Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

This is why I stay at hotels and not Airbnb. Approachability: 1/10 (Not at all for the horror squeamish. Nope. Not one bit.) Content Warnings: Home invasion, blood/stabbings, jump scares Up Next: Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/frankenstein-meets-the-wolfman RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor &...

[ominous singing in a foreign language] Approachability: 9/10 (Stage-play scary; not really horror movie scary) Content Warnings: burning witches; knife sacrifice; general misogyny Up Next: The Strangers (2008) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-strangers RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on...

This week, we have: the Mystery Machine, a Confusing Mermaid, and Freaky Country Folks. Approachability: 7/10 (Most of the horror here is in jump scares and creepy faces) Content Warnings: Child abuse, general creepiness, jump scares, zombie-ish gore Up Next: The City of the Dead (1960) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-city-of-the-dead RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.c...

The Cenobytes are probably really into Wordle. Approachability: 2/10 (Maggots and roaches and blood, oh my!) Content Warnings: Gore, Body horror Up Next: Shake, Rattle & Roll 2k5 (2005) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/shake-rattle-and-roll-2k5 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to N...

The hockey mask debut-eth. Special Guest: Kyra Sims https://twitter.com/lilymischief Approachability: 4/10 (It's a slasher: it's a creeper doin' creative kills) Content Warnings: Jump scares, Lots of knife murders, Gore Up Next: Hellraiser (1987) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/hellraiser Patreon Live Show (May 14): Goodnight Mommy (2014) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/goodnight-mommy Rando...

"Demons" is Italian for zombie-vampires Approachability: 2/10 (Gory zombie/vampire/demon hybrid w/a bitchin’ soundtrack) Content Warnings: Extreme gore/violence, Body horror Up Next: Friday the 13th Part III (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/crystal-japan AND Hellraiser (1987) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/hellraiser Patreon Live Show (May 14): Goodnight Mommy (2014) https://www.justw...

Man, fuck these kids... AND their corn. Approachability: 6/10 (Splattery but not gory; scary but not tense) Content Warnings: Knifings; child death; animal death; religious fervor; jump scares; Up Next: Demons (1985) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/demons-1985 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their wor...

Sometimes more is less. But sometimes more is MORE. Approachability: 4/10 (A stylish smorgasbord of tropes and traumas) Content Warnings: miscarriage, sexual assault, dissociation, unreality, violent murder, suicide, self-harm, imprisonment, abortion, ableist epithets/tropes (down syndrome), blood/gore Up Next: Children of the Corn (1984) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/children-of-the-corn Ran...

Where's Waldo? But make it creepy. Approachability: 7/10 (More of a family drama and mystery thriller, but those ghost faces are cree-py) Content Warnings: Ghostly images; Sexual relationship w/teenager Up Next: American Horror Story: Murder House (2011) https://www.justwatch.com/us/tv-show/american-horror-story-freak-show/season-1 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collect...

Mike's Hard Disney Cartoon Approachability: 9/10 (Violent but still a kid’s movie w/ a happy ending) Content Warnings: Cartoon animal death Up Next: Lake Mungo (2009) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/lake-mungo Live Stream Apr 16 3pm: The Thing (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/thing-the  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & C...

And the Oscar for Doing The Most goes to… Approachability: 9/10 (More of a campy thriller than a horror.) Content Warnings: Gaslighting Up Next: The Secret of NIMH (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-secret-of-nimh Patreon Live Stream Apr 16: The Thing (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/thing-the RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jef...

Don't read about it. Don't worry about being scared/grossed out. Just watch it. Approachability: 9/10 (Smart, complicated, and fun comedy) Content Warnings: Lots of fake-looking Blood/Dismemberment Up Next: Hush… Hush, Sweet Charlotte (1964) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/what-ever-happened-to-cousin-charlotte RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Je...

Just say no to blood, kids. Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders Approachability: 9/10 (Artsy Fartsy; not Scary Mary.) Content Warnings: Lots of Consent/Non-consent dialogue; Blood Up Next: One Cut of the Dead (2017) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/one-cut-of-the-dead RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor...

Never trust neighbors or actors. Approachability: 7/10 (Tense scary, not gory scary or jumpy scary.) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Gaslighting Up Next: The Addiction (1995) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-addiction LIVE SHOW Mar 19 @ 3pm ET: The Fly (1986) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-fly RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey...

The first year of high school is always the roughest. Approachability: 5/10 (Super violent (but also super fun) proto-Hunger Games) Content Warnings: Child death; gore; suicide; reference to child sexual abuse Up Next: Rosemary's Baby (1968) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/rosemarys-baby RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Bal...

She's my mother's sister's girl. Special Guest: Gennifer Hutchison https://twitter.com/GennHutchison Approachability: 4/10 (Weird and disorienting more than scary) Content Warnings: Sexual assault, Incest, Domestic abuse, Creepy/Disturbing imagery Up Next: Battle Royale (2000) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/battle-royale RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no...

Everyone has that super annoying little brother. Approachability: 1/10 (Gory, scary, violent, tragic, creepy, dumb. And kind of non-stop about it.) Content Warnings: Gore, Jump scares, Domestic abuse Up Next: Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/twin-peaks-the-movie RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor &...

A good plumber is hard to find. Approachability: 3/10 (Creepy ghost child; Child death; Jump scares) Content Warnings: Bloodless but still a nightmare starter kit Up Next: Malignant (2021) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/malignant-2021 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Val...

Whitney believed children are our future, but she never met THESE kids. Special Guest: Andrew Scahill https://www.adscahill.com/ Approachability: 8/10 (It's classy but scarier & more disturbing than you think) Content Warnings: Descriptions of Domestic Abuse, Suggestion of Child Sexual Abuse, Creepy kids, Child death, Jump scares Up Next: Dark Water (2002) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/dark-w...

Spoiler: the sneering, lion-poaching, French aristocrat turns out to be the baddie. Approachability: 8/10 (Intense like a thriller, not scary like a horror film.) Content Warnings: Rape/Incest, Animal death/harm; Blood/gore; Racist Language Up Next: The Innocents (1961) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-innocents-1961 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9...

The piranhas escaped enclosure by swimming through the plot holes. Approachability: 6/10 (Goofy but plentiful gore) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Aquaphobia; Child death Up Next: Brotherhood of the Wolf (2001) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/brotherhood-of-the-wolf RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of thei...

What to expect when you're expecting (a werewolf baby) Approachability: 8/10 (Horror fairy tale w minimal scares) Content Warnings: Child death; Animal Death; One scene graphic gore Up Next: Piranha (1978) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/piranha RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to...

Come here and let mommy clean you up. Approachability: 6/10 (Psych thriller with a body horror climax) Content Warnings: Body horror; Child harm; Emotional manipulation; Jump scares Up Next: Good Manners (2017) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/good-manners LIVE PATREON SHOW Jan 15 @ 3pm ET Ravenous (1999) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/ravenous RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://t...

I swear I did NOT SEE what the NAZI did. Approachability: 2/10 (So tense, so bloody) Content Warnings: Graphic violence, Neo-nazis Up Next: The Brood (1979) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-brood RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Log...

Thinking of going vegetarian? Start here. Approachability: 1/10 (The mouth noises are a lot, but so is the body horror) Content Warnings: Cannibalism, graphic abortion, miscarriage, child death, incest, body horror Up Next: Green Room (2016) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/green-room RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin...