Pure Boys: A Heartland Podcast

Shows done! Maybe we'll do a wrap up episode. Maybe? Either way we're both burned out and think the show has run its course. Should have wrapped it up at 100 I guess

Say goodbye to that crazy old witch lady because her health is totally fricked! Luckily Heartland is available to take in Sugarfoot her mini horse! And wouldn't you know it... Lou chunks it again by falling in love with the horse despite it only being a temporary resident. Ya bLOU it! If you love men talking about how much they love their wives and also talking to their wives who are off scree...

We're BACK in the saddle again with another great Heartland episode! Milf Aunt and Grandpa Jack take things up a notch (no she doesn't give him road dome), Ty and Amy takes things up a notch (no she doesn't give him road dome they're teenagers for Christ's sake) and Heartland finally puts the STUD in Stud Farm because they've got a big ol horse that needs calming so he can...

YEEE HAW there's a roundup and you know what that means!?!?! Ty and Grandpa Jack are going to rustle up some cattle. But what's this?!?! The Trail Daddy is none other than Daddy himself!?!?!? OMG how will Grandpa Jack handle this? By being a little baby? CORRECT! Also Heartland gets its best character with the introduction of the crazy old woman who gives Amy herbs to help a pregnant mare....

It wouldn't be Heartland if there wasn't a horse in trouble. There's a new horse on the ranch and his name is YEEE HAW! I can't believe Amy was surprised the horse responds to verbal commands. All horses for all of time respond to verbal commands Amy. Maybe whisper a little more to them horses and figure out a thing or two! Yee haw let's play some puck Big Sh*tty CARL joins Hea...

Bend at the break of day you sank into... a dream! Ty is still gone from Heartland Ranch and only Amy can convince him to come back! Also Lou gets it in her big dumb city head that they need a commercial to spice things up at the ranch. So what does she do? Hires a wedding photographer and then insults/undermines them the entire time resulting in an amateurish commercial that totally works!! Way t...

Daddy done done it. And by done it we mean get addicted to pain pills and let his temper take over and THAT'S why Grandpa Jack doesn't want him around Heartland!! Well he didn't hit anyone so you can forgive WORDS. Words don't mean shit! Also that milfs nephew moves onto the farm and maybe that's the reason that Ty moves out?!?!?! OH NO!!!! Who will fall in love with Amy now?!?...

YEEEE HAW!!!! This episode features THREE horse stories! Amy is NOT a horse whisperer and neither was her dead mom so stop calling her that! Ty is a real sweetheart of the rodeo and definitely has a little crush on Amy. Also he LOVES a Dukati. Grandpa Jack is getting flirted with left right and centre. Lucky guy! Lou is just doing Lou stuff (like inviting Daddy to the open house). And Pegasus is f...

Well you can't spell Blew It without Lew (Lou?). Way to send that horse back to its owner without making sure it's ready ya dingus! The ranch is already in financial trouble Lou we can't have you fricking things up. But she's new at it and is going to make mistakes so all is forgiven. Also Ty build Amy a jumping track so she can start training Spartan. What a nice guy. I mean... he...

COWGIRL SUMMER III IS HERE!!! YEEEEE HAW! If you listened to the last episode you would have heard, right at the very end, that the Pure Boys are over that God shit. So over it. We were also tired of giving a platform to a hateful man like Kevin Sorbo and the folks that support him/the people he supports (this is not a political podcast). So it's time for a change. A fresh start. The first 100...

This is it! The finale of "May I Have This Dance" and maybe... Pure Boys?!?! That's right after 100 episodes we've decided to make some changes round here starting with episode 101. But don't worry about that for now. For NOW we've got to experience the majesty and splendour of a movie that's a real Step Up for the Step Up franchise! What do you do when your loser dan...

Skip this one Just when we thought the series couldn't Step Up anymore... its stopped Stepping Up. This movie is... dare i say it... a Step Down?!?!?!?! LESS MOOSE IS NOT GOOD MOOSE USE!!! There's more tWitch though so that's a Step Up. Miami is a nice location so I guess that's also a Step Up. The graffiti art is really creative so that's a gosh damn Step Up. I didn't know...

MOOSE! The MOOSE is loose! Step Up 3D is a real Step Up for the Step Up franchise. In that it introduces the third dimension to the Step Up universe. It also might be the last good Step Up movie? Oh god I hope not but we'll see. The story is even more irrelevant than the last movie. There's a school, sure. NYU! There's a crew, sure. Featuring tWitch! There's Channing Tateyums siste...

Shorty got them apple bottom jeans, boots with the jeans. She got the whole club looking at her jeans! Step Up 2 is a real STEP UP from Step Up! We got Moose! We got a new cutie in the lead! We got Flo Rida's third best song (after "I can't believe it" and a spoiler for next week)! This movie is a delight. "May I Have This Dance" is going so well and I'm sorry these...

Welcome to "May" I Have This Dance!!! That's right Martin's, we're doing the first 5 Step Up movies for the month of May. YAAAAAA WAAAY! Channing Tateyum, Alyson Stoner, others. This movie has such a stacked and racked cast (and we're not just talking about the school principal). We love dance movies and what better way to enjoy May than to watch the kings of dance movie...

Hey Soul Surfer! Ain't that Murfer Murfer on the radio? God is a shark and God loves punishment. When Bethany Hamilton cancels her mission trip to Mexico (in order to train for the super important surfing comp coming up) God sends a tiger shark to bite her arm off to teach her a lesson. Then he has fishermen catch and kill that shark to teach IT a lesson. Then he causes a tsunami to destroy Ph...

When God gets bored he decides to spice things up by telling Steve Carrell that the world is ending and he needs to build an ark. Classic God! It was all a prank bro don't even worry about it! I'm not flooding the whole world bro I'm just going to destroy your neighbourhood and most of Washington. It's just a prank. I'm going to even send polar bears and crocodiles to the ark....

More like "whipped to the tits" amirite?!?!?! The OG (original men) Adam and Steve decided that the best way to celebrate Jesus's death was by smoking a lot of the devils lettuce and then talking about The Passion of the Christ aka the whippingest movie around! When Jesus Christ ticks off the local priests (including Caiaphas!) it's up to Judas to betray him and set this whole th...

What do you get when you cross Jesus Christ, Mr Frisbee, Kesley Grammer, hippies and... what's this? Jesus Christ again? Ya get a Jesus Revolution capiche The OG, original men, mix things up a bit this week and review TWO things! What a treat for everyone <3 How many segments will there be next week? Kelsey is an absolute beauty in this movie and also is a man with real emotions that he is...

Weird Al said it best when he said... "As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know, I shun fancy things like electricity At 4:30 in the morning, I'm milkin' cows Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, foolAnd I've been milkin' and plowin' so l...

Bear witness to the SHOCKING CONCLUSION of "Can Christians Eat Pork?". The answer may shock you! David A.R. White, Tyler Perry or the Kendrick Brothers hit us up anytime for that sponsorship. We love you! pureboyspod@gmail.com or head to our speakpipe.com/pureboys to leave us a voice mail All our links: https://linktr.ee/pureboys

Wow what an episode! David AR White's garbage streaming service kept crapping out for Adam Creep so he only watched 30 minutes of this movie. How will we stretch this out to a full episode?!?! Maybe by adding a new segment? Maybe by adding to the legend of Adam farting in vacuums? Steve Creep is the allstar of this episode since he watched the entire movie.  Honestly Adam is so bummed he didn...

Finally a movie that teaches us how to find TRUE LOVE in this modern age of 2014!  Step 1: Lie about yourself on Christian Mingle Step 2: Meet a good Christian boy and beg him to kiss you on the first date Step 3: After 1-3 dates, fly to Mexico to help his family hang a bell in a church that was destroyed... also your lies are discovered and you get dumped Step 4: Decide to completely overhau...

*HOMOSEXUAL GARBAGE* (there's context for this) Kevin James is at the end of his hose. He saves lives as a firefighter but can't get his children on his insurance! That's when he gets the bright idea to marry his best friend Adam Sandler and commit fraud against the state of New York. Truly a fart warming story for the ages.  This episode has it all... the best porn star name ever created, so...

"Hero Month" marches on with this 1991 Ron Howard (remember Happy Days?) classic! Christmas Switched's William Baldwin is at the end of his hose. He saves lives as a firefighter but can't save some sleazy businessmen from getting what's coming to them. Maybe they shouldn't be shutting down fire stations and causing firefighters to have NO BACKUP?!?!  Whomst could be lighting these fires? Mayb...