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Woooo it's a weird one this week we're goofin all over the place and goofin with us it's @doinkpatrol, returning to the show! We talk dog names and a very specific final fantasy thing for some reason, all lucky sevens babbbyyyy and then your questions:   How much of a red flag is wall punching? | How to break up with partner whose job is destroying them but they won't quit? | Follow up on dating a...

Folks it's a very special episode, we have Brendan from Wheatus joining us and he was a breakup support person for Dono! Great dude! So we have a lovely catchup, we talk breakup, and of course we get an embarassing story. And then, you guessed it, questions:   Being a "wingman" for a friend keeps being a shitty time | Opened up your relationship and your partner like immediately outed you as bi |...

We're kind of renegades over here and we're stoked this week to have musician Robin Hatch joining us! We chat renegade shit and music, hear a painful dating story from Robin, and then we answer your questions:   Feeling completely burnt out | Should you date a narcissist? (In this case no lol) | Is polyamory a mistake (no) | Have we ever been in a distance relatioship that actually worked out?   T...

The fun part is putting them together and painting them, and the fun of this episode is that we have Merritt K with us! Big fun! We wonder how one goes about finding a Warhammer GF, resulting in a lengthy discussion of nerd shit. A listener asks how to maintain friendships with new people when it feels like things just fall apart. We discuss gender dysphoria after sex reassignment surgery. Also, i...

Folks! Some technical issues this week for like the first third of the episode but we got it figured out. We're joined by one of our favs it's Aiden Arata! We catch up, we get relationship updates, breakupdate, and then your questions:   Coworker bein shitty and now it's impacting you | Moving very very slow in a new relationship | Have connected with a cashier at a place you're a regular at, wher...

WOOOOO! We're in the hate phase of the breakup! And yet the energy is fantastic this week on account of we've got @BirdRespecter with us and jesus fucking christ this is one of the most brutal embarassing stories we've heard. No spoilers. We talk Bluesky, recent breakups, Caleb's tragic tale and then your questions:   Trying to date after spending your life with effectively one person | Who is mos...

Heyooo it's standup energy Dono's in a hotel and forgot the tripod! We're holding the mic we're putting hand on da wall! And this week's its a special Zoom episode (intermission every 30 mins bc it's the free version) and we're joined by the very lovely @awlivv! We're talkin breakup update, we're talking embarassing story, we're talkin OnlyFans, and then we're answering your questions:   How to ha...

Howdy gang!   We're very excited to be joined by Kristi Yamaguccimane of Twitter and JortsCenter fame! We discuss dating in a friend group, being cock-blocked by the ghost of your spouse and dating an addict in recovery. Heavy stuff!   Follow Kristi Yamaguccimane on Twitter! @Wapplehouse  Listen to his podcast!  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jortscenter/id1552720070 Subscribe to our patreo...

This is a wild episode. I (Dono) went thru a breakup two hours before we recorded this episode. Doing the show is healing to me and so what better time. But our poor guest this week, cartoonist Alec Robbins, was on for the first time at our most chaotic time. And yet he rolled with it and was awesome. So we're talking breakup up top, and then our normal show progresses. We talk Mr Boop, Alec's oth...

Yeehaw! Shit continues to be bad! We're going through it STILL but we have an oasis of good times here on the show and it's extra good on account of cartoonist, podcaster, creator of Swan Boy Branson Reese is here with us. We're talking board, we're talking stress, we're talking Branson's work, we're talking eels, and of course we're hearing an embarrassing dating story before getting into your qu...

This week! Returning champion Vic Berger is back on the show! We're very excited, we catch up with Vic, and then talk a whole lot of mental health this episode because it seems like everyone is going through it right now. But that means we aren't alone! Sending good energy to all of ya, here's what we get into:   Dealing with existential dread after dealing a pile of rough life events and newly si...

It's db time! We're hyped this week to have Michael Hale from Your Kickstarter sucks joining us to answer your questions! And for some reason half of them involve cleaning? You'll see what I mean. Before that we talk hair disaster, hearing old episodes of your own show, and an embarassing dating story from Mike. And then it's question time:   Partner hair clogging the hell out of the drain oh no |...

Welcome one and all, it's this week's RFTB and we're joined by our Twitter friend @ohtazer! We're all sleeping badly this week (I'm still sleepy writing this) and so we talk about that and MORE and then questions: How to convey you have good politics on a dating app profile - or should you? | An update from the person with the shitty mom being shitty to their wife | How to tell a partner they're v...

Time flies, holy smokes. Thanks for being with us for our fifth year! And so we're celebratin and we've got Kath Barbadoro back with us to help! And it's an extra special episode thanks to one of yall who suggested we read listener embarassing stories and boy howdy we got a bunch. Also a question! And an update cause Dono goofed with the highlighter!   Thanks again to Kath for joining us, we love...

Tragedy continues to strike in the Dono household but not on the show because we're very excited this week to be joined by Stefan and John from Blocked Party! We talk lube disaster, Canada, learning to drive at 33, and of course embarassing dating stories from our guests. Then? Your questions:   Relationships always ending at the six month mark and feeling like it's because you're depressed | New...

Holy shit we're so excited to have Max from Eve 6 with us but the whole intro of the show is sabotaged by Donovan's cool VPN that they need to watch Love Island UK. But we disable that! We figure it out! And we get into a very good episode. We hear about Max's relationship history and an embarassing story from performing before we get into your questions:   Question in a blender | Not jiving with...

Oh thank god you found us! We've been a mile underground and we're desperate for sunlight and happy to be free. And we've got returning champion Katie Rose Leon with us we're going KRL modeeee and so we're catching up, we're talking about depression, and Steely Dan. And then it's you're questions:   Dating poly people as a mono person | KRL boyfriend voltron | Converting to judaism to get a big as...

I'm sayin it up front: fantastic energy on this ep. 10/10 real good times cause we've got cartoonist and podcaster Beetle Moses with us! We've got a new sound drop, we've got a bullet vacuum, we've got bird talk, and we hear about a great dud of a date from Beetle. And of course, your questions:   Friends say you're too mid for dating apps what to do? | BeetleJuice cancelled | Is Harris single? |...

Ok it's a scene tonight: Audrey is heartbroken, Dono has a rad ponytail, and we're joined by the one and one JUNIPER from Western Kabuki podcast and twitter shitposting fame. Also GOONERS! We discuss all of this, we hear a fantastic bad date story, and then we answer your questions:   Have a date planned with a coworker but starting to think you're not into them | Bad twitter sex scene takes - wha...

That's right Audrey is out this week but our good friend @farbsy is with us! We catch up, I realize I thought that Grease was Hairspray, and then questions:   Navigating incestuous friend group drama. In Spokane! | Did we ever poop ourselves? | Funny or romantic valentine best? | Partner got ya a sweet gift, how to repay? | Recently ended LTR where you lived together - be alone or get out there?  ...

It's a full crossover ep! We've got both Alex and Stephen from Haus of Decline with us this week which means it's gonna be a grand ol time. We catch up before hearing an incredible embarassing date story from Stephen. And then it's question time:   Friend keeps getting nausea but refuses to take medication for it | Dad has an online girlfriend on facebook and it seems to be a genuine thing but you...

Hello howdy we're very excited this week on account of we've got musician podcaster extraordinaire Howell Dawdy with us! We talk nicotine addiction and quitting, about Howell's show Fast Track, and then hear his embarassing dating story before getting into your questions:   Who is The Boy?? | In a loving hetero relationship but feeling longing towards an old friend and thinking you may be bi | Lov...

Yeehaw buckaroos, from Twitter and Western Kabuki podcast - we've got the one and only @WhackNicholson with us! And we're stoked, we're chattin at the top - shared Newgrounds porno experience, a twin RFTB that sells meat apparently, and of course an embarassing relationship story. And then? You already know, it's your questions:   Coworker might have overhead you say "I want to die" and a lil worr...

Gang I'm gone off that bucatini this week and so we're in riff city at the beginning and so luckily we've got comedian and onlyfans-er extraordanaire Megan Graves back with us! We talk albatross wings and wife horror, get a lovely update on Megan's dating life, and then hop into your questions:   Have become part of an activity-based friend group but feeling left out from hangs outside the activit...

Alina's endo surgery donation link - thank you for your support: https://gofund.me/36f0a0f1   Folks! We're extremely excited this week cause we've got host of Bizarre Beasts and SciShow Sarah Suta with us! We talk to Sarah about her extremely cool work, lasers, and a failed cave date ending in a small town road trip. Then! Questions!   When and if to intervene when your friend is living in squalor...