Paging Mr Potter

VICTORY LAP! After 7 long years we’ve finally reached the end of this goddam book 🥹 So for the last ever episode of Paging Mr Potter it only seemed appropriate to do a completely self-indulgent, Rogan-esque marathon pod full of back patting, celebratory toasts and many a stroll down memory lane. We also check in with our beloved potterphiles, countdown the finalists of the HOTTEST 100 HUFFLEPUFFS...

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SECOND LAST POD!! The PMP boys are mere inches away from the finish line. But before we pass the baton on to the muscular nazis and Beatles/ whisky aficionados that dominate the podcast airwaves we recap the biggest bloody hits of NRL season 2025, check in with some of the OG potterphiles and plan our last hurrah!

In our mad rush to clear the decks of a huge backlog of owl mail we predictably manage to ruin the lot of it 🙂 We also discuss tunnelling through the centre of the earth, undermine the legacy of a feminist icon, and touch on the dirty deeds of a man named Cheese

HOTTEST 100 HUFFLEPUFFS! This week two potterphiles have well and truly gone above and beyond, delivering not only one of the best seggies of all time, but the chance to correct the record after Triple J’s lackluster countdown didn’t include a single song from the Androids, the Superjesus, Christina Aguilera or Riordan. And with only a few pods to go, suddenly the Tom Riddlers are coming out of th...

We’re back and proud to announce one of the PMP boys has officially entered an exciting new chapter in his life… that’s right Riordan is a gamer now 👾 We also reflect on our misspent youth hanging ten, hooning around in our hot rods and watching endless Shrek. And as the world farewells the Hulkster this week a new muscle-bound adonis has risen to take his place… Borat?

A truly eggstraordinary experience befell an unsuspecting Riordan Lee while making breakfast the other day that has the PMP guys wondering, was this a miracle or conspiracy?? Also a Jewish lawyer, a deadbeat dad and a Japanese ghost fold a piece of paper 42 times… Have you heard this one? Find out what happens this week. And the Saad family/ Train saga continues to derail the pod

In this week’s potter power rankings we rank off all your favourite cancelled musical artists both in terms of talent and the severity of their crimes! We also lament the tragic deaths of hot people, revive a controversial PMP catchphrase and have a special message for the evil corporation that hosts this pod. And somehow the undisputed king of spin is still making headlines for his party boy anti...

RABBIT PUNCH: you may think common assault and rugby league just go hand in hand, but this week we got a showdown for the ages as an elderly man in a bunny suit squared off against a 9 year old child. Even the Prime Minister weighed in (despite having a federal election looming). Also on this week's agenda - smooching strangers’ bellies, eating rotten produce and rocking out to some Train with...

After the success of last week’s pod where we discussed our strange OCD habits we were inundated with freaky tales from the potterphiles this week, whose abnormalities are not only weird and entertaining but also potentially very lucrative!  We also give our flattering takes on the Twilight series and Survivor Australia, and find out where our very own Riordan Lee sits in the pantheon of all time...

We’re 10 pods away from finally finishing this mentally ill podcast. So it's only appropriate that this week we discuss our psychotic techniques to enhance your daily routine, review some hyper-specific themed restaurants that can only fairly be described as very autistic, and of course, have a good laugh about addictive personality disorders and pathological liars! 

The NRL is finally back for 2025 and we review all the fanfare, excitement, tasering and drug-related violence of Vegas round in the rugby league. Plus Riordan has yet another amazing work story… and this time, its a genuine whodunnit

SLOUCHING TOWARDS HOGWARTS: the wheels are officially coming off this pod... we recorded this so long ago and just didn't upload it for ages 🤷 and it sounds worse than ever! Anyway I almost can't remember what we talked about but it was something about aquatic headwear , Elon's grubby surrogates, pooing your pants on a plane, and being touched sexually by strangers (for money)

The race for the coveted potterphile medal is well and truly heating up! Topping the pops this week are two of our most dedicated/ controversially named potterphiles whose beautiful PMP-based friendship pulls them into an early lead, just slightly ahead of the humble cup of java in second place. Meanwhile attentive parents, ironic acoustic covers and Lady Gaga all languish in equal last place

You might think after such a long break and with the world descending into chaos we’d at least have plenty of juicy news to sink our teeth into… but rather than try to compete with media titans like Piers Morgan, instead this week we lean into what we know best - niche scumbgas from the early 2000s, brazen public displays of racism and major malfoynctions!

Tis the season once again... and if this really is the last ever PMP xmas we simply had no choice but to get very drunk, drop some serious cash and discuss getting cucked by good old Saint Nick... We also talk about some lighthearted holiday topics like methanol poisoning and Michael Jackson, and find out which HP characters have been naughty and nice this year.

DUMBLE-DENY DEPOSE DEFEND: it’s only fitting this week that the PMP boys offer some kind condolences to the health insurance executive who was tragically kedavra’d in cold blood the other day. We also revisit a heterosexual anthem by (checks notes) the Village People and a civil rights anthem by (checks notes) Harry Belafonte and bring back a much loved game with a Draconian twist.

Uh ohhh this week some shocking allegations have come out against Australia’s most iconic shock jock, and this time… it’s CRIMINAL! We also commend Trump’s flawless cabinet picks and make a few handy suggestions of our own, and pay a long overdue tribute to the late, great Robin Williams. Also (unsurprisingly) JK continues to completely blow the most climactic scene of the book… 

CEDRIC DIGGORY-DOO!! The boys look into a new problematic British children's author, and for once it's not JK. The merits of slaughtering animals on live TV is also discussed and a Pottefile has painstakingly put together an amazing audio package for your listening pleasure.

With just over a week to go before the US presidential election, it’s fair to say we’re almost as sick of talking about Trump and Harris by now as we are Harry Potter… But our Hagridlection 2024 coverage wouldn’t be complete without briefly discussing Tucker Carlson’s deranged rally address, Obama's pretentious summer playlists, and Trump’s admiration for pro golfers’ giant hogs.    Plus we devise...

Without wanting to be crass, this week we discuss Lidia Thorpe’s balls of steel, our three limp penises, and put out the call to the listeners for some flappy tales. We also meet a mysterious new character Criag Philpott!

Unbelievably, it's 6 years to the day since we started the pod!! And with only 20 or so pages left we simply can’t afford to waste a single moment…That’s why we spent our precious time this week discussing the lost art of chimney sweeping, consuming human excrement, sex pests on onlyfans and of course the entire discography of Kate Ceberano

Nathan is off sick, but you know Droo and Riordan had to spit lava in the booth! This week, we scope out our competition by going through every podcast on the Spotify charts and declaring them all bad. We also discuss old man sex toys and help Kasey Chambers with a question she’s been wrestling with for decades.

MCGONE GIRL: curse you Father Time! How many more beloved HP stars will we have to bury before we finish this godforsaken pod?! Hopefully not too many especially considering our tribute to the late Dame Maggie Smith is even more shoddy and offensive than usual. We also have some timely advice for our Gen Z listeners, a long overdue condemnation of our Gen X listeners, and hear about Droo’s ‘fish o...

This week we discuss the beatification of Fatman Scoop and reflect on the life, career and hog of Cuban enigma/ man's best friend Pitbull! We also bring you the latest Republican political drama that is truly obscene even by their lofty standards. And impossibly dry Greek and Italian biscuits finally get their krumuppance...