Radio Free Tote Bag

Yee haw I am become covid gtfo my way amirite hey there! Welcome to this week's Radio Free Tote Bag where Daddy is indeed home. Yes our good friend Dylan is back to help us answer some questions and to help me roast Arthur's cockney impression. FIRST CLIT WANK INNIT | A listener wants to establish a homestead with ol Arth | Why are bisexuals discriminated against? | Why has the definition of vanil...

You're gonna hear a lot of the coconut gun I'm just gonna warn you up front. Arthur is truly drunk with power. Hey! Welcome! It's Radio Free Tote Bag and this week we're back with Aidenarata to discuss online flirting, Mario Kart, tunnels, the Victorian language of flowers, and over an ep's worth of listener questions! (We had to continue the question box on the patreon this time but we did get to...

Anime! DBZ! Things Donovan doesn't know much about cause he was a Cool Bird Kid not a friggin weeeeeb. But fear not, our guest this week is Katie Rose Leon from Ballin Out Super! We talk about anime, Katie's own shows, and hear her story of a "date" to Target. Then we do the super saiyan link fingers thing to tackle this full ass question box! Partner threatening your relationship if you get the h...

This week on RFTB: It's Liam Anderson from Well There's Your Probem Podcast! We talk to Liam about his experience with dating and relationships, a brush with a hero while in his underwear, his show, and RoboArthur. Then into the question zone - lotta question box on this one, thanks for your Qs! Here's what we get into Insecurity about a new partner who had a recent FWB (but why?) | Liam's girlfri...

Hey folks it's me, Dono! I want this description to have Star Trek references and such but I've literally never seen it so I got nothin. I had to ask Arthur for the title! So pretend that this is full of great A+ references. Because we have Will aka The Star Trek Communist with us this week to discuss Marxism in Star Trek and help us answer your questions and we're very excited :) RFTB Fuck A Fan...

Third week in Frostland ballin out in my one bedroom lfg! Hi there folks and welcome to this week's RFTB where Dono says "two ships in the night" a whole bunch again. We also answer a boatload of questions and have some announcements at the end so stay tuned! BF walked into your zoom call naked and everybody saw his wiener | Arthur gets roasted by a listener lmao | Dating troubles and trouble dati...

My first winter in Chicago has the coldest February of all time and golly gee we're feelin the cabin fever! But I'm staying warm thru this show, dear listener, every listen is one more degree so thank you very much. Anyways dry boys time, here's what we've got this week: Dick crackin - just like knuckles apparently | A guest recommendation! | What that ass do? | How to improve penis taste | KMF fo...

Heyoooo it's fucking 5 degrees in Chicago while I'm writing this and we got a little delayed but we're very excited to have Aaron Thorpe of the Trillbillies and A Time of Monsters podcast! We talk depression, Aaron's projects, the bleak state of the country vs humans' innate cooperation, and communism. And we answer relationship questions, of course. Getting burned by keeping in touch with an ex |...

Hey uh apparently milk comes out of the areolas, can anyone confirm? Oh hi! Sorry, I didn't see you there! Why it's me, Donovan from Radio Free Tote Bag! And I'm here with a new episode this week featuring our friends Mark and Martha and we talk about how they met, nipple sucking ettiquette, and pouring grape soda on nipples? That's a kink? As an aside, Mark and I have a new podcast tentatively co...

We decided to stream for the first time while we were both exhaused. Idk why, prolly not the ideal time, but hey it turned out alright! [Join our Discord here!](https://discord.gg/AGZyGAZg) Thanks as always for tuning in! If you'd like to support the show and get two bonus shows a month join our Patreon at patreon.com/rftb

Yeeeeehaw we're on a better platform for recording! The downside to this is that Donovan got his greasy little mitts on a soundboard function. That being said, he shows considerable restraint (he writes). Anyways it's just the duo on this one, classic epic style, and here's what we've got for ya; Boyfriend owns more thongs than you (and you're weirded out for some reason?) | Partner has discovered...

Jesus christ how bout that chud invasion? This is dropping the next day and I know folks are rattled. But jesus christ we were dying recording this and I hope it brings you some levity. Because JFOD is here! Comedian and host of Take Your Pills, Psychopath podcast is here with us to discuss his show, all of our own experiences with mental illness, and of course your relationship and datting questi...

The friggin superhero glove is complete folks! Anders Lee from Pod Damn America and Redacted Tonight is here with us to discuss (how bad) doing stand up in front of a date, the origins of "Anders Lee here", and absolutely whiffing making a move. Then Anders helps us answer questions SUCH AS... How to get your partner to embrace your bucket hat | A listener has a similar situation to someone from l...

HO HO HO MERRY XMAS, XMAS MORNING! Coming at you a day late because Arthur had to go through Ultra Retail Hell because our government refuses to effectively address a pandemic! It's rough folks, it's a rough end to a rough year. But we bring you the gift of extreme goofassedness and we hope it brings you some holiday cheer. What if it was illegal to eat coochie? | An enlightening journey into the...

Yeehaw we're gettin scientific in here because we have genuine Ultra PhD Megan with us, a clinical psychologist currently working on her dissertation. We hear about Megan's research into men's rights/redpill types on the internet and how they behave. Then we get into questions, crack some jokesters, do some psychoanalysis, and have a dang good time. Here's what we've got this week: What exactly is...

Eyyy the title is a Patreon plug how funny is that? Classic. How's it goin folks, we hope you're doing well cause it's just us two sad gamer boyz this week, back to basics, and we're stoked to use our duo powers. For real though sub to the Patreon it's pretty good. Anyways here's what we've got for ya: Unreciprocated nudes for your partner | Bf things receiving head and nothing else is enough fore...

YAWWWWW howdy folks it's RFTB now featuring the comedic stylings and goblin impressions of Alex Ptak from Pod Damn America and Ballin Out Super! We talk to Alex about his podcasts and projects, the Grinch at Chuck E Cheese, and a very uncomfy brush with The Office. Then with Alex's help we take on a very hefty question box to answer listener questions. How to handle going bald in your early 20s |...

Howdy folks it's thanksgiving and what better to be thankful for than a new hour of our lush, sultry tones. Like creamy mashed potatoes we are here to be pretty solid! Our guest this week is Kumars Salehi of Delete Your Account podcast. Kumars tells us about his show and the sort of topics they cover as well as a couple embarassing dating stories. Then we hit the question box and /r/relationships...

Hey answer the Partner Poop Poll on our twitter, @rftbpod bc I'm trying to be a cool twitter guy. eh look at me i type in all lowercase and I am aloof. Nailed it. Ok show time heyo how's it going Arthur's having a rough week so send him some good energy but Dono is RADIATING high energy and we synergize and power up. We announce our cool new web domain rftb.me and our new logo feat. Arthur's real...

Heyoooo welcome to the new(?) slightly improved world. We voted out Trump. We voted out COVID. But when are we gonna vote in this vaccine?? God knows, but w have a vaccine for your relationship problems and it's called RFTB and our guest this week, sex educator and activist Ashante Herring. We hear about Ashante's work and how a date was ruined by a big excited pup and puddle. Then it's question t...

Jesus fucking christ how long is this Tuesday right now? God only knows. We certainly don't. But we do know how to answer these questions and we're going to do just that. Ya man lost his sales job by faking sales. Probably a garbo job though we believe in ya. | P H I M O S I S | Boobs on dick: good or nah? | Sex Ice™ and BP Ice™ | Getting bored with masturbation. | Setting up an FWB situation and...

Happy spooky week gang, we're back and we're here with health and sexuality educator Robyn Manning! She brings some great expertise on facilitating healthy relationship dynamics and is also a great guest. We interview Robyn about her work and then get into some questions including a very fully question box. Dating while heavily pursuing your art | Partner on the phone too much which is no good | G...

Live from the Thunderdome it's RFTB! We're here with returning guests Brooke and Xavier of The Bellowing Pines to answer your dating questions and talk about their good ass tunes! As well as the premier of their song Questioning which is quite good. We've got anime tiddies, vanilla dirty talk suggestions, a new game show about probably Mormons, self-consciousness over masturbation technique, an an...

Heyo, sorry we're late, had to take our opener Jack to the airport. God he was funny you're gonna love him. Just an all around great guy. Anyways hey we're back with a new ep, just the duo, and we bring you many questions and questionable answers. Fetlife-like sites that aren't about kink, do they exist? Insecurity about dick size. More insecurity post-threesome. Indoor quarantine date ideas, a fu...

Bonus time folks! Kyler joins us this week as we do our own Want Will Won't lists on the wheel of paraphilia, talk Kyler's COVID shame, and are hit by another Buzzfeed Quiz Swarm. As always, thanks for your support! Our income thus far has bought Arthur a webcam so we can record video content, stay tuned! If you'd like to support the show and get biweekly bonus shows follow us on Patreon at patreo...