Our Sh*t Podcast.

Reality is fake, your daily life is proof, and the devs stopped patching this thing years ago. This week we're breaking out of the Matrix or at least trying to, before one of us spirals about a vanishing sock and the other has to talk them down. We even asked Claude and it agreed we're in the simulation, which is either reassuring or the worst thing an AI has ever told us. Featuring: bad N...

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're exploring the totally hypothetical scenario of waking up completely naked in public. What would we do? How would we handle it? Turns out, we have wildly confident and absolutely chaotic answers. We discuss our approaches with zero self-awareness, including bush bouncing, boob management techniques, and the absolutely unhinged idea of riding a giraffe bareba...

Forget rationing water and building shelter, this week we're stranding ourselves on a desert island with the worst possible survival kit. From smuggling in a hospitalised F1 driver to a baby nobody remembers boarding with (questionable parenting, excellent content), we rank the items we'd drag into chaos with us, purely to make the situation worse. No logic. No sense. Fair warning: we'...

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're tackling a universal millennial problem: seeing someone do a job on TV and thinking "yeah, I could absolutely do that." We dive deep into the jobs we think we'd be genuinely good at, completely ignoring the small detail that we have zero training, zero qualifications, and zero business being anywhere near these professions. But hey, confidence...

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're exploring the fascinating criminal mastermind strategy of: What would you steal if you could only take things that mildly inconvenience your victim? Chloe gets absolutely rage-baited as we discuss stealing her precious books and foot-related thefts are apparently a category (don't ask), followed by tech annoyance 101. We also threw in a scary movie shou...

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're sweating through our clothes and our dignity as we discuss surviving a UK heatwave. First up: heatwave fashion. We're talking black t-shirts and shorts because that's our vibe and we're not changing it. Other summer staples include shirtless skinny men and people wearing full pajamas to the supermarket. Fashion is dead. Next crucial question: do...

Episode Description: This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're discussing what we would do if we ruled the world. Cue evil laugh. What big changes would we make? Can we make it a better place? Turns out, absolutely not. We kick off with the idiot test - identifying idiots and casting them out. There's a lot of them. We tackle keeping David Attenborough's soul alive by putting him in a head...

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're asking the big question: What would we rather do than go to work on a Monday? Spoiler alert: literally anything. Chloe is officially done with corporate life and has regressed to eating easy chewable baby snacks because adulting is overrated. We dove into our lengthy career paths of bar work, graduate schemes, and living the millennial 9-5 lie that promised...

WE'RE BACK FOR SEASON 3! This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're tackling the doom and gloom of the world but trying to cheer everyone up with our peak millennial energy. Spoiler alert: it's not working, but we're trying. We kicked off with quick-fire rounds including "what was your first ringtone?" (embarrassing), "what is a peak millennial flex?" (owning a house,...

SEASON 2 FINALE CHAOS! This week on Our Shit Podcast, we forced Chloe to download a dating app and then proceeded to absolutely destroy every profile we came across. You're welcome, internet dating. To be fair to these poor unsuspecting daters (are we though?), we gave them alternative names before ripping apart their pictures, personalities, and questionable life ethics. Each lucky contestant...

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're confronting our deepest fears and honestly they're more embarrassing than terrifying. We kick off with the ultimate modern horror: accidentally sending abusive messages directly to the person you were slagging off. Absolutely mortifying. Then we dive into Lady M's public speaking phobia which is unfortunate given it's literally her day-to-day jo...

Welcome back to Our Shit Podcast and this week we are FIXING DATING and talking about the Do's and Don't on a first date. You're welcome. From basic hygiene (you'd think it goes without saying, but here we are), to what you should and absolutely should not talk about, to whether a MAGA hat or as Lady M correctly calls them, a Mega hat is ever acceptable (it's not). We get into...

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're diving into all the embarrassing things people don't want to admit but we're sharing anyway because we have no shame left. We start with the classics: talking to pets like they're actual people (guilty), Donald Trump somehow having a pet capybara (we need confirmation on this), and the eternal struggle of holding in a fart until you've damag...

This week we're getting into our icks and there are  lots  of them. We kick things off with the big ones: posing with a fish (you know who you are), not wiping down gym equipment (criminal behaviour), and being rude to waiting staff (instant red flag, no further questions). But then we turn the microscope on ourselves. Yep, we're owning our own icks. The traits we hate to admit we have bef...

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we stumbled upon a magical lamp in Costco (as you do) and naturally had to discuss our ultimate three wishes. We kicked off with the ambitious plan of morphing into animals and landed on the ultimate heist because apparently we think we're Ocean's Eleven but with better fur. Then we got into the tech wishes: one of us wants to profit from it and to make peopl...

This week, we're bearing our souls and emptying our... other things. It's Confess Your Sins week on the Shit Podcast and true to form, things got messy fast. We're spilling our guts.. quite literally with a cavalcade of loo tales, personal (definitely not ours) anecdotes, and the kind of oversharing that would make your mum wince. We also dipped into the endless cesspool of human confe...

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're diving into the Winter Olympics but not in the way you'd expect. We propose a radical idea: stick a regular person next to every Olympian so we can truly appreciate just how superhuman these athletes are. Nothing says "wow, they're incredible" like watching Dave from accounting eat it on the slope. We also get into the wild story of the gu...

This week, we're diving deep into the questions that keep us up at night from legitimate conspiracy theories to the completely unhinged. We're tackling the big ones like who  really  did 9/11 and the unsolved JonBenét Ramsey case, before careening into whether crabs think fish can fly and the mysterious disappearance of JFK's brain (seriously, where did it go?). As always, we go comple...

This week we're asking the REAL questions: would you be a hot vampire or would you somehow fuck it up? Spoiler alert....Chloe would absolutely fuck it up. We give her 24 hypothetical hours with fangs and she spends them complaining about her teeth alignment and booking an orthodontist appointment for when she's human again. Priorities, babe. We're talking POWERS: flying (sick), eating...

We asked ourselves the big question this week: If you had one day left on earth, how would you spend it? Deep meditation? Heartfelt goodbyes? Nope. Turns out we'd mostly just faff about, max out every credit card we can get our hands on, and buy some absolutely rad motorcycles and cars we'll never have to pay for. This week we explore deeply hypothetical questions like "if we got pois...

Welcome back to Our Shit Podcast, where millennial nostalgia meets absolute chaos! This week, we're exploring the phrases that defined a generation – and somehow still live rent-free in our heads. We're kicking things off with a deep dive into Urban Dictionary's hall of fame (or hall of shame?) with the legendary term "truffle butter." If you know, you know. If you don't....

This week on the podcast, we're shooting our shot with the big guy upstairs—except we've already accepted we're not getting through those pearly gates. Armed with our most unhinged questions for God, we somehow spiral from existential curiosities into... yeah, we spent way too long talking about pedophiles. (We don't know how we got here either, but here we are.) It's theologic...

This week we're unwrapping the gifts millennials actually want (money until we're dead, fake Crocs, Netflix lifetime subscriptions and noise-cancelling headphones to avoid human interaction) versus the ones we don't (robotic cat teddy bears that gave Lady M PTSD, and "Live Laugh Love" signs that should say "Live Love Fuck Off"). Chloe reveals she's never receive...

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're asking the important questions: which celebrities are secretly robots? Our investigation includes Danny DeVito, Tom Cruise, Simon Cowell, Stephen Hawking, Pedro Pascal, Bonnie Blue, and Steve Buscemi (we still can't pronounce it). We also dive into Epstein's island conspiracies, witness Chloe clapping without her hands in a moment of pure magic, deb...

Welcome back to the chaos. This week: why isn't sauce a drink? Spicy mayo smoothie, anyone? Camping is just for attention-seekers—stay home, and if someone suggests it for a second date, RUN. Your trauma doesn't excuse being a twat but we DO use ours for content. Somehow this led to loving Phil Collins??? We declared speakerphone calls in public are free entertainment, wine is just lying t...