! Today’s topics include an IV drip of Mr. Pibb, Phil Woodman, some dark times for Frankie, stupid little Amish fireplaces, popcorn IQ, su...

A couple gentleman enter a dimly lit stage. The lights come up, they stand there motionless, yet exuding power, ready to burst forth with art and music; the art of laughter, and the music of comedy. Today’s topics include bread, facts, entire legends, chicken head guy, bomb bowling, wall beyblades, some deep seeded desires, scissors, great gifts for bar mitzvah, the very concept of grandmothers, k...

If my podcast made me a million dollars, I’d have a DeLorean. That’s right, a nice reliant automobile. Today’s topics include just delicious water, drain-o, mattress related calculations, Uncle Joey, one house, a little elevator pitch, huge ships, jinglers, good times at Yellow Stone, and the big blue ocean. Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/

This episode is like a yin yang where both sides hate each other. Is that just a normal yin yang? I don't think so, but listen to this comedy podcast episode for more insights into the matter. Today's topics include virgin bank accounts, the mind stone, Advice Party Dot Com, slapping water with pool noodles, the kilt lifestyle, snooty type ancestors, the Council of Brians, Praising Ben Stiller Par...

Just another episode of your favorite Podcast Show, on the internet! Wow! Maracas, maracas! I said bring out the maracas! Yeah! Swing those f*ckers around make some cool noises! Now bring in the sleigh bells, out of nowhere! It's not Christmas! This one's just getting wild, Cake 1998 style! Today's topics include: being demoralized, being embarrassed, pranking, suction cups, or tongues, or anythin...

Despite being drained of all comedy, the boys manage to clog this one up for your ears just in time. Not even The Green Globber can stop them! Today's topics include gangbusters, St. Louis Arch Eyebrows, naked steaks, being the Sherlock Holmes of reviews, Pokemon, you and 1000 imps, the Wall Drug, and trailer trash marriage arrangements.  Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpar...

We've been doing this podcast for a whole year! I could fill this description with schmoozing directed towards you, dear viewer who is reading this, but I'll let the hot and ready episode do the talking. Happy birthday Review Party Dot Com, and many more! Today's topics include disco infernos, Kevin McAlister's House, peanut butter, "Smooth" on repeat, whatever cults do with dead bodies, guilt, wa...

Remember when Pixar was cool and did those fake outtakes during the credit roles? This episode is kind of like that, except there's a thunderstorm in the background and we had to walk to school 15 miles in the snow, both ways. Today's topics include "foompers", the full spread, Jackson Galaxy's guitar case, a tidal wave of hot grease, apologetic belligerence, lost children, Six Flags Great America...

Can I sub my beef for tofu? Or else? Today's topics include wounds, the T-rex, healers (spiritual and others), absorbing light, Cubone's dead mom, meat products, waffles, old dirty basement books, darkness, and pringles content. Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com

We're bringing those knees so close to your chest you're going to feel your heartbeat in your ankles! Clutch those babies CLOSE. Today's topics include veiled threats, bundt cakes and bundtlets, Adam Sandler's less successful friends, off the cage slam shows, mind palaces, razzleberry, classic internet video powerthirst, and everything (in bacon fat). Want more party? Get it at https:///www.review...

I know a Bigfoot, and I think he loves his wife more than anything. Take it from me! Bigfoots be squeezing, mainly! Today's topics include dry counties, the Baconverse, Macho Man Randy: Hotel Savage, the slimey butterfly effect, natural propane springs, on-gridders, nerd summer camp, Man-Whore: Origins, and gundams. Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com

I know it sounds crazy, but you have to try it! Today's topics include ticks, American Public Schools, razorblade cars, baby Matt, sick and deplorable people, little chickadees, Tamagotchi Fax History Report, Australia, molten hot jams and jellies, Snacket VII, creepshows, and the perfect fart chamber.  Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/

This is how Ariel found the dinglehopper. Today's topics include the Burger King Stacker Wikipedia page, having a meaty morning, being scared but also impressed, flyover children, a dwarven overlook, Twilight Zone but hosted by Ashton Kutcher, Mac n cheese farms, Whoopi Goldberg and abstinence, the holy sizzle, and being a part of a great community (of addicts). Want more party? Find it at https:/...

Something wicked this way comes, and they're going to cover you from your ankles to your buttcheeks.  Today's topics include tightly packed meat tubes, factory standard toilet settings, gummi bear Hell, perforations, butt skulls, drip, three-star husbands, Malört, "randoms", having a ranch dressing soul, and authentic movie quality Godzilla masks. Want more party? Head over to https://www.rev...

We've reached it! The climax! Today's topics include the perfect gift for teens, elves, Tommy Pickle's bare midriff, Pikablu, The Handsome Gamer™, 3D data of the world around you, the ol' "lemon oopsie", Stephen King, Megaman-style power stealing, aggressive babies, Lil' Willy Wonka, laser feet, Achilles' mom, butt-like cheeks, Georgia O'Keefe, Sir Mix A Lot type giant asses. Want more party? Head...

Sweep the leg, except it's a mech and you're sweeping the leg with your cute and primitive log technology. Today's topics include little speedy monkeys, waking up with ball hair, having literate children, explicit hot sauces, pinky problems, elation, duck dynasties, and ultra money. Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ 

TV is just better when you're watching it somewhere else, especially if you get some cool new channels. Today's topics include playing fetch with the website "Amazon", daddy the longlegs, sucking fast, red slash cyan glasses, retinal rivals, rods and cones duking it out, Billy Zane, Duane "Dog" Chapman, and yakuza in the sauna. Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/

Sometimes, you just sniff! Today's topics include baby shoes, perverse opinions, worm holes to the snot realm, problem gamblers, the Cartoon All-stars, Optimus Prime's Gambling Problem, werewolf germs, sipping, The Full Tomiko, milk, fun fridge activities, and not joking. Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com!

Sucking poison off your love one's cold lips. Biting your thumb at nerds. Having crazy parents. Balconies. Dudes named Mercutio. Just some Romeo and Juliet type shit. Today's topics include feeling like a newborn baby, camping at a monkey statue, Zeus turning into piss, real Croc stories, scary scenes, fat Ghibli villains, the prettiest frogs, Nat Geo, Jabba the Hut, Yelp's Unusual Activity Alerts...

Treat yourself to some stuff between some bread, along with some comedy listening for your ear and brain parts! Please, sandwich it up!!! Today's topics include: white noise scented candles, Lush, anime jet fuel nosebleeds, explaining the ins and outs of hooping and sticking, bringing back jacks, a Review Party sleeper cell, a review Wayne Gretsky didn't write, smelly salts, melon soda (again), Ar...

Consider those fishes mongered; Pablo is ON THE CASE. Today's topics include: loins, The Picture of Dorian Gravy, known kickers of nuts, tripod chairs and other such assailants, Out Back, whole German summer sausages, hampsters dancing, a little thing for big sasquatch, oompa loompas with little tear tattoos, grandpa stuff, puddles of technology, digimon, and Tim. Want more party? Check out https:...

We're a couple-a cucumbers in the frozen tundra providing you with very cool jokes that only boys as cool as us could make. Today's topics include: throwin' nerf howlers, crotch jokes, 500, exploding heads and cybernetic implants, purples shades, waking up like a caveman, a lot of slop left unslopped, begging Tooshy to sponsor us, Taco Bell refried bean sauce, and endless Godzilla roaring. Snacket...