Rabbit Troop Sucks

Welcome to the start of Halloween month! What better way to start than being attacked by machines that have come to life? “You can’t! We made you!” Bill (Emilio Estevez) is just a short order cook working for Bubba (Pat Hingle) at the Dixie Boy when he’s called to become a hero. This hero is mainly hooking up Brett (Laura Harrington) and figuring out how to survive. And, this is Estevez’s third mo...

Thousands and thousands of years after the world’s collapse and collapse again, twin wizards are born. One, Avatar (Bob Holt), focuses on peace and smoking cigars with scantily clad fairies. The other, Blackwolf (Steve Gravers) is obsessed with war, propaganda and destruction. RTS adores post-apocalyptic scenarios and assembling crews. After a failed assassination attempt from Necron 99, Avatar ge...

Corporations are scrambling to find out what the ingredients of The Stuff are. It’s so good! Have some Stuff! You know you want to! Hell, people are eating it from the ground! To find the truth of it all, we have a real crack crew investigating it. David ‘Mo’ Rutherford (Michael Moriarty) is hired as a corporate spy. He somehow has unlimited funds and immediately hires and dates Nicole (Andrea Mar...

There is a familiar story here. Two affluent college students, Tim (Matthew Lillard) and Chris (Michael Vartan), kill their roommate, Rand (Randall Batinkoff), and make it look like a suicide. The plan is to then accept the school’s policy of giving students who have a deceased roommate all A’s for the semester. Things quickly start to unravel amongst the friends, Emma (Keri Russell) becomes more...

When Josh (Tom Everett Scott) isn’t drumming for the Oneders, he’s trying to go to school for a medical degree in the 90s. His roommate, Cooper (Mark-Paul Gosselaar), is trying to go to school for parties and nonstop fun. The problem is that Cooper is likeable, and he sucks Josh into his never-ending merriment. Now, both face the realities of failing the semester. Josh will lose his scholarship. C...

John Moss (James Woods) is the stereotypical cop you know from any drama series. He’s foul-mouthed. He is divorced and trying to make a new relationship work. His job consumes him. He’s hunting down a serial killer in New York. And, his life gets even more complicated when an eager but oblivious to the real world actor, Nick Lang (Michael J. Fox), shows up to shadow him for a possible upcoming rol...

Recent 1962 Yale graduate Lawrence Bourne III (Tom Hanks) is an “Ivy League schlemiel.” After racking up an outrageous gambling debt and failing to get daddy’s help to pay it off, in an attempt to flee all his responsibilities, he quickly trades places with his buddy Kent who is working for the Peace Corps and heading to Thailand. Once there, and forced to stay, Lawrence might change his ways – or...

The loss of a close friend and the funeral that follows reunites Jerry (Matthew Lillard), Dan (Seth Green) and Tom (Dax Shepard). To honor their friend and fulfill their childhood dreams, they decide to track down D.B. Cooper’s hijacked cash. Secret money? Treasure? Goonies-esque adventures? Make sure to hit up RTS if you have any hot leads on where such loot is located. To grow and conquer what t...

Sex! Sex! Sex! It’s 1993 and Brandy Klark (Aubrey Plaza) just graduated high school as valedictorian. As you have guessed, the public education system has left some things out – and that includes anything about sex education. Now, determined to become sexually experienced before college starts, this academic go-getter gives herself some summer homework – with some guidance from her friends and her...

Attending a friends night out for a boxing match? Fun! Taking a wrong turn to beat traffic? Questionable. Witnessing a murder and being chased by Denis Leary, House of Pain and others? Now, this night just got bizarre and exciting! This is exactly what happens to four friends (including Emilio Estevez, Cuba Gooding Jr. and Stephen Dorff). They will take you on a wild ride that includes destination...

When the world is threatened with KAOS, it’s good to have Control. Too bad the rest of the government believes otherwise. After the destruction of the head office, Maxwell Smart (Steve Carell) gets promoted to his dream job of becoming a field agent. He’s no dummy, but he sure can use some help. Luckily, Max's partner, Agent 99 (Anne Hathaway), has a sleek, tough wardrobe to back her spy skill...

Do you have a 90s childhood or part of one? Need to borrow one? You might need to start here. Reporter April O’Neil (Judith Hoag) is digging up too much dirt on the rumors of an ancient ninja gang who may now be operating in New York. The Shredder (James Saito) delivers a slap message to silence it. What is his master plan outside of fathering wayward teens and owning the world’s coolest warehouse...

Corporations of the future enjoy making sensual cyborg assassins. In a world with heavy laws against cyborg and human relations, they all really want sexy times to happen. Cash (Angelina Jolie), an all-too-real cyborg, has cartwheeled her way into Colton’s (Elias Koteas) heart and, um, nether regions. Now, on the run to save the endless love they established in the last 5 minutes, they are led by...

John Finnegan (Treat Williams) just wants to do a job and get paid. A bunch of mercenaries and a weird nerd who owns a cruise boat put a stop to that! Joey (Kevin J. O’Connor) adds some whiny chaos. Trillian (Famke Janssen) sneaks around like a sneaky sneak. Hanover (Wes Studi) leads gun first. Oh, and there are massive tentacle monsters sucking the liquids out of all humans and leaving their goo-...

Jericho “Action” Jackson (Carl Weathers) is a force to be reckoned with. Stay on his good side/stay out of his way. Coach (Craig T. Nelson) runs some shady, illegal automotive activities before he becomes the coach. Sydney Ash (Vanity) loves drugs! She simply loves them! Patrice (Sharon Stone) just doesn’t get it. When you put it all together, you somehow have an action movie as big as Jackson’s b...

Surfing? Sometimes! Ninjas? Yes! A magic Sega Game Gear and becoming the heirs of the kingdom of Patusan? Yes and yes! Johnny (Ernie Reyes Jr.) is about to turn 16. So, to make sure he becomes a teen father, it is arranged that he will marry Ro-May (Kelly Hu). Zatch (Ernie Reyes Sr.) blows up the family house! Whoops! Now everyone is homeless but magical. Johnny is accompanied by his younger broth...

You’re kicked to the street because your roommate has been spending your rent money on “massages.” Serious bummer! Alex (Allen Covert) is in this exact situation. Now, desperately trying to find a place to live, building a work romance with Samantha (Linda Cardellini), satisfying his Zen boss Mr. Cheezle (Kevin Nealon) and creating his own video game, Alex’s life is chaotic. RTS enjoys the witty b...

Moving to a small town can be tough. Becoming the chosen one, a “Kirin Rider,” to defeat evil is a whole new level of responsibility. Was this part of the family’s relocation agreement? Tadashi (Ryunosuke Kamiki) has a lot on his hands and that includes the thigh of the River Princess (Seiko Iwaido). Don’t worry, it will make sense in context. Maybe! RTS learn a lot more about Japanese folklore in...

Join RTS for our 50 th episode! Thank you for listening! Man! Borg! He is a Manborg! This film is nothing but the sweet nectar of awesomeness! Do yourself a favor and watch this film beforehand. The members of Astron-6 deliver a delightful borgy story of a brother’s love and learning the true meaning of family – and heaven. Manborg (Matthew Kennedy) woke up in a box and life is confusing! Help him...

Sometimes you get dumped off on a prison island to die. Robbins (Ray Liotta) is just not having it. He’s not having it at his job! He’s not having it with the warden! He’s not having it with Marek (Stuart Wilson) and his gang! Even though The Father (Lance Henriksen) and Hawkins (Ernie Hudson) tell ‘Liottes’ that there is no escape, he’s not having it! Come along with RTS for this Lord of the Flie...

Robert Rodriguez has assembled true villainy. Jean Grey of the X-Men (Famke Janssen), the former host of the Daily Show (Jon Stewart), and T2 (Robert Patrick) are led by Principal Drake (Bebe Neuwirth) to take down earth, eliminate human shenanigans and to consume massive amounts of water. The new late 90s Breakfast Club needs to put a stop to this! Join RTS as they team up with Elijah Wood, Jorda...

Watch out who you call a “Pilgrim” around these parts. Lt. Blair (Freddy Prinze Jr.) is a bit hot and cold with that topic. But, he does have a fist-sized necklace for proof of his heritage. Lt. ‘Manic’ (Matthew Lillard) is doing some Lillard things in ships. Lt. ‘Angel’ (Saffron Burrows) is also a bit hot and cold with our lead. Maybe this is a space attitude thing. Maybe these space soldiers are...

There is only one spy group pool to pull from. You guessed it! We need all the high school agents! RTS are back into some spy game fun. Lance Stargrove (John Stamos) is just a regular kid who lives in a mansion with tapestries. His spy father (George Lazenby), now deceased, must be avenged. Danja (Vanity) makes time for shootouts and some disrobing peak-a-boo. Meanwhile, Velvet Von Ragnar (Gene Si...

RTS take a trip to Chicago (and sometimes Thailand) to get a glimpse into the struggling family life of Marshall (Judge Reinhold) and Charlie (Fred Savage). They might not be seeing eye-to-eye, but once a magic Tibetan skull is in the mix, there will be growth in empathic perspectives. Sam (Corinne Bohrer) will become the adhesive needed to make this work. The Judge is dealing out his verdict – wh...

You never know who you might need to dig up. Obtaining one’s power happens in many ways and through many mysterious means – smoking them might be preferable. RTS peers through the haze with Silas (Method Man) and Jamal (Red Man) to get some sweet ghost powers from Ivory (Chuck Deezy). Harvard is demanding and these students need to spirit blunt themselves to the top – or at least to a position whe...