Phat Dabs In The Morning

and we have the episode to prove it. sure we could talk about all the crazy going on in the world and uite frankly what would be the point of that? we here for the silly. and the world has given us everything from the silly to the downright embarrassing. too many out here have believed that the internet is a real place and their keyboard personalities can be carried outside in public. we here at p...

yes that is right vai and voe. not too long ago, actually a few years ago for those who are sober and can count, we got together and decided to record our seshes and bring some of our silly ass shit for our own entertainment. mind you we never actually thought any of you would actually listen and it does out hearts and well maybe not our lungs great that those many people decided we were worth a l...

now hold on there. wait just one second there. I know you took one look at the title of this episode and wondered to yourself just where are they going with this and i am certain some of you are thinking to yourselves you filthy muthfuckas. and you may be right, sometimes, but we assure you not this time. we enjoy our sex here at phat dabs yet even we know how to act. I mean we can only look at so...

in case you haven't been watching the news lately, the world is about literally on fire and on the verge of war. we are headed towards the abyss and only on the third month of 2026 nonetheless. it is indeed shocking but even more shocking would be is if that is what you coming to the sesh to talk about. the village don't do current events and politics like that in case you have forgotten....

yes that's right vai and voe we sliding into black history month and if you are living in the area which got snow with a topping of ice combination the sliding is literal. the first month of the new season has given us ice acting with impunity. it's given us caviar mcnuggets. yes that's actually a thing wish we were joking. I mean if you thought the words gas station sushi should never...

so yeah disclaimers ahead of the show, we read whatever the fuck we want on this show so if anything or any of the subject matter offends or make you feel a type of way, that all sounds like a you issue. how you feel about it is up to you. that being said, I am more than honored to say that I have my friend's magnum opus, his peak when itcomes to his writing and I say that as not just a friend...

yeah that's right the second week of the new year and already things have gone to complete hell. well we went in expecting things to be ridiculous and we here at phat dabs do enjoy our ridiculous but in the comfort of our own village where the weed is plentiful and everything makes sense. and with the modern times just losing all its luster and we talk about the duffer brothers and their inabi...

well well well it's about time hit you off with a bonus poetry episode and who better than my good friend Justin who is always willing to let me read some of his best work on air because everyone needs some good shit to smoke to. go ahead and take a toke or two or however many it takes to get you there while his words and this voice take you on a short jaywalk or journey whichever way you wish...

so yeah your gerudo gets a little sentimental during the holiday season and when do express my feelings in a genuine manner, it does get tough at times (words don't come easy to me, shut the fuck up youtube random music generator i'm serious), but yeah take every word where I wished everyone a happy holidays and all that other shit you will have to listen to find out what I said, just know...

yes that is right in the case everyone has forgotten with all the spirit going around that we are three weeks away from the new year arriving. yeah get that groan out your system we did the same as well when we had the same realization and while we are heading to the season finale of 2025 and we here at phat dabs in the morning are not even going to hold you this time vai and voe, while we are cer...

no seriously vai and voe, we here at phat dabs in the morning are quite certain we're not the only ones asking this question more and more everyday. you can look out in the world and take a glance across anything that you enjoy and we bet you that you will find some bullshit going on that will make you ask the very simple question folks, what are we doing??? streaming services and your ads, wh...

yeah we really do folks, as much as we like to lament about how the world is about to end and how fucked everything is, trust your teller when he says we need this shit. considering how fast this year has gone and believe me with the president currently in office, these years should go as quickly as possible, but while we are here, we might as well enjoy the times we have left. and if that means w...

that's right ladies and gentlemen with the start of fall making the heat and bullshit of summer a distant memory, we are all moving into the endgame. that's right vai and voe we are now into the holiday seasons. spooky season. thanksgiving. and then you know what comes after that. and we here at phat dabs in the morning are here to smoke and have a nice sesh through all the seasons coming...

the title alone should give you an idea of what today's sesh entails doesn't it??? with the nation's capital in tatters and no one feeling safe anywhere but in the hidden sesh village, now would be a good time to get some things in order. one of those things rhingis an episode we've never done and that is acknowledge the impact spongebob SquarePants has had on many a generation and...

yes that's right sometimes there are some people in the world who might need the blunt or the weed more than you do. have you ever met anyone like that probably not but nonetheless here we are with another lovely bonus episode for you. there are some characters from you favorite forms of media that you would love to get in your dream sesh for one reason or the other. we here at phat dabs have...

and to think that those would be the things on the mind of the people nowadays. I completely and wholeheartedly understand though. sometimes, well these days, all the time, an escape from the real world is in order. and what better place for the bowl mates to get away from it all than the village and with a gravity bong disguised as a rig nicknamed buster call. it put us on our ass and made it a n...

yeah the summer is heating up a bit ain't it??? we've had a heat wave a potential world war coming up humanity just confirms your lack of faith in it on an hourly basis but that doesn't matter one bit. why you may ask??? because the village is on their sesh time, and sometimes we just don't wish to yell at the world about politics sometimes. sometimes a sesh is just that, a sesh. s...

yes yes that is correct with the summer being cruel be it meteorological or man made, it is imperative that all of you smokers who are able to sesh inside with the good air conditioning running to do so. the heat is on and the humidity humditis kicking and what better place to be on a day off than with the bowl mates and that lovely shit in the air. and with the summer starting off with humans los...

yes yes that is correct ladies and gentlemen because even though as misanthropic as our intro might have been, we are campaigning this summer for everyone that it would be in everyone's best interests to just stay in the air conditioning and smoke with your folks. it is the best recommendation we can give you for the summer. why because the weather has gotten warmer and the mentally ill are ou...

yes that is correct ladies and gentlemen vai and voe they and them alike. this may come as a surprise to you, but you can come to the sesh and not smoke at all. it is not a prerequisite for you to slide through the village, however if you complain about catching a contact we will look at you funny and probably laugh at you. just because YOU won't smoke doesn't mean WE won't smoke. sounds a bit pub...

46. my god. yeah your teller is surprised as you. as he will be the first to tell you, he had never planned on making it past the age of thorty and had not planned on living past that point, yet as long as he's here he gonna make the most of it. and what better way for me to celebrate an additional sixteen years later and I probably shouldn't be jinxing it but yeah I feel like toasting to...

so. it's been a while huh?? I bet you're wondering where we've been. you know a white guy sang that song right?? but that's enough of that lovely digressing let's get to brass tax ladies and gentlemen how ya been??? we've been good. for those who been wondering what happened and where we been well let's be honest life happened. life decided to throw a few wrenches the w...

there are some days when we really have nothing planned to discuss for you. there are some days where the bowl mates just have to sesh at the village and just have their time together to get over their funks. there are some days when we really are just three bored stoners and a microphone. and all of that is perfectly fine. just all fucking a okay. there are some days when you just want to feel no...

from the intro to every bit of this episode you will probably notice that we are much much higher than usual here at the village this 420 season. as for reasons why, one have you been outside lately or watched the news and two the 420 season is just better with the bowl mates by your side with bong in hand and lighter in the other ready to enjoy what the season has to offer. the hidden sesh villag...

with the sudden passing of oj Simpson to cancer, we here at phat dabs in the morning would like to make the following things very very clear. an nfl record goes away the second you murder your wife and try to drive away from the police in the worst and softest chase down a Los Angeles freeway I have ever seen in my life. and we also highly believe the fact that your passing does not absolve you of...