Poddy Mouths

Stine’s embarrassing date stories 🤝 Crispy remembers her daydrinking gone wrong = some of the worst collabs of 2025. Wow, we love nostalgia. Can’t wait to start being better and different probably in the new year!  Look out for Poddy Mouths X Going absolutely crazy viral in 2026.  WHERE TO FIND US: Follow Us! https://www.instagram.com/poddy.mouths.pod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@poddy.mouths https:/...

Yum, it's big execution time for a little mini kookie! Know what it’s NOT time for? Balling in the hallway. It’s beautiful outside, so you need to get out there while you can. Oh, Mr. Gardener!!!! OMG and TTYL and LOL and LMK along with other acronyms… they’re all invited. Nobody gets left out unless Siri says so. Now track that yule log, skidmarks! It’s holiday szn.  WHERE TO FIND US: Follow...

The title pretty much speaks for itself here. It’s the list you’ve all been waiting for: Poddy Mouth’s Men of the Year (2025). Hey did you all know that People magazine and GQ are entirely two different magazines? With two separate and completely different lists of men that they like to feature? Per year? Did you know that? In Crispy’s words, “ I don’t think we need to be celebrating men this hard...

History lessons, tirimasu, songs on our minds this week, and little #TheseAreFiveThings improv game to wrap up the episode. It’s giving…. Thanks?!! In a theatre kid type of way. YAS with that ASMR! This ep covered some of our spending habits, as we paid tribute to everything we have ever bought due to the influence of an online advertisement. Hate to say it, but they work. Have so much fun archite...

Ah, yes, the dust of fall is upon us on this day. After your post-dodgers world-series celebration, grab a fall-themed cocktail and drink it at the New York City Marathon race. Pour one out for the late KitKat, affectionately known as 'mayor of 16th Street' in San Francisco. Then, continue following along for these VIRAL TRENDS you DON’T want to miss, especially if you’re registered to vot...

It’s the Poddy Mouths Halloween Spookytacular Episode of Thrills! This is not a true crime comedy podcast, but there are truths being shared, and if they weren’t, that would be a crime. Happy Halloween specifically to the old man with a huge perky dumper working at Six Flags Magic Mountain. On that same note, we wish a very bad nightmare this evening to anyone who drops stuff off of a roller coast...

Picture this- it’s 2009 and you’re in the computer room after school. Instead of doing homework, you’ve opened a new tab on Firefox and have fallen down a rabbit hole of dark internet theories that will shape your world view.  That being said, thank you to Stine’s mother for sending skeleton hand gloves to keep our fingers cold in Los Angeles, CA. Also, happy anniversary to Chaz and Kira.  Even de...

That moment when you decorate for spooky season and Ms. Spirit Halloween and her best friend Aunt Gladys (prequel) show up to clown around and literally wreck the place… UGH am I right?!? Like any two besties, we are not really strangers whatsoever- and we’ve got the game to prove it! Plus, it’s free. No need to trade ETH to afford this one. Just like and subscribe etc. WHERE TO FIND US: Follow Us...

Guten Tag!!!!!!! Velcom back Creespie from ze Germany!!! Vee missed you! But before we get into this overseas adventure, let us introduce you to Candi and Chuck. They’re high school crushes (he doesn’t know it yet), but more of an enemies to lovers arc, if you could imagine. Then you gotta pack that suitcase and head across the pond for an Oktoberfest of a lifetime with Jason and his pals. [Jason...

Television. We’ve all seen some! If you’re the type of sicko to start and finish full seasons of a show within one day, then this episode is for you. Our next episode is probably also for you, as well as the one before. You might as well go ahead and binge all of Poddy Mouths. TELEVISION TIER LIST EPISODE OUT NOW! Do you agree with our list? Share your takes in the comments below!!!!!! WHERE TO FI...

LITTLE MINI BITE SIZED EPI TODAY! Think of it like this: Poddy Mouths had just turned 20. Now we are 21, hungover, and absolutely feeling the negative effects of alcohol in a big way (See: Episode 14). What better way to heal from that mess than to build a personification of a hangover, a rat, and an overall smelly person… through the art of a spotify playlist? Behold! Building an Echo Park Silver...

Happy twentieth freaking episode birthday to PODDY MOUTHS THE PODCAST!!!! *huge cheering noise, lasers, epic confetti crowd cheering scream noises and epic celebration stuff* One thing (or 20) about us is that we love a list, so this little 20th episode extravaganza holds the magic and wisdom of what things make Crispy and Stine who they are in a big way. 2 girls, 2 lists, one amalgamation of who...

Buckle up, skidmarks <3 You’re about to board the academic joyride that is Stine’s favorite vocabulary words PLUS Crispy’s favorite rollercoasters. One thing we can all agree on, moving out of one apartment and into another is an abysmal experience. No need to take that one to Merriam-Webster. She sounds hot though. Tap tf in below.  WHERE TO FIND US: Follow Us! https://www.instagram.com/poddy....

NOT CLICKBAIT… We MOVED!!!!!!!? I think we’re going to do something today. We had a lot planned, but you know how they say God laughs at those things- like when you plan something. Anyways, lots of reflecting on our previous episode, nostalgia, and some fall-specific ins and outs for Q3 of 2025. Crack open some kombuchas [SHE CAUGHT  ABEER ON CAMERA!?] in our new apartment with us and give it a lo...

Hey it’s us, Barack and Michelle. JK! FOOLED YOU! It’s been Stine and Crispy the whole time. Just loosing it up over around these parts. Keepin’ it loose while we keep the episode tight. Wouldn’t you rather it be that way? Spin the wheel spin and find out or whatever.  Wait a second…. Woah mamma-  is that Elvis? Stuck inside a bowling ball?? An elephant trunk sized wee-wee? A hot jar of mayo? A be...

Pip pip, cheerio, mates! Crack on this friday to poddy mouths episode 16! We are getting figurative in the literal sense of it all. Things we tried this episode: Pretending for a second that British “people” are real  Going live on tiktok Going live on instagram Using the word “Smidgen” Non-misogynistic trad-wivery  Having kittens Taking a slash. Having a cack.  WHERE TO FIND US: Follow Us! https:...

Sweating buckets, guessing secret words, FREESTYLING AGAIN!!!!!!? Guys….. We thought unfortunately this was going to be a throw away episode at first. Think again. Once Benson j Booner was mentioned, you know we level tf up. So if you’re in the mood for: A physical altercation Walking down memory lane via the Facebook Getting pissed at Stine’s toes wiggling (sorry I have a condition)  Christmas Ch...

D.A.R.E. us to stop drinking. Please . Someone seriously please take it away, it’s probably for the best.  Look, we have all had our fair share of getting a little bit too turnt and also torn as well as “toe up” to reach a state of inebriationhood. For many, you learn your lesson and your limits. For Crispy and Stine, we love to test our limits.  On this episode of P effin’ M, we share the recent...

OooooOOooOoOOOooIhhh WAIITOORRRR!! This is a totally special episode because we performed magic, AND got served fancy drinks that we did not have to make. Plus, a surprise guest enters the villa. #Jason does the things for us that we don’t wanna do. And boy, are we glad we don’t need to do any of that sh*t.  Mr. Magic 8 ball guides us through the decision making process on what kind of entertainme...

Pack your SPF sh*t stains, you don’t wanna get burnt from how bright our futures are according to that big fat deck of tarot. This ‘sode covers our new playlist which you can find on our link tree. It’s for the girlies who burn easily- couldn’t be us though. That does NOT align with our values.    WHERE TO FIND US: Follow Us! https://www.instagram.com/poddy.mouths.pod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@podd...

Dear Diary, Poddy Mouths is made of the two most popular, hot, and funny girls in the whole school. It’s simply not fair how Stine and Crispy are beloved and also nice and have the cutest clothes, best grades, and can get away with cursing a lot. What do they have that I don’t!!!?? ^This is what it will look like when we have haters… whenever that’ll be. Can’t relate yet, everyone loves us.  This...

WE ARE SICK! And got into a fight </3 :,( BUT now we have NEW RULES for July. … And the one of them is to go listen to our Anti-Capitalism, Non-Patriotic, Extremely Liberal playlist (find it on our spotify playlists page). In addition, lip filler is so back, and so is Mad Libs. And one thing you need to know about Stine? She has always loved Barbie before the hype. One thing you need to know ab...

We are crapping out of our souls these days. And it’s not because we heard it’s 100 the grease fahrenheit out in New Jersey rn. It’s because Crispy’s going viral on #LoveIslandTikTok and as a result, we are bubbling around like a McDonald’s Sprite. Dip your fingers in the Jelly Bean bag with us and live a little!!!! Our manifestations are coming true. <3  WHERE TO FIND US: Follow Us! https://ww...

DoInG OuR MaKeUp aNd LiTerALllLLllyyyyyYYY taLk!nG sH!t (telling stories of when we have crapped our pants). Look, anyone who’s ANYONE has crapped into their own panties before, amirite? This is not a metaphor. We are quite literally telling you (listener/viewer) true facts about our lives, and highlighting our memories of soiling ourselves. This is Poddy Mouths. Educate yourself and your loved on...

This behemoth of an episode is brought to you by Squ*shmallow$. Not sure if we are allowed to use their full name or not. However, these jovial, cozy friends of ours were great company while we discussed riddles, hypotheticals, and a quick recap of what is chic. For the record, Stine finally knows what chic means now. She does not know how to use the word zeitgeist in a sentence. Stay fierce, sh!t...