Phat Dabs In The Morning

yes that is correct ladies and gentlemen.  your original gerudo decided to break out that good voice, that smooth jazz 105.9 shit.  that quiet storm 96.3 WHUR voice.  if you know you know.  figured id break out that good shit to read a few poems from a good brother of mine justin burkhardt who is a talented poet and always showed respect as well as appreciation for my work as w...

i always wanted to use a seinfeld reference sooner or later.  but yeah we had an episode about pretty much nothing.  sometimes you don't need a few subjects.  sometimes it really is just three bored stoners and a microphone turning on the mic and lighting up these dabs and just letting the dabs lead the conversation. you just never know what we will come up with.  we have terri...

so yeah i attempted to read kingdom hearts erotic fan fiction.  because i had to see.  the key word in that first sentence you just read being attempted.  well' as you'll hear me try to read some of this erotica and while you hear my faith in humanity and my side eye at fandoms in general widen, you'll see how far i got into this before i had to just call it quits.  well you'll...

so yeah there's that.  we somehow also got into reading fanfiction and erotica.  yes that's right ladies and gentlemen we rolled up some good shit got some phat dabs ready turned that 70s porn music on and decided to get grown and sexy with our readings this evening.  well at least we thought we were getting grown and sexy.  trust me as you listen along you will understand why...

that's right.  a fan requested this and shout out to all the listeners in the texas area i know we got some artists and vagabonds out there showing us love and we appreciate you.  and per your request, your teller grabbed a glass of ciroc the dark ciroc at that and a good couple hits and got your stories.  some good some aneurysm inducing but nonetheless there is always a good time...

yeah so sometimes you forget your format.  sometimes you forget the game plan.  sometimes you forget what you're supposed to be discussing.  hell we fucking forgot to hit record the first time.  and also you forget that that shit doesn't matter at all because it be like that sometimes.  it's three bored stoners and a microphone and that's all it needs to be sometimes. &nbs...

it's getting warmer out there.  weather heating up and the nights getting lovely.  but while it;s heating up outside you can always find your original gerudo chilling somewhere.  once again i have to say ladies and gentlemen that i am enjoying doing this reddit readings and sharpening my sword so to speak figuratively and i honestly hope you're enjoying what you're hearing.  bu...

or payback parables and chiva chats????  I don't know I'm high as fuck with a microphone and reddit stories to read.  hopefully i'm getting better at these and enjoy challenging myself with something new to do while still learning more of my craft to see how far i can go.  anyway tangents aside i hope you're at least entertained by the selection and if you have any requests for redd...

back again multiple nights on the reddit tip.  taking a break between hitting phat dabs and jaywalks through time and space to practice once again on the reddit reading tip.  and tonight i bring to you the am i the asshole edition.  or as i like to call it looking for answers you should already have formed because i'm a keep it real for you some of these situations you should alread...

bonus content.  YEAH!!!!!  it's your storyteller sliding tehrough with a little experiment involving me getting high as fuck and reading stories from reddit to you.  never mind that most of my important matters involve me getting high as fuck but hey another matter for another episode.  nonetheless i had a little fun doing this and would like to improve a little here and there....

well last birthday episode we celebrated mandy birthday.  this time we celebrate your host the original gerudo special day.  we talk about movies back in the day that made us feel a certain kind a way with regards to pixar having a monopoly on your feelings during a movie.  we also apologize with regards to the 420 episode.  well we got high and apparently recording in the wood...

yes that's correct the phat dabs crew took your teller to his first screening of tim curry's regular tuesday routine.  shout out to the crew that put that together i think sammy sam told me the name of the group i was high.  in between that and attempting to critique 90s videos and having a difficult time of it.  who knew the 90s were so tough to nitpick????  bringing in the sp...

you're watching when keeping it real goes  no no no that ain't it.  this is a nig wait wait wait three of the podcasters are white they can't even say what the fuck will smith was having at the oscars.  oh yeah we talk about will smith and the oscars probably the only time we will talk about either on the show and all the other random things you have come to expect from the phat dab...

yup that's the title.  you read that correctly.  we out here doing our regular comedy routine and all of a sudden we went on a munchie run.  these things happen.  don't act like it doesn't.  but then we're back on our bullshit and back to answering questions we thought we answered before but because we all smoke too much we probably did.  absolute shout outs to all wh...

so yeah sorry for last week and for being late this week but hey we here at phat dabs do have regular gigs.  sometimes it fucks with the flow of things but not having a roof over your head to record would fuck with us worse so thank you for understanding and missing us for even a week.  nonetheless we place real world logic on video games and talk about our worst experiences at the works...

yeah the title pretty much says it all this week.  we got a public service announcement from mandy.  we shout out the that 70s show crew who decided to listen to us out in wisconsin and sell fez on the fact that he needs a better class of smoker to hang around.  we just saying fez you can do better than foreman and his crew.

so yeah i had a decision to make between games but then we might all just be fucked up in nuclear war at any given time now.  so consider this like a seinfeld episode.  an episode about actually nothing really.  all that's missing is a laugh track and also motherfuck xfinity for their slow ass internet at times.   

this episode we try some things that are a little different.  how so????  well first we discuss a current event for starters with the kanye and kim situation and how none of this will end well for anyone involved.  possibly one of the only times we ever bring up something current or involving those two again so take it in for posterity's sake.  we also break out the wii and hav...

Or in other words when your favorite niece asks you for a favor and uses that exact word to ensure she makes it happen. nonetheless this is a  trip through two of her favorite stories that her and her girl wanted to hear.  hopefully these two enjoy and the rest of you as well as it will be EXTREMELY rare for this to happen again 

This episode will be shorter than usual yet it doesn't skimp on the shit you came for.  we have on air celebration for our co hort and co conspirator amanda or mandy for those who listen coming with that random shit you smoke to and like, and then we go to eat since we dressed up and i will not let this shit go to waste we look good dammit.

a few questions before you come into the sesh tonight???  how much of a tolerance do you have for random things once the dabs kick in????  care to find out???  come sit at the sesh for episode three.  one day we'll have a format.  one day we'll have someone to keep us on track.  it won't be today tho.

A slight introduction into the creative process behind the phat dabs in the morning crew. and if you're as good a guesser as i think you are you can probably guess what it is. so yeah we decided to get high and record our pregame.  come join in on the sesh.  we'll get to a regular episode sooner or later.

just a little intro just to show you who you'll be smoking and listening to form here on out.   we promise we get better with time and more weed