Poddy Mouths

Talkin’ ‘bout Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, Snacks, plus Dessert all in one day if you could even imagine all of that. Then- going down a little memory lane of memories if you could remember even one. IT’S SUMMER and we are both bloated and HUNGRY. WHERE TO FIND US: Follow Us! https://www.instagram.com/poddy.mouths.pod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@poddy.mouths https://www.youtube.com/@Poddy. Mouths. Poddy...

Feeling quasi-chalant these days until we finally get some GOOD news. You know, THE headline that we have been anticipating. Two of our most educated women you know wish to celebrate the absolute downfall of the orange man. Walk with us as we explain the perfect ideal day when we finally get the big news. Happy 250th birthday, America! WHERE TO FIND US: Follow Us! https://www.instagram.com/poddy.m...

Did you hear about the complete and utter DRAMA between Elon Musk, Ciara Miller, Zendaya, Fibula, and Role Model?! Here’s where we dish it all out. After an anticipated Emily Walker weekend, all we could do was discuss internet beef today. Let us know whose side you’re on when it comes to nepotism and betrayal. And Deuxmoi… hire us? WHERE TO FIND US: Follow Us! https://www.instagram.com/poddy.mout...

Well Howdy! Hope you’re absolutely loving this brand new southern drawl we have acquired. Listen to find out if it helped us achieve our goal of earning a big fat kiss this weekend. From Nashville’s best Honky Tonks to a torrential downpour at Bonnaroo, and then back to Nash, we barely made it out alive (Stine cannot handle 4+ mimosas before the airport apparently). Now, we are terminally sick wit...

Take a look around and start seeing: Summer 2026 Ins and Outs! You’re going to want to share these new tips, tricks, and opinions with your very best friends for an unofficial rule book of SUMMER! It’s right around the corner, so you’ll want to get started ASAP as possibly quick.   Some of our favorites include: Ins = Drinking, Midnight Sun, Love Island Outs= Saying no to your best friend, Not goi...

The curse of episode 50 has seeped its way into episode 51. Another re-record was needed and we feel repugnant about it. Wednesdays, am I right!!!??? That’s definitely going to make you feel a certain type of way, publicly or privately, in your stomach and body, that might be hard to explain. Grab a Liqqy D (Liquid Death, of course) and cheers to another episode of your favorite two bestie girls m...

Happy 50 episodes to the girls. The girls, being- Crispy and her real hair, and Stine and her new lip flip. If you identify as someone who needs two glasses of wine in order to get through the day, this episode is of course for you obviously. Get ready to wake up spread eagle in your bed the morning after listening to this. It’s a fat episode for you this time because we are special episode 50 yea...

So if YOU’RE here… that means your mom and dad… 😲 …my man 🤝😏  Also, new vocab word just dropped. Stine will not know the correct spelling, pronunciation, or origins of this word until after the episode was recorded, we’ll have you know.  Decoupage | noun de·​cou·​page ˌdā-(ˌ)kü-ˈpäzh Decoupage is the art of decorating objects by gluing paper cutouts (such as napkins, tissue paper, or rice paper...

A brewery or two, a karaoke night, a trip to Idyllwild… and a white lady who said WHAT!?? Tune in this episode for a mini road trip adventure, plus cocktails you NEED to try in LA, and some new party ideas you can throw in your very own home. WHERE TO FIND US: Follow Us! https://www.instagram.com/poddy.mouths.pod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@poddy.mouths https://www.youtube.com/@Poddy. Mouths. Poddy....

Right here, officer, lock them up! These two girls are being sent to jail on accounts of uhhhh laughing and giggling. Punishable by beheading with a sword. We get felonious AF this episode. Next up, MadLibs.”Absolutely hilarious, completely ridiculous.” (; WHERE TO FIND US: Follow Us! https://www.instagram.com/poddy.mouths.pod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@poddy.mouths https://www.youtube.com/@Poddy. M...

Eff them, we don’t mind saying it. Relax with us while we reflect on our weekends through Haikus. Not just regular story-telling, but poetic story-telling… we need to drink a lot less. Goodnight, sleep tight, bagayaya.   WHERE TO FIND US: Follow Us! https://www.instagram.com/poddy.mouths.pod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@poddy.mouths https://www.youtube.com/@Poddy. Mouths. Poddy. Mouths Follow Crispy h...

Aren’t you glad you don’t have to do any of this? Two drinks, two girls, two mirrors, and some plans for the weekend. Get ready with us AGAIN while we tell you what we’re glad we will NEVER have to do (again). Some questions for the audience: Is it a white person thing to abbreviate your grocery store? What’s the worst thing that can happen to you during puberty? Is Glen Powell growing on you? Do...

Sleazy little secret word episode but neither of us got it.</3 Guess we’ll have to go jam out to indie sleaze music, win a costume contest, and discuss which celebrities are on the path to becoming rep*blican! Today’s special episode also includes some real-time song writing. How special, I was SO hoping you would sing something related to a car.  WHERE TO FIND US: Follow Us! https://www.instag...

Do you even give a shit? We sure don’t. Lately, we haven’t been giving a FUCK, in fact. And we don’t care- so don’t ask us about it. Because we aren’t giving an F. Not a single one. So if you’ve been all up and caring about March Madness, The Beatles, how much a delicious $9 latte is going to send us back, etc., then do NOT bother us about it. Because our motto has been #IDGAF lately. WHAT YOU SHO...

Out with the old, and in with the new. It’s time for a Fabulous™ spring cleaning routine for spring time. Change your air filters to block those various airborne pollutants! Yuck!!! We are talking to you-YouTube feet freaks, ever take into consideration that you should wipe the bottom of your white shoes? Well, now you should. While you’re at it, bump this brand new playlist that we have curated f...

We ain’t mad at ya honey! Dive into the dance floor this episode while we break down our weekends in separate clubs- both on land and on ship. Girl, when I say, like, messy, I mean like, we saw COUCA...but enough of that, let’s skip to the good part. ;)  WHERE TO FIND US: Follow Us! https://www.instagram.com/poddy.mouths.pod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@poddy.mouths https://www.youtube.com/@Poddy. Mou...

New insults just dropped, but they’re not for the mirror this time. <3 They’re for the h8rs. To everyone busting our chops lately: Your aura is literally gray.  To those raising our rent: you have an unprecedented lack of rhythm. Send this to someone who you wouldn’t invite as a plus one to just about anything.  (Sorry about the audio - Crispy made an oopsie!) WHERE TO FIND US: Follow Us! https...

You have such an intriguing way of existing in a space with other people!!! I CANNOT believe we are friends! You could totally pull off capris!! These are just SOME of the many compliments you can pay to your best friends. Alas... these flatteries are based on the essence of who they are, not how they look. Your friend might wish you stuck to appearance-based compliments after all.  WHERE TO FIND...

What’s spicier than a haunted museum and some girls' night crafts? The lunar new year, obviously. We’re talkin’ bout waking up in Vegas PLUS ideas to elevate your get-together with a little game or two involving hexing and cyanide. So darling. AND HOW!? WHERE TO FIND US: Follow Us! https://www.instagram.com/poddy.mouths.pod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@poddy.mouths https://www.youtube.com/@Poddy....

Subscribe buttons are red, Our checks will be blue. Make us go viral,  and we’ll send toe pics to you. XOXO To all of you who have been following and supporting our content so far, WE LOVE YOUUUUU. Have a very Poddy Mouths Valentine’s Day. And if you don’t feel like it? Try this ANTI-VALENTINES DAY playlist we’ve made for those who want to un-celebrate. <3  WHERE TO FIND US: Follow Us! https://...

Dear diary, it’s my best friend’s birthday and I don’t know how to tell her I’m in love with her and want to just get into the idea of kissing (romantically) with her. Should I make a playlist? Ugh, you can’t answer me, you’re a diary. Happy Birthday month to Crispy. Happy BHM and also happy month of literal love and romance and Vegas. Xoxo  WHERE TO FIND US: Follow Us! https://www.instagram.com/p...

Have you ever been so hungover for so long it feels like that’s going to be your default state for as long as you live? Take that feeling, and then add a few power outages and a fire alarm  being set off in your apartment building, and you’ve got yourself a view of halfway down. Feeling like we’ve drunk a little too much of Kuzco’s poison last night and also the night before and prior to that as w...

As promised, we are curating a good vibe for 2026 so far. There’s a lot to predict here. Diving into that LGB pool, hopping in and around of our ins and outs, and being as  mischievous as possible during these precedented times, finally. Of course, you can also find our new Poddy Mouths official season 2 playlist on our profile. Here’s to hoping our parlays hit.  WHERE TO FIND US: Follow Us! https...

The mood is right, the episode’s up, we are here online, and that’s enough. The last full fat one of 2025. We are ending this pretty average year with holiday cheer and looking forward to new ideas and goals in 2026 in a huge way, as a whole. And can we just say, Ws in the chat if you are feeling merry. Simply have a wonderful Christmas time with these two jolly pieces of girl.  WHERE TO FIND US:...

Every single one of you (talkin’ bout maybe 3?) said you just absolutely loved and adored our previous episode on “things we find incredibly chic” lately. Allora, so much can change in the second half of a year, so we have made an event out of updating this beloved list. Get your thrifted notepad from your notepad collection, obviously, and colored eyeliner so you can write these down. WHERE TO FI...