Poddy Mouths

Just vote… by the time you’re reading this, election results will be out. Let’s hope you voted the right way (LEFT)! What’s up with these headaches and hangovers lately? Could it be due to the drinking and staying out late and drinking too much and partying and the drinking of it all perhaps? Guess you’ll find out by tuning into this episode- with a special treat- DON’T SAY THE SECRET WORD!!! Chee...

On the spectrum of trick or treat… are you a trum..supporter? Are you locked in with twin [friendship bracelets]? Do you have original jokes, or do you steal them from screenshots of tweets. Find out the answers to these hard-hitting questions in episode 70 of Poddy Mouths!  Happy Halloween Week!  WHERE TO FIND US: Follow Us! https://www.instagram.com/poddy.mouths.pod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@podd...

Talk about those wins, girl. It’s episode 69. Really looking forward to seeing more Ws. Cheers to you and that-it’s been a heavy drinking week, but also no heavier than the weeks prior. Now, here’s the thing. We DO like to make jokes in the comedy sphere. It’s episode 69 and we are circling back to drinking once again. WHERE TO FIND US: Follow Us! https://www.instagram.com/poddy.mouths.pod/ https:...

To keep the spooky season alive, we discuss Halloween candy, real-life horrors, and the still-evolving Kelly Clarkson VS Art of Play saga. Whose side are YOU on? Also, is Hellen Keller real to you? Do you dry clean your costumes? Plus- a quick DWTS take from last week’s episode.  WHERE TO FIND US: Follow Us! https://www.instagram.com/poddy.mouths.pod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@poddy.mouths https://w...

Ever been afraid before? Yeah, who can relate!? (woo). This episode of Poddy Mouths, we, Crispy and Stine, reveal our biggest fears, and then make it very clear we do not claim them. Also, if you’re looking for the best costume ideas for trios or even quad costume ideas, tune in for some inspiration. Any friend group of 3 would be itching to wear these this Halloween. Anyways, how do you want to b...

RAWRRR it’s Spooky Szn finally! PUNMPKIIIINNNNNN. We are so unbelievably excited for this fall season that we have curated and created a fall bucket list. Including but not limited to a spooktastic adventure at the Queen Mary. PLUS a new fall song of the season? Not all of this requires alcohol but we would be remiss if it was not so.  WHERE TO FIND US: Follow Us! https://www.instagram.com/poddy.m...

And just like that… Crispy finally convinced Stine to start watching Sex And The City. And just like that, it’s all she can think about. And just like that, it’s time to get a medical prescription from none other than Dr. Cool. Additionally, here are some pizzas that don’t exist. And just like that as well, some minion speak in there for good measure.  WHERE TO FIND US: Follow Us! https://www.inst...

Selling clothes and where to buy them and also what NOT to buy. Check out Crispy’s Depop link in the notes below. Trigger Warning: This episode contains Minion language which might be sensitive to some listeners.  WHERE TO FIND US: Follow Us! https://www.instagram.com/poddy.mouths.pod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@poddy.mouths https://www.youtube.com/@Poddy. Mouths. Poddy. Mouths Follow Crispy https://...

As if we did not have enough reality TV to catch up on, we have added Dancing With The Stars to the list. While we are going into this season blindly, we do have some educated guesses on what will unfold. Starting with but not limited to: Stine being overwhelmed with the beauty of the art form we call dance, as well as our papa Connor Wood winning fans over with his charisma. An incredibly stacked...

Looking forward to cracking up lately? Let me scootch right by ya and pitch these party ideas. This is the opposite of TikTok Premium. It is, instead, a 42 minute long run-on sentence from two really tired girls overexplaining concepts we don’t quite understand just yet. Anyways, on to birthday party themes!!! And naturally after that, marriage! We hope you see you as we walk down the aisle.  WHER...

It’s an issue if they like Crispy, and it’s an issue if they’re mean to Stine. That’s the rule, that’s the goal here. What are we doing?  Study these new icks and red flags to make sure you become the absolute perfect person to date. This is your guidebook on exactly what not to do.  WHERE TO FIND US: Follow Us! https://www.instagram.com/poddy.mouths.pod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@poddy.mouths https...

F*CK, Marry, K*ll but we are getting back to the absolute basics of primary education: shapes, colors, word combos, and dance moves. We are giving you an omnipresent, ever-growing, infinitely loving episode filled with brand new vocabulary. You’re gonna freaking love it so much you’ll start method acting, whatever that means.  WHERE TO FIND US: Follow Us! https://www.instagram.com/poddy.mouths.pod...

Summer is NOT over yet, and you can’t use that term loosely. Get ready with us while we talk some shit, and if you cannot see us on camera, it’s probably because of the danessa myricks blurring powder. So wipe those eyes clean and clear, beat your face, and experiment with some new goals this summer! We are coming for you, August! Oh! And new playlists on spotify for you.  WHERE TO FIND US: Follow...

Cowabunga, we are riding the crimson wave during Shark Week! AKA this episode is all about GETTING YOUR PERIOD. Out of tampons? We’ve got some alternatives for ya to plug right up. Not feeling so great? This episode is full of ideas to help combat your worst period symptoms. PLUS…a tale of a hit and run and a masterpiece ahead of its time.  WHERE TO FIND US: Follow Us! https://www.instagram.com/po...

Another episode that could potentially be sponsored by Trader Joes if they ever wanted to mess around and do that. When you’re not finding us online, you’ll be absolutely finding us in the kitchen, where we ought to be, I guess, as wives to husbands. Once you know what our love is going to feel like, nothing else will feel right.  WHERE TO FIND US: Follow Us! https://www.instagram.com/poddy.mouths...

Talkin’ ‘bout Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, Snacks, plus Dessert all in one day if you could even imagine all of that. Then- going down a little memory lane of memories if you could remember even one. IT’S SUMMER and we are both bloated and HUNGRY. WHERE TO FIND US: Follow Us! https://www.instagram.com/poddy.mouths.pod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@poddy.mouths https://www.youtube.com/@Poddy. Mouths. Poddy...

Feeling quasi-chalant these days until we finally get some GOOD news. You know, THE headline that we have been anticipating. Two of our most educated women you know wish to celebrate the absolute downfall of the orange man. Walk with us as we explain the perfect ideal day when we finally get the big news. Happy 250th birthday, America! WHERE TO FIND US: Follow Us! https://www.instagram.com/poddy.m...

Did you hear about the complete and utter DRAMA between Elon Musk, Ciara Miller, Zendaya, Fibula, and Role Model?! Here’s where we dish it all out. After an anticipated Emily Walker weekend, all we could do was discuss internet beef today. Let us know whose side you’re on when it comes to nepotism and betrayal. And Deuxmoi… hire us? WHERE TO FIND US: Follow Us! https://www.instagram.com/poddy.mout...

Well Howdy! Hope you’re absolutely loving this brand new southern drawl we have acquired. Listen to find out if it helped us achieve our goal of earning a big fat kiss this weekend. From Nashville’s best Honky Tonks to a torrential downpour at Bonnaroo, and then back to Nash, we barely made it out alive (Stine cannot handle 4+ mimosas before the airport apparently). Now, we are terminally sick wit...

Take a look around and start seeing: Summer 2026 Ins and Outs! You’re going to want to share these new tips, tricks, and opinions with your very best friends for an unofficial rule book of SUMMER! It’s right around the corner, so you’ll want to get started ASAP as possibly quick.   Some of our favorites include: Ins = Drinking, Midnight Sun, Love Island Outs= Saying no to your best friend, Not goi...

The curse of episode 50 has seeped its way into episode 51. Another re-record was needed and we feel repugnant about it. Wednesdays, am I right!!!??? That’s definitely going to make you feel a certain type of way, publicly or privately, in your stomach and body, that might be hard to explain. Grab a Liqqy D (Liquid Death, of course) and cheers to another episode of your favorite two bestie girls m...

Happy 50 episodes to the girls. The girls, being- Crispy and her real hair, and Stine and her new lip flip. If you identify as someone who needs two glasses of wine in order to get through the day, this episode is of course for you obviously. Get ready to wake up spread eagle in your bed the morning after listening to this. It’s a fat episode for you this time because we are special episode 50 yea...

So if YOU’RE here… that means your mom and dad… 😲 …my man 🤝😏  Also, new vocab word just dropped. Stine will not know the correct spelling, pronunciation, or origins of this word until after the episode was recorded, we’ll have you know.  Decoupage | noun de·​cou·​page ˌdā-(ˌ)kü-ˈpäzh Decoupage is the art of decorating objects by gluing paper cutouts (such as napkins, tissue paper, or rice paper...

A brewery or two, a karaoke night, a trip to Idyllwild… and a white lady who said WHAT!?? Tune in this episode for a mini road trip adventure, plus cocktails you NEED to try in LA, and some new party ideas you can throw in your very own home. WHERE TO FIND US: Follow Us! https://www.instagram.com/poddy.mouths.pod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@poddy.mouths https://www.youtube.com/@Poddy. Mouths. Poddy....

Right here, officer, lock them up! These two girls are being sent to jail on accounts of uhhhh laughing and giggling. Punishable by beheading with a sword. We get felonious AF this episode. Next up, MadLibs.”Absolutely hilarious, completely ridiculous.” (; WHERE TO FIND US: Follow Us! https://www.instagram.com/poddy.mouths.pod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@poddy.mouths https://www.youtube.com/@Poddy. M...