Paging Mr Potter

NAKED PODCAST!! In a desperate attempt to spice up this tedious book we decide to review page 102 butt naked 🍑🍑🤷‍♂️ and while we're on the subject, we look into why older men love getting their wands out 😝

This week we go deep in our analysis of page 101. And by go deep I mean we discuss whether anyone has ever had a bat on the bottom of the sea

Hear ye, hear ye! Paging Mr Potter's 100th episode spectacular has arrived - featuring a TikTok star and Osama Bin Laden of course!

DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUNDS OF SHWANG!🎅🎁🎄 In the final pod of the year we ring in the festive season and farewell 2020 in true PMP style

Has there ever been a cool Australian person?? No. Is there a dark wizard controlling the sky?? Of course! These answers are obvious but check our working on page 98 this week

This week we meet two of the most iconic characters in the Harry Potter universe: Lisa Turpin and Steven Roast Beef!!! 🤩 🤩 And what's the deal with the Prince of Wales's crook head? 🤪 😝

This week Riordan uncovers something so appallingly infuriating that Andrew drops his mic and storms off mid podcast. Have we finally reached our absolute limit??

BIG NEWS: Riordan Lee has had another unbelievable workplace mishap 😀 😀 PLUS: Andrew's dad delivers his critique of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 🎥 🧐

This week we're joined by podcast pro and potter enthusiast Radio Mike to examine some potter plot holes, peruse Mike's own Harry Potter fan fiction, and of course do ron ron ron

Are the sorting hat's segregationist policies creating dangerous political echo-chambers?? And more importantly, did Andrew's dad like the second harry potter movie ?? Find out this week as we tackle page 93

HAGRID IS A DEATH EATER!! 😨😨🤯 That's right, the dark lord may have found a way to weaponise Hagrid's oafish buffoonery! Plus the son of an Australian cricketing deity talks us through his suspiciously magical diet

This week we get a first hand insight into the troubled psyche of a Potterphile 🧠 🤪 and Andrew's dad reviews the first Harry Potter movie 🍿😀

This week we FINALLY set foot in the Hogwarts castle 😮 😮 but JK's bizarre description leaves us with more questions than answers... And if you've ever wanted to know the numerical factors of the number 90 you're in luck because mathemagic is back babyyy!

WELCOME TO SEASON 2 OF PAGING MR POTTER! That's right, after two years and 89 pods we finally touch down at Hogwarts ushering in a whole new season of the pod. And to celebrate we debut an all new game and pay homage to 'the songbird of our generation'

Jack Post makes the ill-advised decision to be our very first guest on the pod! We talk about how much we mutually hate Harry Potter, bring back a much beloved game and is an errant public poo indicative of something...magical?

Find out which of Marvel's famed Avengers had a hog related mishap on this week's pod!! And did someone say pointless digressions?? Cause buddy we've got several for you!!

This week Harry is accosted by some kind of talking shellfish on the magical train. Plus our sexiest game makes its long awaited return

THOU SHALT HAVE NO OTHER PODS BEFORE PMP: find out whether a beloved harry potter character (namely harry potter) is condemned to eternal hellfire this week on page 85

This week the Hogwarts Express pulls through the small town of Berry on the south coast of NSW where Harry and the gang have an unexpected encounter in a beautiful boutique store

Look I won't lie, the pod gets reeaallllyy weird this week. But with Bill Shorten calling the PM a simp, Ron giving his pet rat a penis enlargement, and Dumbledore's brother having relations with a goat all on page 83 what the heck did you expect?!?

In a crazy attempt to revamp the pod we hit reverse this week and did the whole thing back to front. But has our meddling created a rift in the space time continuum and left one of the PMP boys trapped in the past?!

STATE OF DISASTER: much like Queensland rugby league we hit our lowest ebb this week with a truly horrendous page from JK. But hopefully, as was the case with Avril Lavigne's titular s8er boi, better things are on the horizon

This week Riordan and Andrew almost completely ruin their respective careers. And we expose the shocking working conditions of a real life oompa loompa :O

This week on the (pound for pound) world's greatest podcast, Ron is burdened with the weight of great expectations, AI Rowling weighs in with some bold predictions, and we estimate the average weight of a potterphile's wand.

PMP EXCLUSIVE: this week in a boombastic tell all interview musician Shaggy reveals once and for all whether it ACTUALLY WAS HIM!!! Plus we deliver all the breaking NRL news you can't afford to miss