Radio Free Tote Bag

If a Mormon touches a boob, can he be saved? Maybe we should just take it simple. How do you find out how old someone is if you're interested in dating them? A gentlesir could ask some open ended questions and potentially find out, as long as she doesn't just like assholes. Official RFTB Declaration "Don't date your cousin." "If I don't feel horrifyingly insecure every minute of every day, how do...

Howdy Tote Gang! We are fucking stoked this week to have Simpsons-remixer and music-makerer Dankmus as our guest, talking to us all the way from South Australia! We interview him about his music, The Simpsons, his most awkward date, and some quality Straya topics. Then he sticks around to answer your questions. Here's what we get into: - A couple questions about Dankmus and The Simpsons! - His GF...

Holy shit folks it's full tilt bizarro hellworld this week cause

Welcome to Tote Land where fancy lads drink fancy wines from fancy containers! Max Farber of the band Sweet Tooth joins us to answer some relationship questions and more importantly, share Canadian pizza jingles. Max speaks on his Russian girlfriend from some years back and some spookiness that went down with her. We move onto the relationship questions, beginning with a FriendzoneTM where an adul...

Folks, this is one International-Ass Tote Bag-Ass! We have Marijam and Rowan from London-based, Youtube series Anarcho Agony Aunts, and we discuss bodily fluids and a whole bunch of questions. And it's episode 69 so you know it's gonna be a good one. Because it's the sex number, folks. Folks. Alright so question wise here's what you get: - Married dude goes to a strip club, after talking to his wi...

What's good, Toteland? In this episode, we explore the origins of ass eating in the western world and them cheeks just turn into two big Christmas hams like in a Daffy Duck cartoon. We answer an embarassing question from Reddit and condemn a man to hell. We scour the floor for tokens at Dave and Buster's. Our good-ol' question box takes us to the ~=FRIENDZONE=~ where we evaluate JEFF's performance...

It's Radio Free Tote Bag and boyyy it's a weird one. We come in hot with an /r/relationships post that went viral on Twitter about a women's in-laws and their bizarre obsession with mouse figurines. V spooky. Then we talk an age gap in a relationship where a guy's college age partner keeps going to frat parties, despite previous bad experiences, and so the guy is all panicked about it. Question bo...

Becky Pettigrew is here, the question box is overflowing, and we get into Arthur's BACKSTORY. Questions? Yes. Here they are: - Are you the asshole for pushing back against your husband's dumb-as-fuck baby name ideas? No. - How do you deal with your partner's wealthy family when you're not so wealthy yourself? - Question to us: what cocktails represent our sex lives? - What do you do when your rela...

Misophonia Warning: We open with me chewing very professionally. And then we get into some shit. Folks, it's Radio Free Tote Bag and here's what we talked about this week: - Wealthy dude seems to have stolen your girl's heart, what's up with that shit? - How do you let your partner know you need to sleep alone for a night without hurting their feelings? - You had an emotional breakdown and got ups...

Yeehaw, Buckaroos, we're back from our hiatus! Both of us aren't feeling great but hey we're out here trying and I'd like to think we're succeeding. Check it out: - You're an exotic dancer in a relationship, ya told your SO's parents and now his weird-ass dad is coming to your club and staring you? Call us, we'll crowbar him. - The third segment in the question box butt pee trilogy. - Your friend...

A man of many talents with here today, it's Lake Markham! Former Bald Chocolate Man and Current Bald Internet Man (and musician), Lake's here to talk about his work AND answer your questions! Relationship-related or otherwise. Buckle in, let's do this. We talk about Lake's background, Japan, how he got into music, how he ended up on the fuckin Filthy Frank Show, and of course, his worst relationsh...

It's RFTB BB what's poppin? Well a pretty weird one off the bat and then some other weird ones. Let's get to it. - Internet friend turns out to be stalking you because you were kidnapped as a kid? This is a spooker. - You took your bf's virginity. Now what? Anxiety, apparently. - How do you date older women as a 21 year old guy? Big lol. Then the question box brings us a compliment. Oh yea. Also a...

Heyo folks we've got superfan and friend of the show Charlotte with us to answer questions and talk activism for reproductive rights! Given the recent legislation in Alabama, we encourage you to get involved. Links to the nonprofits we discuss are at the bottom of this description. How bout the questions though? Well... - Self conscious about boob size and your BF is making it worse even though hi...

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Howdy folks it's Radio Free Tote Bag this is episode fifty friggin eight and we're feeling weird but we're feeling good. What do we have goin on? Well let's see... - Mysterious hole has appeared on the ass end of TWO pairs of your boyfriend's briefs. He's bein real weird about it. What gives? - You got a crush on a girl at work but you don't know how to shoot your shot. What do? Then we got a BIG...

Well folks, we accidentally rant about enabling centrist bullshit. But we also talk about relationships. Because this is a show about relationships. Here's what we talk about: - Arthur got the wrong order and we're very hurt. We discuss bland ass food. - You found cigarettes that aren't your partner's brand. In his ashtray. He's also being weirdly specific about laundry. Surpicious? - Your BF is s...

Good news folks, this week Picky aka Bicky aka Becky aka Rebecca and now aka Pinchy is BACK with Dono and he's stoked about it. You might even get to hear her make a run away noise! Arthur's got some tales from retail for us too and I feel personally attacked by it. So what have we got? - What do when your husband is doing weird sneaky penis enlargement? - Hobbies with SO? Rock climbing, next. - H...

Welcome folks, here's what we've got for ya! From Reddit: - What's up with romantic feelings dying? It seems sudden sometimes what's the deal with that weird shit? - Butt joints. - Whoops you accidentally told your work friends about your kink and now they're memeing you to death what do? Then we've got two questions in the Q Box! - A sweet friend of the show telling us nice things. - How was Arth...

Bad news folks, Arthur bought THREE goddamn Natty Daddies. They are strong and bad. Just like Donovan B) Anyways Arthur's fighting these daddies WHILE we take on your questions. And the question box is very full this week so strap in. What do we have first? A woman who did some camming in the past. Should she tell her SO about it? And then how do you go about having personal time when you and your...

Yeehaw buckaroos it's another Radio Free Tote Bag! Arthur started a new job at the sadness factory and they play shitty radio and he hates it. Donovan regales us with tales from his research assistant gig back in the days. Question time? Question time. IBS making your booty leak? Toss a tampon in there. But be sure to tell your gf or improve your disposal technique before she discovers your secret...

Howdy gang, it's an eventful week for your boys. Dono finally moved and is stoked about it. Arthur had a break up and obviously feels the opposite. But by our powers combined we're gonna make it through and you will too! So what do we got? A social media-obsessed boyfriend. How to better do "CBT". And not the therapy kind. Handling fallout after letting your friend know you have feelings for them....