Phat Dabs In The Morning

before we even get to the villain this week, we here at phat dabs and your teller in particular had to pay their respects to the soundtrack of phat dabs one eliah nang. i could not begin to tell you what our music meant to me and the words spoken at the beginning of this episode could not begin to do your body of work justice. but i stand by the thank yous. thank you for the inspiration. thank you...

yes that's right with the summer coming to an end and with the fall winds sliding in with very little subtlety, it's time to bring an end to one season and welcome in our favorite season here at phat dabs in the morning. spooky season. yes yes we know that september comes after the summer, but gonna skip over that like cracker barrel skips other holidays to promote christmas trees after th...

once again we here at the phat dabs crew are trying something new with the content and seeing the fun we can have with a little challenge in our lives and with the fall season creeping ever so slowly to let you know of its impending arrival what better time than the end of the summer to throw some of this good shit at the wall and see what sticks. so here's a bonus episode project zero of your...

with the end of summer coming up with august sliding with everyone and their last minute attempts to get some fun in before it becomes that final countdown to the end of the year we here at phat dabs feel the need to just stay inside while the fall season seems to be creeping in during the evenings just to let you know that hey i'm coming through in due time. the hidden sesh village is always...

oh no don't just sit there and listen to this episode and act like it's just mandy who used to do that to their barbie dolls, fuck y'all. while we sit here and smoke and reminisce about other deviant things you used to make your childhood toys do to each other, we also give our respect to the barbie movie that just released for being the success it's becoming and mocking the guys o...

at the very least that is what the phat dabs crew has gathered from watching a couple of them. we may not always know what's going on but we are always completely invested. as someone who grew with the ridiculousness of soap operas in the eighties when i should have been watching sesame street or whatever fucking kids show that was popular at the time, i was watching all my children general ho...

that's right, this is part of a public service announcement that we never thought we would have to do, but with the public beating of a 16 year old in an internet diner thanks to spending all of his parents life savings on a video game we thought that this was a necessary announcement to make. we are being serious when we tell you this ladies and gentlemen that video games plus your parents cr...

Because it's not always the heat it's the humidity that will get you and with it getting past the 4th and the bbq and fun with explosives the humidity has started to kick in and with that the hidden smoke village with the air conditioning has become the ideal place for the phat dabs crew to be. don't believe us huh??? well you try to take a jaywalk in this heat and see how well that wo...

you read the title correctly. both of those things in the same sentence may not make a lot of sense to you, but continue on with the episode and the description and it still probably won't make a bit of sense to you. it doesn't to us we promise you that. well let's start off with the phat dabs crew going into current events and having nothing but jokes for the five billionaires who dec...

it's getting a little hotter out there don't you think??? well if it's any consolation like an elder used to tell me when the heat starts to get to that temp between scorching and hell's gate that it's not just the heat that it's the humidity that you need to worry about. and we here at phat dabs in the morning are already quite concerned with the level of madness people ha...

no seriously, have you been outside in the past few days. since the wildfires in canada and all that comes with that coming through the air and just making the days a nightmare to navigate through your daily routine, it has come to the crew here at phat dabs in the morning that the safest place for us to be is right here inside the trading post and with the air conditioning on and the banger heati...

yes. yes we can admit it. sometimes during our pregaming sessions before we hit record, we might be too ready to get on and be silly. we just may a little higher than we anticipated before we touch. sometimes the conversation before we hit record will be completely out of left field. it really do be like that sometimes. because for a lot of this episode the dabs decided to take us where it wanted...

my oh my it is good to be back in the valley once more. while we here at phat dabs in the morning thoroughly enjoy our air conditioning and the trading post we at now, i mean really tom nook is taking his time getting that milk, i can't keep lying to his kids anymore. but that's another story we technically can't tell at this time. as much as i am living my best life chilling and playi...

with the weather getting nicer and the impending heat and humidity of the summer coming soon, we here at phat dabs in the morning decided to take you back to when summer actually meant something to most of us, and that was when we were kids. back when your teller was a young gen xer and his parents were more than happy to let him roam around outside without supervision, it is always fun to reminis...

yeah it's been that kind of week. your teller won't front with you tonight. haven't been really feeling his best this week and just having the feeling that this week feels slightly well, off. it started with going to get the phat dabs for this episode and attempting to traverse washington dc with a pack of menthol cigarettes and the potential danger that comes with that yet we are digr...

because with the weather heating up, it only means one thing. summer madness will be approaching soon. much sooner than i would like to imagine sometimes but it's coming. heat rises and common sense just evaporates for the season. and while the rest of the world may lose their minds in the heat this summer, your favorite bowl mates and mine will be here on the island chilling smoking and comin...

yes that's right you are not misreading. your eyes are not deceiving you. you are not that high right now. you might smoke weed but you can read. but yes the number you read in the title is absolutely correct. your teller done made it to 44 years of age on this mortal coil and trust him when he tells you he is as surprised as you are. considering he was so certain he wouldn't make it to th...

guess what day it is!!!! guess. what. day. it. is. yes indeed it is the most wonderful time of the year if you are a smoker. it is your day. oh that's right. it's your day. treat like mother's day or father's day where the only thing you want done for you is to be left alone with your weed and your hobbies for the day and the time to enjoy both. so once again and one more time, smo...

yes that's right this is one of those rare times i won't have to give nintendo the side eye when it comes to their movies, at least for now. i honestly couldn't think of any other way as a fan of this series than to take some time out of my smoking schedule to give a review of this movie and for the ones who get mad at the old heads in the theater please be mindful that they probably w...

according to one of our bowl mates, quite a bit. what will this person do for some crab rangoon??? unless you tune in and perhaps possess some of that aforementioned crab rangoon, the world may never know. yes from the intro on, we are just having quite the time getting away from the real world here at tom nooks trading post. and believe you me ladies and gentlemen given the way humanity has been...

you should really be high for this episode. if the title alone doesn't make you want to take a hit just to make sure you're reading it correctly, do you really know the bowl mates??? but that's right choke on a hit and clear your vision because while none of those words make sense at all in the order they're in, all you have to do is listen to the episode and it will all make sense...

the trading post has been quite live lately and once again no apologies will be in order to anyone who felt offended by the anime we watched last episode. just be glad we got all the bad ones out of the way so we can get back to the good ones next time. but also sometimes at the trading post we also get high as shit and watch some terrible reality shows. from the 90s on, reality shows have shown j...

so we see you made your way back to the sesh.  we haven't changed our plans on kicking back and watching some good anime while the good green and the phat dabs burn.  it is what we do here at the trading post after all when we decide to not be turning up.  while earlier you hear of some of your teller's favorite couples, this episode we decided to temput our fate tonight.  allo...

yeah in case the intro didn't give away what we doing here at the trading post this time around, just how much do you smoke???  what you smoking???  you sure it's something you should be smoking with the rest of us??  I'm pretty certain it ain't.  i'm pretty sure it isn't.  while we take a look at what you have to make sure whether  you can actually smoke with us or n...

hey now hey now our bowl mates back.  was that corny???  possibly.  i'm high enough and happy right now that none of what i'm typing actually matters right now.  why you may ask???  because somewhere on a jaywalk on day around the island we found our bowl mate the gorilla grip goth herself sammy sam and we cannot be happier to have her back at the sesh.  we missed our...