Pure Boys: A Heartland Podcast

How does Erin sleep at night? She's truly a monster. Zacharoni has a prediction about her character that's straight out of a Nostradamus book.  Honestly this 5 minutes is the rawest so far. It's Erin taking a big fat dooker on Allison in 2 scenes. Also Allison meats Justin and they play checkers while flirting. Is this the start of exciting things in Allisons life? Maybe we'll find out in the next...

We heard your complaints and we rolled over immediately. Now the word ***** will be censored. We're really sorry This week! Cute Ryan is cute! Allison eats fries AND pizza! Young Adults! Bedfords! Erin commits a mortal sin! Bedfords hit us up anytime for that sponsorship! pureboyspod@gmail.com or follow us on twitter @pureboyspodcast for all the latest monster truck news!

It's the end of the world as we know it... and I feel Swine??? Pureflix and David A.R. White and Fat Scott Aukerman present Jerusalem Countdown! It's a movie about the rapture... that should be a slam dunk right? Nope it's super boring for MOST of the run time. However at the end FSA gets in on the action and the movie gets kicked up like 10 notches. BAM! In the words of some guy from Counter Stri...

Mid Week Freak Treat rolls on (emphasis on the rolls amirite?!?!)! Instead of moving on to "Sons of Thunder" we decided to detour and do a hardcore breakdown of the movie "Fat Chance" in 5 minute increments. Why? Cause frick you that's why! We cover minutes 0:00-5:00 on this debut episode. What happens in this chunk of the movie (emphasis on chunk amiritie?)... nothing you idiots it's the first 5...

Jose Canseco look-a-like gets "forced into retirement" from the police force and his brother gets him a job as a high school teacher/baseball coach. From there he goes on to investigate the MURDER OF JESUS CHRIST! All of this is exactly what happens in this week's movie! THE GOVERNMENT LIES There is a WILD twist in regards to who wrote this movie and who all these characters are but I'm not going...

THIS IS IT!  The series finale of "Hitting the Breaks". It's been a real roller coaster of emotion and now that we're at the end I can proudly say... We have watched Hitting the Breaks.  Guest stars galore (okay just 1). Arlen is back! The bunny man speaks Italian. In the end does Dan wake up inside the burning wreckage of his car after WHOAAA he crashed into the mall? Guess you'll have to listen...

God bless ALL podcasts! This week we're talking the 2016 Anthony Hackett CLASSIC "Love Different"! Full disclosure... we are NOT the people who should be discussing this movie and black culture in general but here we are! Executive Produced by God! This movie is the equivalent of "White people drive like this and black people drive like this" joke from The Simpsons. It's great! Stay tuned at the v...

Is THIS the best episode of Hitting the Breaks? Rob Schneider fans say "Huh?" WHOA! If you spell swears is it bad? Hit your f-u-c-k-i-n-g breaks and find out d-i-c-k-l-i-c-k Pureflix hit us up anytime for that sponsorship! Rate us 5 stars you heathens! pureboyspod@gmail.com or @pureboyspodcast on Twitter

At no point in this movie does he take a selfie pureboyspod@gmail.com or @pureboyspodcast on Twitter We love you!

Neither of us wanted to be there so we just talked about Andrew Dice Clay instead!

SAMSON SIMPSON! I stick by my story! This week the boyums (because they put the Yum in Boyum) are watching the 2018 PUREFLIX original Samson! PUREFLIX YOU DID IT AGAIN YOU A GENIUS! Samson is the stupidest "man" in the Bible for real. Also God's rules for Samson are stupid. No wine, no touching dead bodies, no cutting your hair?!?!! What else is left in life? I want to scalp myself while high fivi...

Y'all! Zacharoni Obama cracked the code on this one! He Nancy Drewed his way through the opening credits of Hitting the Breaks and tracked down the actual race footage they used for the crash. Amazing! Head over to our Twitter to see it! Pureflix we hope you paid Nascar for that footage! If so please hit us up for that sponsorship! pureboyspod@gmail.com or @pureboyspodcast on Twitter

Did you know that God has updated his rules for getting into heaven 3 times?! She moves in mysterious ways!! F the 10 commandments!  There's only 1 rule for getting into heaven now and it's a real son of a b*tch. The writer of this movie is a coward who wants to say something but doesn't have the nuts to actually come out and say it. I won't reveal it here (irony!) because it's worth the journey t...

Zacharoni Obama is flying solo on this one. We've been following the journey of Lil Nas X and Montero for months now and it's finally out! Zach gives you the breakdown of a lifetime! Lil Nas X is now the official artist of The Pure Boys. Sorry it's now official. Take that all you liberal soy boy cuck lords

Dan is a liar and an idiot. Dan hates his wife and lies to her all the time. Dan is a bad husband. Pureflix hit us up for the sponsorship anytime! pureboyspod@gmail.com or @pureboyspodcast on Twitter

I met a nun who wiped her nose on her clothes... she had a nasty habit! Whoopster is back! Chatty Dajimi is back! Abraham Omaha is back! Lauryn Hill is making her film debut! Whoop Whoop gets guilted into teaching a bunch of peckerheads how to sing... but this time "peckerhead" refers to students and not nuns! Will she whip them into shape in time for the big competition? Yeah duh?  Man people wer...

If you want excruciating detail on a Hitting the Breaks episode look no further. We go deeper than we've ever gone before on HTB! David and your dyed blonde hair take note! This is what we would offer as employees of Pureflix. HIT! US! UP! Consider this our audition We love you

Pure Boys are talking God (you can sing that to "The Boys are back in town")! We're back YAAAHWEHHH This week we're joined by one of the most beautiful men I've ever known... Abraham Omaha! He joins us to talk all things Sister Act! Whoopi, Whoopi, Whoopi! Shaqaroni is correct in the fact that Whoopi is kinda hot in this movie. Is Whoopi hot? Oh yeah we're all in the same studio so Shaqaroni's mic...

Reginald Val Johnson! Carrot Top! This episode has it all! RVJ plays a butler to Ray Wise. He quits his job and heads out to see Holliday Sinclair up in the mountains. IMMEDIATELY after arriving in town, the cops start to hassle him. Is this some kind of weird commentary David AR White? It cuts deep and I lovi it.  Mostly this episode sucks like all the rest of Hitting the Breaks. But there is a g...

Yaaaaaaaa WEH! I can't think of a better way to cap off Cowgirl Summer than with a hot and steamy sex scene straight out of  Lori Wilde's "To Tame A Wild Cowboy". You've been edging all summer, now you're bout ta bust! Time to B that N and then you can finally die. Shaqaroni and Johnothon decide to spice up their lives by getting ripped to the tits at 10 am on a Sunday (the Lord's day) and then th...

Well fudge packers, we've come to end of a long dusty trail and that brings us to the end of Cowgirl Summer. What a journey we've had, discussing great cowgirl movies. We're certainly going to miss all the antics of these troubled youths and the horses that save them. But we can't reach the end without going back to the beginning! This week we're watching the prequel to Cowgirls 'N Angels 2: Dakot...

I WAS A RACE CAR DRIVER DOING 25 AND THEN WHOAAAA I CRASHED INTO A MALL Pureflix hit us up for a sponsorship pureboyspod@gmail.com or @pureboyspodcast on Twitter

If this movie is any indication... the west was fun as frick! Mary Kate! Ashley! Olsen! These titans of the child actors game are titans in this movie! Those girls can act and also blackmail people. Gotta save the ranch. Duh all these movies are the same but this one is actually funny and good. So good for them! We discussed this off air but did you know that Stephen Collins (the dad from 7th Heav...

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YAAAAHH WEH!!! You'll never guess who's trying to get his dangus wet in THIS episode of Pure Boys! Black River Ranch is BACK baby! It's been a year since we last checked in with this amazing camp and things. have. changed. Mrs Jessica is gone and it turns out everyone kind of hated her! New kids! New counselors! Richard Karn's brother! This movie has it all.  You'll NEVER shoot the artillery! BR....