Perfect Crimes

First of all, thanks so much for sticking with us while we get our production schedule together.  Second--how often have you wanted to hit some asshole with your car?  All the time, right?  Well, have we got a criminal mastermind for you.  Tori O'Kane tells us all about how she'd take her road rage out on the people who deserve it.  

Which is pretty impressive for one of the two most famous Naked Magicians touring the country these days.  Strap in for some mentalism, some jokes, and dare I say, just a little bit of magic from your favorite criminal consultants. 

We've got JB Alan back fresh from his trip to Japan, and boy did we have a time.  I would love, LOVE to tell you what his crime is, but the main thing I remember about this episode is the bottle of scotch JB broke out at the start.  Look, I'm sure it's great.  Give the the thing a listen.  

Okay, look.  I want to remind EVERYONE that we are comedians and nothing we say should ever be taken seriously.  Rich has some interesting ideas, let me put it that way.  And if you listen to the episode, I think you can agree with me that he's certainly come up with a bold idea for a crime.  That being said, if this description ever gets read in court, let me remind everyone here that the First A...

Holy cow people.  50 episodes?  Sometimes you get caught up in the glamour of being the best criminal consultants in Boston to the point you forget to actually consult people on their crimes.  We're back to basics in this episode.  It's a dark, gritty, Christopher Nolan-esque reboot with the very funny Gabe Cohon.  Know who you are around this guy folks, he's coming for your identity.  

WE'RE BACK BABY.  We've got the Community Guidelines fellas on to talk all things podcasting, Mel Gibson, and comedy.  This episode is going to take you on an Odyssey, let me tell you. 

Look, sometimes you get hit with technical difficulties and your amazing podcast episode gets ruined by a bad SD card.  IN THE MEANTIME: Boston's a pretty great city, aside from one huge problem--No Happy Hours.  Also, bars close at 2AM.  ALSO, where are all the opium dens?  Don't worry, concerned listener, Abby Evans has a solution for you.  That's right, we're bringing back the speakeasy back. ...

We've got Logan O'Brien and Tyler Swain from the South Shore Boys to tell us all about Logan's crusade against AI and break down old school cartoon characters for Nate.  I'm going to be honest, pretty light on the crime aspect this one.  It's so hot, maintaining a format's difficult in temps like these.  

We've got the one and only Dan Hall on to talk about a dream of his--becoming a top tier accountant/hitman.  Or is it hitman/accountant?  He's going to be great at it, either way.  You're going to love this one.  We'll be taking a break next week and coming back with a very special guest and a brand new studio.  See you in a few!

The very funny Cam Ohh stops by to get help taking down his younger, hotter doppelgänger--Troye Sivan.  Is it a doppelgänger if they're younger and hotter?  I can feel Cam's rage growing as he reads this description.  Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, Cam is a delight, despite his deeply held contempt for Troye Sivan's youth and beauty.  Listen now!

What's in the box?!  Brad Pitt's character from Se7en isn't the only one wondering.  In this episode, we sit down with the funniest MILF in Boston, Nancy Sen, who's got a great idea for robbing cargo ships and turning shipping containers into something better than housing--a raffle where you never know what that box is going to hold.  It might even be Gwyneth Paltrow! 

One of Cape Cod's finest drives all the way out to see us this week.  We sit down with the hilarious Chris Weber to talk about why he wants to free the robots.  To be fair, it does involve riding around in a giant Megazord.  Talk about a crime with merit.  Like, subscribe, listen now!

A lot of fellas get into crime for the money, and Boston's own Seth Farley is no different.  Public events beware, Seth is going to streak across the field so well the cameras can't help but stay on him.  That's how you get that sweet, sweet ad money.  

Pat Lacey has the fire of revolution inside of him, and he knows how he's going to show it.  By burning down the worst place in the world: The Nabisco Factory.  Should have called them cookies instead of biscuits, Nabisco.  

Tell me if you've heard this one--so a Vietnamese girl and Serb walk into a bar, then immediately recruit you to do their bidding.  That's the world we'll be living in once Vi and Iggy get their act together.  Along the way though, we talk about MassLaughsMedia, their budding comedy empire, and war amongst the chimps.  Top tier episode, if you ask me.  

Boston's a pretty great city, aside from one huge problem--No Happy Hours.  Also, bars close at 2AM.  ALSO, where are all the opium dens?  Don't worry, concerned listener, Abby Evans has a solution for you.  That's right, we're bringing back the speakeasy back.  It's going to be the Roaring '20s all over again.  

He was almost a Marine and knows some pretty sick karate moves, so who better to discuss hitmen with than the one and only Jon Fletcher?  How did he lose half a finger?  Was it an operation gone wrong?  Listen to find out!  (BTW as long as you are NOT a rapist or pedophile this episode has absolutely nothing to do with you)

Beau and James (BJS for short) have always known their destiny--for James to die in a fiery car crash, trapped inside the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile as he's grilled alive in a grotesque display of barbecued irony.  Beau, of course, will be watching from a safe distance, cold beer in hand, because that's what good friends do.  How did we come to this Steinbeckian conclusion?  Only one way to find out...

We have the very funny Sarah Fitz on this week to discuss a matter of grave importance--the so-called "government" has banned yet another thing the people care about.  Box Turtle Farms.  You'll never guess what sort of criminal act she has in mind.  Sometimes you've gotta fight for your right to properly care for reptiles in an ideal setting.  

Local legend Tiny joins us to figure out the best possible way to destroy all student debt, but along the way we try to solve the mystery of who deleted the first episode we recorded with him.  Hint: It was Joe.  But only for non-sober reasons. 

The Fellas sit down with the one and only Big Thunk, who's here to share the details on how he became the mad genius we all know and love. #funny #bigthunk #bostoncomedy #worcester #newengland #blizzard #openingday

A lot of our greatest leaders started with a simple goal: complete control over who lives and who dies.  Their problem?  They thought too small.  Get the people involved, that's what Maz says.  Is he a great democratic visionary, or the greatest democratic visionary of all time?  That's a story for history to tell.  

We've got a local favorite on to talk about his guiding light--Catch Me If You Can.  What a film. Oh yeah, Matt also wants to engage in some self-pleasure, while driving, but, look, everything else we talk about is E-X-T-R-E-M-E-L-Y wholesome.  

WE'RE BACK--sorry for the break ya'll, but don't worry, we've got a great crime, er, total legal military action for everyone.  Ever wonder who's going to run Iran?  Every day it seems like someone new is in charge, for again, TOTALLY LEGIT, NOT WAR CRIME REASONS.  But this week we've got the man with the plan, the Ayatollah who will Aya-tell-ya, Terrance McCormack, and his super cool sidekick, th...

Some men want a license to kill, but Tyler doesn't need anything so grand.  He just wants to know how he can go whenever he needs to without the GD fuzz getting involved.