Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

Don't waste time on broody ex-boyfriends. Approachability: 5/10 (More tragic than scary, but still a few blind corners & creepy visuals) Content Warnings: Suicide, Sexual Assault, Jump scares, Knife attack, Home invasion Up Next:  Dumplings (2005) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/dumplings RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Ba...

You think your N95 mask is uncomfortable... Special Guest Brie Williams https://twitter.com/briezillionaire Approachability: 7/10 (Creepy more than anything, but also spikes in a face) Content Warnings: Grisly death/grisly corpse, General creepiness Up Next: Rift (2017) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/rift-2017 Livestream, Dec 18 @ 3pm ET:  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco...

Zombies be shoppin'. Approachability: 5/10 (So much blood and gore, but it's not super real-looking) Content Warnings: Lots of blood & gore (low budget looking); Child death Up Next: Black Sunday (1960) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/black-sunday-1961 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Wel...

ET fucks around and finds out. Special Guest: Andrew Scahill https://www.adscahill.com/ Approachability: 4/10 (Very funny but also very scary and very gory.) Content Warnings: Graphic Blood/Gore; Child death; Animal death; Racial profiling Up Next: Dawn of the Dead (1978) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJTmrNK92aQ RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: J...

There's no reason to own a clown doll, okay? Approachability: 3/10 (More gross than gory. But very gross. And spooky as all get out) Content Warnings: Body horror; Creepy haunting shit; Jump Scares; Clown Doll Up Next: Attack the Block (2011) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/attack-the-block RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil...

Sure, their food is okay, but what does Pizza Hut think about abortion? Special Guest: Joseph Fink https://twitter.com/PlanetOfFinks Approachability: 5/10 (The bone & fingernail breaks are intense, I guess?) Content Warnings: Animal death; Blood; Jump scares; Claustrophobia; Up Next: Poltergeist (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/poltergeist RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://top...

The key word here is "experimental." Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders Approachability: 9/10 (More arthouse than horror film) Content Warnings: Suicide Up Next: The Pool (2018) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-pool-2018 Livestream 11/13 3pmET: It Follows (2015) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/it-follows RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topato...

Spoiler: in the end, it turns out Connecticut is terrible. Special Guest: Angela Pierce http://twitter.com/AngelaPierceNY Approachability: 7/10 (No blood/jumps. TW for manipulative relationships) Content Warnings: Gaslighting, Misogyny, Domestic Violence Up Next: Ganja & Hess (1973) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/ganja-and-hess RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collect...

"What the fuck am I doing? I don't know." - John Carpenter, on writing this film. Special Guest: Tyler Jensen https://twitter.com/thetylerjensen Approachability: 4/10 (Lotsa blood & slasher-y tension) Content Warnings: Stalking; Knifings; Jump scares Up Next: The Stepford Wives (1975) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-stepford-wives-1975 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco....

It all depends on how much you like Sondheim. Special Guests: Stacie Ponder & Anthony Hudson https://www.gaylordsofdarkness.com/ Approachability: 9/10 (It's a stage show. Not horror film-scary at all. But some CWs) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Suicide, Up Next: Halloween II (1981) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/halloween-ii-the-nightmare-isnt-over AND The Stepford Wives (1975) https://www...

I'm not sure this is a union-sanctioned theater retreat. Approachability: 8/10 (Silly, low budget. Minimal scares, blood and creep-factor) Content Warnings: Sudden and sustained loud noises Up Next: Sweeney Todd (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/sweeney-todd-the-demon-barber-of-fleet-street-1982 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Crano...

LA Crime Noir meets Clive Barker gore Approachability: 4/10 (The gore might be off-putting; but no real jumpscares) Content Warnings: Intense gore, Cult Imprisonment Up Next: Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (1972) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/children-shouldnt-play-with-dead-things RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cec...

Kids, don't have kids. Approachability: 10/10 (Campy, stagy. Not scary at all, maybe a touch creepy) Content Warnings: Suicide (off-screen), Child death Up Next: Lord of Illusions (1995) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/lord-of-illusions Live Stream Sat Oct 9 @ 3pm ET: The Empty Man (2020) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-empty-man  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.co...

Let's explore ALL the found footage tropes! Special Guest: Janina Matthewson https://twitter.com/j9andif Approachability: 6/10 (Lots of scary masks and creep fests, but not overly gory) Content Warnings: Suicide, Disturbing imagery, Domestic Assault, Dead Animals Up Next: The Bad Seed (1956) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-bad-seed RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/...

An early 00's British comedy matryoshka doll Approachability: 9/10 (Brief hyper-comedic gore; no real scares to speak of) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Mention of child death Up Next: Noroi: The Curse (2005) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/noroi-the-curse RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work...

If you're gonna bleed, be fabulous about it Approachability: 6/10 (Slasher with lots of stylish, fake blood) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Lotsa blood, Home invasion/Stalking Up Next: Garth Marenghi's Darkplace (2004) https://www.justwatch.com/us/tv-show/garth-marenghis-darkplace RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (F...

The medium is the messiah. Approachability: 4/10 (Lots of gory body horror, but done with really cool 80s practical effects) Content Warnings: Body horror, Workplace shooting, Self-harm, Suicide Up Next: Tenebrae (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/tenebre Live Patreon Show on Sept 11: Pontypool (2008) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/pontypool RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https:/...

Perfectly absurd; Absurdly perfect Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin https://twitter.com/griffski Approachability: 7/10 (The excessive blood & violence is ridiculously cartoonish) Up Next: Videodrome (1983) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/videodrome RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their w...

The campy NY art-noir you didn't know you needed Special Guest: Noah Fecks https://www.instagram.com/noahfecksisawesome Approachability: 7/10 (Non-gory crime thriller with slasher elements) Content Warnings: Stalking Up Next: House (1977) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/house-1977 Burnt Offerings (1976) - Patreon Liveshow Aug 28 @ 3p ET https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/burnt-offerings RandomH...

It's a tough watch, but don't lose your head about it. Approachability: 1/10 (Tragic as hell, gory, creepy. Lots of headlessness.) Content Warnings: Child death, Suicide, Self-harm, Body Horror Up Next: Eyes of Laura Mars (1978) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/eyes-of-laura-mars RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil...

Sure! I'd love to go murder camping again! Special Guest: Adal Rifai https://twitter.com/adalrifai Approachability: 4/10 (Not super bloody, but lots of jump scares & knives to faces) Content Warnings: Jump scares, Lots of knife death Up Next: Hereditary (2018) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/hereditary Patreon Livestream Aug 14: Burnt Offerings (1976) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/burnt-of...

The Matrix meets Twilight meets Anton Chekhov Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders Approachability: 7/10 (It's a violent action film, rather than gory horror.) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore, Child endangerment, Jump scares Up Next: Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/friday-the-13th-part-2 and Hereditary (2018) https://www.justwatch.com/us...

Diminishing returns in this horror anthology Approachability: 4/10 (Pretty basic horror tropes, but still bloody and jumpy) Content Warnings: Slasher-style gore/blood, body horror, jump scares Up Next: Night Watch (2004) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/night-watch-2004 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (F...

The title contains a complete plot summary. Approachability: 8/10 (Not scary; not gory. Kind of creepy but mostly silly.) Content Warnings: Creepy clowns, mild jump scares Up Next: Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/tales-from-the-darkside RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil B...

Your standard coming-of-age cannibal flick Approachability: 1/10 (The graphic gore & intense body horror is A LOT) Content Warnings: Animal Harm, Body Horror, Blood/Gore, Hazing Video clip of the Aggie Band: https://youtu.be/bdkYMYBH-GI Up Next: Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/killer-klowns-from-outer-space July 24 Patreon Live-Stream Ringu (1998) https://w...