Rabbit Troop Sucks

Click click click. Here comes the scurrying of the ticks. A group of mismatched teens with various needs go into the woods led by social workers, Charles (Peter Scolari) and Holly (Rosalind Allen). When the social workers aren’t trying to sex themselves up or work the rusty grill, they make sure the teens walk aimlessly in the woods to build skills? Confidence? New fears? Boredom? Tyler (Seth Gree...

Radu (Anders Hove) is an angry, mean vampire. He just offed his daddy, King Vladislav (Angus Scrimm), stole the Blood Stone, and he broke the truce between the local human folk and vampires. This guy really needs to calm down – he needs to sit down and have some nice Transylvanian gabagool. While all this vampire shifting hierarchy stuff is taking place, three students, Mara (Irina Movila), Michel...

In the late 50s some weird, smooth aliens dropped a slug vial upon Earth. After some strange and disastrous events, we contained it. Unfortunately, in 1986, a couple of college students, Chris (Jason Lively) and J.C. (Steve Marshall), release a slug-infected corpse that exposes the town to danger – and a good time for the audience. Chris will do all that he can to make sure his dream gal, Cynthia...

JCVD is back for another flick! We have already warned you. Get ready for some serious Van-damage from this Van-dingo! This is even his directorial debut. It’s 1925 and Christopher Dubois (Jean-Claude Van Damme) is running a pickpocket ring with children like he just read Oliver Twist. After robbing some gangsters goes wrong, Christopher is able to escape by stowing away on a boat which leads him...

Thank you to our listener, Ryan, for requesting this ninja versus samurai goodness. Also, this one goes out to Paul’s friend Paul. They saw this one in the theater so long ago. While on business in Nagoya, Japan, Paul Racine (Christopher Lambert) hooks up with Kirina (Joan Chen) who is a million times out of his league. He later returns to her hotel room just in time to witness a ninja assassinati...

Three New York kids, Tommy (Aeryk Egan), Bill (Bo Sharon) and Freddie (Darris Love), are getting bullied by the local street toughs, the Vipers. Tommy films their crimes and hands it over to the cops. The Vipers, led by Vinnie (A.J. Damato), do not like this at all. They are ordered by crime boss Big Moe (Meg Foster) to take the kids out. They do! Luckily, Mr. Sumatra (Julius Harris) uses his Hait...

Jason Melon (Keith Gordon) is having a difficult time adjusting to life at college. He couldn’t make the diving team. He has only one friend, Derek (Robert Downey Jr.). He pines after Valerie (Terry Farrell), and she is dating Cobra Kai martial arts expert and cool guy Chas (William Zabka). Jason is secretly planning to drop out. Good thing dad, Thornton Melon (Rodney Dangerfield), has just divorc...

It’s 1935, and we are treated to an adventure that starts in Shanghai and takes us to India. It’s a prequel for Dr. Jones. For some, this is considered a darker and polarizing film in the franchise. Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford), Willie Scott (Kate Capshaw) and Short Round (Ke Huy Quan) survive a plane crash in India and are told by local villagers that this has been fated so they will help retrie...

In a sort of future (sometimes), crime is out of control in this nondescript city. “Mad Dog” Burne (Richard Grieco) effortlessly escapes from his sentenced execution and from prison to team back up with his gang. They hang by a warehouse and a bridge and throw sick parties! Crime is about to be even more out of control! Undercover officer Alyssa Lloyd (Nicole Eggert) is quickly identified at this...

A crazy special forces officer, Colonel Hogan (David Campbell), has been hired to train a bunch of inept people to become mercenaries. For what purpose? You will never know. Their training process is to abduct people from the streets, set them loose in the woods (75 miles southeast of L.A.) and hunt them for training purposes. One of the people they kidnap is Mike Danton (Ted Prior). He was about...

She dead! Wait! Mom of the year (Concetta Tomei) leaves for Australia for a couple of months. She hires some rando strict babysitter to take charge of her five kids during that time. A day later, she dead! The oldest, Sue Ellen, also known as Swell, (Christina Applegate) thought she was going to have a relaxed summer full of lazy days. Now, unless she wants to tell mom, she is forced to get a job...

You’re going to happily baby step your way right into this film. Dr. Leo Marvin (Richard Dreyfuss) is a somewhat prickly pear of a fella. He has just published a book and is about to take his family, Fay (Julie Hagerty), Siggy (Charlie Korsmo) and Anna (Kathryn Erbe), on a month-long summer vacation to their summer home in New Hampshire. Dr. Marvin takes on Bob Wiley (Bill Murray) as a new patient...

“Hardbodies. You know, the little foxes down on the beach.” The quote says it all. Three middle-aged jamokes, Hunter (Gary Wood), Rounder (Michael Rapport) and Ashby (Sorrells Pickard), rent a sweet beach pad for the summer. They have a great place and what seems like unlimited funds, and they want to meet some hardbodies. These questionable gents lack the skills to meet ladies, so they hire Scott...

Donna (Dona Speir) is an undercover DEA agent working some kind of flight/delivery service with her friend Taryn (Hope Marie Carlton). They dress like go-go dancers who might hunt big game in the outback. Also, they hate wearing their tops! It’s hot out! Very hot! Through a series of events, these scantily clad women disrupt a diamond exchange from Mr. Chang (Peter Bromilow). Needless to say, he i...

It’s our anniversary! Thank you for listening! Let’s celebrate at the beach. Hoops (John Cusack) and his buddy George (Joel Murray) have just graduated high school. They’re both a bit directionless, so they decide to spend their summer in Nantucket. Hoops needs to find himself. Is it that kind of summer? Sure is! And, Cassandra (Demi Moore) needs help saving her house and the spirit of the island...

“I'm a genie in a bottle (in a bottle, baby). You gotta rub me the right way (yeah).” Scotty (Dean Cameron) loses it all – and quickly. He swipes a bottle of vodka and while getting blasted on the beach, he meets Gus (Pat Morita) who gives him a fresh blanket and a genie in a bottle. Turns out that Jeanie (Ami Dolenz) is a genie! In a bottle! What, what?! Scotty pursues, who he thinks is the w...

Skate or die, summer friends! The legendary skating rivalry of The Ramp Locals and The Daggers is all shown here. It’s the Sharks and the Jets on wheels! Corey Webster (Josh Brolin) hasn’t collected any of the Infinity Stones or One-Eyed Willy’s gold (yet), and he’s staying in L.A. with his buddies for the summer. On day one, Corey falls for Chrissy (Pamela Gidley). Problem is that Chrissy is the...

Welcome to summer! Surfs up, potato brains! Arizona wave tank champion, Rick (Matt Adler), goes to Hawaii for the summer to become the best surfer he can be. This fella has a lot to learn – especially about the culture of the island. After repeatedly eating it in the ocean, Rick also gets most of his belongings stolen. Rick soon meets Turtle (John Philbin) and Chandler (Gregory Harrison) who educa...

Alex (Lance Guest) dreams of big opportunities and a better life away from the trailer park he is currently living in. He’s denied a loan to attend the university of his choice, and this bums him out – big time! He then spends his night dominating the high score and beating a Starfighter arcade game. His girlfriend, Maggie (Catherine Mary Stewart), is VERY impressed! Nice moves, Alex! Little did e...

There is a legend that there will be a great white ninja. When a ninja clan finds a child in a chest that has washed ashore, they raise him, Haru (Chris Farley), to become this legendary warrior. Unfortunately, Haru is as clumsy as can be and lacks the majority of skills (in most things). He does have a can-do attitude though. Haru is hired for a mission by Sally Jones (Nicollette Sheridan). Off t...

Do you have a case of the Byzantine Fire? Well, you should probably consult a medical professional about that. Jewel thief Gus Cardinale (Christopher Lambert) steals this coveted ruby amongst jewelry and diamonds. Gus’ partner Bruno (Christopher Lloyd) is delighted about their heist. Money is to be made! June (Kim Greist) is really hot and cold about it all. Also, she is Bruno’s daughter. Also, sh...

In 1977, through a strange series of events, tough guy for hire, Jackson Healy (Russell Crowe), and PI Holland March (Ryan Gosling) team up to find a missing girl, Amelia (Margaret Qualley), and to unravel a mystery with a dead porn star. Somehow these two manage to get things done – most likely because Holland’s daughter, Holly (Angourie Rice), is the most sensible amongst them. In the background...

How could we not check this film out? Collin has welcomed us all – to his wooden ways. Cosimo (Greendale Community College Alum, Luis Guzmán) gets locked up and learns about the perfect heist from his cellmate. He just needs to get out to do it. He confides in his gal pal Rosalind (Patricia Clarkson) which leads to everyone knowing and wanting a piece for themselves. This includes Pero (Sam Rockwe...

In a fantasy land, it all comes down to who can control a magic ruby. You know a bunch of villains want this thing! Canary (Virgina Bryant) is taken captive by Kadar (Richard Lynch), and her band of traveling entertainers are either killed, or they have scattered into the woods. Luckily, Canary has hidden the ruby, but for how long will it stay secure? Enter the twin hunky boy glisten show! Gore (...

Authorities have finally caught international terrorist Charles Rane (Bruce Payne). The best thing to do is book him on a nice first-class flight to L.A. Seems like this guy needs a steak and a fun in-flight film. John Cutter (Wesley Snipes) has just accepted a new position in an anti-terrorism unit, and he is undercover on this flight. So, inevitably when this all goes bonkers quickly, Cutter wil...