Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

Parents just don't understand Approachability: 6/10 (Killer doll fairy tale) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Creepy doll faces Next Week’s Film Patreon Live Stream 7/11 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night...

The Central Park Zoo is hiring security guards Approachability: 9/10 (Tense but very approachable classic thriller) Content Warnings: Animal Death; Sexual Harassment/Manipulation; Jump scare Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instag...

The people you meet on vacation (are the worst people you know) Approachability: 4/10 (Visually twisted thriller about The Worst People) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @Random...

The classiest episode of Chopped yet. Approachability: 5/10 (Stylish but gory cannibal story) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Cannibalism Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents...

Is there a queer read on this film? Let's get into it. Approachability: 10/10 (Not a horror, but it sure freaked out a lot of kids) Content Warnings: Flying monkeys Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are...

Hope you're earning points for this stay Approachability: 7/10 (PG-13 haunted house) Content Warnings: Photos of blood and gore; Jump scares; Child death; Heights; Roaches Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9...

No one is truly prepared for this Approachability: 1/10 (Not at all for the squeamish) Content Warnings: Strobe effect; Extreme Blood/gore; Torture; Suicide; Child abuse/torture (non-CSA); Jump scares; Home invasion; Creepy demon thing Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 P...

Cocaine, fashion, and murder Special Guest Brie Williams Approachability: 5/10 (Fashion-forward but still violent) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of...

What are we going to do tonight? Same thing we do every night. Approachability: 6/10 (Wholesome comedy about a zombie apocalypse) Content Warnings: Blood/gore Next Week’s Film Patreon Live Stream 5/16 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @R...

The Devil went down to Philly… Approachability: 6/10 (Thriller that's heavier on tension than blood) Content Warnings: Suicide; Heights; Jump scares; Child death; Blood Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We...

Cleanup requested on aisle 2 Approachability: 4/10 (Monster-packed splatter fest) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; Giant spiders/bugs; Suicide Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Nig...

Ask your doctor if Zombinol is right for you. Approachability: 4/10 (Gory & nightmarish & very very 80s) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore; Gloopy gloppy zombie stuff; Torture; Spider; Snake Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd,...

It's Temu Grease 2 Approachability: 10/10 (Wholesome, jukebox musical) Content Warnings: no content warnings Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad ch...

The Bad Seed learns magick Approachability: 8/10 (Bratty kid horror) Content Warnings: Blood/murder; Child death; Jump scares; Gaslighting/Manipulation Next Week’s Film Patreon Live Stream 4/11 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHo...

Go make a ladder out of bread Approachability: 9/10 (Art house folk horror slash black comedy) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn mo...

Kung Fu Master vs Zombie Vampire Mummy Special Guest: Symphony Sanders Approachability: 8/10 (More kung fu action comedy than horror) Content Warnings: Actual animal death (chicken); Blood/gore; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Lett...

Groovy. Special Guest: Andrew Scahill Approachability: 4/10 (Schlocky, funny, and brilliant splatter fest) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night V...

Everytime We Meet for Ice Cream Your Whole F*cking Face Explodes (2024) / All My Friends (2025) / Forklift Driver Klaus (2000) / Box Fort (2020) / The Oldest View Part 3 (2023) Shorts Playlist Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin Approachability: Varies: a couple silly/bloody and a couple creepy/suspenseful Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Creepy faces/images; Jump scares; Strobe effects Next Week’s Fi...

Hold my cigarette. The most cursed song: Pluffnub's version of The Spice Girls' "Wannabe" Approachability: 6/10 (Gory but arty movie that’s more vibes than scares.) Content Warnings: Noisy Jump scares; Sexual assault; Blood/gore; Witch burnings Next Week’s Film Patreon Livestream 3/14 Playlist for Friday the 13th RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work o...

Is that chocolate milk, Becky? Recipe for the unholy Bacon Snack Bars Approachability: 8/10 (Bloodless horror/whodunit/dark comedy) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Creepy masked killer Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @R...

Who's a good boy? Approachability: 1/10 (Super gory, scary, and sad. It goes there and beyond) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; Child death; Suicide; Animal death Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror...

Eventually, the bill comes due Lena Pott's Magic Mike XXL essay Approachability: 7/10 (Child murder; Genocide; Anti-indigenous racism) Content Warnings: Slow burn bottle movie where the ghosts are less scary than the people Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTu...

Suspense (1913) / EYE SCREAM (2023) / The Moths Will Eat Them Up (2025) / Fist of Jesus (2012) / Cargo (2013) / La cabina (1972) Approachability: varies (Variety of shorts, mostly mild scares with one comedic gore fest) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Stalking; Suicide Next Week’s Film Patreon Live Stream 2/14 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Wel...

I'm sorry. Did you say "glory hole?" Approachability: 6/10 (Slow burn haunted house story that has a tense final act) Content Warnings: Creepy imagery; Jump scares; Child sexual assault; Transphobic plot point Next Week’s Film Patreon Live Stream 2/14 Short Films Playlist for this Friday the 13th RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Nigh...

Angels smell like ham. Approachability: 7/10 (Bloody but not scary; Fits noir-thriller, not religious-horror) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Imagery that hints at suicide and Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorro...