Pure Boys: A Heartland Podcast

What's this? ANOTHER David A.R. White/Tommy Blaze aka the Blaze Man aka Mustard Man collab?!?! What's this one about? Well to put it simply... women need to serve men. THE END This movie has it all. An all star line up of Pureflix talent, camp, a great message that all broads should heed. I don't want to spoil too much as this is a great episode that you should just experience for yourself.  Puref...

We made it to the top of pillow mountain! Don't let the theme song fool you, there's only 2 beeps the whole episode! If you can guess what Steve was drinking we'll give you a years supply of episodes to listen to! And for the love of GOD don't say Yizz. Have some decorum. Find out how old we were when we got our first boners and made cream! Pureflix hit us up anytime for that sponsorship. We love...

"In an interview with Harper's Bazaar the 37-year-old actress denied that she and Moby had ever dated: “I was surprised to hear that he characterized the very short time that I knew him as dating because my recollection is a much older man being creepy with me,” Portman said. She also pointed out basic factual errors with his recollection in the book, saying that she was not 20, as he claimed in t...

Penultimate episode of *** Chance! We're in the endgame now. Will Katie convince Justin that Allicat69 is a good person? Will Justin kiss Allicat69 without her verbal consent? Will the children vote on which one of them is crucified this year at camp? The answers to these questions AND MORE are revealed in this episode.  Also as a bonus reveal, we figure out what Steve's name would be if he were o...

The Prayer List is a 2020 classic that's basically a love letter to the wife of Mark Sherwood and Tae Kwon Do (don't call it Karate). Between creepy dojo owners and dumb idiot doctors... she certainly ran into her fair share of losers in her life but Mark Sherwood is NOT one of them. Have you seen his forearms? Tulsa is a 13 hour drive from Minnesota. Is this movie REALLY trying to convince us tha...

This week we're talking *** Chance, minutes 60-65! This week we're talking *** Chance, minutes 60-65! This week we're talking *** Chance, minutes 60-65!

Who else is excited about Chloe's Mountains? Not Adam or Steve because they're both married. But maybe you incel creeps might be into them. Who knows! This movie features one of our favourite Christian Movie Trope. Using your death to guilt and strong arm someone into doing what they don't want to do! In this case it's giving up their life and autonomy for God! Worth it Chloe is a punk rock cospla...

We've heard your complaints. We've edited the show ONCE AGAIN to appease the soy boy cuck lords that were upset by our intro. This is the last time though! There's nothing left to edit! This episode took me 2 HOURS to edit. That's 4 times as long as it took to record. Worth it Who even knows or cares about what happens in this 5 minute *****. All i know is TO THE WINDOOOOOOOOOWS! TO THE WALL (to t...

Get out your clubs, crucifixes and dvd's of "Tall, Dark & Chicano" because we're talking Walking With Herb!!! This is the Facing the Giants of golf movies and that's a compliment! An unbelievable cast tells the story of scrappy underdog/millionaire banker Edward James Olmos and his mission from God. Will he succeed? Will he rediscover his faith? Will he get frickin LAID? The answer to all of t...

Hey *** ***** this week's Mid Week Freak Treat is a trip! GRANDMA IS DEAD JUSTIN FINDS OUT THE WALLS COME CRASHING DOWN Will Allicat69 be able to show her *** face at Week 2 of Camp Timberlake? I mean... probably right? We love you! pureboyspod@gmail.com or @pureboyspodcast on Twitter

Hey Focker! Christmas is OVER! Jesus is BORN (although studies suggest he most likely was born in the spring and Dec 25th was used instead because it was a Pagan Holiday and the Christians wanted to convert as many Pagans as they could so they took that special day and rebranded it as Jesus's Birthday) and the smell of Baby Fockers is in the air! This week the show gets a makeover because for "1 N...

Of all the *** Chance episodes this is certainly one of them!  Allicat69 starts feeling the fires of Hell nipping at her heels as the walls of her lies start to crumble around her. Grandma is in a coma now!  Alli won't let her friend come to church because Justin might be there and he might see her and know the jig was up! What a good friend! Also Merry Christmas Oranges to you and yours! pureboys...

Merry Christmas Oranges Angels at Cadillac Jack's! This week we're heading to a magical time and place, a throwback 50's nostalgia diner! When an ORPHAN reaches out to her mother to reconnect after 40 years there's no better place to go than Cadillac Jack's! There's freshly made soup! FYI Marconi is the guy who invented Radio as we know it. Also according to the song "We built this city on rock an...

Allison goes full Joker at the end of this one! What do you do when you're catfishing some guy, hitting it off, but then your ***** rival Erin shows up and starts flirting with him (even though he makes it clear he's not interested in her)? You fly off the handle and dump all your baggage on him and hound him about only being interested in women for their looks when... he's clearly been flirting w...

I can't believe neither of us made a "Christmas Angel/Chris Angel" joke this entire episode. That's almost as disappointing as this Kevin Sorbo/PUREFLIX ORIGINAL Classic! Seriously not even Della Reese and Tamara Mowry could pull this stink out of a nose dive. The Christmas Oranges Gluttony Spectacular rolls on (emphasis on the rolls amirite). You'll never guess what the tally is!! Honestly I coul...

So much lore! Not just for Adam and Steve but also for a corporate mascot that's near and dear to our farts. Shut up

Merry Christmas Oranges! What better way to honour a movie about orphans who's only joy in life is the single orange they receive at Christmas than doming 40 Christmas Oranges! Adam and Steve put the "stiff" in stiff competition and see who can eat the most Christmas Oranges. What happens next will SHOCK YOU! Also orphans lives suck and the Spanish Flu of 1918 was pretty sh*tty! Pureflix and Papa...

The boys were riding high after the all killer no filler Apocalypse V episode this week so they just kept it going and recorded this very professional *** Chance! Alli is lying to children and won't stop singing! Electric Ethan is going to straight up murder everyone at camp. The hits keep coming and they don't stop coming

Ok so this movie has NOTHING to do with the other 4 Apocalypse movies. There is no closure and the entire movie is like a bad episode of "The Outer Limits (please stand by)". Seriously it's just so bad. What a way to end Apocaylpsember! Yeah see you in hell

THE KIDS ARE HERE THE KIDS ARE HERE! If you love montages and talking about Dune (THE SPICE MELANGE) then you're going to lovi this episode! Allicat69 brings her baggage to camp and can't stop talking to preschoolers about it. How can she explain catfishing to a kid who doesn't know their arse from a hole in the ground. I bet they've never even been to rotten.com Sarah LeJeune we love you! Write u...

So you know how they totally offed Helen Hannah in the last movie? PSYCH! Helen is back and in the hands of the dastardly O.N.E. lead by Lucifer (yeah he's just going by that now and everyone's cool with it). Lucifer, the great deceiver, has plans to use Helen as an example to the world, to teach them the cost of being a HATER. He's doing this via a televised trial. Not a trial by combat... just a...

Electric Ethan, Vaginal Vicky, Jumping Justin, Alligator Adam, Alligator Steve, Alligator Allison, CHIZZ GIZZUM. These are just some of the names that you're going to get familiar with on this week's Mid Week Freak Treat! Allison is off to Christian as Frick Camp and guess who's there? "My name's Justin and I love Bustin"  Alli's fat suit makes her look like she's literally melting. It's great! pu...

*WARNING* Zacharoni drank an iced coffee right before the show and is in full Steamroller mode *WARNING* The Apocalypse rolls on! This week we review a movie with just the most buck wild casting we've seen yet. HOW did all these jabroni's end up in a movie together?! We explore the origins of mankind, discuss the devil and discover what a Taborrak board is (hint... it's nothing!) Pureflix or Papa...

Zacharoni will NEVER forgive Johnny for saying "No" to watching The Lawnmower Man Also Justin AND Ali spend back to back scenes cruising U (wayne) Night

BRONSON PEARL IS DEAD!  The anti christ gets a total "glow up" and Helen is back! Lawnmower Man plays a guy who has to go into VR to stop bad things from happening. A guy in a wheelchair falls in love with a blind woman. SO MUCH HAPPENS!!! Plus we discover the future of beverages as we know it! Papa John's we love you! Hit us up anytime for that sponsorship pureboyspod@gmail.com or @pureboyspodcas...