Radio Free Tote Bag

It's Tote Bag Thursday folks! It is, I just declared it! And we're celebrating by having friend of the show Aiden Arata back in the booth. Aiden tells us about low key becoming a wife guy and also about how you could just take a bite out of your finger like a dang carrot if only your brain would let you :( Also many questions! Here's what we get into:   Music drop question! | "Re-opening" a crush...

It's RFTB! Where this week cartoonist Rory Blank returns to teach you how to clean your home with record speed using just a common household appliance! Also there's many questions: Clarity on excuuuuse me - it's mf zelda | Into muscular ladies but kinda out of shape |Using forgiveness in processing in processing past hurt | If we were something else besides ourselves | What kinda eyes do we like |...

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DRY FOLKS DRY FOLKS buckle tf in gang, we're like Jeb Bush on adderall in here! Whatever that means, it's been a long day. But we have many of question and we're amped to get into em.   First a heads up - Trigger Warning on assault at 37:00. Alright here's what we have:   Kid wants Chuck E Cheese bday, wife afraid of the goddamn robots. What do ya do? | A congrats to Audrey! | You and your partner...

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It's Audrey motherfuckers! And we're celebratin with friend of the show Korla and a whole big question box. We talk transitions and Audrey's experience over the past few months, get an embarassing story from Korla, and then get into the celebratory cornucopia y'all sent us - the Q box: Resisting temptation, avoiding Moses' wrath! Hopefully | Partner is upset with your "messy" wing eating. How woul...

Gather round the podfire gang, cause this week we're joined by Andrew Hillary from the Worst Week Yet podcast! And he comes prepared with an embarassing tale of shooting his shot unsuccessfully and a big ol' bag of questions from y'all! Here what's we get into: Poetry hats strapped on - what is love? | How to tell your partner that you draw giantess fetish art | Your zoomer brothers are callin you...

Holy shit it is good to be back in the BOOTH! Arthur is doing much better, Dono escaped Florida, and we're very excited to have comedian Kath Barbadoro with us! We discuss Florida Panhandle Tinder, Kath's podcast What A Time To Be Alive, and of course an embarassing dating story. Then, questions!    Eating 50 eggs - easy? Overly easy?? lmfao | The merits of The Superswipe | A listener crushes Dono...

What's poppin' Totebaggers? It's RFTB once again with special guest Jesse Farrar of the Go Off Kings Twitch stream as well as the podcast, Your Kickstarter Sucks! Marvel as we discuss the cuteness of dimples, the utility of a driving job and the healing power of resting your hand on the pommel. You can find Jesse's handiwork at https://www.twitch.tv/gooffkings and YKS is available wherever podcast...

Yay pod time! Returning to the show is one of our favorite guests, Liam Anderson from Where There's Your Problem and Lions Led By Donkeys! Liam brings us a whole new embarassing relationship story and helps us answer a whole boatload of your questions. Here's what we get into: You can repeal only one law! Which? | Are drugs cool? Embrace debate | Wanting to get over a fetish so cringey you don't w...

RIP Johnny Mac, bless up, and welcome to this week's RFTB where we're tackling the recent news with this week's guest Jeff Barrois from Good Morning Comrade! We discuss our theories behind McAfee's untimely demise, Arthur's high-powered business fuckups, Jeff's streaming show, and of course an embarrassing relationship story. With a happy ending this time! Then we hit the ol Q Box where... Worried...

Howdy folks, this week we’re stoked to have Brett Payne from Street Fight Radio back on the show! We talk about Brett’s last appearance and where he’s at now after his divorce, as well as his experience getting back into dating after such a long time. Then we hit the question box where we’ve got… How to get yourself to enjoy anal when that’s what your partner likes but it’s just meh to you | How t...

FOLKS delayed ep due to breakup, we talk about that and take a bunch of listener questions! It is now Saturday at 730pm and I am grillin n chillin so this is the description for now

Folkkkkskssssss comin to you late this week but we are stoked to have Ciarán Dold with us from the Corner Späti podcast! But what is a corner späti you ask? We learn about this and other magical things like low rent and we have decided to move. Also gunkata. And of course questions from y'all, here's what we've got this week: Someone has good taste in Donovans | Oh god how are we talking about Fra...

Howdy folks, Donovan here and this is a bonus show I did interviewing one of my favorite youtube creators, E.D.G.E.! I'm planning on putting these out periodically where I chat with folks about topics outside our usual dating advice. You've prolly heard me mention paleontology youtube on the show and I'm stoked to get a chance to talk about that topic and community! E.D.G.E. and I talk about his w...

Howdy gang it's RFTB where this week we have Minion Death Cult's Alexander Edward with us! We love MDC and we've been stoked for this one. Alex tells us about some bad dating tales, we pull the ol' inquisition on Arthur, and we head to a full question box where we find... A Frasier vs Austin Powers venn diagram | Humble boys and overcoming constant performance anxiety | That particular kind of num...

Hey here at the top if you sent in a question a month ago that we missed we get to it here! Ok hey again it's dry folks this week and we are laser focused because we have a shitload of questions. Just a whole blimp full. If it could still fly like the size of the inflatable part, You get the idea. The entire episode is question box. If we didn't get to yours from the past couple weeks we get to it...

We are extremely stoked this week because comedy anthropologist and host of Why You Mad Luisa Díez is with us! Luisa tells us about her experience studying anthropology and looking through that lens in her work in comedy. And of course, a good ol' sex talk flub. We also get a special cat appearance from Loosie

Happy Mother's Day morning from RFTB where we're joined by Milo Edwards who has just come in from a date! We talk to Milo about his podcasts, Trashfuture and Masters of Our Domain, and he tells us about a bizarre date in Mother Russia. (get it like mothers day) Then Milo helps us take on some questions which this week include... Dumpers and funniest overheard convos | Getting back into dating afte...

Blackmail tales, this week on RFTB! Cause somebody tried to blackmail Jake and it turns out something similar happened to Arthur so we're talkin bout it! Plus some good date stories and of course, questions. And this week the box is full! Here's what we get into: Chronic fatigue syndrome straining a marriage | Bf won't stop yellin a KRL line from Ballin Out Super how to make it stop! | A cum conun...

Howdy gang it's RFTB where this week we have just come off guesting on Ballin Out Super and having our minds melted by the inscrutable abomination that is Tenchi Muyo. This is the second recording round out of three in one day and we are goin ham. Here's what we get into: What to do as the missionary bottom | "Worshipping de sack" | Takin flack for the old DDLG episode, we respond | What's dating...

Folks! We are very excited this week to have Tony Boswell from Minion Death Cult on the show with us! Tony explains the meaning of MDC, tells us about running into friends on an extremely affectionate first date, and a date with a possible girl-horse hybrid. We also discuss shitty Derek getting some consequences by some miracle and how that still doesn't address the core problem. Then we get into...

Holy shit 150 main feed episodes! And what better way to celebrate the big 1-5-0 by forgetting to mention it until you write the description

It's Radio Free Tote Bag and Vic Berger is our guest this week and we are stokeddd! We discuss Vic's surreal video edits, Steve Harvey, Bakker Buckets, an unfortunate dating experience at the zoo, and moustache-touching - all while his door is under siege by a small ninja. Then we head to the question box where we have quite a lot of listener questions this week! And here's what we get into: How t...

GRABBER SMUSH! You got it? Hope not, cause it's pretty gnarly. Hi listeners it's me, the RFTB episode description and I'm very excited to tell you that we have a full question box this week which makes listing the topics easier. Also we love to hear from you. We had to go long to get to everything this week, and here's what we got: Wanting to get dommed by your partner by not sure how to ask | You...