Paging Mr Potter

This week Hermione, misconstruing the protests of radical Buddhist monks, decides to immolate her teacher. Also we have to ask - are there too many fugly people in advertising?

Did Russian warlord Vladimir Putin just compare himself to JK Rowling? Excuse us for asking Mr President… but U.S.S.R u serious???

150 PODS 🥳🥳 well... we've hit the 150 pod milestone and since we've made so much progress on that gargantuan/ pointless task, we've decided to embark on another one - counting down the top 10 most insane things of all time!

HEY HEY ITS PMP: What's got Harry Connick Jr all in a tizz? Oh yeah, the most racist/ mental thing ever broadcast on television  Plus find out how you can contribute to next week's 150th EPISODE SPECTACULAR!!

This week a shady figure from the world of rugby league claims to cure covid by harnessing the awesome power of PHYSICS 🧑‍🔬 And we farewell one of our most beloved (and magical) sporting heroes

Apologies for our lengthy absence but we’re officially BACK FOREVER so yeah hooray for us 🥳 This week, with everything that’s going on in the world, we speculate on whether an Australian roots guitarist is producing artisanal gherkins on the side 🥒🕵️‍♂️

CAREER GOALS: this week we discuss our ultimate career ambition - to be suspended with pay 😍😍 although Riordan arguably pushes the envelope a little too far…

STILL GOT IT 😀 In our long awaited FIRST POD OF 2022 we contemplate invading Turkmenistan and attempt to set a new world record

Its the final pod of the year and we've come bearing gifts 😀😀 including the secret recipe for our signature xmas cocktail 'The Godric's Hollow' and tonnes of mind-numbingly inane stoner babble!! Ding dong merrily etc 🎄🎁✨🎅

This week we discuss the joy of murdering a reality TV show host and how to extract MAXIMUM JUSTICE from our broken legal system 

You could inform yourself of the new omicron variant by studying and critically analysing the emerging scientific data… or you could just buy into our latest crackpotter theory linking the new strain to Lawrence Mooney and Dave Hughes

2 FOR THE PRICE OF 3: We’re a man down this week and tbh... it’s quite noticeable. But with a massive hog-based scandal hitting the news just ahead of the Aussie summer of cricket we had no choice but to forge on

This week we take 'piss-taking' to a whole new level with the help of a hilarious new comedic character 

I know we’re normally above it all but this week we plunge headfirst into the mainstream media cesspit to investigate the Weasley brothers’ mudslinging and the shitstorm surrounding President Biden’s anus

We’ve officially left the potterverse and entered THE METAVERSE - Mark Zuckerberg’s puerile, virtual hellscape with all of its futuristic sensory delights (expensive Nazi graffiti, hippogriffs you can have sex with etc)

On today's pod a dark wizard in New Zealand unleashes the awesome power of state-sponsored misogyny, while the Wowza Entertainment debacle takes yet another unexpected turn.

Wowza it turns out we've been doing this podcast for 3 YEARS!! 🥳 🥳 And to mark this special occasion we discuss having sex with ageing former pop star Mick Hucknall and bring back (arguably) the worst game of all - RON OR OFF   

On today’s pod, PMP Corporate Consultants reveal the business secrets YOU NEED to maximise profits and crush the competition. Learn how to: Establish a racist HR Department Trade while insolvent AND Negotiate favourable wand-based settlements

BORN FOR THIS 🐮💩 Oh Mr Lee... I think we're destined to do this forever 

This week TV's most beautiful minds and acerbic wits battle it out for the vacant spots in Gryffindor's quidditch team 

Beware false prophets and Australian idols! This week a truly forgettable Australian singer-songwriter learns the hard way why you shouldn't throw stones on twitter   

This week we wish Daddy Yankee a happy fathers day, endorse a crack-potter theorist as the next prime minister, and get a broadcasting masterclass from Sydney's hottest radio station 

Our progress through this book has been excruciatingly slow at the best of times, but this week it feels like we actually went backwards, as we once more revisit Fergie, Frenchy, and footy players foolin’ around

This week we spread covid misinformation and revisit some dicey tales from Sydney's 'golden mile'

Apologies to our international listeners, but this week we talk almost exclusively about little known, C-list Australian comedians from 20 years ago...