Paging Mr Potter

Family friendly? Publicly Funded?? Did I just click on the wrong pod or have the PMP boys finally turned over a new leaf...

Is Rita Ora a deepfake?? Or has Andrew finally lost his marbles?? Honestly I don't know what to believe anymore... 

HALFWAY THERE! After more than 3 years we’ve unbelievably reached the halfway point in the book 😭 😭 😭 As we seriously contemplate cutting our losses and throwing in the towel, can a potterphile single handedly rescue the pod?

Consider this week’s pod your certified guide to grovelling public apologies and navigating your 'hoe phase'

Has controversial comedian Louis CK reemerged at Hogwarts?? And is he getting up to monkey business yet again??  🙈🙈🍌

Oh dear! Better call Charlie Weasely (maybe? 🤷) because 13 Dragons have escaped from the NRL's biosecurity bubble and may be running amok in a community near you! Oh and sorry for the late pod btw 

In addition to liking all our usual claptrap, your enjoyment of this week’s pod is ALSO contingent on you: loving the phantom of the opera; hating the tour de France; and having an unusually high tolerance for disturbing amateur poetry Who is this pod for?? 😀

BARNABY RE-JOYCE! Sweaty, beet-red, political dynamo Barnaby Joyce is back baby and we could not more thrilled 🥳 🥳 Also we reveal which ethnicities are 🔥🔥 HOT, HOT, HOTTT 🔥🔥 right now and which are totally passè 😝🙅‍♀️

Wait a minute... soooo Batman loves Catwoman but he hates eating pussy??? How's the caped crusader supposed to justify this one 🙄 🙄

John Harvey Kellogg: cereal enthusiast, health guru, lunatic, dildo maker? Riordan Lee investigates 🕵️‍♂️ And uh ohhh what have the owls dragged in? Why it's the third instalment of our horniest game ‘the spell-casting couch’ straight from the twisted mind of potterphile Coops! 😀😀

CEREAL OFFENDER 🥄Well it turns out Mr Kelloggs has a BIG SURPRISE in store for everyone this week and tbh I wouldn't be that happy to find it at the bottom of my cornflakes box. Is this the most disgusting thing we've ever discussed? 

Make sure you tune in this week to avoid making a SERIOUSLY EMBARRASSING social faux pas such as: - taking a horse on a lads' trip to Bali 🤦‍♀️ - serving gefilte fish to an Australian neo-Nazi 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ - sexually propositioning the founder of the Kellogg's corporation 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Well you asked for it and we have obliged. Ladies and gentlemen... THE WORD GAME WITH RIORDAN is back!!  And if that's not enough, we're also introduced to everyones favourite canine companion Madame Pooch! 🐶🦴

I WANNA START A FIGHT 🥊 This week we look back on Pink's epic smackdown on the sitting president of the USA, while hostilities threaten to boil over between two dismal Australian TV presenters

Live from New York its Paging Mr Potter! Featuring: - John Cena - Newt Scamander  - Corey Bernadi  With musical guests - AC/DC and Jewel  Now please welcome your host - Elon Musk!! 

INCEL-IARMUS! This week we pay our respects to civl rights hero David Guetta 🎧✊ and explore the complex dilemma at the heart of incel ideology 🤔🍆  

FML guys, is a famous YouTuber destined to be the next President of the United States??!! Plus we bring you some knee slapping jokes from Australia's richest/ funniest new comedian 🔥🔥

Don't miss our touching tribute to Prince Philip this week as we pay our respects to the late, great Duke of Ed. 

Easter is right around the corner 🐰🐣 But it won't be a very happy holiday for one notorious potterphile who has had his bank accounts/ assets frozen for merely trying to engage with the pod 

🤑🤑🤑FREE MONEY!!!! 🤑🤑🤑We have the investment opportunity of a lifetime and its available exclusively to potterphiles!! Seriously what are you waiting for??? Press play and get rich now stupid! 

Thank God this week a genuine Hollywood A-lister shows up just in time to give the pod a much needed shot in the arm 🤩🤩

Daaammnnn we didn't just talk incels, jordan peterson and international women's day in the same breath did we??? This podcast is absolutely spiralling out of control 🙂🌀🙃🌀

We've finally made it to chapter 8 and tbh it is a little surprising how much of this chapter seems to be dedicated to the sexual politics surrounding human/ squid relationships 🦑😍

SPOILER ALERT: This week JK inexplicably ruins the most climactic moment of the book. Plus, we discuss one of the most grotesque/ horniest portraits in art history featuring two prominent Australian politicians

Party hats on everyone because this week we celebrate: - the lunar new year - valentine's day - the worst page yet, and - the REAL LIFE WEASLEYS coming to a town near you!