Phat Dabs In The Morning

yes that is correct spring. we have been waiting patiently here in the world and especially at the hidden sesh village for one of our favorite seasons to actually begin but it seems it just wants to know who's already here and who's coming before it decides to show up. we quite frankly can no longer have that spring we gonna need you to finally bring your ass on and let the world finally e...

three months into this year and the word of the day seems to be conspiracy. Diddy getting busted, Baltimore bridge goes down, eclipse on the way and the return of the Lord or whatever the fuck they saying right now, apparently it's all connected man. there's a bunch of mental gymnastics going on in the world and no one can seem to stick the landing and we here at phat dabs in the morning a...

yeah that's a saying you hear a lot when you have people explain just why they did some racist fuck shit back in the day in their entertainment and while that may be the case, the saying really doesn't hold up as a reason to anyone with sense nowadays. you can look at some of the things from your past with a fond air of nostalgia but you can also look back on the past fun and realize exact...

let's take a look down the rabbit hole that is Nintendo fanfics I said. what harm could it do I said. sometimes you bring up a good idea to yourself and ask yourself rhetorical questions that you really should think about more before you actually act on the idea. I had always heard that the Nintendo fandoms and fanfics were really something I didn't want to go down yet I was high enough at...

you know sometimes when we do these episodes, some things will hit us and catch us off guard due to something beyond our control. with that being said, we here at phat dabs in the morning would like to say rest in peace and send condolences to the family of one of the greatest manga artists ever, akira toriyama. as one who grew up on dragon ball z as one of my first forays into anime, this is a lo...

well we can't exactly say nothing technically. we didn't really have a game plan for tonight's episode if we're being a hundred percent honest with you. for those asking yes we do have a plan every now and again. it may not seem like it sometimes but yes yes we do. but witht he world going dumber than usual and the guy on the couch off the couch tonight to be productive this evenin...

you see every now and again here in the hidden sesh village sometimes we have the habit of seshing quite a bit and sometimes when you hit phat dabs ,the dabs will hit you back and hit you back quite hard. hard enough to make you lungs scream why at you like joe budden i'm trying to tell you. while it may be a very rare occurrence when that happens, when it does occur it is quite major. trust y...

you know what ladies and gentlemen???/ time is a funny thing. years go by and we all get older and we all look at the things we grew up with and loved and as we move up in age, we come to realize that damn this shit was either really fucked up or it absolutely sucked. you are never quite prepared for it once it hits, and when it does it will hit you quite hard. you see back in the day, we didn&#39...

and the year is back on that lovely bullshit we have all come to know and love. we figured that this year would let up a little bit but no. no not at all. people have continued to lose their minds and make the list for the no smoke zone a lot longer than it should be. i mean when you have people llike nfl fans who mad at taylor swift for showing up to support her mans during a football game but no...

with the weather being on its own unpredictable bullshit this week here in the hidden sesh village, we were prepped for more of the snow to come through and welcome us with its presence but nah somewhere in between the snow and this week the weather decided to become really really nice and quite frankly we are not mad at that at all here. hell we had fun coming out to play this evening. we had a s...

well??? just how many times can you ask that question while watching random anime??? how many times has that question popped into your mind while watching anime and smoking weed??? i am willing to bet more times than you want to admit. and what better way to start off the third year officially than to get the crew all together and let sammy sam pick the anime for the night and in between the next...

yes in these weird times where we here at the hidden sesh village are trying to our hardest to tiptoe around the new year in the hopes it hesitates in acting a fool, this year deicded to let us know those efforts were indeed a waste of time. unless you have neither a line to the internet or ears an episode of katt williams set the internet along with the comedy industry ablaze and while he named n...

first and foremost allow me to apologize for bring up who absolutely nothing that is said about any of these five characters we go off on this evening. usually the episodes are a bit silly and trust me there's some silliness in there to spare, we bring a bit more salt than usual for this bonus episode. now last bonus we hit ya with five people who could pull up to the village and join the sesh...

yes that's right you are reading correctly the christmas spirit has finally hit the crew and it may last minute but as the old saying goes better late than never. the feeling of goodwill towards man and kindness and cheer that we all feel during the holidays that we here at phat dabs in the morning would like to remind you that you don't need a season or for that matter a holiday to be kin...

yes that's right you read the title correctly. it is indeed a celebration here tonight here at the village, not just of the holidays, but we gotta have a sesh and celebrate the birthday of one of our bowl mates our one and only gorilla grip gooch goblin sammy sam. we have some fun while celebrating and smoking some for her in support of her special day. we hope you enjoyed your special day out...

while we may find some things wrong with our favorite holidays specials and trust us when we tell you there are plenty more to go through. consider yourself lucky we didn't get to the star wars christmas special yet, but we have plenty of time.and while we may be able to find some things wrong, there is nothing wrong when all the bowl mates get together for an episode. absolutely nothing wrong...

yes yes that's right. thanksgiving is over and in the rear view and now the holiday season is officially ahead of us as well as the end of the year and while we here also think that most of the new year will end up being that oh no it all went wrong meme from chowder, we have time and weed to smoke before all that beautiful bullshit slides through. we are in our best holiday moods and with the...

that sounds like an appropriate title for this episode. yeah yeah that sounds really good considering the past week and everything going down next week. how weird has this week been you ask??? well just today we discuss how snoop dogg of all people has decided to give up the good smoke. we don't believe it. say sike right now snoop. if that right there isn't enough to check your neck for b...

oh you presumed we were joking the other bonus episode when we said we were sliding through with a game night episode??? oh no no no no. we got the entire crew together at the village for this one and when we say the entire crew we mean the entire crew with the return of the gorilla grip goblin herself sammy sam and we all decided to get together and play some nintendo this episode. we throw in ou...

ah that good smoke kicking in while mother nature decides to make up her mind on whether it's gonna be fall or winter, we here at phat dabs decided to hit you with a bonus episode while you rolling something up and to present you with a quick challenge while you let them thoughts drift. i want you to think about five characters you would blaze up with from comics, anime, cartoons or video game...

where do we even start with this episode??? shall we start at the fact that your teller discovered that there was such a thing as cock cages. yes that's right there's such a thing as a cage for your dick. the more you know i presume. and then just to make it even more fun, we introduce the guy on the couch to the classic children's show reading rainbow. disregard the fact that we intro...

join your crew as we plan our most ambitious and most ridiculous project yet called dungeons and dab rigs or game of rigs we haven't quite settled on a name yet but we are getting there. as usual we have a plan for something silly and also as usual we have no idea in what the exact fuck we are doing but that's okay because half of the fun with the bowl mates is winging it. hell we've b...

yes that's right we here at phat dabs have found that cure for your changing moods that come along with the changing seasons.that's right summer has decided to take their place to the side and allow the spooky season to slide on in and have it's time under the moonlight and before winter comes in after that and triggers your seasonal mood swings even more, just know we here have what a...

normally i would have a lot to say about the episode but there's only so much we here at phat dabs in the morning can only put into characters for you to read on the intro. and we could not be happier and trust us more surprised than you that three bored stoners and a microphone committed to a podcast, let alone made it to 100 episodes. and yet here we are at episode 100 and believe us when we...

summer by day and fall by night. yes yes it's that type of weather that lets you know the seasons are changing and that it's time to get yourself a hoodie or two before you end up sick. trust me you can feel that little chill in the air at night and with that means that our season has officially begun. cue one of us screaming it has begun like shang tsung in mortal kombat at this moment no...