Joe Jensen and Nate Hanet

Perfect Crimes

Comedy EN ↓ 55 episodes

Sit in with Joe and Nate as they consult clients on how to go about committing their perfect crimes. New episodes every Tuesday.

Be sure to visit the podcast's website and support the creator: www.perfectcriminals.com

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Joe Jensen and Nate Hanet

Episodes

Paul Ober and the Legend of the Dwarf Assassin 19.08.2025 1:00:25

On the newest episode of Perfect Crimes, Paul Ober gets advice on how to break Luigi Mangione out of jail. Spoiler alert, it involves some sick helicopter action. But before that, hear him tell the Legend of the Dwarf Assassin, wherein young Paul survives a night with the Latin Kings.

Kellie Moon Wants to Show Us a Dead Body 12.08.2025 56:47

Improv Asylum's Kellie Moon stops by for advice on how to get a good, long look at Marilyn Monroe's corpse, Scooby-Doo style.

Starry Starry Night With Zach Morin 05.08.2025 45:11

We help comedian Zach Morin plot the gayest heist of the century--stealing Van Gogh's Starry Night from the MOMA.

Beau Brassard Wants The Answers 29.07.2025 1:04:31

Beau Brassard comes to us with a simple request: Help him kidnap every living president so we can finally get to the bottom of what's going on in this damn country.

Perfect Crimes Trailer 23.07.2025 1:01

Nate Hanet and Joe Jensen are the premier criminal consultants in the Boston area. Listen to them as they help their clients plan their perfect crimes. Follow @perfectcrimespod on Instagram and TikTok and subscribe on Youtube or wherever you listen to your podcasts. New episodes released every Tuesday.