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Ho ho ho ho ho neighhhh whats up gang it's holiday time and as is tradition we've got our dear friend Dylan with us! We're talkin holiday shit, we're talking ungulates, we're hearing a nice dating life update from Dylan, and we're answering your questions here's what we get into:   Split between two potential partners who both want monogamy | Nice words for us and also what’s some growth we’re pro...

Folks! Audrey is out this week due to Holidays but Dono is holding it down and we're got an excellent guest this week, Rory Uphold from Crimes of the Heart podcast! We chat about our shows and religious shame around sex, hear an excellent embarrassing relationship story and then it's question time:   How to support a depressed partner when their material conditions are bad and out of their control...

WOOOO what's up folks it's Totesday it's another week and we're joined by returning guest and friend of the show and partner of the Audrey, it's Korla! We get a dating update, we get a laryngitis health update, we hear about misogynist vore, and then it's question time:   Getting back together casually with a former romantic partner and it's good but is that good? | Is the relationship losing its...

Folks! It's a wild one this week, our dear Audrey is down with laryngitis and so is Producer Audrey this week - hittin the soundboard and occasionally chiming in with the RASP! Luckily we have Josh from The Worst of All Possible Worlds as guest host and we're stoked to be joined by our friend Mo (@bongineer on Bsky) returning for the main ep! We hear a great embarassing relationship story from Mo,...

Folks! Happy holiday times, we've got a special episode this week with actress, teacher, and one of my favorite people in Chicago Sarafina Vecchio! We talk about the worst foods Audrey could eat on mic, dating after getting married too young, a truly heinous date reveal, and then it's question time:   Lovely update from the person who asked about dating someone with autism | Family your parents cu...

Howdy folks it's a brand new week in THE TOTE ZONE! And this week we're stoked to be joined by returning favorite @JUNlPER and we're catching up, we're talking about Elon personally banning the Juniper AI, a breakup, and how all billionaires are soulless and miserable. Also it's a relationship show and we answer your questions here's what we get into:   Your kids love the zoo but your wife wants t...

Wew gang! Welcome back to the Hotel Donofornia where this time Dono got stuck in an elevator for an hour! Wild times but luckily we are joined by returning guests Kayte and Leslie from Fangs For The Memories podcast. We talk about The Incident, our recent dating lives, and then we get into a record number of your questions for a guest episode:   Buffyverse Boyfriend Watch | Is it kosher to rematch...

WHATS UP WTFERS AND WTFETTES?? Have we done that bit yet? It's unclear! But what is clear is we're stoked to have Brynn Nieboer back with us on the show where we're talkin about slickies, Mio, Brynn's recent dating times, but NOT discourse! We will never do discourse! But we will answer your questions here's what we get into:   Coming out as trans to your bigoted parents while you're stuck living...

This episode is SO DRY and tonight, we're cleaning out the Q box! We did about a million questions so I'm not going to do these in order BUT here's what we get to! How do you effectively negotiate your emotions when what you need to share is hard for your partner to hear? Especially as a relationship nears its end? | How to navigate dating when you're demisexual? | $60 ceramic pumpkins?? WHO?? | H...

Giddy up and yeehaw pardners, we're stoked this week to have Drew Toothpaste of dasharez0ne and Everything Is Real fame! We hear an all-timer embarassing dating story involved THE 9/11 before getting to your, the listener's, questions. Here's what we answer:   Dating an autistic person and having trouble conversationally | Navigating an open marriage when your kids and your partner's kids all go t...

Foooolks Dono here in DA BIG APPLE and joing in person by our good friend KRL. We talk my Quorators appearance, the state of kink dating, how we're all doin, caltrops, and then questions. Not in that order necessarily. Here's what we get into:   Getting ghosted often and unsure why this is happening | But at what cost | How to make yourself more approachable to other people? Should you? | What is...

Help I'm stuck under the stairs mate! Oi guv me muggles! We've got Anne Dersley here with us this and we're talkin Harry Potter for some reason and also Anders' famous ability to have a girlfriend! So we do that and then questions:   Friend is wanting chaos, consciously, how to help them out? | How to get out of bed when depression is paralyzing you? | Lost all your friends in the divorce, what to...

WOO! Extendo mode! We've got A.J. Ditty from The Worst of All Possible Worlds podcast with us this week and we love him and so it's the longest ep we've ever done. We talk vanity plates and wedding musicals and embarassing tales and then it's question time:   Feels like your partner is gonna propose and you're a lil nervous | Still not over ex after almost a year, will it ever get better? | Gettin...

Folks! We're excited this week to have Ash from Horror Vanguard podcast with us, a certified extremely good dude. We talk ectoplasm and the worst first date of all time and then we hit your questions! Here's what we get into:   Why do people want to fuck ghosts so bad | Parents split recently and are asking you, their adult child, for dating advice and you don't love it | Dating and socializing wh...

FOLKS! We're stoked we've got Josh from The Worst Of All Possible Worlds with us, hot off our appearance last week where we took intense psychic damage watching Kirk Cameron's fireproof! We talk vulnerability, evolving relationship dynamics in a healthy way, and of course an embarassing dating story. And then it's questions:   Partner's mom went through trauma recently and you've ended up as her c...

Vroom vroom indeed! We're very excited to be joined by Brian Regular from Regular Car Reviews to talk about Audrey's recent automotive investments as well as coming out in your 40s and performative dating.    Next, listenter questions!   Should a 24 year old bisexual man who's never dated men before break off a long distance relationship for the opportunity to date men? Even if this man's career w...

Ow oof ouch my leg! What's up gang I got injured but the show NEVER DIES so we're here this week with returning champ Jake Flores! We talk about body problems, Jake's LDR and move, cicadas, and then we answer your Qs:   A comment about our recent Seroquel talk | Should you reach out to a long time friend who's gone dark on you and ask what's going on? | Dono looks like Winslow from The Lighthouse...

WOOOOOOOO HIGH ENERGY! We had to reschedule the guest this week so instead the guest is US being UNHINGED! It's bit city, it's question city, it's even sincerity city at one point! Note: TW for suicide talk at the 30 min mark. Here's what we get into:   Our lovely friend KRL asks about what it's like doing a show with a romantic partner and if she should | Extremely heavy breakup and isolation tak...

Folks! We've got Luisa Díez returning to the show this week, first time with all three of us in a while! And we go long on this one, talking on an extended intro about brain disorders and the psychology of bad guys. Then it's question time:   What to do when a partner or friend or loved one falls into MLMs | Job is giving you overhwhelming panic attacks and no credit | A goddamn LOTR joke | Horse...

Listen it got stuck in our heads and it's like a virus, we had to spread it to our guest this week our dear homie Alex Ptak from Quorators. It's goofy time at the top and then we hit your questions:   What is cumballs? | How to navigate having sex when you have a roommate and are new to this whole sex thing | What's up with the mystery binder at Alex's place? | Dating a woman but it doesn't seem l...

Pedialyte yum yum! Protein pizza so good! Welcome back to the show gang we're unhinged out the gate because we have the hilarious April from Girl God with us to banter and answer your Qs. We talk Jackass, protein powder, April tells a very sad dating story, and a very happy current relationship status! We defeat the technical difficulties dragon! Then it's question time:   Partner is credulous to...

Greetings and salutations dear listener. Gather close and heed the words of your beloved hosts and their delightful guest this week, author of Enlightened Transexual Comix and other fine works, Sam Szabo!   Thrill at the thought of your boyfriend affecting "Las Vegas Swagger!" Witness as we tease apart a difficult question about the fetishization of transfemme genitalia and how one approaches a co...

*Church bells ringing* It's a somber occasion this week. Jk but we are talking about death, as we have Aries Jo from Death Curious with us! We talk about the detrimental cultural norms around death in the west as well as our own thoughts on the Big End and what we want done with our remains. And of course Aries hits us with an embarassing dating story of a brand new type for the show. Trigger warn...

What's good in Toteland? We're back once again with a banger episode featuring our good friend Tony Boswell from Minion Death Cult!   We talk golf, skipping straight to the sweatpants phase of a friendship, The Simpsons tattoos, curiosity about sex without a whole lot of visceral desire and best opening lines!   Check out Minion Death Cult on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/7F0pSqcmrk74SORI...

Smoke week continues, we did this after the bonus cause we had a scheduling issue with April but she'll be on next month! And so we're enjoying a good old fashioned just the two of us riff fest and also some very heartfelt discussing on some tough questions from yall, here's what we get into:   Partner passing a lot of gas due to a medical issue and feeling hurt when you laugh | How to find cis gu...