Rabbit Troop Sucks

RTS are jealous over Edward Furlong’s sweet pad! Outdated technology! Yes, please! Games sent to players in the mail! 4 discs to rule them all! Love is when you and your neighbor spy on one another! There’s the Trickster and metal! How many witnesses are there? So, there are more witnesses? Okay, we know this game! More witnesses!

Chad Lowe is eloping with Kristy Swanson. Hell cop had nothing on Ben the dog! Orpheus and Dante meet the entire Stiller family! Did you think Beezle would be bad? What if his name was Dr. Satan? We also learn the quickest way to hell is sex, drugs and rock n’ roll. Hell cars! Hell portals! Hell cop! What the hell? RTS have a hell of a good time.

Don’t Call RTS when you are freejackin’ it in San Diego! Mick Jagger is the best friend you could ever have! We have friends too! Our friend La-Mar is back! You do NOT want to be on the spiritual switchboard. Maybe you do. We don’t judge. Boone is simply the coolest! Estevez! Russo! Sir Hopkins! Buster Poindexter! Sherbet!

If you aren’t “feast[ing] on snacks” during this podcast, your loss! Gross drinks from Emile Hirsch! Aubrey Plaza lets in the “party man” and sells us on her broken heart. Why did Jermaine’s character get 14 candies from his grandmother? Adjay’s vegan “Grains of Paradise.” Craig Robinson is Scottish? Jacob Wysocki is hauntingly fabulous. Matt Berry should be in everything! RTS approves of all of t...

Our friend La-Mar is back! Don’t make bad bets when you have The Fat Boys on the scene! Were they ordered to be the worst or the best? How many Miami gun rooms do you own? Ray Parker Jr. ninjas his way into this film! Shout out to Roller City! Inspired by The Fat Boys, RTS discuss their first video camera dance video. No!

Does Sam Raimi know he did this film? RTS does not know. $36 dollar dance contests! After a tussle, women in ornate scarves come to the rescue in Denver. The day Roger Rabbit died. Highspeed chases and highspeed nuns. Did Bruce Campbell say this movie “escaped”? Was he right? EXTRA! EXTRA! What is going on? Our friend Michael Dooley stops by and plays us a song. “Peaceful High Below” written and p...

We have our first guest! Our friend La-Mar makes his Rabbit Troop Sucks debut. Together, RTS goes on an epic summer vacation with Ping Pong Summer! Have you been filling your slushed iced drinks to the top? Have you had a breakdance battle? Where is your smorgasbord of food? Does “sorry” only count in church? Do you even know Tedwardo? 

This movie is out of control! Find out Siskel and Ebert’s hate! Meet a young Matthew Perry. Join RTS and their discussions of this strange tale. Also, Alyssa Milano does not play Tony Danza’s daughter, and that is the biggest crime of them all.

All RTS needed to know is that there is an ancient Chinese witch. Boat sex? An Olympian medalist too? How is there even time for rickshaw-ing?

It’s our first episode! Welcome to Rabbit Troop Sucks! Join co-hosts Paul and Mike on their first podcasting adventure with Phantoms! There are discussions of Georgetown, Colorado and fun things to do there! Also, there are phantoms! “Hey, you want to see somethin’?”