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Kath Barbadoro joins us once again for a fun-filled party down! Is self-deprecating humor unsexy? WTF Do about annoying coworker? How do you deal with the sexual side effects of Lexapro and Adderall, as well as the sexual changes brought about by gender-affirming hormone replacement therapy? How do you eat it from the back if you think her butt is less-than-appetizing? Also, a listener follows up!...

Except it's super not! Liam Anderson was talking about his old Tinder bio! We're also joined by Liam's lovely partner Rin! A few listeners say really sweet things, Audrey does a Donovan impression, we examine a listener with a strange habit. Talk about concern trolling! Audrey almost nails a tongue twister, a listener wonders if they'll ever find love and we finally settle a long-standing Pennsylv...

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Soggy July begins! We're goin ham with guests this week and first up, returning to the show, it's our friend Obsidian from The Bellowing Pines! We talk about beer ads, Audrey's poly goodtimes, and ask Sid how their dating life's going. And then? Questions.   When will steampunk be cool again and also steampunk sex toys? | Feeling body conscious before going to the beach with friends | Are NBs hete...

Howdy gang, we've made it to the end of dry June, barely. We're angry, you're angry, but hopefully we're putting some decent energy out there. Tl;dr fuck the entire supreme court. So we talk about that a bit and also Lifehouse for some reason. And then it's the question box plus some reddit questions this week, here's what we get into: Having trouble with feeling shame when you can't make your par...

Dear god Beach Dono is out in force, Audrey's runnin high on that hotness, and we're both ready to answer some mf questions. We talkin clubbing, gender, and goddamn sea specimens before hitting that question trawler, here's what we get into:   Working thru your sexuality after being raised in the LDS church | SOME SMALL PENIS LOVE | Asked somebody out but they're super sarcastic and not sure where...

Hola! Dono is back at last, jetlagged as hell, and Audrey is sick but we're ready to get back in the pod saddle cause we've got questions to answer! We chat about travelling and how we been doin before hitting the ol question caja and here's what we get into:   Two weeks after sudden dumping and still feeling like shit | A fan in Sweden is having trouble making friends due to social anxiety | FUPA...

Greetings, Totebaggers! Donovan is not here, but we've got James Asher from That Thing with James! We tangent so fkn hard for so fkn long, then we discuss differing speeds of emotional development, a very sweet listener follow up and a relationship with libido issues. You can listen to James' show here! https://www.youtube.com/user/jimjack87   You can subscribe to our patreon here! https://www.pat...

I regret to inform you that it's Tooth Time. Also we talk about crows! And then CONTROVERSY in the question box?? Here's what we get into:     Someone thought our dear friend Daddy was too harsh to long texters | Having trouble getting aroused at all by vanilla sex while new to the whole sex thing | Guy Fieri cunnilingus controversy | Bringing a lil gift to a first in person date after talking for...

Uh oh! Due to a mixup at the listener factory the question box is off the goddamn rails this week. And I was already comin in hot with the return of Embrace Debate! So this is a wild one folks, but luckily we've got our good friends and returning guests Dylan and Garrett Geilenfeldt to help us weather the storm. Here's what we get into:   Will yourself to "no horny" | If the US balkanized, which r...

Ribbit ribbit gang! We're feelin amphibious this week on account of we've got FROG OWNER (and also podcaster) Kennedy Cooper with us! And so we have some frog chat before Kennedy tells us a truly chaotic embarassing dating story and then we get to ya questions:   Getting past small aggravations that are turning you off of pretty much all potential dates | An update on getting past a sexual anxiety...

Woooo it's an eventful week! Running into exes, llifting weights, sending butt sweat pics, being in hell. But also good vibes as our energy is on a dang rocketship on this one. Here's what we get into:   Welcome to Gamer Chat

RFTBMDC folks! We've got Tony and Alexander from Minion Death Cult back with us this week for another full-strength crossover episode and so we are very excited. We catch with the MDC boys and are blessed with an early Cat Spotting before suiting up and hitting the mf question weights, here's what we're lifting this week:   An update from the "dirty job" question asker | New platonic friendship wi...

A hootenanny, even. What's up Tote Friends we've got Luisa Díez from Why You Mad back with us both this week! We catch up with Luisa, talk about our dating lives since she was last on, and then get into questions! Here's what we've got this week:   Text response etiquette with your partner | How to find a community for "Nerd Shit" that is not chock full of assholes and chuds | Thinking you're nonb...

FOLKS! 200! 200 glimmering, wonderful episodes in the bank and we've loved every second! Even the continuous blunders! And they certainly don't stop this week cause it's a dang party in her and we're extra excited cause we've got Andrew Hillary back with us! We talk show history, penis surgery, and some good news! And then questions:   Made some Discord friends but worried people in the server hat...

This week! We're recordin early and Dono is very tired. And yet... What's this? The debut of a brand new, mind-expanding segment? That's right it's EMBRACE DEBATE! Where we tackle the hard hitting issues. Or something incredibly dumb, who knows? Only one way to find out! And then it's question time:     How to take oiled-up nudes without gettin oil all over the damn place | How to find a dom partn...

Goddamn it's good to be back gang, Dono made it thru the covid bad times and is rip roarin to go this week. And we're extra stoked cause we've got author and host of Low Culture Boil podcast Rax King with us! Rax tells us about her work and a good ol embarassing dating story about a braces-involved hickey before we get to your questions! And here's what we got:     LDR partner unwilling to have a...

What's happenin' Tote Land? Donobless has the roni and is mad fatigued. Other than being tired and congested they're in good spirits and we wish them a speedy recovery. BUTTTTTTTTTTT THE SHOW MUST GO ON and so for that reason we perservere, and what a show to miss. Aiden Arata and Audrey go deep on some powerful questions and absolutely nail it.   How to satisfy sexual desires in a long-distance r...

Top o' the morning listeners, I have the dumbest thing stuck in my head this week and I'm gonna tell you about it incessently. Also Audrey's back with a couple anecdotes and we're joined by Xavier from The Bellowing Pines! And then we answer questions:   Audrey gets dragged over Mad Men knowledge | Some positive feedback for Audrey's magic want recommendation! | Realizing you are mommy in a new re...

Folks! We're very excited this week cause we've got comedian and OnlyFans creator Megan Graves with us! Megan tells us an embarassing relationship story involving cursed toilet eye contact and we discuss dating as a sex worker. Then it's mf question time and we've got some great ones this week:   Seltzer addiction commiseration | Struggling with arousal with long term mono partner and not feeling...

Look, we're sorry. We didn't mean to talk about Elden Ring for 15 minutes but we did because it is our life. So hit like 15:00 if you're not a cool tarnished like us. But hey it's mf question time after that and here's what we've got this week:     Advice for coming out to your parents | Feeling imposter syndrome as a bisexual person who hasn't "proven" their identity | Breaking a soda addiction |...

Folks! We're a lil under the weather this week but we're feelin DRY! It's a dry folks this week and so we do a segment from the Patreon bonus shows before hitting your Qs! What we got in this here box?   A follow-up to the muscular women question! | Moved in with LDR gf in her city, need to make friends but not getting her support | How to enhance a man butt? | A sweet message from Not Korla   And...

Giddy up gang it's Tote Time! And this week we're joined by Leslie and Kayte from the Fangs For The Memories podcast! And so we talk Buffy, two particularly heinous date stories, and go a lil off the rails exoskeleton style. Also questions:   Breaking out of the ED anxiety cycle | Advice for a 30yo virgin | NOMME DE CUM | FMK vamp edition | Pre flight anxiety after getting hormones to transition |...

Goddamn folks I had like a sleepless headache for this one and it shows! Immediately! But thru the power of teamwork we beat this thing. And we're backed up by our guest this week, from Beep Beep Lettuce and Generation Loss and many other things, Bryn Niebor! We hit Bryn with our new patented question "how's your dating life?" and hear a wild hookup story. Then we hit your questions:   Friend chem...