Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

New phone. Who's this? Approachability: 5/10 (Tense (but not overly gory or jumpy) thriller about child abduction.) Content Warnings: Parental child abuse, Child abduction/imprisonment, Violent bullying, Bloody murder Up Next: Blood Quantum (2019)  Nov 19 Live Stream: Over the Garden Wall (2014)  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to N...

Hey Random Horror 9 listeners, so I, Jeffrey Cranor, and Joseph Fink have a brand new fiction podcast. It's the first we've made together since Welcome to Night Vale.  It's called UNLICENSED, and here is episode 1: "The Detective of Citrus Avenue." All episodes of Season 1 are available right now at audible.com/unlicensed. So if you sign up for their 30 day free trial, you'll have plenty of time t...

Who's a good boy? Is it you? It IS you! Approachability: 3/10 (It’s a war movie but with werewolves.) Content Warnings: Graphic Blood/Gore; Animal Death; Jump scares Up Next: The Black Phone (2021)  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd,...

A post-WWII German village in Chile? That seems perfectly fine, and not sinister at all. Approachability: 9/10 (Beautiful, stunning arthouse creepfest) Content Warnings: Disturbing abstract visuals; Cultish emotional abuse; Based loosely on true story of a village run by a child-sexual-predator and Nazi soldier. Up Next: Dog Soldiers (2002)  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Ba...

Please. Call me Sam. Mister Hain was my father. Approachability: 4/10 (Not a lot of scares. But plenty of weird/gory practical effects. ) Content Warnings: Gory/creative deaths, Child death Up Next: The Wolf House (2018) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon...

Leave the horse. Take the clown truck. Special Guests: Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror!  Approachability: 9/10 (Super campy B-movie) Content Warnings: Gross creatures; Animal death; Suicide; Loud scream-scares; Sexual assault Up Next: The Wolf House (2018)  Oct 31 Bonus Ep: Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)  LiveStream Oct 29: Pulse (2001)  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor &...

"Where's it at, Monistat?" Approachability: 6/10 (More satirical than scary) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore, Violent Misogyny Up Next: The Day of the Triffids (1962)  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are...

How hard is it to hide from a tractor-trailer? Approachability: 5/10 (TROMA movie on a cocaine budget) Content Warnings: Animal death; Child Death; Tight Spaces; Blood/Gore; Jump scares Up Next: Jennifer's Body (2009)  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon T...

What's more realistic? The cartoon snake or Jon Voight's Paraguay accent? Special Guest: Jen Brown https://brownrecluseproductions.com/ Approachability: 8/10 (Super goofy CGI 90s B-movie) Content Warnings: Animal harm; CGI Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Suicide Up Next: Maximum Overdrive (1986) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/maximum-overdrive-stephen-king RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Crano...

"Mommy, where do kittens come from?" Approachability: 4/10 (Weird, tense and super gross revenge tale) Content Warnings: Sexual Harrassment/Violence; Body horror; Eating disgusting things; Graphic animal death; Jump scares; Creepy monsters/figures. Up Next: Anaconda (1997)  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Gra...

Let's give Heather some love. Special Guests: Pablo Escobar & Paul Jordan of the Scared Gay! podcast   Approachability: 6/10 (Very tense, but mostly bloodless, found footage classic) Content Warnings: Lost in the woods; Brief, explicit gore; Shaky cam Up Next: Brand New Cherry Flavor (2021)  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night...

Don't sleep and drive. Approachability: 8/10 (Bollywood thriller w/low budget SFX but high budget musical numbers) Content Warnings: Jump scares/sudden loud noises; Gaslighting; Domestic violence; Suicide Up Next: The Blair Witch Project (1999)  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwi...

Wait… what? Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin https://twitter.com/griffski Approachability: 8/10 (More fever dream than horror film) Content Warnings: Jump scares, Blood/gore, Sexual assault, Racism, Hitting a child, Abortion Up Next: Raaz (2002)  Patreon Live Stream (Sept 11): Eyes Without a Face (1960)  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on We...

They for real filmed a zombie fighting a shark. Approachability: 2/10 (Super gory and campy zombie-fest) Content Warnings: Extreme blood/gore; Domestic abuse; Racist voodoo tropes Up Next: The Visitor (1979)  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Le...

Special Guest: Glen Cullen https://flinchingwithdelight.com/ Approachability: 8/10 (Comedy meta-horror, not that scary, but very heart-felt) Content Warnings: Blood, jump scares, parental death Up Next: Zombie (1979)  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Tw...

Not for the faint (or even the strong) of heart. Approachability: 1/10 (Intense and explicit. Could be very triggering re: sexual assault & child abuse) Content Warnings: Graphic sex; Graphic sexual assault; graphic child sexual abuse; graphic genital mutilation Up Next: The Final Girls (2015)  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Nig...

Never look a tonguehorse in the mouth. Special Guest: Dan McCoy https://whiskeyflicks.com/ Approachability: 5/10 (Gory but also 80s-style campy) Content Warnings: Sexual assault; suggestion of incestuous relationship; blood/gore Up Next: In the Realm of the Senses (1976)  Live Stream Aug 13: Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Ba...

You're *such* a gemini. Approachability: 6/10 (Stilted, but campy/fun splatter flick) Content Warnings: Animal death, child death, jump scares, blood/gore Up Next: Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter & Instagram...

Busby Berkeley in the Amazon Approachability: 10/10 (G-Rated monster picture) Content Warnings: it's as approachable as anything Up Next: Madhouse (1981) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Pres...

Always read the contract. Approachability: 4/10 (Tightly-wound imprisonment thriller.) Content Warnings: sexual assault. stalking, gaslighting, suicidal ideation, imprisonment Up Next: Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patr...

A strong case for eyebrow-threading and Invisalign Special Guest: Symphony Sanders Approachability: 9/10 (Both of ‘em: classy and spooky.) Content Warnings: Spookiness, Blood-drinking, Anti-semitic tropes (1922) Up Next: Unsane (2019) Patreon Livestream (July 16): House on Haunted Hill (1959) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts  Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night...

The nail in the coffin of the 1990s Rom-com Special Guest: Janina Matthewson https://twitter.com/j9andif Approachability: 1/10 (It’s a brilliant film, but it is brutal.) Content Warnings: Child abuse (potentially sexual); Graphic torture; Animal death; Blood/gore. Up Next: Nosferatu (1922) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/nosferatu RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/colle...

I'll just have a salad. Thanks. Approachability: 7/10 (Horror-light; but still a dark comedy touching on tough things) Content Warnings: Date rape drug; Imprisonment; Torture; Cannibalism; Misogyny; Body Horror Up Next: Audition (1999) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/audition RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find m...

Hellraiser on a space ship. Approachability: 3/10 (Super gory ghoul-fest on a spaceship) Content Warnings: Blood/gore, Body Horror, Suicide, Existential Horror, Jump scares Up Next: Fresh (2022) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/fresh-2022 Patreon Live Stream 6/27: Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/tucker-and-dale-vs-evil  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! htt...

Welcome to the Wolf Man Cinematic Universe Special Guest: Angela Pierce http://twitter.com/AngelaPierceNY Approachability: 10/10 (Some people die, I guess?) Content Warnings: (none) Up Next: Event Horizon (1997) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/event-horizon-1997 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their w...