Phat Dabs In The Morning

no seriously audience choice on this one.  i'm too high after reading some of these confessions and really not certain where i wish to go with the title for this bonus episode.  both of them sounded appropriate for the early morning exploration of people on reddit feeling the need to get things off their chest and some of the weight off their shoulders.  some of these require a trip...

so yeah we went through the gamut with cringe coming from all sides from so many fandoms and there was so many we could cover and only so many we could go through without blowing our high.  and trust me when your favorite bowl mates tell you you should be as high as possible for this one. considering we go through an obscene amount of cringe inducing topics along with some wonderful things an...

so yeah fascinating tale for you tonight.  with the seasons changing, trust me you can feel the autumn creeping in the air, especially when you on a paraglider.  we had functional pot head shit to take care of today, so your teller had time to take nice jaywalk with the autumn air creeping in.  the only issue was where to take one????  not really feeling that picky and ready to...

we cannot stress this enough for this episode.  if you listen to nothing else we tell you ever in your life, listen to this shit with earbuds in or when you completely alone. we are not even going to attempt to apologize for the subject matter this week.  we really not.  so if you decide to ignore us and get yourself in trouble it will be entirely on you.  get it???  got i...

heats banger.  preps dab.  hits dab.  yes yes ladies and gentlemen it's been one of those kind of nights.  one of those where i get to question and witness firsthand just how far humanity has fallen.  otherwise known as being a server.  it's been a while since i've been on here to show some love and share some tales from the server life.  there's always some wild...

whichever one you wish to go with tonight.  yeah it is a rather early episode but as the seasons start to change and the kids go back to school those poor bastards.  the kids don't even get to technically finish the summer anymore.  but your teller digresses.  you can feel the seasons begin to change and with that  it's gonna be a rather busy time of the year.  people...

and believe you me, there are a lot of ways that people have fucked up this episode.  shall we start with the obvious one first???  i don't see why nah.  tonight, you fucked up by going on reddit and posting your mistakes for the internet to read, thereby giving a storyteller stoned off that sweet sweet chiva things to read and chuckle for the amusement of their audience.  we w...

i mean i'm being quite serious when i tell you this.  we go on quite some trips this episode and being that it has been quite a newsworthy week.  i mean for those who still watch the news.  jennette mccurdy writes a tell all book that we at phat dabs in the morning highly recommend everyone read if nothing else than to wonder which tell all will be next.  you just you can't hav...

so we learned a couple things this episode.  well for one we got the guy in the couch awake for this episode.   it's always nice to have guests to the sesh.  we realized that thanks to the new dlc available today, we all are terrible at mario kart when we play together.  it was a learning as well as a bonding experience.  in the middle of that we decided to compare th...

yeah i'm about to test your comprehension skills for a second.  indulge a gerudo for a moment this is going to go somewhere fascinating.  i assure you.  now here's what you need to do.  you listening???  tremendous.  get your bowl.  grab a grinder.  oh you don't have a bowl you have blunt well then crack that shit open.  now then where was I??  Ah...

oh yes with the lottery up to a billion dollars, which by the way is way too much money to give one human being, we manifest whatever we have to get them winning numbers on our tickets.  what do act like you ain't out there at your local 711 trying every superstition you've ever heard for lottery numbers looking for that come up.  we here at phat dabs would like you to know we understand...

yeah for an episode that started recording at 4:20 today we decided to choose to watch a lot of violent things today.  not certain why we decided to get onto worldstar shit today but that's where the dabs take us.  oh we go through quite a few things this episode folks.  we have some deathmatches from japan and goddamn those are still hard to watch all these years later.  we al...

wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.  it's monday.  right???  it's a few days early.  well, yeah about that.  due to some circumstances beyond our control, tune in to find out which ones, we decided to just watch some anime and smoke some weed.  we got a few suggestions to check out a few we otherwise wouldn't have bothered with and apparently there are a lot more...

is that plural for sesh???  is it es or just s????  i think it's the latter.  yeah we'll go with the latter.  nonetheless, welcome to our six months later episode where we thank all of you who listen to this silly ass podcast.  join the sesh this time since it;s mainly us being the premise you know and love, three bored stoners and a microphone.  not knowing where we...

now before all of you decide to not listen to us anymore, hear us out.  we at phat dabs love adult swim.  grew up on it.  came of age on it for some of us.  it was always great to smoke to and watch and even though we feel the best era of adult swim was when you had the following line up.  american dad, futurama, family guy, yes that s correct all in this order, two episod...

he feels kinda bad for this episode.  not for the content mind you.  the stuff you will listen to is top notch i promise you.  and yes as i address in this episode i know i said i would do this around 4:20 but hey the way your teller sees it, it's always a better late than never situation.  yet somehow i really didn't feel a good night.  i felt disjointed and i really only...

yes yes indeed they do.  sweet mother of fuck they do.  we managed to give folks a lot in this amount of time as well.  we here at the phat dabs crew celebrate juneteenth by showing mandy and the gorilla grip goth sammy sam (yes that is correct, you must say the whole thing now like a pimp named slickback.  i am contractually obligated to do so), two of the hood classics lean o...

yes we did run a bit long on this episode.  we are quite aware of that.  sometimes that's how the dabs gonna have you when you reminiscing over the decades past and thinking logically over the birth of reality shows.  we do jump from reality shows to hbo and all other sorts of fuckery from the nineties which was the ground zero for a lot of thisshit you see today  so many thing...

we at least entertain you.  we hope we do.  and that is what we hope to do with this little morning bonus episode that is actually happening in the morning for all the functional pot heads who listen to us who need to have a good laugh during the misery of a hard days work and with your storyteller off in the winds from wherever this sheikah tower takes me next, he decided to get back in...

I mean is there?????  no i'm actually curious now.  i would like to know.  nonetheless i like that title so i'm a stick with it.  but what you're listening to basically is just kicking back and how we come up with our ridiculous ideas for the present and future.  hell we play a pretty fun game of would you rather and i your teller have a confession to make.  what migh...

if you don't why don't you???  get your best shit and roll it up fire that banger or nail up and pour yourself something nice and sit back because your teller is bout you take you on a good one tonight.  we bring in some of my good shit with amani murphy and some of his good shit and i really should get some more of justin shit on here as well but we'll get to that as well and it's some...

it's always fun to read poetry on phat dabs my own and others included so i know i couldn't turn down a request to read some quality stuff from longtime fan and friend of the show amani murphy.  he has a book adaptoid which you will hear some of his best stuff and here's hoping i did your work some justice good sir.  but don't worry your original gerudo will be back with the rest of the...

that's right folks like we always do as three bored stoners with a microphone we just let the dabs lead the way when it comes to what we talk about.  however we did come with some subjects for ya'll to enjoy tonight along with our random nonsense.  we bring out our favorite ships because let's face it why the hell not and then just to show how wonderful a planet that we live on as well a...

so yeah it's a pretty long one this week here with the phat dabs crew.  what can we say tho time flies when the dabs hit and you're in good company.  we had our special girl on the couch rachel with us for this episode and it is always fun to have familiar faces return to the sesh.  we go through quite a lot this episode considering given the shape the world is today there are many...

because you need something else to take your mind off the madness of the world and your faith in humanity dwindles with every breath, we have got you with enough thc and time on our hands to entertain you through whatever may be ailing you today.  today we're back on that quiet storm voice tip and i promise you ladies and gentlemen vai and voe if you know you know. your original gerudo would...