Phat Dabs In The Morning

oh yeah you presumed we were playing when we said were dipping from the valley and going to find tom nook and move to the village???  you really thought we were playing didn't you???  didn't you???  where's that shame lady from game of thrones when you need her???  your assumptions justify her being here this time.  go head take a walk and let her say shame for a while in...

yes that's right.  you heard it correctly and most importantly you heard it here first, we here at the phat dabs in the morning crew are leaving.  yes indeed.  due to the fact that everyone has decided to lose their minds and with everything else rising outside of our fucking wages, we have decided to find our boy tom nook and take gig with him and take one of his fixer uppers with...

oh you thought you weren't gonna hear from me sometime today???  you thought your teller wasn't gonna slide through on valentine's day without a story or two to throw your way???  well allow me to tell you, you were right.  almost.  let your teller be honest with you for a moment if he can, it's hard to be romantic in this day and age.  there's a term for everything and no...

yes that's right before we get back to hating on that show that really shouldn't even bother being acknowledged ever again, we have to celebrate the belated birthday of my cohort and co conspirator one of the cornerstones of the crew and my nigga mandy coming onto 24 on the responsible stoner shit.  celebrations and cannabis aside, we bring up random things about valentine's day that really m...

we were here for a countdown but we decided to do a show.  we gave the original gerudo the night off tonight with a phat jay and the freedom of a well earned jaywalk.  that is our story and we are sticking to that.  in the meantime while he travels the realms or wherever the fuck he decide to go this evening, we saw the laptop and the microphone and the new episode button and one th...

yeah yeah that's it right there use take three.  yeah that's right we had three tokes we mean takes damn it we don't mean to keep doing that. but as we were saying, three tokes goddamnit we mean three takes of the intro later and we are back on our beautiful bullshit you know and smoke with us for and with 23 quietly letting us know it's safe to come outside and observe the world as we know i...

Yeah, so due to some other events we had to attend to this evening, we here at phat dabs decided to do a quick episode just to have a little fun because sometimes just like when you need to smoke before you have to go to family events, sometimes you need a chuckle or two before you move on to other shit in the evening.  but don't worry we still got a little buzz and a little silly shit to hav...

shhhhhhh.  nobody say a thing.  happy new years to all of you by the way.  don't mind us we just trying to slide into this new year as peaceful and as quietly as possible given the beginning and the end of last year.  can;t really blame us for exercising the slightest bit of caution now can you???  not to worry tho it's some of the only caution we will use this year. &nbsp...

cue the star wars theme and the floating text across the screen,  okay okay use your imagination for the latter part while your teller types this shit out.  for the end of the year coming up much much quicker than either one of us expected, we here at the phat dabs crew implore you all to go into 2023 as tentatively as possible this year.  keep your feet on the plastic partition. &n...

with the holidays in full swing, we here at phat dabs are fully aware that while this time of the year is all about goodwill and togetherness and family, not everyone out there is fortunate enough to have either.  the reasons may vary but christmas may not be the holiday for everyone.  and to be honest with you vai and voe alike, your teller isn't feeling very in the christmas spirit. no...

wow.  just wow.  that sounded much much better in my head but i've already written it and i'm not about to press backspace.  we don't believe in backspace in intros like this.  but nonetheless we took a week off to get some things in order but now we're back on our holiday bullshit where we ruin some of your favorite christmas specials by adding our own real world logic and com...

crime alley to be exact.  i didn't stay that long i promise you.  you wouldn't be hearing this episode if i had stayed longer i promise you.  gotham city is not some place you want to stick around in one place long in trust us.  but due to the fact that 2022 has decided to just fuck with our childhoods as well when they took away the voice of batman kevin conroy from us, i felt...

well now that thanksgiving is in the rear view the tunnel vision focus all now turns to christmas which we will be honest with you isn't our favorite holiday but the time of year around it can be wonderful if you like that sort of thing.  we do tho.  we have quite a few viewpoints on this season and before we really start going in on this season, we might as well have little reprieve fro...

one is a term for pet peeves we stoners may have from time to time the other is the result of one of your bowl mates looking on the internet at three in the morning.  either one makes for an interesting episode.  mostly because we took a phat diamond before we took to the air today.  don't give us that look sometimes that's how pregaming goes here during a sesh in the valley.  ...

yes that's tight now that halloween has come and gone and christmas is right around the corner, i know there's a couple more holidays before christmas but be honest with yourselves ladies and gentlemen you and commercials in general don't give two damns about any other holidays when christmas is right in your line of sight.  and with so much time before christmas shows up we have so much shit...

otherwise known as how quickly can humanity blow your high while you try to record an episode.  yes that's right what started out as testing something out to see if i would be interested in adding on some content during the lunch break with some good shit from reddit and it turned into a bout of blown mind at the extent people will ignore how ain't shit they are and how quickly utter stupidit...

oh that's right with the seasons about to change and the year going out of its way to as over with as quickly as possible the phat dabs crew laments ever so slightly over the incoming quote unquote holiday season.  halloween will be upon us soon and we still got to look at some random creepy shit while the dabs were phat and smoking.  what kind of freaky shit you may ask???  well ho...

yes that's right part two.  when i say to be continued i mean to be continued.  what can i say???  i'm a man of my word.  and with that we bring more of good brother justin ardren and his work from his new book disrespectfully yours throwing in the beats of one lofi geek to bring the beauty to the chair to the face brutality justin brings with his poetry.  it's a wonderful...

quite the title yes i know but yeah we here at phat dabs in the morning, your favorite bowl mates to listen besides your own, have quite the gamut to run for you fine folks this evening.  first and foremost we take a critique as well as an issue with this year's haunt presentation from one king's dominion.  oh king's dominion we were gonna let slide the face that you basically profiled u...

beauty and brutality you say????  yes indeed we here at phat dabs in the morning enjoy both of these in high abundance and your teller is thrilled to bring you a potent combination of both for those of you who smoke on your lunch break and listen to us at work.  if you don't why aren't you???  digressing.  questions to ask a later time and also remember i'm high as fuck when i...

yeah that's right we got a webcam and decided to have a little go with some scary games as well.  and we also learned a thing or two while packing bowls and heating bangers getting ready for the episode for the evening.  our first attempt of this starts with little nightmares and i mean attempt since we went into this game kinda blind and having no idea what we;re doing but then again th...

i know the title is kinda cringe right now but once again dammit i'm high when i write these intros out.  high as jotun taint.  i swear to whomever up there right now i take a look at some of these titles and intros and wonder to myself just how fucked up i was before i decided to write some of these.  did you really think i wrote these sober???  did you really???  you're...

oh yes you are listening to the quiet storm here for one night only here on phat dabs in the morning.   yes indeed it may have gotten a little warmer here in the valley today but that doesn't mean a damn thing when then clouds hit around the break of dusk.  you with your one and only bunning up and getting as the cool breeze slithers through the window and slides up your spine. &nbs...

yes that is correct you have heard correctly.  we here at phat dabs in the morning have considered this first year to be our beta year.  our test drive,  three bored stoners throwing a bunch of shit at the wall to see what sticks and what entertains us.  and for our first year, we've been having fun and coming up with a lot of fun things to talk about and just wing it sometimes...

yes that's right ladies and gentlemen your favorite bowl mates have just realized that the year 2022 is trying its hardest to be over as quickly as possible and we here at phat dabs in the morning could not agree more with that sentiment.  i mean fuck we just realized that the end of september is almost upon us which means here in the valley that we get the obligatory two weeks of autumn and...