Rabbit Troop Sucks

It’s our anniversary! Thank you for listening! Let’s celebrate at the beach. Hoops (John Cusack) and his buddy George (Joel Murray) have just graduated high school. They’re both a bit directionless, so they decide to spend their summer in Nantucket. Hoops needs to find himself. Is it that kind of summer? Sure is! And, Cassandra (Demi Moore) needs help saving her house and the spirit of the island...

“I'm a genie in a bottle (in a bottle, baby). You gotta rub me the right way (yeah).” Scotty (Dean Cameron) loses it all – and quickly. He swipes a bottle of vodka and while getting blasted on the beach, he meets Gus (Pat Morita) who gives him a fresh blanket and a genie in a bottle. Turns out that Jeanie (Ami Dolenz) is a genie! In a bottle! What, what?! Scotty pursues, who he thinks is the w...

Skate or die, summer friends! The legendary skating rivalry of The Ramp Locals and The Daggers is all shown here. It’s the Sharks and the Jets on wheels! Corey Webster (Josh Brolin) hasn’t collected any of the Infinity Stones or One-Eyed Willy’s gold (yet), and he’s staying in L.A. with his buddies for the summer. On day one, Corey falls for Chrissy (Pamela Gidley). Problem is that Chrissy is the...

Welcome to summer! Surfs up, potato brains! Arizona wave tank champion, Rick (Matt Adler), goes to Hawaii for the summer to become the best surfer he can be. This fella has a lot to learn – especially about the culture of the island. After repeatedly eating it in the ocean, Rick also gets most of his belongings stolen. Rick soon meets Turtle (John Philbin) and Chandler (Gregory Harrison) who educa...

Alex (Lance Guest) dreams of big opportunities and a better life away from the trailer park he is currently living in. He’s denied a loan to attend the university of his choice, and this bums him out – big time! He then spends his night dominating the high score and beating a Starfighter arcade game. His girlfriend, Maggie (Catherine Mary Stewart), is VERY impressed! Nice moves, Alex! Little did e...

There is a legend that there will be a great white ninja. When a ninja clan finds a child in a chest that has washed ashore, they raise him, Haru (Chris Farley), to become this legendary warrior. Unfortunately, Haru is as clumsy as can be and lacks the majority of skills (in most things). He does have a can-do attitude though. Haru is hired for a mission by Sally Jones (Nicollette Sheridan). Off t...

Do you have a case of the Byzantine Fire? Well, you should probably consult a medical professional about that. Jewel thief Gus Cardinale (Christopher Lambert) steals this coveted ruby amongst jewelry and diamonds. Gus’ partner Bruno (Christopher Lloyd) is delighted about their heist. Money is to be made! June (Kim Greist) is really hot and cold about it all. Also, she is Bruno’s daughter. Also, sh...

In 1977, through a strange series of events, tough guy for hire, Jackson Healy (Russell Crowe), and PI Holland March (Ryan Gosling) team up to find a missing girl, Amelia (Margaret Qualley), and to unravel a mystery with a dead porn star. Somehow these two manage to get things done – most likely because Holland’s daughter, Holly (Angourie Rice), is the most sensible amongst them. In the background...

How could we not check this film out? Collin has welcomed us all – to his wooden ways. Cosimo (Greendale Community College Alum, Luis Guzmán) gets locked up and learns about the perfect heist from his cellmate. He just needs to get out to do it. He confides in his gal pal Rosalind (Patricia Clarkson) which leads to everyone knowing and wanting a piece for themselves. This includes Pero (Sam Rockwe...

In a fantasy land, it all comes down to who can control a magic ruby. You know a bunch of villains want this thing! Canary (Virgina Bryant) is taken captive by Kadar (Richard Lynch), and her band of traveling entertainers are either killed, or they have scattered into the woods. Luckily, Canary has hidden the ruby, but for how long will it stay secure? Enter the twin hunky boy glisten show! Gore (...

Authorities have finally caught international terrorist Charles Rane (Bruce Payne). The best thing to do is book him on a nice first-class flight to L.A. Seems like this guy needs a steak and a fun in-flight film. John Cutter (Wesley Snipes) has just accepted a new position in an anti-terrorism unit, and he is undercover on this flight. So, inevitably when this all goes bonkers quickly, Cutter wil...

A gang of hoodlums is being led by the infamous Night Slasher (Brian Thompson). They all seem directionless in their crime plans. There are a lot of axes clinking to signify their unity. Kind of a weird scene here. Nevertheless, there is only one man who can save this city – maybe even the nation, Marion Cobretti (Sylvester Stallone). “Call the Cobra.” If you’ve seen this guy cut a slice of pizza...

This film was shot in 1984. When it was retrieved, there was no sound or script. Vinegar Syndrome found this film and put it back together. A new cast has dubbed this film, and this was then released in 2021. What we are given as an audience is pure New York Ninja awesomeness! RTS even takes a field trip to view this one. John Liu (played by John Liu and dubbed by Don Wilson) is just a fella livin...

A sweet, elderly gentleman, David Lo Pan (James Hong), simply wants a date. He has a reasonable kink, green eyes. People laugh at him. Can’t a (evil sorcerer) romantic find happiness? Meanwhile, Jack Burton (Kurt Russell) hangs out with his friend Wang (Dennis Dun) for a long night of drinking and an early airport run. Wang loses his love. Jack also loses his love, his truck. So much trouble! Is t...

Easter is upon us! Everybody, run! Cole Hillman (Rory Calhoun) is getting sick and tired of bunnies (yes, cute and amazing bunnies) digging up his ranch. He is directed to get some help from a researcher at the local college. When researcher Roy Bennett (Stuart Whitman) isn’t harassing bats in a cage, he’s injecting rabbits with serums. Crazy serums! Things go wrong, and, now, these mutated rabbit...

Frank Devereaux (Terry O’Quinn) loves betting on stuff. Don’t really know why and with what funds, but he’s dug himself into a debt hole. Now, a bunch of drug dealing Reno bad guys kidnap his son, Billy (Brandon Call), and force Frank to make ground up Smurf dust. Kinda like Gargamel’s Breaking Bad. Enter: Nick Parker (Rutger Hauer). He served in Vietnam with Frank. Nick lost his sight there, but...

Danny (Paul Rudd) and Wheeler (Seann William Scott) work together pimping out some sweet energy juice. Danny is in a rut, asks his long-term girlfriend, Beth (Elizabeth Banks), to marry him and completely fails. He then totally freaks out and winds himself and Wheeler into some serious community service/probation time at a big brother program, Sturdy Wings. This program is directed by the amazing...

Barry, Barry. Why ya buggin? Barry Gabrewski (Jonathan Brandis) lives in his fantasies. Although creative, these dreams interfere with his real life. In all of these daydreams, Barry is the sidekick to Chuck Norris. Seems like some normal stuff there. Because of this, Barry has a hard time at school. His teacher, Noreen Chan (Julia Nickson), assists Barry and his dad, Jerry (Beau Bridges), and int...

It’s our 200 th  episode! Thank you for listening along the way. Two rogue angels, Bartleby (Ben Affleck) and Loki (Matt Damon) have been banned from heaven. Now, through a loophole that Cardinal Glick (George Carlin) has accidentally created, these angles might re-enter heaven and put an end to everything and everyone. Because of Bethany’s (Linda Fiorentino) bloodline, she is sent on a mission to...

This comes to us as a listener request from Yung Cazzy! Great choice! On the eve of D-Day, several paratrooper survivors assemble and set forward to take down a radio tower that’s jamming up their airwaves. Led by Cpl. Ford (Wyatt Russell) and driven by PFC Boyce (Jovan Adepo), they team up with a local, Chloe (Mathilde Ollivier), to sneak around the village and take down a bunch of scum sucking N...

Who did it? Did you? You’ve gone and done it!? We think you should watch this film before you listen – if you’re into things like that. A year after his wife, Sheila (Yvonne Romain), is killed in a hit-and-run, Clinton (James Coburn) gets all toothy and wild and gathers some “friends” together on his big ol’ yacht. Tom (Richard Benjamin), Philip (James Mason), Christine (Dyan Cannon), Lee (Joan Ha...

Happy Lunar New Year! It’s the year of the horse. Let your ventures and transformations lead you to accomplishing your goals that you have been reflecting upon. Let’s celebrate with Jackie Chan and some Hong Kong cinema fun. Ryo Saeba (Jackie Chan) is known as City Hunter. He swore to his now deceased partner that he would look after his sister Kaori (Joey Wang). No funny business! City Hunter is...

A long time ago, a demon was trapped in a medallion and that medallion was then buried. While two martial artists, Luke Curtis (Warhawk Tanzania) and Rodan (Wilfredo Roldan), vacation in Hong Kong, Rodan finds It and brings it back to the U.S. That demon, now loose, does NOT like that business! So, it tracks these fellas back to New York City (where you get picante sauce). This monster then takes...

A group of fun-loving snowboarders are about to lose their jobs when the resort they work at is being sold to John Major (Lee Majors). Rick Rambis (Jason London), Luke (Zach Galifianakis), Jenny (A.J. Cook), and others band together to make sure the Bull Mountain party in Alaska never ends. You know the story. We’ve been here before, but can Rick win over the woman he’s yearning for? Does he even...

Nick Halloway (Chevy Chase) is a stock market executive. Through his colleague/maybe friend George (Michael McKean,) Nick meets Alice Monroe (Daryl Hannah) and they bang it out in a bathroom at a restaurant. True love! Nick keeps his party going, drinks himself silly and then attends a client’s conference the next day. Hungover as hell, he sneaks off and takes a lil’ catnap in an office bathroom/s...