Pure Boys: A Heartland Podcast

Grab your chunnel and milk it dry, Big Dumb Bunny is at it again! This week he's ignoring God's help and helping a sea captain make some scratch thanks to the pregnant milf from Marriage Retreat and her limp wristed libtard cuck husband. Things ago afoul when they happen upon 2 fellas trying to run drugs. Will BDB save the day? Will the cuck's wife respect him? The answer to both... is NO! Great s...

Bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, full count, a romance in the outfield? We couldn't do a month of baseball movies and NOT end with the holiest of holy.  Angels in the Outfield is the story of a bad dad, a prayer to a God (male or female), Angels interfering with sports and the absolute worst season of baseball imaginable if you weren't a California Angels fan. Joseph Gorodon Leviitate stars as J...

Big Dumb Bunny tm is back at it again! This time he gets a widdle bonk on the noggin in small town America, gets his hog stolen and has to win a friggin poker game against a corrupt town official to get it back! God's plan If you love Casino Royale as much as Adam does (while also acknowledging that James Bond is a garbage trash franchise) you'll love this episode! Pureflix hit us up anytime for t...

What's this? A movie about WOMEN'S baseball?!?!?! That's right, while the men were off fighting literal Nazi's in WWII and saving the world, they let women play baseball. What if they had their periods and got blood on the bases?!?! No one seemed to care. Luckily Mensa's Geena Davis was there to do the splits and hit dingers and make people care about women's baseball. They even had their own "Wor...

Adam is hopped up on goofballs thanks to his dentist so this is a wild ride. Almost as wild as riding your hog at 75 mph on a dirt road full of deer. Big Dumb Bunny is back at it again, helping people like a 2 pump chump. Only this week he's helping some lady deal with poachers on her land. There's even some gun play in this episode so it's automatically better than last week's snooze fest. If you...

Here's a riddle for you. What has 2 strikes and 3 balls? A FULL COUNT! Week 2 of Spring Training is a grand slam! This movie is buck wild and truly embraces the potential of a "Christian" movie. God F's around with a family for literally no reason and then just sends an ANGEL to sort it all out since they're totally fricked. God is a cool dude with a huge dinger. Baseball is sort of in this movie,...

Motorcycle lovers you've been put on notice! This week we really dig into the world of motorcycle culture and what a brat pack it is. We also talk about priests and how weird it must be listening to confessions from teenage boys. Don Swayze plays the leader of Big Dumb Bunnies old motorcycle gang and we are all in for that! Toyota Tacoma, Coca Cola Classic. These are just some of the brands we men...

Play ball! It's April and that can only mean one thing... baseball is back and Spring Training is on! We're watching only the holiest of baseball movies for the entire month of April so grab your jock strap, pack some chaw in your upper/lower lip and inject steroids right into your forearms, it's going to be a home run of a month! Blah blah blah movie stuff. Everyone in this movie is a terrible pe...

Vroom Vroom that's the sounds of Sons of Thunder! Big dumb bunny from Hittin the Breaks stars in this Pureflix Classic. When the cartel (or maybe the Mexican police) chase a latinx woman over the border, it's up to big dumb bunny to help her out. Partnering with a probably racist Texas rancher and his son, Big Dumb Bunny gets what's coming to him and I guess saves the day somehow! What a guy. Pure...

More like Pen15Dragon amirite?  Dr Chad Burns and Aaron Burns present: a rare movie experience. A movie that starts with a tempering of expectations by Dr Chad Burns and Aaron Burns. I've never seen that before ever. Not even the Zacky Snydy cut of Justice League had that.  If you loved Beyond the Behind the Mask... you probably are related to Dr Chad Burns and Aaron Burns and therefore you'll lov...

Wake up, Listen up and Whoooooa! It's the SERIES finale of The Beverlys. They were 3 girls from 2 different worlds and the all collided. Felt so alone, all hope was gone then God provided. Yeah Mr Tommy Blaze took them in, ..... truly begin, having the time of their lives and we're all invited. Not your strongest outing Pureflix but Raya Sunshine is a star and should be treated as Pureflix royalty...

Yeesh this movie. You can actually hear Adam run out of fricks as this episode goes on.  What happens to a community when a prominent couple gets murdered in their own home? They all get mass hysteria and act like jackasses (it's in the bible don't sweat it). Pureflix you should take this on off your service. It sucks pureboyspod@gmail.com or @pureboyspodcast on Twitter We love you! Except Shawn J...

Penultimate episode of The Beverlys! More like Pen15ultimate amirite? Tommy Blaze is barely in this episode. But on the plus side we get a lot more Jamie and MARTIN! Martin aka Rascal is a real treat. We love him! Also we talk a lot about periods so strap in for that! pureboyspod@gmail.com or @pureboyspodcast on Twitter. We love you!

Buenos Aries! Welcome to the final chapter in our "Food and Fricking Trilogy" Julie & Julia is the beautiful story of Julia Child and her husband Paul's time in France in 1949, the love they share and the culinary journey she embarks on. Also there's some stuff happening around 9/11 above a pizza place but who cares The Tucc is loose in this one ladies and germs Pureflix/ the estate of Julia C...

(Get down!) Pepperonis and Salamis!  (Get down!)You are now listening to  (Get down!) the Real (Get down!) And that would be  (Get down!) Martin... The Beverlys (Get down!) and the new label (Get down!) PUUUUUUREFLIIIIX Top down, chrome spinnin You see the boss grinnin I'm lovin these damn women! God bless Pharrell, God bless ALL members of Clipse, We love you pureboyspod@gmail.com or @pureboyspod...

Salame ai peperoni Che bella puntata abbiamo in serbo per voi oggi! Questa settimana saliamo su un aereo e passiamo un po' di tempo a sfogliare i nostri fagioli "Under the Tuscan Sun". Unisciti a Dianne Lane mentre parte per un viaggio di 40 anni in giro per l'Italia! Monte Bene! Bellisimo! Hai dato vita ai miei sogni!  Dio benedica il nostro podcast. Dio benedica tutti i podcast. Ti vogliamo bene...

Mama Mia (thats Pepperoni Salami for Mama Mia) it's ANOTHER episode of The Beverlys. Since Tommy Blaze follows us on Twitter now and is our best friend we were very nice to him this episode. Can YOU say the same thing? When the final trumpet is blown and Mt Vesuvius explodes can you go to Heaven with a clear conscience? I doubt it! Adam mistakenly refers to this episode as episode 4. He deeply reg...

March the first be with you. And also with you! Farm to fork to mouth to butt to toilet to love is the focus of THIS week's Pure Boys! When Sous Chef Alice gets the opportunity to judge a cooking competition in beautiful Kansas City, her whole life changes! Say goodbye to steak and potatoes and hello to beautiful french cuisine. The real star of this movie though is Chef Raphael. A hunky frenchman...

What a week for the Beverlys! First Tommy Beverly dies... his hair! Then the girls get homeschooled and play pranks on their teacher Jamie. THEN Martin gets a Ferrari! Wow will wonders never cease? If Eric Clapton dies next week we were not involved (this note is just for the police). We love him! Pureflix/Tommy Blaze hit us up anytime for that sponsorship/writing team up. pureboyspod@gmail.com or...

Eat FRESH! What a way to kick off Year 2 AD than with a brand new Pureflix classic. David A.R. White plays Malibu Dan, a former Chicago PIG (respect the thin blue line or die mother F-er) who lives in Malta (where they filmed this dang movie!) doing boat tours and running from his past. Luckily a very drunk Steven Bauer is hanging around waiting to ruin Dan's life. Throw in the very handsome Jeff...

Shouldn't it be "The Beverlys Run Away" not Runaway. Runaway is what you would call someone who ran away. Not the act of running away. Am I wrong here? Would you know my name if I saw you in Heaven? Are there pubes in heaven? Pureflix or Tommy Blaze hit us up anytime for that sponsorship! We want to get shot in Beckman II! We love you! pureboyspod@gmail.com or @pureboyspodcast on Twitter

🤱Hard to believe that Valentine's Day 2021 was already a year ago. What a ride it's been! We've learned so much about movies, purity, cowgirls, Madea and of course The Lord. So what better way to celebrate that than by going back to the boys that started this whole thing... The Kendrick Bros.  We dive deep into the world of their 2011 masterpiece "Courageous". A story about the thin blue line and...

Back pain! Sailors! HIYABUSA! This episode has it all! Thomas tasks the children to write a hit song in less than 24 hours or else everyone is going to be homeless. No pressure. Do the girls succeed? We don't really get an answer. The song they perform is fine but it's no "Where have all the cowboys gone" by Paula Cole. Tommy Blaze hit us up at anytime for that sponsorship! We want to join your wr...

Season Finale? We've got a lot of notes for this one so strap the F in. 🤱 First off, a big veiny Thank You to all you fudgepackers out there who've listened to the show and told your friends and left reviews and all that stuff. We love you and your support means the world to us! Sincerely! Secondly, the keyboardist/singer for Long Live Logos is in PRISON for drunkenly driving and causing a car ac...

Thomas Blaze stars in this Pureflix original series!  When record producer Tommy Beverly needs some positive publicity he offers to look after 3 orphans for a couple days while they find new homes. Little does he expect that these young unwanted kids will worm their way into his heart... or that they'd turn out to be a super talented krumping trio ripe for exploitation! That's how they became "The...