Pero Let Me Tell You

All abuelas should have hip hop spirit animals…World Cup winners should only be chosen based on baked goods…futbol vs Eurovision…I can think of several other rights of passages that don’t involve underwater caves…ScarJo and the case of the trans role…Ethel in accounting never knows anything…we’re not too old for Double Dare, right…Ellis Island needs to be cherished…funny we don’t have more million...

1/5 of the Colada Boyz team…Cuban coffee is essentially Latin Red Bull…la colada is as Cuban as the Cuban sandwich…our goal is the podcast equivalent of 5 tasas…are you aware of ventanita culture…the nuances of cortadio, café con leche and colada…I wouldn’t drink café made by a melty old cast member of Miami housewives…Walter Mercado definitely drinks café Cubano…anonymity is key for the Colada Bo...

As promised, here’s our conversation composed entirely of Britney lyrics….with a few other comemierderias tossed in for good measure….you can only imagine what other treasures exist in our “lost tapes” recordings… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gracias to everyone on the show and our listeners…every drinking game needs ground rules…we can’t recommend Brightline enough…#PTD, catch it…Ricky Martin & tank top encounters…talkin’ World Cup…the European version of our podcast would totally have accents …Caribbeans aren’t good footballers…US wants no part of soccer or Robbie Williams…rugby v football…one word makes all the legal difference…most...

Croquetas are French…DJ’s parents are from a no-horse town…possibly our most Miami episode ever…Valsan, los que vienen no se van…businesses can start from a total accident…we’re all just kids of immigrants looking to make our parents proud…build on the shoulders but stand on your own…don’t all 4 year olds watch Caso Cerrado…fufu vs mofongo…fruit can be weaponized in a pinch…the great canker outbre...

sometimes it's ok to grab your friends junk...mira que North Korea has pretty bad haircuts...Rocket Man lands in Singapore...fool your parents into thinking you're a gymnast...hellish lesbians have the best cure for muscle pain...second hand couture can sometimes lead to a drag career...the brighter the wig, the better the lip synch...reboots are great so long as they're camptacular...models are p...

Supreme Court meets Cake Wars...it's Pride month y'all...mira, at the end of the day just get a Publix cake...Amigos for Kids...There's NO excuse for Child Abuse...just because it's cultural doesn't make it right...Broken Crayons...educate yourself on the signs...phew, we don't actually have to play dominoes...some people need their last soda spiked with rum...will DJ laugh at ALL Ish's last sodas...

Cold opens are the best…welcome back Betty la Fea…Roseanne just can’t help herself…nobody cares about 17…the ever dropping Nielsen ratings…Twitter tirades never end well…nobody badmouth Jasmine Guy...Ish enjoys living in the area of delightful inappropriateness…disagreement shouldn’t always equal division…anybody know a Jennifer Aniston leading movie that actually made money…the 14th amendment is...

Viernes Culturales, the last Friday of the month on SW 8th Street…walking tours, educational and cardiovascular…16 at the country club…racist lawyers are like Beetlejuice…Manhattan’s not an island country…only JLo could get a fur with $10…Guatemala is not Mexico…what to get the royal couple from their registry….maybe we ARE related…that one magic hour in London…never drink the Thames water unless...

It’s our 15s, tiaras and tulle for everyone…we gladly welcome abuelitas …as we lose Toys R Us, remember Playworld…retail jobs lead to misery…maybe trucks’ souls can be stolen…frita vs fritanga…tourists know nothing…George Motz’s Hamburger America…one stoplight town = great burger…cue the construction…maybe we’ve all eaten slug burgers…drive-thrus led to frozen patties…the incredible shrinking BK c...

Creed is just terrible…you can like Dave Matthews AND Jay-Z…it’s ok to take time off if a member of your band dies…we haven’t a clue who’s on our coin currency…the minute you pee on a minor, we don’t need a guilty verdict to think you’re probably not that great a person…there’s no room for Jell-O in jail…sophomoric humor, still funny…not guilty isn’t the same as innocent…and now Isa is podcast fam...

Our fave traveling husband and wife team, Us The Wanderers, join us this ep...apologies for forgetting Pia last ep…a viajar se ha dicho…as we’ve said, Cubans are everywhere…the Magenta wedding has a nice ring to it…who wouldn’t want to leave their life behind and travel…Tagalog is just Spanish’s primo hermano…lechon’s delicious in any language…so is McDonald’s…ants have no culinary limits…immigran...

Did we record this ep in a cave…those were quite a few stupid favorite things…pretty sure there’s only one Carrie Underwood…Jesus take the ring tone…a bakers dozen is great…Magnolia Bakery is all about the banana pudding…hey Martha’s Bakery…Sarah Hyland Park…how could anyone NOT know about the Holocaust…learn about Chaplin, dammit…contemplating empathy or the lack thereof…fingertip info makes us a...

Flamingos are like rice-a-roni…bi-polar’s not funny, unless said with a Spanish accent…frankly we’re all a bit trastornado…the comments section is why we can’t have nice things…let’s all thank God for James Spears…of course the oldest Kennedy was in an asylum…look up Frances Farmer, kids…back to Marilin’s 15s for Jordan almonds… who wouldn’t go to a nightclub for hippos…aquanet and baby’s breath a...

Pffft, it sounds exactly like the morning song…tin or aluminum…Christmas in Memorial Day…the changing of the gourds…grilled candy canes…la cosa esta heavy hoy…are Kardashians descendants of Chtulu…racial profiling and shades of blue-grey…would the Borg profile…Flagler ain’t that bad…the Dodge Charger, now sponsored by Massengil…mira que Ish brings up NY a lot…we like stirring the pot, slowly…quest...

This ep is so nice, we recorded it thrice…cold opens make us warm…maybe blind people can sculpt nice busts…when you’re the San Lazaro of animal air travel…Roseanne is back…does cutting edge dull over time…Hispanics are slight healthier co-dependents…we can’t be the only ones who remember It’s a Living…fake Marcia, Marcia, Marcia…being a special guest star can be a life goal…do you accept Judith Li...

Buying lunch for March For Our Lives...maybe Marco Rubio only shows up to foam parties...Strom Thurman was a spry 62 year old preemie...Code Red just depresses us...the Bill of Rights isn't a la carte...dammit, girls can be violent too...there's always room for Pia...what kinda Cuban hasn't had a colada...Sirimba v Patatun...we go back to Marilyn's 15s...nobody reads the contract...maybe Blake Liv...

Rick & Joe are tech pioneers…your Alexa might go kooky this ep…maybe Cubans do eat wild boar…we so miss international upfronts…bye bye Toys R Us…help us remember the Contra code…worst strip club ad ever…Mickey Mouse definitely ain’t cheap…fat shaming wasn’t a thing in the 80’s…duct tape doesn’t fix water heaters…my sister the internet shamer…maybe some facts have feelings…pretty sure Gina Torres m...

just don't threaten Senator's kids...bully for you North Korea...Marco Rubio should go to more foam parties...show me the nation of Islam on a map...we cast Celebrity Big Brother 2...ideas are great, long as they're the same as yours...only took 6 eps to get to 9/11...so many carbs consumed for cheap fair entries...and Pia Zadora kinda, sorta knows who we are! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...

it's hard being the Pentagon of Podcasts...don't send nudes, send croquetas, just not of bacalao...they always show Xanadu at Glitter camp...is ignorant yokel a dialect...LGBTLMNOP...maybe Spidey IS Jewish...Snapchat Gospels...I'm a baber, you're a baber...just say no to Papi at Marshalls...put on your hat for el baile del perrito...would you recognize the sound of a fax...Sizzler single-handedly...

Everybody's un primo...taking it One Day at a Time with Netflix...Piñata: strings vs un bate...more obscure, Pia Zadora or Glenn Scarpelli...are you a giraffe, llama or alpaca...Desi Arnaz: sitcom pioneer and the start of representation...disappointing Danish cookie tins...can grammar be fluid...basic bitches love socialism...labels, label, labels....and of course our last sodas of the desert! Hos...

in the wake of the tragedy at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High we have a chat about the horrible event in our own backyard Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Would El Puma make a good support animal...Hialeah set a national case precedent...on some level, Pia Zadora MUST listen to Peluqueria Rock...Havana Club rum causes us to have telepathy...and our last soda goes to yogurt and travel...plus big THANKS to you all!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In our 2nd episode we talk about how Kevin Spacey is pretty much like Bea Arthur, income disparity, the unsung hero of Call Me By Your Name, Times' Up and of course another Pia Zadora reference...not to mention, maybe YOU got the last soda of the desert Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In our debut episode we talk about how we meet twice for the first time, politics, being Cuban and the first of what will probably be several Pia Zadora references...plus find out who gets our last soda of the desert! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.