Pero Let Me Tell You

Empire IS better, but c’mon Ewoks are sooooo cute…Remember when the wildest thing related to airlines we brought up was peacocks…dear fellow Spanish speakers, let’s agree that grajo really has no translation…VENEZUELA ESTAMOS CONTIGO…ojala que change is on its way for our Venezuelan brothers and sisters…we still can’t believe we spoke with such an iconic part of our childhood…representation matter...

Ep 47. Pero…it’s 2019 and we’re back with Season 2!So much to catch up on, even if we saw each other last week…quick poll, who prefers DJ with short hair…seriously, Gaga your enigma isn’t that mysterious…what happens in Vegas gets posted on our IG…be angry but don’t pretend to be surprised by R Kelly’s antics…don’t pretend you didn’t love seeing all those entitled brats get suckered on a Caribbean...

Thank you all for your love this year and tuning in to hear the rants of two lifelong friends. Hope you have a great holiday full of family, love and all the best! Happy 2019 a todos! P.S. – we’ll only be gone for 2 weeks….promise :-)Intro Song: “Feliz Navidad” by CharoEnd Song: “Burrito Sabanero (remix)” by DJ Laz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yo, CBS Sunday Morning, sponsor us already…send us emails people…anybody with Expose connections, hook some brothers up…frankly, the Academy should just ask us to host the Oscars…who better for year-end guests…there’s a Hialeah in every country…latinos, not known for subtlety…shout out Vicky Bakery…we tried, but words don’t really capture Hialeah…check out Love & Hostages….for the last time, South...

Thanks for the Christmas tree shortage, Amazon…at least our 100th should have cidra…RIP President Bush…bad decisions don’t make a bad person…context is everything…she’s literally leaning in for the damn kiss…during these holidays, make sure to eat ALL the bacon and lechon…We agree, no boots in Dallas or Miami until it’s at least below 75 degrees…still wearing our geek on our sleeve…can’t out train...

Give JLove some love…llegaron las navidad…coquito is way better than egg nog…should we buy a vaquita…nothing says Merry Christmas like Gilead trees…kiss who you want, within reason, of course…double Beckham pop kiss…Chicago and Hialeah, more similar than you’d imagine…know where you’re from, know where you’re going…ideas are great, but the details make it come to life…an island full of contradicti...

Japi Sangibing…so long as the food is yummy, nothing else matters…Indians & Pilgrims celebrated a massacre with pie & whipped cream…secret origins can be disappointing at times…Always with the real Havana Club…the Pero Happy Hour…double trouble when chatting with twins…cigars and café con leche are on most Cuban baby registries…damn right grown and sexy…evolving even after death…pretty sure most o...

This ep is a bit long, but worth it…Xuxa and Lady Marmalade, perfect combo…Glitter, the product and the album, show up when you least expect them…when we’re upset over new versions of Monopoly, the terrorists have won…thanks for white nonsense, Mommas and Merlot…check out our Gamer Comic Expo coverage on YouTube…Cocaine cowboys, you know those were fast horses…when lies come true, are they still l...

Shootings shouldn’t be the new normal…even sans Posh, Girl Power makes everything better…if only Prince had run for office…always choose half full, total people are still gonna be comemierdas..Start book clubs mi gente…60 people is an intimate family by Hispanic standards…where would you leave a loved ones ashes…sign of a good writer? Being able to write about somewhere without being there…it’s ne...

4 voices at once…Stephanie’s jingle jangle bracelet is almost a lullaby…sometimes you choose podcasting, sometimes podcasting chooses you…Spice Up ALL our lives…ha, they think we’re structured…sometimes you get pastelitos, sometimes you get meats & cheeses…burlap is the modern event planner’s soul killer…btw kids, you can now find us on the Geek Bro network…if you don’t love Maleficent, you can’t...

Happy Halloween…lo que no seas offensive with your costume…we miss the Vengabus…yes we’re all immigrants, but what’s the line…We may start asking all guests to cook for us…chefs who eat fast food are kinda our fave people…chicken corden bleu is from the gods…Judge Judy could replace Chef Emeril…lately Ish cries with sooooo many of our guests…at 10 years old we could barely make sandwiches…always a...

I could be your Yoko Ono…we’re part of the GeekBro network, caballero…tremenda calenture nos espera…do what you can, even if you own a hypocritical car…ugh, salad is never anyone’s first choice…our first Tony nominee…tios & tias always help out…you can be a rebel and a good girl…again, she does know the difference between Spanish and Latin…you guys, she loves us like hell…we should all be corny in...

Happy early birthday DJ…Manny Manuel or Princes Diana…Kanye is the topic that keeps on giving…connecting ourselves to a breakdown…never leave us American cheese…Less than a minute & we use the wrong name…hate all you want, the law’s on my side…equality is bi, partisan that is…we hate working, but should still be protected there…PSA: don’t out people, it’s their declaration to make…oh vegans, we do...

Perfection isn’t reality, people…awkward Megyn Kelly is the best Megyn Kelly…now I want Rumer, Tallulah & Scout to be a girl group…can we interest you in some Herbalife…between the 3 of us, there’s mispronounced names to go around…quick, trademark wifeager…Jody Watley finally makes an appearance on the show…siblings should NOT sing about carnal desires…it’s our first Emmy award winning guest…poor...

It’s not so bad to be co-host married…for the record, this was recorded before the Kavanaugh hearing…oh Stormy…saying “woke” in the present tense is just bad grammar…to clarify, Anita Baker was not on Capitol Hill…guarantee no other podcast quoted “The Legend of Billie Jean” today…apologies in advance to anyone misquoted in our high school yearbook…all extremes are bad…sometimes people can change…...

Start as a country song & you’ll be ok…ugh, stupid Whitman’s Sampler…if you can do a tour of donuts, go for it…yo quiero Taco Bell, pero not in Spanish…Acthung, McDs…Salt Bae leaving a bad taste in Hispanic mouths…what cut of meat would Pia Zadora reserve…never forget the plight of Venezuela…Betty White is a national treasure…awards shows are the ultimate guilty pleasure…#likeitornotRitashappening...

Hip hop has fans of many walks of life…gondolas aren’t optimal for losing ones virginity…Colin Kaepernick could have been part of NSync…dismissive motions could be fun…kneel, stand, sit, estamos pero que una misa Catolica…ugly is ugly, period…if you’re in South Florida, you need to visit El Dorado furniture…shout out to Cubalseros…feel yourself and feel good, even if you are tacky…novela or teleno...

Sitcoms and their abandoned stories…you never forget your first, even if it’s less than great…tell us what you’re doing while you listen to us…hey there AmsterDAMN…are there levels of apology…blaming the dead doesn’t really help your case…don’t Sharknado shame…we may not even subscribe to beliefs…tongue twister fatigue…”I tell it like it is” really is just code for obnoxious…pick battles, not scar...

Everybody be fluidly fluid…we’ve still got a croquet hangover…RIP Senator McCain…anyone who’s read comics knows heroes sometimes do get caught, but they always win the day…not to sound trite, but thank you to all our service men and women…making abuelas happy, one Spanish lesson at a time…nobody should aspire to be mono anything…there’s always a first time to talk about ourselves…Miami, de todo un...

Toto, who knew…say hi at Croquetapalooza…who says what is good or bad on social media…maybe the Westboro Baptist Church just needs a hug…no shade, but you know if you need two seats…guilty pleaures are the best kind…don’t even get us started on marimbas and multi-colored nipples…Ish is really bad with dates…seriously, she could not have been dressed any cuter if she’s tried…if in Miami get thee to...

Tapestry probably IS still on the Billboard charts…cuddle up with us, after dark…seriously it was like monsoon season…who else remembers Gap 90s fragrances…ay, Omarosa…it takes a special type of person to be mean to Savannah Guthrie…I’ve been in escape rooms that were more secure than the Situation Room, apparently…we’re basically just an Abbott & Costello routine…yep, the blueberry cake donut inc...

Yeah, it’s actually episode 27…Golden Girls + Cher = perfection…try the Air Mail, it’s sooo good…total HGTV backyard in the middle of South Miami…watch or listen, podcasts are diverse that way…we love ya NY, but you ain’t Miami…eating is about the experience, food’s just part…Latinos, always late to the party…sometimes fusion works, just look at us…do yourself a favor, try a frita…all hail Guiller...

Butterflies are the epitome of fleeting beauty…tasteless jokes shouldn’t always be cause for a firing…if only pizza-gate was more fun…music does make the people come together…who hasn’t experienced a Fucatazo…it really does always come down to food & café…Nuyorican y Puerto Rican, close but very different…let us know if you know what a hammer fist is…latinos unite…actor clearly equals whoring for...

Does Forbes actually know what self-made means…racist pizza could be yummy…Martha of Los Angeles…a Cuban is never skinny or fat…Miami, home of el exilio…Los Angeles B.G. (Before Gloria)…Hunger Games, now with picadillo…what better to be put on the map for than a pastelito de guayaba…pockets of Cubanity…Culver City, Cuban Community, we do love alliterations…if in LA, get thee to Porto’s…cocinando w...

Phil Jimenez is easily the nicest guy in comics…being a hand double seems like the safest job on a movie set…man, there’s a constant stream of cops in NYC…everyone’s got an opinion about Wonder Woman’s costume…except the scuba suit, eso esta super cute…zeitgeist or cultural shift…Wakanda, Wakanda…multicultural representation sometimes has unexpected angles….creator owned may not be all it’s cracke...