Radio Free Tote Bag

WOooooo ohhh yeaaa it's that liminal space between xmas and new years, we've got Deanna Machi from the The Worst Week Yet with us, and everyone is drunk except Dono who is stone cold bullshit sober. A classic dynamic! We discuss words for cold, hear a couple embarassing dating tales from Deanna, and then we answer exactly two questions lmao:   In an LDR for 4 months after a long friendship and rea...

It's that time of year again folks - we've got our dear friend Dylan with us, it's cold, and we're talkin santa and relationships. So grab a cup o nog and a yule log come with us it's Radio Free Tote Bag.   A listener implores us to revisit animorphs | An update from LDR Aussie and they're getting married!! | A listener followup on forgetting about orders reveals some of us also have severe adhd |...

haha so I kept forgetting to post the episode because I had to watch School of Rock with Korla so sorry it's late!   Donovan and Audrey embark on a quest to defeat their question backlog (unplanned) and answer your questions in this shamble to the finish line. The holidays are almost over folks. We're gonna make it!

Picture Audrey - she's blasting clouds, and we're appearing out of the clouds, and we've got Sandy Frizzle back with us this week! We talk smokin, the youths, parking lot sex, and more embarassing tales before getting into your questions! Here's what we've got:   Getting into online sex work - is social media expertise a necessity? | Working 50 hours a week on top of taking care of a kid while you...

Hoowee we are fighting the bad connection demons today folks which is very annoying cause we have a great first time guest, it's Violet Valentine! And so we're talking gaming up top, we're hearing a fantastic embarassing hookup story, before diving into an incredible question box this week, here's what we've got:   VORE TOWER DEFENSE GAME vore tower defense game how to explain to partner? | How do...

Folks, we're heading into Thanksgiving and we just moved and we're tired. So we're taking the week off for the main show and unlocking a modern classic, our talk with Jim E. Brown!   Please enjoy! Follow Jim on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/artist/6DeLyy3rTPFUgp2jDnKBKR?si=vJF1rFh8SA2frI_5NcCakA Listen to Audrey's Digimon podcast she does with her Partner, Korla! https://data-transfer.castos.c...

Welcome to RFTB where I have created the worst bit of all time bc we're both moving and our brains are broken. And yet, luckily, we have Tony Boswell with us this week to help us turn that bit into gold and answer your relationship Qs! Here's what we've got, and NOTE watch out for a trigger warning about halfway thru:   Ass eating etiquette - should you clean your mouth? | Crush on a friend but ot...

Shh! Ha ha, just playin listener, it's a hilarious bit on account of we have Jay and Justin from Library Punk podcast with us! And we're havin a goofy ol time up from with two embarassing date stories before getting into your questions. Here's what we get into:   Wanting to watch your favorite show with you're partner but they keep cracking jokes the whole time | Dennis follows up | Dating someone...

Spooky szn is over! WELCOME TO HOLIDAY HELLLL jk we're having a great time cause we've got comedian Andie Basto with us in the RFTB Industries Studio! We talk large ceramic pumpkins and hear an embarassing dating story before getting to yalls questions here's what we get into:   Wanting to get some unethical past actions off your chest | What's up with orchiectomy what's recovery like | How to kis...

Welcome to AA! The hottest halloween and letter A themed game show on the web! And we've got special contestant Alex Ptak returning to the show to face off against Audrey in a battle for the A-ges. Place your bets, settle in, and also we answer questions like always:   Feeling like the odd one out in the friend group after a spooky cabin trip | Is it weird for 27yo to be attracted to 35yo lady?? |...

Ok due to a mixup at the scheduling factory and also the "our personal lives" factory this ep got big delayed but goddamn it is worth the wait because what a banger. We have Aaron Thorpe back with us! We catch up on Aaron's dating life, Liz Truss, and nuclear annihilation before answering your listener questions:   How to get into group sex with your partner? | Getting people to stop violating you...

Just chill! Seems easy, but takes effort. Luckily for us and our question askers we've got relaxation expert Nate aka @Vrunt back in the studio with us! We catch up, talk partner cohabitation and couples' costumes, and then we answer your questions:   How to relax in the face of a monolith of stress | A follow-up to the cumming too fast question - now it's the opposite problem! | Getting into bein...

Howdy buckaroos we've got Maria back with us this week and we're rip-roarin to answer your questions, check em out:   How to better support your friends with mental health challenges | Encountering a penis for the first time, how to broach the subject of not being experienced without causing dysphoria | A listener skit   Thanks again to Maria for joining us! Follow her on Twitter @Sandernista412  ...

Whelp, that intro could've used a couple more test runs but what are ya gonna do? Welcome aboard gang, another week on the Tote Train and an extra special one on account of we have Alex from Haus of Decline joining us! And since Alex was on the bonus last time we gotta hit him with the classic embarassing dating stories ask before going completely off the rails and then hitting your questions, her...

Squirt is pee apparently but honestly who cares. Oh hey I didn’t see you there! It’s RFTB, we’re reading some news at the top, and we’re stoked to have Aiden Arata back with us this week! We catch up with Aiden on her recent engagement before getting into your questions:   Partner is being super weird that you, a NB person, are wearing a suit to a wedding | Bag-el or bay-gel and a ruse | Therapist...

AHHHHH pardon the musical screaming I was having a bad time! Fully stood up by a therapist like an hour before this, we hate it. But we are stoked regardless because we're hanging out with Sophie and Frannie from Girls Like Us, returning champions and all around wonderful folks! And so we all talk bad therapy experiences before performing good therapy by way of answering your questions, here's wha...

You heard me right, I'm the Queen now! Save me or whatever! Welcome one and all and what a week to record this one. Luckily we've got Jake Flores back in the studio with us to discuss the fallen monarch, his dating life, and your questions! Here's what we get into:   Trying to get a vanilla partner into some kinky shit that's important to you! | Should you go to a wedding when the bride is directl...

Hoowee we're excited this week on account of we've got Alex Goldman of Reply All with us! We discuss Alex's feeling after the end of the show and loss in general. Then, your questions!   We've inspired an LDR between listeners! But how to stay connected from afar without spending too much money? | Partner's got a oral fixation goin that's ending up with them spittin soggy cotton balls during sex |...

Howdy gang we're here, we're clear, we're recording a podcast with friend of da show Olive aka @old_lotion! And she's introducing the show, what is this upside down world? No it is merely the hub of good times known as Radio Free Tote Bag and it's an extra good time this week! We talk about dissociation, whether Dono should get a moped, and hear an embarassing dating story from Olive before gettin...

What's crackin' Tote Land! It's Audrey here with a special lil thing for your ears! Friend of the show, partner of the me, Korla and I have been cookin' up a new show called Data Transfer and I'm so excited to debut it on the RFTB Main Feed! It's a transfeminine reading of the Digimon Adventures anime, starting from the very beginning, which is where you are now! Look for weekly episodes over at d...

Big announcement week! Audrey is dropping a new podcast and Dono has two cats in need of adoption! DM us if you're near Chicago and want sweet cats!   In other big news, we've got Amber Rollo from Low Culture Boil with us! We talk Love Island and FBoy Island with Amber before hearing an embarassing date story and Dono learns what a meetcute is. And then? Question time!   Surrounded by friends who...

We were joined by Alex from Haus of Decline for a uproariously funny bonus episode. For instant access to this episode and over 80 more head on over to Patreon.com/RFTB

Return of the Sav! We're stoked to have our friend and very funny comedian Savannah White back with us! We catch up, discuss a job that might be some kind of front, and get some real good dating stories before answering your dang questions, here's what we get into:   Feeling like you're in a queer-platonic relationship but the other half doesn't exactly agree | Sister has an extremely shitty trans...

Dear listeners I come to you this week in brain pain. My beloved nicotine has been taken from me by the powers that be (my will to be healthier). And so I'm not the sharpest I've ever been but luckily we have Kumars Salehi with us again to help answer your questions! We catch up with Kumars and then we get into it:   Long time partner does not wipe properly and it's causing some gnarly issues | Tr...

Yeehaw folks it's RFTB, we've got Dylan with us, and we've got a full ass question box this week. We chat, Dono tries to awaken, and then we hit a particularly full Q box:   Sex dreams and their relationship to your sex life | Ever have to fake an orgasm while be-penised? | Partner has been clearly underwhelmed by sex but is claiming everything is fine | Relationship starts with good sex but anxie...