Radio Free Tote Bag

Howdy folks, we talk COVID and Crossing (of animals). Also relationships. I'm half asleep right now so I'm killin the description here. Hey as Arthur said NEXT WEEK we will be putting together our 100th episode clip show! If you have any moments you want included shoot em to me or Arthur or the Qbox or the RFTB Twitter/Insta. Thanks for listening, we're stoked to hit 100!

Yeehaw my Q-tine gang it's RFTB! We had technical issues that killed the episode last week but we're back again with friend of the show Savvy White! We discuss how the quarantine is affecting dating, relationships, and even breakups. We also hear from a gf whose bf is demanding more BJs when he won't get go down on her! And a shitty husband who's still not kissing his wife a FULL MONTH after she a...

Arthur and Savannah and nobody else talk about buttplugs and isolation. Please seek out Modeselektor for their track Dancing Box feat. TTC which provides us the groove for this episode.

Hershel Nardini, creator of Eugene! and also our logo joins us in a secure location to discuss his process and also Arthur's hairline. Relationship questions are answered.

We are absolutely stoked this week to have Commodore Gilgamesh, creator of Everything is Terrible, in studio! We discuss the genesis of EIT and then run some listener questions by the Commodore in a lightning round. Then we team up to tackle some relationship Q's. We may even get a sneak peak at the latest EIT movie. But relationships are our game, and here's what we've got for ya: - Things have g...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO We're back bb! Here what we've got: - Dono is less depressed! And moving to Chicago. - GF is too young to buy Juul pods and wants you to do it. But you're also too young. She calls you a pussy. What do? - From the question box, a listener proposes a new theory answering a question from last episode. - Your older friend/work dad that you've had a good friendship with sudde...

The Minecraft Revolutionary Guard welcomes you to another episode of Radio Free Tote Bag! Dono is on some weird energy and Arthur is just tryna keep up. We fire up the ol' Q box for some kinky fun? Maybe? We pay a visit to the Dad Zone. Strap in, it's a weird'n.

Join us in welcoming internationally renowned comics artist Simon Hanselmann! We talk Megg, Mogg and Owl and beat our traditional relationship question drum. We even dredge up some 'tent from the depths of Yahoo Answers! Analingus ahoy!

Big Bag Energy 2020, folks, it's Radio Free Tote Bag and we're back from the dead! Well, almost, Arthur is on death's door but clinging to life for the sake of all of your love lives. What a hero. So what do we have this week? - Consolation Pills (almost the episode name) - Your friend's gf is cutting her off from her friends and now it seems like she may literally cut you. How do you fix this? -...

Arthur went on a date and it was fkn cool. Donovan went to therapy and that was fkn cool too. Spark up a sativa and go for the brrt brrt before we skrrt skrrt to the short skirt that your boyfriend makes you wear. We firmly affirm the firm connection between war-buddies. Hold on. Fan fic about r/Relationships questions. Million dollar idea. Don't pass out! Witness Cock Power! Don't break eye conta...

What's good in the Tote hood? In this one we talk dirty as well as talk shit. Hey so, just be the one who buys the rubber bands. Y'kno?

Merry Christmas everyone! Horses do not have feet.

In this episode we try the case of Poop Knife v. Burger Question, unpack a man's highly curated porn collection, de-louse a Funkcle and work the angles. We introduce a new segment we're calling RFTB Investigates and quickly it gets off the rails. Which is why we need you to go to this link and help us raise three grand for an anatomically correct, five-and-a-half foot tall plush doll based on Norm...

Good afternoon, good evening, good whenever tf you're listening to this! Here's what we got for ya this week: - Fiance seems to be getting into phone sex in a VR chat game? - Lost your virginity and now you're mega horny all the time. Is this normal? - A listener follow up to last week's Hitachi PSA, turns out someone out there is vibing while vibing to our pod. We thank you. - We head to the Para...

Let's get right to it, Arthur's dry spell is BROKEN! So whatever the opposite of pouring one out is, do that, because we're celebrating. Maybe we throw a musical number in there too for festivities. Anyways, question time, here's what we've got: - You're dating a guy and it seems to be turning into something BUT you hooked up with his younger brother a few years back. Dealbreaker? - Your teen step...

What’s really good, Tote Gang? We talk Turkey Day plans and also vitamin D deficiency. Also, Catholic pick-up lines. We contemplate the joyful mystery of a partner smiling during an argument. What does one do when they lose physical attraction to their partner? If their partner is a tall-spindly figure with long hair and they don’t like that they should get em to put on some fkn weight and get a h...

This is a placeholder lol At 45:18 we start talking about beastiality. We stop doing that at 1:00:18. Enjoy!

You already know what it is! It's our second RFTB Halloween and we NEED to match up to last year's heartbreak heinousness and so we did. It's ghastly, it's spooky, it's a Halloween power hour. For those who don't know, a power hour is doing a shot of beer every minute for an hour. This was actually going to be the premise of Dono's original podcast until he realized that would be terrible. But her...

FOLKS holy shit fall is here, fully. And you know what that means, we're coming up on our Halloween special! I will put it up front, please send us all your Halloween-adjacent questions for next week's episode! We'll spook all over em. However, this time Arthur is single, so ladies please date him this week then dumb him next Wednesday so we can reenact last year's drunken heartbreak! Sorry Arthur...

Heyyyyoooo it's fall folks! The leaves are falling, the days are getting shorter, and the mental illnesses are back in swing cause it's S.A.D. season, baby! Ya know what though we're in a good mood today and we're here to bring you up with us. By talking about relationships. And that Amazon fish that allegedly swims up your pee stream into your schwanz. But in candy form. Ah right, this is a show...

Howdy gang and welcome to anyone listening for the first time! After a bevy of technical issues we finally have Katy Fishell on the show, the artist behind @sex_is_weird on Instagram! Arthur's audio still has some issues because apparently we are totally cursed but here it is! We cover some questions from Katy's followers on how she ended up doing sex_is_weird, how she's able to be so vulnerable,...

Howdy folks, welcome to Radio Free Tote Bag! It's getting darker earlier and Arthur and I are getting the big seasonal sads but we're bringing the energy to help YOU! Here's what's up: - Partner smiled literally the whole time during sex. We're picturing Aphex Twin and we're freaked out. - Taking your partner's virginity - how you can you make it go as smoothly and positively as possible? - GF sha...

Enjoy this week’s episode featuring our friend Maria Seneca! We discuss trans issues, grandpa kisses and piss!