Our Sh*t Podcast.

This week on our shit podcast, we tackled unpopular opinions that might get us cancelled. Chloe is disgusted by cold leftovers (apparently they taste  better  cold? Yuck). Lady M went on a rant about those disappointing sugar waffles—utterly disgusted doesn't even cover it. Then we got into the real controversy: downloading films illegally was easier than streaming now. Fuck you Netflix, we wa...

This week: FOOD CRIMES! Ditch that necrophilia podcast and join us for chaos. We debate spaghetti bolognese etiquette (fine at home, criminal in restaurants—unless it's Wetherspoons where we might eat with a fork between our toes). Ketchup on roasts? Acceptable WITH gravy. Lady M's husband lives in a basement AND she eats cereal with WATER. Who hurt you, Lady M? Chloe can't afford a 4-...

In this gloriously unhinged episode, this week we're answering agony aunt questions - starting with the burning question on everyone's lips: who IS Lady M? After solving that mystery, we answer our listeners' most deranged questions. We discuss the moral implications of stealing cats, the culinary possibilities of eating cats, launching a coffee maker through a widow (the person? the w...

Welcome back, mystery lovers! After a three-week hiatus, we're diving headfirst into our Halloween special: Unsolved Mysteries Edition. We kick things off with a cruise ship disappearance that we've confidently solved as sex trafficking. Chloe bravely volunteers herself as tribute (but only in tropical locations), while Lady M—built like a tiny bodybuilder as a child—would have simply punc...

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're diving into funny facts that are supposedly true (emphasis on supposedly). Spoiler alert: our fact-checking is questionable at best. We kick off with some delightful diarrhea truths that naturally spiral into conversations about shitting yourself and enemas. Because that's just where our brains go. Then we tackle relationship facts, traffic light waiting statis...

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're unleashing our inner entrepreneurs with business ideas so brilliant, we're surprised we're not millionaires yet. There's a reason we're not. We kick off with our genius plan for a pet-sitting service specifically for the rapture - because someone needs to look after Fluffy when the chosen ones ascend to heaven. It's a niche market, but w...

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're diving into horror films and quickly discover that Chloe knows absolutely nothing about them while Lady M has apparently seen every scary movie ever made. It's like pairing a horror encyclopedia with someone who thinks Casper is terrifying. We tackle the big question: would we actually leave a haunted house? Turns out it depends entirely on the housing...

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're diving into the classic lies our parents told us as kids - you know, all those ridiculous myths that somehow convinced an entire generation of children. We start with the greatest hits: sitting too close to the TV will make your eyes go crossed (spoiler: total bollocks), and how turning on the interior car light will apparently cause a fatal accident. Becau...

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're tackling the unwritten rules of society - you know, all those things that somehow everyone's supposed to know but nobody actually taught us. We dive into the complex etiquette of petting other people's dogs and the awkward small talk that follows with random dog owners. Can I pet that dawgggg? Then we get into the proper grim stuff: people who don&#...

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're going full tinfoil hat (Lady M special) as we dive deep into alien conspiracy theories and extraterrestrial encounters. We start by discussing how aliens are definitely real and already living among us, disguised as humans (we're looking at you, suspicious neighbour). Then we pitch Area 51 as the ultimate holiday destination - forget Center Parcs, we wa...

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're playing "Would You Rather?" with the most ridiculous scenarios imaginable. We start with the classics: permanently wet socks or constantly feeling like you have popcorn stuck in your teeth? Welcome to sensory hell. Then comes sweating maple syrup versus sneezing glitter, which somehow triggers Chloe's random Michael Bisping story because that&...

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're putting ourselves through the moral and philosophical wringer with some absolutely unhinged hypothetical scenarios. Buckle up, it gets dark! We dive straight into the deep end with five questions that nobody asked for but we're answering anyway. First up: would we resort to cannibalism on a stranded island with only a 25% chance of rescue? Because appar...

Welcome to Red Flag Week on Our Shit Podcast, where we're waving more flags than a communist parade! This week we dive into the big icks and red flags that make us want to swipe left on humanity. Starting with guys who think we care about their fantasy football obsession - lads, your made-up team's performance isn't exactly riveting conversation over dinner. Then we get into the hygien...

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're talking about things we don't discuss enough and why we actually did them. Welcome to our shame spiral! We start with the classics: hoarding receipts for expired frozen lasagnes, mourning cargo trousers with multiple pockets despite having nothing to put in them, and destroying the family PC downloading "totally legitimate" Limewire files. RIP...

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're planning for the inevitable zombie apocalypse because apparently we think we'd survive longer than five minutes. We dove deep into survival strategies, discussed plans for the first 72 hours, debated the different types of zombies (fast vs slow, smart vs stupid), and honestly assessed our completely useless skill sets for the post-apocalyptic world. One...

On this week's episode, we dive deep into the stupidest possible ways to blow a fortune, and honestly, we're kind of impressed with ourselves. (Lady M even made notes) Join us as we plan our financial suicide with a cheese wheel the size of a car, a house surrounded by a legitimate moat/lazy river (old man vibes, obviously), and our crown jewel - a restaurant that serves nothing but meth (...

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're ditching reality to debate which movie universes we'd want to live in and which ones would turn us into immediate casualties. We start sensibly enough: superheroes, wizards, or sci-fi adventures? Then we spiral into the horror movie universes that would have us dead within minutes because let's face it, we're not main character material. But obv...

This week on Our Shit Podcast, get ready for a proper moan-fest as we dive into our biggest pet hates - personal, generational and national. We start with the classics: public displays of affection that make us physically ill, the absolute travesty of thin-cut toast (where's the substance?!), and the ultimate millennial fear of answering the phone. Because apparently we'd rather die than h...

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we've solved World War 3! You're welcome, humanity. We discussed what we'd do if WW3 kicked off and somehow convinced ourselves we'd be essential military assets. Spoiler alert: we absolutely would not be. We debated our ideal draft roles, from fighting alongside Beyoncé on the front line to Lady M's uncanny resemblance to Jack Reacher making her...

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're diving into our most irrational fears and unhinged intrusive thoughts that pop up at the worst moments. From "what if I die naked?" to being convinced there's a shark in the swimming pool or snake in the toilet (apparently we think we live in Australia), we cover the classics. Then we explore those pesky intrusive thoughts like wanting to lie...

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're tackling the big questions: What superpower would you choose, and what would you do with a one-time trip back through history? First up: superpowers! From mind reading (for totally innocent purposes, we swear) to flying (because who has time for traffic?), we break down various superhuman abilities with some seriously questionable reasoning. Spoiler alert:...

In this week's episode, we deep-dive into our achy bodies and our delusional Olympic aspirations. Because apparently we think we're athletes now? We got a little carried away discussing which Olympic events we could totally dominate (spoiler: very few) and totally made up a couple of new ones like fighting dwarfs. Yes, that's a real conversation we had. Fair warning: Contains talk abou...

Just when you thought being a millennial couldn't get any worse - enter the robots. In episode 2, we dive headfirst into our inevitable robot-dominated future and why. It's packed with hypothetical scenarios, millennial anxiety, and enough nonsense to make you question everything.  Fair warning: this episode contains zero actual expertise and maximum speculation. We hope you enjoy our desc...

Welcome to our very first episode of Our Shit Podcast. This inaugural episode is admittedly a bit all over the place—think of it as organised chaos. We're still finding our groove, so you'll catch us free-balling through conversations about everything and nothing, probably oversharing, and definitely making it up as we go along. Consider this your official invitation to join two people who...